Summary: Dark Days will come when a child born from darkness arises, and when that happens, everything will fall into his dark infinite Abyss, and nothing will escape his silent rage and judgement as he is the God and the Devil of all living things. The world, the universe and every living thing will fear the name...Naruto 'The Abyss' Uzumaki.

God-like Naruto, NarutoxMassiveHarem, harem women become super submissive, major character death and bashing of all villains in the Narutoverse and other animes. Fetishes will be their but one or two from each lemon with physical abuse being the most occurring.

This fic will be dark so please be warned!

AN/: Wow! I gotta say, I'm loving the attention this fic has gotten over the span of two days, I must be doing something right here, and the first fetish request which is incest has already been made, not to mention I hear someone talking about a dark Hinata, femSasuke and Tsunade being added to the fic!

One quick thing though that I need to warn you guys: Flashbacks won't be a major occurrence in this fic. Things will be explained here and there but I only plan to give bits and pieces of Naruto's past and dark path to power, also, this part of the story which is the Narutoverse part won't be long as I don't plan to drag it out for too long. The anti-Sasuke fans, I'm definitely planning on bashing that guy. END OF THE FUCKING STORY! I have personal issues with people that have his characteristics so I'll be damned if I try and let him be free in all my fics. The bashing won't be that high as I don't want it to be down right pointless but I pretty much want it to revolve around him chasing his foolish dream of not just killing Itachi, but also trying to take out the boy who not only saved his mother's life, but mated with her ontop of his dead father's corpse on the day of the Uchiha massacre with the dissected corpses f his clansmen being all around as his mother shamelessly abandoned him and the Uchiha clan to be Naruto's concubine for the rest of her life.

For team 7, an OC will be in Naruto's place as that OC will have some of the direct characteristics and personality of Canon Naruto, but he will be killed off here in this chapter as I'm not gonna focus on on the OC since I only need it for the chunin exams. One last thing, fight scenes will NOT be overly long, so please lower your expectations on Naruto being knocked down a few pegs every once in a while- that will not happen here. When a character is godly or godlike, he either holds back to drag on the fight or finish it quickly to show the power gap between him and his opponent, and please remember that all the woman in the massive harem of Naruto will be submissive AS HELL! If you don't want a tsundere going all shit scared of Naruto and kissing his ass metaphorically, then don't waste your time pointing out it's wrong- I WARNED YOU! This will be the first and last chapter of the chunin exams since I don't really see much of a point to do this since everybody knows what happens here, plus Naruto isn't taking part in them so why bother dragging on this arc.

Please Enjoy

Opening Theme Song: D12 – Devil's Night

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Konohagakure No Sato: Hogake Tower

A week Later

Inside the hokage tower, here we find the sandaime Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi standing in front what appears to be all the chunin and Jounin of konohagakure No Sato, dressed in his battle suit with the Hokage cloak on top and the traditional Kage hat that has the Kenji for 'Fire' on it, looking on at the many shinobi and Kunoichi in front of him chatting amongst themselves with one Purple haired tokubetsu jounin named Anko Mitarashi conversing with a raven haired and red-eyed Jounin named Kurenai Yuuhi passing many glances at a certain black clad 13 year old jounin who either noticed but kept silent or didn't, and the rest doing the same except for Naruto who still dressed in his all black clothing(with the only change being the wrist band on his right hand being replaced with a black wrist watch) looking at the wrist watch calmly ignoring everyone around him...but occasionally passing unreadable glances at his son Asuma Sarutobi and Iruka who shifted VERY uncomfortably at the emotionless gazes they both got from Naruto(who was standing on his own at the very back of the room with no one being there near him out of pure fear), making the sandaime frown with a sigh remembering the conversation he had with the black clad blonde a week ago that caused the self-proclaimed 'professor' to tear up every time he looked into the mirror every morning since that day, but he quickly placed the memory at the back of the head since this wasn't the time for him to dwell on his past mistakes and wallow in self-pity like he normally does half of the time of the day on his own.

An anbu appeared besides the sandiame wearing a bird mask and said "The Shinobi Academy has been cleared for the first stage of the chunin exams, Hokage-sama, and we have done a clear search all around the Academy, looked at all the foreign entries that have come for the chunin exams and gave a thorough search inside Training Ground 44 to make sure no spies or any 'certain suspicious characters' would be hiding there. As for the count of Villages entering the exams, we have Kiri, Ame, Suna and a new village called Otogakure No Sato residing in the Demon Country".

"I see, thank you for the report, Bird, continue to stand guard at the north gate and be ready for the Demon Country's Priestess Shion to arrive" said the sandaime to which the anbu nodded, saluted and left again in a Konoha shunshin silently without anyone caring to notice. The sandaime remained silent for a moment, then cleared his throat causing everyone to stay silent and pay attention to the sandaime...

"Greetings to all of you who stand before me this morning, my fellow shinobi! As of now, I am well aware that you all know what will be happening here in Konoha, and I have already made the arrangements of who is to become the proctors for the separate stages. The third and final stage will be Genma, the second will be Anko Mitarashi and if the prelims do Occur then Anko will once again proctor as such and the first will be Naruto Uzumaki in replacing Ibiki who currently is on a solo A-rank mission and will not be returning this month. Does anyone have a problem with the selected Shinobi I mentioned?".

For a moment, nobody said a thing with others having a shiver run down their spines at the mere mention of Naruto's name with others whispering amongst themselves about how they are glad they aren't genin anymore, but others openly sighed blissfully at knowing that their students wouldn't have to face the feeble 10th question that ruined the many careers of Chunin hopefuls who could never take the chunin exams again because of the Torture Specialist Ibiki Morino. One Iruka Umino stepped and said...

"Hokage-sama, with all due respect, I don't think Naruto Uzumaki should be the proctor of the first stage. Ibiki-san has made an exception job at making genin realise the true purpose behind being a real shinobi on the job of lives being at risk for a simple purpose of information retrieving, along with always having to take a risk even when you stand to gain only negatives with the odds stacked up against them. Naruto-...naruto-san here has never done such a task, and for many genin to see either someone in their age group, or even younger then them hold the fate of their careers in his hands, the first stage might be jeopardised with-

"Tsk...I'm sorry...Are you talking about me here?" said Naruto who got many surprised expressions from the Ninja in the room(minus the sandaime) who only saw him in the far back of the room but is now right besides a frozen Iruka looking on at the scarred Chunin with his trademark look of indifference and continued...

"This ain't my first rodeo, Umino-baka. I've done this before, and the percentage of kids who passed that time was around 18% of 254 genins. The proof is Nai-chan in the back being the only kunoichi who passed PROPERLY without me having to notice she was cheating. Yeah my reserves are like the ocean meaning I'm not all that good at detecting genjutsu that much, but her technique of getting the answers from another genin showed she already deciphered the whole point of the exams. Everybody else was just taking advantage of my height believing that I was nothing but a dumb snot nosed brat with a brain too big for his head. If those kids have an issue with me then they truly don't understand what it means to be a shinobi which is being able to put your dumb fucking pride aside and take orders from whoever is higher then you in the change of command no matter how old or short that person could be. Either way, I don't need your damn approval to baby-sit some brats who have either done this more times then they have brushed their teeth, or teach the rookies what real obedience and respect is by making them see that even underestimating the enemy in any motion could mean the failure of the mission ending the lives of your team mates...now shut the fuck up like the rest of these meat bags before I make you get worse then you bargained for last time...Umino-baka".

By the end of his statement, Iruka had already stepped back to his spot, but couldn't help but fume furiously inside again at Naruto remembering that faithful day he fell to the same thing Naruto is talking about meaning underestimating him and not taking him seriously while looking at him as-...well the beast that his parents died fighting foolishly. Iruka and Naruto have been known to be anything but friends since the day Naruto took a taijutsu test against him, Ebisu and Mizuki effortlessly defeating all three of them with just one or too moves to the crotch fatally destroying their chances of making sweet love ever again with Mizuki loosing his ability to form chakra by Naruto using 'it's' chakra by injecting a large douse into Mizuki's chakra network and destroying it completely while crushing all the tenketsu points in his legs causing the said chunin to use a wheel chair for the rest of his life, and Ebisu himself was cursed to a live of blindness when Naruto crushed the side of his skull without a care in the world as Iruka was forced to watch his only friend Mizuki beg for mercy at whatever genjutsu he and Ebisu were placed under which took them a full year to come out of, then completely quite their shinobi careers all together and taking conciling for the rest of their mortal lives.

The Hokage nodded at Naruto's statement, then spoke again...

"Very well then. Before I individually assign you all to different posts, I first need to know which genin teams will be entering these exams. The jounin of the respected teams will have to remain here in the jounin lounge for this first portion of the exams, then advance to the tower of training ground 44 once the second stage begins". Again there was a moment of silence as nobody said a thing, but it was soon gone when four jounin stepped forward being Asuma Sarutobi, Kurenai Yuuhi, Might Guy and Kakashi Hatake causing everyone to gasp and eye-widen again with Iruka stepping up as well and yelling "YOU ALL CAN'T BE SERIOUS HERE! Those kids haven't even made a year as genins, and you're already going to put them through this?!".

"What's the matter with our decisions, Iruka-san?" said Kurenai who continued "There were people far younger then them who took this exam like Kakashi-san, Itachi Uchiha and Naruto-sa-

"THOSE AREN'T REAL EXAMPLE YOU CAN USE TO COMPARE! AND NARUTO- AAAH!".

Before Iruka could further yell out in frustration and anguish at the decision made by the four Jounin before him, he was suddenly hit with godly pressure coming down on him hard causing him to fall to his hands and knees and not being able to breath with blood-vessels appearing on his eyes with blood running down his nose as veins appeared everywhere around his neck making him have a seriously pained look far worse then a woman in labour. The scarred chunin tried to speak but found he couldn't talk as that brought pain to his throat causing him to seriously scream in pain making the other shinobi in the room back away from him...but more importantly the person causing all of this who is Naruto(silently appearing before Iruka without anyone detecting his sudden movement) calmly staring at Iruka with his hands in his pockets then said...

"You really like to take all that shitty anger on me all the time because of what happened to Mommy and Daddy...don't you...Umino-baka? I really think your life sucks sometimes...I mean you spent your whole life loathing me and training in the hopes you would 'Correct the Yondaime's mistake and put me where I belong'(Smirks) I know this is gonna sound wrong...but you had your chance, and even your parents feel much better at dying knowing at least they had sex with you being the worse fucking result of that happening...such a shame your Mom had to go through carrying trash like you for nine months. By the way...What was it you were going to say about me?" asked Naruto, who now stood in front of Iruka and kneeled down to his level waiting for him to answer only to get another scream of pain from the nose-bleeding and helpless Iruka which Naruto only raised his eyebrow slowly at and motioned his right ear to Iruka while saying "I'm sorry- I couldn't hear that since you didn't use words. How about you try that again with more thought put into it, hm, Iruka?(playful smirk)".

Iruka helplessly tried to form words, but only coughed up a huge amount of blood causing gasps of fear from nearly everyone in the room with some of the shinobi speaking out loud...

"Oh god! The Demon is going to kill Iruka before us!".

"We have to stop this and help quickly! Iruka doesn't deserve this kind of treatment after all the things he has been through after that time!".

"Hey don't you go anywhere near him! You'll be dead before you know it!".

Asuma furiously rushed to Naruto while saying "HEY CUT THE CRAP, YOU LITTLE SHIT!" and almost grabbed Naruto by the shoulder if it wasn't for feeling the same pressure Iruka was feeling causing the said jounin to fall to his knees and hands yelling and screaming at the sudden burning sensation inside his chest making him want to reach out and stab out whatever was causing the pain-

"Naruto...please...let them go".

Naruto froze in place for a second as a brief memory came to mind causing his left to twitch, but slowly looked over his shoulder to see Kurenai Yuuhi placing her right hand on his right shoulder. Naruto remained silent for a moment...then stood up from where was and said to Kurenai without looking back at her "Congratulations on being a Jounin, Nai-chan. I'm sorry for scaring you like that. See ya later(clickes tongue twice)" and left the room with everyone making way for him to pass in fear of not wanting to face the wrath of the infamous 'Abyss'.

The sandaime sighed sadly while looking down to his feet but said "Kakashi, take those two to the hospital immediately. That will be all for this meeting. There will be another one after the first stage of the chunin exams, so remember to return here" and left the room silently, not before getting a glare from one Anko Mitarashi which went unnoticed by everyone in the room. Kurenai walked up to her and said...

"Is Naruto-sama okay? He usually ignores anything Iruka says about him, plus he never really speaks in mind in front of everyone like he did just now".

"If I knew what was wrong, I would have told you myself Nai-chan, but unfortunately, I never ask Naru-koi how he feels one hundred percent of the time. I wouldn't worry that much about him, but try not to 'cheer him up'. You know how he feels about someone trying to help him" said Anko, but Kurenai frowned sadly at her statement and replied...

"Naruto-sama has helped us all with our problems in the past, and he has saved our lives like Mikoto-chan, myself and the other women in his life. I trust him with every fibre in my being, and I'll die any time or anywhere to prove my loyalty to him without asking why as he is the only thing I...have left to live for in this world. He is the best thing that has happened to me, and even though I know I have to share him with so many other woman who feel the same way about him, I wouldn't care what Society has to say about our relationship. He is very special to me, and I just wish I could feel his pain someday to help him cope with it instead of letting it kill him from the inside.

Nauto-sama has done some...(looks down) Dark things in life that has made me just as afraid of him as these people are, but after being with him for a while...I started to see myself looking at the world through his eyes, and I gave into his darkness being disgusted with mankind and it's infinite desires to judge others, take undeserved power and be greedy with it, look down on one another and mostly dispose of things that either do not serve a purpose to them or something they can't use or something they fear without a proper reason...Sometimes, I feel as if the pain he causes to these people is not enough, and I can't help but blame myself for not ever being there for him when he was younger...If me...or if anyone was there to protect him as he was supposed to be, maybe he wouldn't be in such a state of darkness...but then again, his darkness is the only thing that keeps me warm and happy for all the times I have been with him, and he has taken my pain and misery away from me, even though I do admit to him taking my state of independence as well- but I wouldn't care about that as I still love him no matter what he has done to others or me for that fact!

I...love him more then anything I have ever loved my entire life, and I wouldn't care if he was the one to kill me without having to care as loving him is just enough to accept him as my precious person, even if he doesn't feel the same way or return my feelings".

"...You do wish he did though" said Anko...only to get an unexpected hug from Kurenai, but smiled warmly as she continued speaking...

"...the thing is...you don't exactly know if he does feel the same way. You are sort of a masochist at heart, Nai-chan. You love heartache so much that you will love something that could betray you without batting an eye...(snickers)...THAT...is one of the reasons why he loves you the most, Nai-chan".

2 hours later: Day time

Konohagakure No Sato: Konoha Shinobi Academy

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"...This place is...seriously packed...How...did I not notice all of them before?!" a boy who is dressed in what looks to be an orange jumpsuit that screams 'I'M RIGHT HERE!" and has a heart-shaped faced with dry lips and a small nose with chocolate brown eyes and long black hair tied into a pony tail looking on at the many glaring faces of the genin unleashing their killer intent at him and his fellow team-mates and classmates. A boy named Kabuto fixed his glasses and said to the nine genin before him...

"What you are filling right now is something called killer intent. I would describe how to create it but now isn't exactly the time. In order to release it you just need raise your chakra up a bit and you should be fine". All the members of team seven, eight and ten did so, and they immediately sighed in relief when they didn't feel the nerving intent on them.

Shikamaru quickly composed himself with his team mates doing the same then asked Kabuto "Who are you anyways?".

Kabuto smiled at them all as he responded "Ah. I'm Kabuto Yakushi, and as you can see, I'm a konoha genin just like you all!".

"Oh yeah? You look too old to be a genin. How many times did you- AH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR YOU FUCKING BITCH?!" said Kiba who got punched in the nose for the umpteenth time ontop of the stitches he already has by his female teammate Hinata who is dressed in blue shinobi sandals, a grey tight that does very little to hide her smooth legs and thighs with her buttox looking very firm and she has a white short-sleeve shirt on with a black leather jacket on top of it hiding her ever-growing bust with a grey dog collar being around her neck as her lavender hair is cut short with two small bangs hiding her ears, and her eyes are the usual pale white but they give off a sense of carelessness and dread as she looks like she hasn't slept for days, weeks months or even years...or she looks completely dead.

The female Hyuuga heiress didn't look at her Inuzuka team mate, but ignored him completely while looking at Kabuto with half open eye lids having black bangs underneath her eyes and said...

"Forgive my ignorant teammate, Kabuto-san, but could you kindly answer his question for us since we're all taking these exams for the first time".

"Oh yes, this is the 17th time I'm taking these exams". By this statement, everyone eye-widen in shock as Ino voiced her surprised "They're that hard?!".

"Yes, but once you get the needed experience, it won't be that hard any longer. Just recently, I got these cards that help me find out more about the competition so I can quickly prepare myself for whoever I could be facing in the next stage".

Kabuto reached for a deck of cards in his right pocket and showed them to the group of nine genin getting a look of suspicion from Shikamaru who thought to himself...

'Wait a minute here...I've seen those cards before. Tou-san carries them all the time, and he actually told me that these cards hold top secret information which either is hard to come by, or no longer doesn't exist...how does a genin like him get these cards in the first place?(Grunts) Being a shinobi is such a drag'.

"...-and that's what they can do. Do you guys have any particular person you want to find out about? Just tell me the name and village they come from".

"Gaara of the Sand!" said the team 7 member named Daisuke loudly getting a glare from everyone in the room(with the said red haired not even looking at him or acknowledging his existence) making him shrink in place and spoke with a high pitched tone "...S-sorry..".

Kabuto shrugged as he quickly shuffled his cards, then took out one with the face of the requested name and said...

"Gaara No Subaku. Age 14, is a genin of Sunagakure No Sato and has two sibling being Kankuro No Subaku and Temari No Subaku. His mother, who's identity is unknown, passed on the day she gave birth to him and his father is the Yondaime Kazakage Rasa who is infamously known for his use of Gold Dust...wow! Garaa is apparently the Jinchuriki of Ichibi No Tanuki Shukaku and his only known ability is his control over sand. His information about his current career status says that he always came back uninjured from every mission he was sent to...Weird".

This new information made all nine genin have a look of shock and fear with Sakura and Daisuke remembering their encounter with the said Jinchuriki...and it wasn't pleasant for the latter who almost died at the hands of the red haired Jinchuriki who told him his existence doesn't have the ability to amount to anything in life, and he will kill him quickly and painlessly if they ever had another encounter.

'Ji-...Jinchurki? Is that why I could feel the same sick energy and feel from him that I get from that-...that monster, Naruto? I...I better stay away from him! Why oh why did I ever think of being a shinobi in the first place?! I had my ass handed to me by the demon brothers, I pissed my pants when we faced Zabuza, and that freak of a girl Haku almost cut my arms off if it wasn't for Kakashi helping us out!...Oh yeah...I promised my Kaa-chan and Tou-chan I would avenge their deaths at the hands of that monster Naruto by becoming Hokage- AND MAKING HIM KILL HIMSELF LIKE HE MADE HINATA-CHAN! I WILL NEVER-(AN/: Think of Canon Naruto ranting on and on from there. I don't want to force my hands to write that crap down. No disrespect to the canon Naruto fans and Kishimoto)' was what Daisuke was thinking with an image of the said black clad blond flashing before his eyes making him tense up in fear and shiver widely with his hands shaking causing everyone to look at him in confusion, but shrug it off as one of the brown-eyed class clown's 'moments' when someone stronger then him scares him badly enough to shut off his hyper activeness.

In all Honesty, no one ever knew Daisuke that well since he is practically a civilian, and how he got to be shinobi has always been a wonder to everyone, especially Sakura who has taken notice to how cowardly Daisuke can get when facing danger, and immediately gives up at just anything he finds he can't do. That, and he brags about being the total opposite of it all, and once stated that he wants to be how Hokage so he can force Naruto Uzumaki to kill himself as he believes that he(Naruto) was the reason why Hinata hung herself outside the office of her father forgetting that Naruto was the one who brought her back to life using the shinigami mask from the Uzumaki Shrine.

One Sasuke Uchiha folded his arms arrogantly over his chest and said "I want information on Naruto Uzumaki of Konohagakure No Sato".

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All of sudden, the entire room turned cold for the nine genin with some of them instantly freezing in shock of Sasuke mentioning such a name that is known to strike fear in the hearts of the strongest Ninja in the village, and Kabuto eye-widened as he said to the Last Uchiha "Why would want information on someone who isn't a genin?".

Sakura was about to voice her concern as well but was shut down by Sasuke who said to her with a glare "Nobody asked you to speak, Sakura. Just shut up and cover that stupid forehead of yours...you're too much of disgrace to say anything in my presence, as I am an Uchiha elite, and you should do as I say as I am the only reason you are alive since I saved you from getting cut in half, or do you not remember what happened back at the Wave Country? Now you, give the information on Naruto Uzumaki".

Everyone except for Daisuke, Hinata and Kabuto openly glared at Sasuke for saying such harsh things to their fellow Kunoichi who kept quiet and stood behind him with a straight face, but everyone could see she was hurting from the inside by how she was trying not to cry by taking a deep breath and exhaling then closing her eyes trying to hide the small tear drop that fell from her left eye.

Kabuto shrugged while saying "Okay, if you wanna know him that much...Naruto Uzumaki aka 'The Abyss'. He has no siblings but his parents are the famous Yondaime Hokage Minato Namikaze also known as The Yellow Flash of Konoha and Kushina Uzumaki The Red Hot-Blooded Habanero. His abilities and skills are unknown except for his track record that says he entered the shinobi system as a genin by the age of Five then became a chunin at the same age, and later became a jounin by the age 7...that's seriously impressive, and he has also broke a number of high records that were sat by one Kakashi Hatake and...anyways. His current rank is S-rank with a flee on sight order and a warning to never look directly into his dead cold eyes unless you are girl. That's all I have".

Sasuke, who was unsatisfied with the info he got, took the card from Kabuto and tried to read more as he said "That isn't all of it! You must be hiding something here!".

"Sasuke-teme! Would just calm down already about that wierdo of a freaking demon?! You've been like this since we got and left the wave country! Why are so focused on that piece of trash when he didn't do nothing to-

SLAP!

Everyone immediately eye-widened again at seeing Sasuke slap his own teammate in the face which Daisuke was also shocked by, and Sasuke turned his attention to him with a menacing glare that threatened to burn Daisuke's eyes out and said...

"You...do not have ANY idea what you are talking about...So just shut up before I make you realise just how much of a crutch you are to everyone around you, and how meaningless you are in life...dobe".

Before anyone could do anything, a wave of great pressure came down on everyone in the room making them freeze at the sudden terror they were feeling with loosing their breath and feeling incredibly weak, then turned to the front to see the person who was admitting all this pressure who happens to be Naruto looking completely bored and said...

"All of you...get into your fucking seats now as the chunin exam is now officially about to begin. If you don't reach your seats in three seconds I will disqualify whoever isn't sitting on their opposed seats...and you kids in the back, stop pussy-foot'in and do as I say before I shove all your heads up all you asses and have you play 'pikaboo' with your turds".

Everyone cringed at the image Naruto described to them(while flinging at his cold and monotone voice), and quickly got to their given seats not wanting to fail so quickly by disobeying him. Some of the genin in the room who looked to be more older then Naruto openly glared at him as others look at him in fear knowing just who he really is and what he is cable of, but some of the girls in the room openly blushed when Naruto yawned and spread his arms up high making his shirt slightly reveal the chizzled 6 pack he has under his shirt with his abs looking super rip...but Hinata made a loud whimpering moan as she looked directly at Naruto's crotch with both hands reaching for the zip of her jacket and pulled it down making almost all the boys in the room have a nose-bleed at seeing the mini D cups that jacket was hiding all along.

Naruto looked over to Hinata...then eye-rolled at her causing the Hyuuga to snap out of the 'trance' she was under making her look around the room to see the females looking at her incredulously and the males trying to strip her naked with their eyes. She looked down to the table sadly, not bothering to zip the jacket up but gave Naruto an apologetic look which Naruto gave sigh too, but quickly regained a straight face and said...

"The rules are simple. All you gotta do is answer all the questions on the sheet of paper in front of you correctly. You answer one question incorrect and you will loose 10 points[Insert loud gasps from all the Genin]...If you don't answer all nine questions you loose double the points and fail automatically. You get caught cheating, I disqualify not only you but your team as well right on the spot. Don't think I won't be able to see what you are doing because of the fact that I don't have a couple of chunin insisting me. I CAN see what your doing- and if one of you open your mouth to say something, I'll rip your tongue out, shove into your left nostril and pull it back forth like a towel and stitch your mouth closed with old rusty senbon that were used to stitch up a horse's vagina".

Once again, the whole classroom of genin cringed at the disgusting image Naruto has given them, and immediately held back whatever comment they had or wanted to make out. Sasuke was clenching his fists very hard and glaring daggers at Naruto for second, then looked down forcefully as he tried to avoid Naruto's gaze but still gritted his teeth at a certain memory that came to him making him think to himself...

'….One day...One day I will make you pay...After I kill 'that man'...I will come after-

'Don't even think about it, pencil dick'.

The second (female)voice inside Sasuke's head made him quickly look up and around him in surprise of who or what he heard making him think someone was talking to him, but shrugged it off believing he didn't hear anything.

All the genin waited for Naruto to motion the start of the exam, and quickly did so the very second he said "You may now start"...

1 hour later

"Alright, pencils down...Congratulations. You have all passed this test of the chunin exams" said Naruto as the genin before him all sighed loudly in relief and chatted amongst themselves for a brief moment but kept silent as soon as Naruto spoke again...

"As you can see by the empty seats all around you, this shouldn't come in then out of your ears about how you have managed to get passed my senses. This test wasn't really about testing your intellect as a ninja and an individual to see if you have book smarts, but it's also to see if you could understand the many risks about taking missions that require you to retrieve information".

One Temari No Subaku stood up from her seat and asked "Is that why you didn't say anything about cheating being against the rules?". Naruto smirked in seeing how quick she was to figure it out and responded "Your smart, Suna-chan. As a matter of fact, what you have just said now was also apart of the test which is looking underneath the underneath".

The blond-haired Suna genin blushed at the smirk and the praises Naruto gave her, and was about to speak again when a black ball came crushing through a window from the left side of the classroom. In a poof of smoke, a banner appeared before the genin that says 'The Sexy and Vicious Anko Mitarashi' and Anko, in all her beautiful glory, was standing right in front of it as she look around...then walked up to Naruto giving him a hug from behind putting the back of his head right between her glorious valley of Breasts and said "Well done, Naru-koi! You have managed to break Ibiki's record of passes again!".

All the boys in the room, save for the obvious, eye-widened at seeing the affection Naruto was getting from such a hot and gorgeous lady dressed in clothing that left the mind wondering for days and all thought to themselves-...well they couldn't think of anything since those nasty images Naruto described are still there making the genin refuse to think anything that revolves around the black clad blonde and swallowed down there jealousy HARD at seeing Naruto being hugged by Anko with his ears feeling the mounds of flesh on her chest.

Naruto sighed blissfully for moment relaxing into the hug with his hands reaching for Anko's hands to rub them sensually then kiss them, and then he pulled away from Anko's embrace and said "I try not to over do myself, but anyways, I think these kids are more special then the last. Some of them really know how to get the job done. I wouldn't underestimate them, Anko-chan".

"If you say so, but when I'm done with these brats, there will be less then a half left behind(smirks)" At this, all the genin found themselves shaking in fear at what Anko said, but what she said next had them all running out the room as if their lives depended on it...

"Meet me at training ground 44 aka the forest of death, and if you don't get there in the next thirty seconds...I'll have you disqualified then banned from taking any other chunin exams ever again(smirks)".

Once there was no one in the room, Naruto turned to Anko and said "Oro-chan says Hi by the way. She's actually here on a quick errand I sent her".

"(Eye widens with smile threatening to tear face in half) Really? Kaa-sama is here?!" said Anko with Naruto nodding, and would've said more if wasn't for Anko instantly running out the room with a huge smile on her face and tears of joy falling from her eye-lids at huge amounts comically!

Naruto sighed to himself, but the mental link between him and the Kyuubi opened up with the tailed beast saying "Remind me again how she became so infatuated with that snake sannin, Naruto. In public, she openly despises her and cuts the balls off any man who ever mentions her name around her".

"Prior to what the villagers believe, Oro-chan isn't as heartless as everyone believes. The evidence in that is how she has been a mother to a lot of orphans who have lost their families in tragedy and she cares for them deeply as if they were her own. That pervert of an idiot Jiraya says that she uses anyone who give their lives to her and turn them into her personal play things, but the truth is that she has never once made any one under her care do something they don't want to do. Anko wanted the curse mark because she wanted to feel how Oro-chan feels when she fights to protect what she cares about and destroy anything that tries to harm anything that is dear to her.

….Those two are seriously inseparable. Sometimes I tell myself Oro-chan really is Anko-chan's mother because often or not, you don't see a mother care so much for her children like she does. One could say Anko could be obsessed with her in a lot more ways then one, or say that Oro-chan has so much control over Anko-chan through the curse mark, but evidence shows that Anko has never used it since she got it, and I should know since I do spar with her sometimes and push her past her limits, putting aside the sex we have and all that.

A piece of Oro-chan's soul is inside the curse mark, so Anko always enters the mindscape of the seal to be with her, but even then she isn't completely satisfied since she really does enjoy being with the real Oro-chan more then anything. Anko really isn't the grown woman everyone knows her to be as she can be seriously childish when Oro-chan is in the vicinity. Fuck it, those two can act like naughty twin sisters if they have too! I can be blamed for that shit absolutely".

"I see, but tell me something, Naruto. Do you ever plan to stop doing what you do to all the woman you come across?".

"(Eyebrow raise) If you mean by adding a little fun, adventure, enjoyment, love and purpose to their lives of endless loneliness, misery and regret then fuck no. All the women I have are more then happy to be alive since I came into their lives...well, I wouldn't know with Nata-chan since she's such an Emo all the time, but that's a known fact.

I might not give two shits about anyone in this world, but being loneliness is a bitch, and I don't want to live without having a family of my own and give my kids the life I didn't have. There's three things I like in life. The first is fighting, killing and ripping motherfuckers apart and toying with their minds making them realise there is always a bigger bully then them in life or a more bat-shit crazy killer in the world. The second is surprising people who underestimate me or take me to be dumber then a bag of hammers then flip them the bird when they try to suck up to me...but the last one is Women and children. I may be a bastard to some of my women, but they always tell me to let out my frustrations on them when I can since they don't want to see me all fucked up like how I was as a kid. I beat up Mei-chan after killing the yondaime Mizukage not knowing he was a Jinchuriki like me, and still to this day I will never forgive myself for that shit. Even though she was stronger then me at that time, she wouldn't fight back and she would kill anyone who tried to stop me from smashing her face into the ground...".

The Kyuubi remained silent for a moment, then spoke again as it said "Darkness can be a Haven to a lot of people, and you have surely proved that with how all those women would love you so much after you tell them all the things you have been through with you comforting them about their own hardships in life, and promising them a much better life which you obviously make true with how Nadeshiko has changed since you have arrived there. I can't say I understand human emotions even though I can sense them, but I do understand the undying loyalty they have you. Some of these women were once battle-hardened Kunoichi, or very shy, timid and mistreated childrenwho gave up their dreams and fantasies of being real women with never having a back bone of there own to give them the strength they need to live...and now you have driven them to a level of insanity they either can't, or don't want to return to, just like Hinata Hyuuga and your cousin Karin, but some others have somehow been more free with themselves and no longer feel the constant need to hide behind a mask as they have after going through life-threatening tragedy just like Tsunade Senju and that crystal User Guren".

"Ain't that the truth(cackles) We'll talk later, Kurama" said Naruto, and the mental link was immediately switched off as soon as he spoke with Naruto leaving the room with a black swirl wrapping away...

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AN/: I thought of adding another scene, but I didn't want to add more talking and Naruto doesn't fight until the invasion, plus I don't want to be hit with 'child pornography' for making Naruto get into a lemon at this current age. Thanks for reading and don't forget to review. I know what I said in my profile, but I kinda see the point of that of stuff now.

Later!