Mogata: Let's just get to the point.

Lexaeus: Fine.

Mogata: Thanks for all the reviews! For those who submitted signed reviews, we sent back replies (While we typed this?)

Lexaeus: And for those who sent anon. reviews, here you go:

Unknown: I fixed the parts that made sense to fix. And just so you know, I LEFT OUT Edgeville and Rimmington ON PURPOSE, the range of Marluxia's domain extend only to the point where, in the free world's, you can't continue any further because the pipe is members only, thus meaning they are pretty much the VARROCK SEWERS and NOT part of the EDGEVILLE FLIPPIN DUNGEON, and I LIKE calling them the FALADOR MINES!

Mogata: -.-"

Insanitys Wrath: Glad you likey!

Mwa ha ha ha ha: Glad you luv it, and I know that Saïx submitted a signed review in your account, because she doesn't have her own, but Luxy? We posted this story twice. Next time, send a review to Lexy.

Pyromaniaxel: Their weapons, I think, should provide the runes necessary for the members. And maybe they don't WANNA kill each other!

Mogata: Now read on, brave ones!

Lexaeus: Yes. AND REVIEW!

Chapter one: Rulings and Divisions

A dark, damp, pathetically small room, housing no furniture, was where Saïx now sat, behind a very decrepit looking desk, waiting, somewhat patiently, for what he hoped was a nearly sane meeting. Knowing his colleagues, it probably wasn't going to be.

Axel, Luxord, and Roxas teleported into the room.

"What took you three so long?" Saïx asked.

Axel took up the stand. Oh joy.

"Well, you see, we were on our way here…"

"Just like your stories usually start…"

"FINE! Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away…"

"We're trying to AVOID a law suit here…"

"Well, through a minor technicality, I believe, through possibly unwanted loopholes, Star Wars, by letting MGM make the movie, or by just plain letting their festivities occur in the park, has let anything dealing with Disney, because of Disney's park MGM Studios, should now be able to post anything dealing with Star Wars, and by only using a Disney disclaimer, should hereby preempt all Star Wars related law suits."

"Get to the point…" Saïx said, exasperated.

"Well, you see, we were on our way here"

At this point, Roxas nudged Luxord "Isn't that how he started the first time?" He asked.

"At this point, it's better to just let him continue." Roxas nodded. Made sense.

"When, lo and behold, commoners needed our help!"

Saïx sighed, "You were a day late…" (Saïx didn't, of course, wait in the small office all day. Just thought I should point that out. Would have been pathetically hilarious though.)

"Right-o."

"What. Happened?"

"After helping them, we started walking here again…"

"Right…"

"When… a gasp… what's that! Roxas! YOU'VE FOUND A KEG OF BEER! There was much rejoicing."

"Ah…"

"Much, much rejoicing…"

"I get it. However, next time, make sure you come here first. Now, to business."

Luxord and Roxas smiled, Axel just shrugged.

"We must decide how to divide this land we are now in. Any suggestions?"

Roxas shrugged, while Luxord looked at the map. Axel chose a different tactic.

"I choose EVERYTHING not decided upon!"

Saïx looked a bit perplexed. "Say… what?"

"There's far too much here to be decided upon just us 12 members. I demand everything left out!"

The other three members in the room looked at him. "Well, as we consider what we want, we must remember our requests from our fellow members…"

Axel smiled "As always…"

Saïx withdrew a file (From where?) and pulled out a beautifully laminated, baroque sheet, decorated with a great deal many roses and other assortment of flowers.

It went up in flames after it was clear of its folder.

"Why, Axel, why?" Saïx asked.

"It was Marluxia's, it must be ignored for comical purposes!"

"Don't you care what he thinks of you?"

"Not really, no…"

"Do you hate him?"

"No…"

"Well then, we'll resolve this later… as for now…" He stuck his hand into the folder, "A warning, don't burn this one." Axel shrugged in agreement(?), just as Saïx pulled out another sheet, identical to the first, and placed it on the desk. On the sheet was a red label with the words 'In case Axel burns the first one'.

"He wishes his domain to reside in Falador." Axel fumed inside (PUN! Italicized to increase dramatic effect, not to point out the pun.). "I move against his claim!"

Everyone looked at Luxord. "We haven't even heard Marluxia's reason for wanting Falador."

"But, I want Falador!"

"We hear his reason! 'To dress up the radiant garden that can be found therein and make it the most beautiful city in all of this land, increasing the visit-rate and its wealth' Well, I think it's a great-"

Saïx slammed a fist upon the desk. The chattering that had picked up while he read quieted done almost instantly.

"I vote to hear Luxord's reason for wanting that Falimdor-"

"FALADOR"

"Whatever city!" Axel finished.

Luxord perked up, "I have great plans for the city!"

"Can you explain-"

"Marvelous plans!"

"That's not exactly a better reason than-"

"GLORIOUS plans!"

"I vote for Luxord to get Falador!" This time, the voice was Axel's.

Saïx shrugged. Roxas would vote with Axel, it was obvious. He was outnumbered. (It also helped Luxord's cause that Saïx didn't care about Marluxia)

"So… Where would Marluxia's place of residence be?"

"The Sewers!" Axel exclaimed.

"Irony, I like it."

Everybody went through a brief period of laughter.

"Lexaeus requests the mines under Falador. Any objections?"

"Nope"

"Nay"

"Nein"

(Take your pick at who answered what)

"We should also, for added irony here, give Demyx Al-Kharid!"

Saïx frowned. "NO!"

Luxord agreed with Axel. Roxas with Saïx.

"Skip it and come back?"

"Sure, since we're SO divided…" Sarcasm. Nice.

"So far we got Axel for left over areas, Marluxia for the sewers," Everyone laughed again "Lexaeus in the mines under Falador, and Luxord in Falador."

"Roxas, the youngest member, should get Lumbridge, the place of the youngest people in this place." Everyone (else) agreed. It made sense. Roxas, frowning, teleported out of the area.

"So, who's next?"

"Saïx!"

"I demand, because of my affiliation with the moon, the Port of Sarim! Since, you know, tides and stuff…"

"Agreed!"

"Agreed!"

"Let's do Vexen now."

"Varrock!"

"Why?"

"So he can freeze the man-hole and lock Marluxia down there!"

Much more laughter.

"It's mean, and we won't have him do it, but we need someone smart in a major capitol"

"True." Luxord responded.

"Alright, fine!" Axel said.

"Vexen, Lexaeus, Saïx, Axel, Luxord, Marluxia, Roxas, who's next?" Saïx asked.

"Monkey-boy should get monkey-island Karajim, and savage chick should get savage Crandor!"

"Xaldin for Karamja, and Larxene for Crandor?" Saïx asked.

"Yes, exactly!" Axel responded.

"Alright…" Saïx said.

Luxord smiled and nodded.

"That just leaves Xigbar, Zexion and Demyx…"

"Emo-boy for Wilderness!" Axel shouted!

"He's not emo!" Saïx retorted

"And Demyx for Al-Kharid!" Axel continued.

"NO!" Saïx shouted.

"I agree with Axel!"

"NO!"

"2 to 3! We win!!!"

"NO, NO, NO!!!" Saïx said, teleporting from the room.

There was a brief silence, as Axel and Luxord, not the best of friends, or ever acquaintances, stared around the room. Not much to see there.

"So Xigbar gets Tutorial Island?"

"Agreed!" Luxord said, leaving the room through the whooshing darkness at once.

Axel stared at the map, smiling a gleeful smile at all the left over area, all his to roam around in aimlessly.