Repeat

Showing off, Sannin style.

A/N: Reminder –

Orochimaru
: italics cuz he's skewed and sly like that

Jiraiya: underline cuz he's all about making big impressions of himself

Tsunade
: bold cuz she's a strong woman taking charge

*POOF!/CRACK!/THUD!/BOOM!/BAM!/CRUNCH!: I'm sure you can figure it out, depending on the circumstances delivered below but POOF! is definitely the sound of Orochimaru's disappearance.
**Also, if the styles (italics, underline, bold) overlap, it means they are speaking simultaneously, the same words.

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"We meet again, Jiraiya. Tsunade." Orochimaru nodded to them with an air of false civility.

It was all they needed for an opening. The three chorused as if rehearsed, "I have a protégé!"

"We know," they snapped simultaneously.

"S(s)top that."

""

Orochimaru commented, "Thiss is creepy."

"Déjà vu," agreed Tsunade.

"I can't believe Orochimaru just said that something is creepy." Jiraiya shook his head.

Tsunade quirked her head to one side before declaring, "He was part of the creepiness so I guess it's fine."

"True."

"Sso.." Orochimaru queried.

In true Jiraiya fashion, he chirped up, "My turn! Jiraiya! I, Jirayia-sama, have picked out Uzumaki Naruto-"

"Haruno Sakura, my protégé is always beating up that baka," cut in Tsunade, her eyes peering down on her nails.

"Naruto's always chasing after that devil Uchiha under Orochimaru's wing," admitted Jiraiya.

"Ssasuke-kun is ssstill chasing after his brother," allowed Orochimaru.

"Sakura is chasing after the Uchiha too," sighed Tsunade.

"What, both?" Orochimaru adopted a curious expression as he leant in.

"No, no, she's in love with the traitor." Tsunade sulked.

He stretched back and shook out his arms leisurely before inquiring, "They are both traitorsss by leaving the village. Which one?"

"THE YOUNGER ONE! THE ONE YOU STOLE! STOP PRETENDING TO BE DUMBER THAN YOU ARE TO PISS ME OFF! I KNOW YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!"

Orochimaru jeered, "Well, it worked, did it not? Successssss."

BOOM!

Jiraiya cheered, "Damn, you missed Slug-hime. Go get him! He's just asking for it!"

"GET BACK HERE SO I CAN PUMMEL YOU INTO THE GROUND YOU SWISHY HAIRED SNAKE-!"

"Until we meet again, Sslug-princess and Frog-man."

POOF!

"He always gets to have the last word, huh. Slimy worm." Tsunade muttered, cracking her knuckles.

"I'm not a frog! My summon is a toad!" Jiraiya lamented.

"Same difference. They are both oily and warty looking."

"Bah."

"And I bet he knew that. He's just trying to annoy us." Tsunade relented.

"Wanna get some sake?"

"..."

"Let's hook up."

CRACK! THUD!

"Perv. You never learn. You're digging your own grave, you know."

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A/N: Part two complete. I hope it was entertaining to see Orochimaru baiting Tsunade. Poor Jiraiya got double the beatings he earned. Oops. I also like the idea of all of them thinking the same things and finding out that they were more alike to one another than they think they are. This chapter was short but the final chapter will be the longest and it's coming up very soon.
Cheers,

Revenquill.