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Sakura sat in the back, like always. She saw chouji walk in, holding a bag of chips. He sat down in the back in front of her, she smiled at the back of his head. Sakura leaned forward so she was more up there with him, "Dude! Can I have some?" She whispered, or at least tried too. Chouji smiled and brought the bag up to his shoulder, she took some happily. Chouji had become one of her better male friends, they both loved to eat. Even though Sakura never seemed to get fat, like… Ever. She had a high, HIGH metabolism, and she ate ALL. THE. TIME. Laughing as she took a bite of the chips, she rested her chin on his head. See, that was something with Chouji, you knew you were awesome friends if he shared his food with you. And he shared with her a lot.
The bell rang and everyone took their seats. Sakura sat like a little angel, she never messed with this class, ever. Having the Mr. Pervert in here was always fun. She admired the fact that he would go there, if you catch my drift. As he began teaching on erections, most people--- Guys --- Were sooooo embarrassed, they sunk into their seats and looked around nervously. Except for Chouji. As for the girls, some of them --- And one I say some, I mean most of them--- Blushed and giggled, as for Sakura… She did her own little routine. The second he would call out vagina, she would scream her special phrase… she choked back her little giggles and devious smirks.
Finally, he went on to the vagina. The second he said the word, and Sakura saw all the girls' faces pale and jumped onto her desk and screamed at them. "IT'S NOT GROSS! YOU ALL HAVE ONE! BE PROUD TO HAVE A VAGINA! BE PROUD!" Sakura yelled, everything went silent, She fell back down, she was laughing so hard. Chouji snickered, he didn't want to get in trouble. She fell backwards, seemingly hit the floor with a hard loud, Thud! Jiraiya smiled and nodded, "That is correct Sakura! You may take back your seat!" He said with his perviest smile and a wink. She covered my mouth and sat back down.
The bell rang for homeroom. Sakura smiled, Hinata was in her homeroom, she took off for Asuma's class… Since that's who she had her homeroom with. Walking in, she already spotted Hinata. Sakura walked over and sat in front of her, she smiled. "Hello Hinata-chan!" Sakura yelled with a bright smile. Hinata looked up shyly, but became more enthusiastic when she saw it was Sakura. "Hello Sakura-Sama." She blushed and pushed her to index fingers together, making Sakura smile. She hadn't changed at all. "Oi, Hinata-Chan! How was first hour math?" She asked poking her friend, making her giggle. Hinata gave her famous, 'this is a real smile' smile. It gave Sakura goose bumps because it radiated (Or seemed to) warmth and the room itself was cold.
The second bell rang, but she didn't care. Homeroom was on the best part of the day, well… because they could all goof off and talk until the announcement came on. Finally, a fuzzy sound filled the room. And everyone went silent, it didn't take long for the principal ---Tsunade's--- voice to come one.
Hello! And good morning to all! Welcome back to Kohana High, teachers and students. It's yours truly, Tsunade. I would like to take this time to tell you after lunch, we will all gather in the auditorium for a pep rally to bring in some of the school spirit early! -------Pause-------- Thank you, that is all.
Sakura smiled, that's it. She would have to do something during the pep rally. She giggled at all the possibilities. Hinata sighed, "Sakura-chan… I don't want to have to say this, but I will help you." Sakura broke from her evil giggles and stared wide eyed at her oh-so-innocent friend, who had just offered to help her with her evil scheme. Sakura smiled, her own famous smile, which was indeed, a bad sign. Sakura nodded, "I'll tell you what the plan is during gym, mmkay?" She laughed, her also famous laugh, it was a mix of hysteria and Mephistophelean (1). Hinata sighed, but smiled up at her crazy friend.
The rest of the day seemed to go slow for poor Sakura. But, she decided that she wouldn't get in trouble, she seemed to act like a little angel. She sat in front, asked questions, answered when called on, didn't make a peep unless she was addressed by the teachers. Actually, during fourth hour, one of the teachers pulled her aside and asked if something was going on at home, since yeah no… She was ALWAYS getting in trouble. Sakura smiled innocently and shook her head. Today was going to be fun, very fun.
Finally, fifth hour came, gym. Sakura hummed as she pulled off her uniform and slipped on her gym one. It was pretty slutty, if I do say so myself. It was blue and white, but it was a light blue. The bottom was of blue underwear, but it was kind of like the big granny kind. Then, the shirt had a blue strip going up each side, the rest of the shirt was white, with its sleeves crunched up over the elbow and a nice circular collar. It stretched down a few inches below the granny undies. Sakura pulled back her hair into a small pony tail that was the rule. Then, she slipped on the short socks along with the white tennis shoes. It wasn't that bad… But it was still bad.
Sakura walked into the gym, its floors as clean as ever. Gym made her smile, second best class. Since she was strong, if I do say, she got to hurt people and say it was an accident. They always believed her in gym. It always had this weird new car scent, but no worries, Sakura liked that smell. Sakura spotted Hinata, who was waiting in the usual space they met in gym. By the left hand corner, but also near a pole that was close to the doors.
Sakura jogged over to her. "Sakura-Sama, did you think of a plan?" Hinata tilted her head, making her look oh so cute. Along with Hinata's shyness, she also had an awesome body, her eyes were a very pale purple color, even though she never wore contacts. Her hair was also long, almost to her butt, but not quite… Most of the guys liked Hinata because she was innocent, beautiful, kind, and smart. For any guy that liked Sakura it was most likely because of her toughness, and more likely, her very sexy hair. Yes, she does think her hair is one of the best things. Even though compared to Hinata, she wasn't much. She was not tall, in fact she was rather short. She wasn't very innocent, if you could already figure that out. Her hair wasn't long and flowy, it was just to her shoulders. Her grades weren't top notch, well… In most classes, she always passed health, gym, and … Ready for this? ... Math.
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Shocker, I know. Anyways, she was only kind to people she didn't know or her friends… Or people that's kind of like, you know? Yeah… You do. Suddenly, breaking her train of thoughts, an annoying sound came from behind her, she turned and saw… Sasuke's cheap prostitute. Sakura rolled her eyes at the annoying red headed girl. "Oh boy! Look what the cat dragged in!" She laughed again, God… She was going to get punched. "What do you want, you cheap hooker? A dollar? Well, sorry. I may be straight but you're a HELL OF AN UGLY DUDE!" Sakura yelled loud enough for everyone to hear. Hinata burst out laughing, even though her full blown laugh was very very funny to hear because it was like a normal laugh compared to her usual small laugh. Hinata was using her real life. Which made Sakura burst out laughing along with her. The teacher walked in, and everything got quieter.
They all walked to the center of the room, and waited for the instructions for the day. Kurenai, the gym teacher smiled, "Today, we will begin our unite on dancing. More specifically, poll dancing." She said gesturing behind her to the poles lined up. I held in my cry of fear, it came out as a small gasp. Hopefully no one heard it… Karin did. She eyed Sakura then laughed, "Teacher! Sorry, but I don't think anyone of us wants to see Sakura dance!" She said with that snobby bitchy attitude. That's what made me snap. "Just because you're a fucking professional because your mom taught you doesn't give you the right to be such a fucking BITCH!" Sakura screamed. Everything fell silent. Kurenai sighed, then shook her head. "You two, stop. Just… stop." She said. Karin and Sakura glared holes into each other. The teacher went on to explain, but Sakura wasn't listening. She was thinking of the best way to get back at Karin. Then, it hit her… Sakura leaned over to Hinata, and whispered what her plan was.
Since Hinata was the president of the Student Council, she got a chance to say something in the school assembly, that's what she told Sakura. This sparked a whole chain of events, which led to the perfect plan. Sakura felt her stomach bubbling, this was by far the best thing she could ever do. She made a mental note to get some of her friends to take pictures and record it for her… Oh! And to hug Hinata as tight as possible. Next hour was lunch.
Let the Feathers Fly
Finally lunch! God! Its sooooo close! Sakura smiled inside her, but on the outside she made it look like she was bored. She grabbed all the food she would want then more, just in case. The lunch lady looked at her tray then up at her, she just shrugged, "I'm EXRETREMLY hungry!" She said with a big smile. The woman just laughed and nodded.
Idiot.
I can't wait *evil smile*
Inner! Your back! *gasp*
Ha ha! You can't get rid of me that bad, besides I was fumbling throughout our mind when I found the plan you and Hinata made. I'm here to help.
*hugs* Oh inner! Well kill the whore! :)
:) Yes, yes we will.
Sakura smiled to herself as she sat down with her 'posse'. Inner was back, which actually meant that this was going to be pretty evil… and most likely, illegal. Sakura waited until every one of her buds were there, that's when he told them of the plan. They all nodded and snickered. Everyone seemed to peek over towards Karin and Sasuke. Sakura felt herself bubbling up again. She was not going to go back. Not now, not ever. All today, they were going to wreck her life, and ---hopefully--- send her to the hospital. Sakura smiled at the last part, she felt herself now glaring then glancing, Karin most of felt it, she turned and caught her gaze, before flipping her the bird then turning back. Sakura was almost going to act, but then she remembered, she relaxed.
Auditorium :)
They all waited patiently, Sakura and her group were scattered so they could get different angles of her with their cameras and such. Sakura laughed in her head, when she closed her eyes to block everything else out.
Are you ready?
Hell yeah! THAT BITCH IS GONNA SUCK IT!
Good. Mind if I stick around for a while? There doing all the boring stuff right now…
Duhhhh…. Yeah, I don't really give a shit. So, you didn't tell them the second part did you?
*evil grin*
Ah.
Sakura's inner babble was broken by Hinata's voice. She was smiling at the crowd, looking like her usual innocent self, she smirked. "Being the leader of the student council, I would like to award an outstanding student! Karin *insert last name here* please come here to accept your prize!" She said with a bright smile. Everyone cheered, as for Sakura, she did a slow clap.
Clap.
Clap.
Clap.
Karin was up stage taking the award and standing in the exact spot. I got up and snuck from my chair to where I could pull the wire and set off the prank of the century. As I snuck up, I saw everyone else getting themselves ready too. Naruto and Kiba were gone, then I saw them bringing in the giant cake. I mentally laughed my ass off. I was ready, that's when I took the microphone out Hinata told me to use and made my special announcement.
"Attention! Attention please!" I called into the microphone, all eyes went to me. I smiled, "I would just like to congratulate my friend here on getting the Whore of the Year award!" I shouted, throwing my hands up with a bright smile. Everyone's eyes shifted to the furious red head. Then, she looked down on the award, she suddenly went pale, and blinked… a lot. I laughed, then once again made another statement. "And, we decided to give you something else!" I motioned for the boys to walk out set to cake in front of the stage. Hinata, being the evil girl she is, pushed her. Karin went face first into the cake. Laughter erupted from the crowd. She pulled her head up, (which was covered in cake, if I may add) and looked around, tears filling her eyes. That's when I pulled out my secret weapon.
As the crowd erupted in laughter, I took the chance to say something again. "One other thing!" I pulled the rope, Hinata stared at me with shock as a bucket of 'mystery meat' poured over Karin. I jumped onto the stage, grabbed her skirt, and yanked it down. She screamed, and people laughed even more. Ohhhh but I wasn't done yet. I grabbed a bucket full of roaches and slammed the bucket over her head. The roaches fell out but the bucket remained. Next, I grabbed my duck taped I had hid securely in the back of my shirt. I wrapped it around her body so she couldn't move her arms, then I pushed her down. She fell off the stage.
Sakura grabbed her side as she fell over laughing so hard, she was literally in tears, same with everyone else. That's when Tsunade-Sama came out and screamed –literally- "SAKURA HARUNO!" Everything fell deadly silent. Sakura looked around nervous. People looked stunned, she had done the most 'horrible thing' it looked like she had committed murder, but hadn't they all been laughing a second ago? Before I could think, I was up and away. Jumping past the teachers who had tried to stop me.
Sakura didn't even notice the group of people getting up to follow her. She ran down the hallways and out of the school. She laughed, suddenly Hinata was at her side, she smiled. "Sorry, the others couldn't follow. They didn't make it out soon enough." I nodded.
Finally coming to a stop, she took deep breathes, Sakura's whole body hurt… That's when she saw the group of people, they had followed her out. "That was pretty awesome, yeah." One of them said, he had long hair, he reminded her of Ino. The group seemed to agree with this. Sakura and Hinata stood up and starred at them, "Who the hell are you freaks?" Sakura hissed. Then one of them walked up to her, they
could see his jacket. Her heart dropped, stopped, and rolled. Akatsuki.
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Mephistophelean - devilish: showing the cunning or ingenuity or wickedness typical of a devil; "devilish schemes".
