Me: I don't own Naruto………………………………………….yeah.

Gaara: Hehehe. You're Deidara.

Me: No I'm not……………………………………………………….yeah.


"Sasuke Uchiha, please report to the office. Sasuke to the office." A quiet yet stern female voice belonging to Tsunade's babysitter…ehem…I mean vice principal…came through the wall speakers. Sasuke sighed and packed up his books while trying to block out the s ing of his classmates. He knew it was time for his counseling but they didn't and the ones who were laughing didn't know him well enough to know that Sasuke Uchiha NEVER got in trouble.

He was in his first class of the day which was his AP math class. He was grateful to be in this particular class today because out of the little gang of friends he usually went around with only Shino, Gaara, and Neji where in this class. Shikamaru would have been in the class too if only he wasn't so lazy. The reason he was happy about this was because he knew these people didn't care about his secret relationship with Naruto.

They had made it obvious after school Friday along with Kiba, Hinata, and Shikamaru that they would support them on this no matter what. Even though the stoic ones actually just stood there and let the others do the talking. Everyone else seemed unaffected as well but Sakura and Ino were livid. Especially Sakura. He didn't want to be around either of the two anytime soon.

As he walked out of the class Gaara caught his eye. The - was giving him a look that clearly started, 'What did you do?'. Sasuke just smirked and shook his head. He left the room and quickly headed for the office, wondering what the first counselor appointment would be like. He imagined that Itachi had made it so that the talk would be as embarrassing as possible so he was wondering what the worst possible scenario was. Knowing Itachi he had probably said something about Sasuke's' parents. Sasuke could only hope that he didn't pull the 'he cries every night' stunt. Sasuke sighed. He probably did. He could only hope that he didn't bring Naruto up in his conversation with the principal. As of recently Sasuke felt uncomfortable with Itachi saying anything about his blond boyfriend. After what had happened Friday…

He still wasn't so sure what had really happened but he wouldn't be surprised if Itachi had sunk as low as spending the family fortune on exotic pranking material for use on the youngest Uchiha. That was probably what it was…though Sasuke still couldn't figure out how. Over the weekend he had researched ever type of magic trick that could possibly do what he had seen and came up with zip. He had even tried to force it out of his brother but Itachi had pushed him away stating he had research of his own to do.

Sasuke didn't like the sound of that but he couldn't do anything about it.

He entered the office and walked up to the secretary desk that was currently empty. Looking around a bit and not finding the Shizune he instead walked over to the room labeled 'vice-principal'. He knocked on the door and waited for the dark-haired woman to answer.

"Tsunade, I told you I would not give back the sake until your paperwork is done." Sasuke could hear the conversation clearly even through the door. "Now go back to your office and…" She opened the door. "Oh, Sasuke…I suppose you're here for your counseling?" She was blushing lightly and looked embarrassed. Sasuke nodded slightly, not really surprised that Shizune had to hold Tsunade's alcohol hostage for her work to get done. "Follow me then. Anko should be waiting in her office…"

Sasuke followed Shizune into a part of the office he had never been in before and was shown into the room labeled 'Councilor'.

The Uchiha sighed, hoping for the best but not expecting it.


"What the hell?!?" Itachi looked around him. He was back at the Akasuki base. Just moments ago he had been carrying the blond Kitsune over his shoulder with an enraged Sasuke chasing after him and now he was back at where he started. Was this some sort of gen-jutsu? Had his little brother become more powerful then he had thought? He decided to test it out.

"Kisame! Get out here!" The Uchiha yelled in a very un-Itachi-like way.

Kisame was out in a flash, disturbed by the man's tone. "I-Itachi! I thought you said you were going off to get leads on the Kyuubi container!"

"I know. Just tell me how long I was gone for." Itachi calmed himself a little. He was an Uchiha genius. He could handle anything.

Kisame looked at Itachi in a vaguely worried way. "You...haven't even left yet."


Me: Sorry it's so short this time. I had planned for it to be a lot longer but it turned out to be only like three pages.

Gaara: Yup. Review…I'm not kidding…do it now.

Me: Gaara behave! (sigh) Anyway, until next time:)