"Welcome to Mock the Ninja, where we discuss what's happening in the narutoverse."

The host, Omoi, looked very bored. Or maybe he just didn't want to be here.

"This week's guests are Hidan, Kakuzu, Kushina, Might Guy, Orochimaru and Sai with me Omoi as your host."

After the crowd settled down he continued.

"This week we are discussing chapter 577."

"This week the fight against Madara continues and Tsunade is stabbed through the chest with a tree root. Also Itachi and Sasuke run into Kabuto."

"It was really boring!" Hidan complained. "There was none of me in it!"

"That's because you were buried by that kid." Kakuzu muttered.

"Grr shut up Kakuzu."

"Only when you die."

"What about you Kushina?" Omoi asked, what did you think?"

Hidan and Kakuzu glared at him.

"Oh..."

"What if Tsunade dies, and then Naruto loses hope and he dies too? Then everyone else loses hope and dies? I can't let that happen! I must not lose hope!" Omoi exclaimed.

Kushina looked annoyed he had butted in but smiled. "I'm sure that won't happen."

"Yeah, but how do you know...? What if..."

Kushina cut him off. "It won't."

He looked unconvinced but she smiled again. "I'm sure lady Tsunade will be fine. We Kunoichi are strong. We won't lose so easily!"

"She will be strong with the power of youth!"

"Women are weak." Orochimaru hissed, "I wish they'd get back to Sasuke and Itachi, I'm curious to see how they measure up to Kabuto..."

Kushina looked like she was going to hit him but thought better of it when he stuck out his long snake tongue. Instead being majorly grossed out like everyone else.

Sai smiled. "I don't think women are weak, not after being punched by Sakura."

Kushina nodded enthusiastically.

"Who cares?" Hidan grunted. "They should get back to the akatsuki, we were f*cking awesome!"

Kakuzu had to nod.

Kushina and Hidan glared at each other.

"They should get back to Naruto!" Kushina smiled, "He is the hero after all!"

"Yes Naruto fights so youthfully!" Gai exclaimed.

"Sasuke is much more..." Orochimaru started but was cut off by Omoi.

"We're almost out of time, here's our final round."

A sign spun round and landed on things to possibly look forward to next chapter.

"Exposition on Madara...?"

"Tsunade's powerful moves!"

"More Itachi, Sasuke and Kabuto..."

"Fighting with the power of youth!"

"More from Konoha...?"

"More akatsuki!"

"I don't care."

"That's it for this week; see you next time on Mock the Ninja."