A/N: This is basically a story that just lists and describes various planets I've invented for the benefit of the Doctor Who fandom. Use them as you will in your stories; all I ask for, however, is that you message me somehow and tell me which planet you're planning to use for which story, and acknowledge me in an author's note.

To describe the planet, I'll tell it like a story/one shot, and use the tenth Doctor plus various companions. So actually, you could also think this as a compilation of mini-stories, to those who don't want to write.

Hopefully, I'll help a lot of you out there by giving you some inspiration!

(Some people may recognise this from my other story, 'Dreaming of Nightmares'. I liked the planet so much, I couldn't help but re-use it).

Disclaimer: I own the planets (in a sense) but I don't own Doctor Who at all. If only.


~Planet of the Underground Haven~
-Golongio-

Another body, after another regeneration, another companion, and another planet; but the Doctor was again in the same situation.

Getting a companion out of trouble.

Except Jack was a special case. The young-ish man didn't fall in harm's way—oh no, he usually hunted down trouble like a Churokin-Mattle Beetle hunts down Suburreen-Winter Snakes. Urgh, trouble followed Jack almost as much as it followed the Doctor. Put them together and...

"Ow, Doc! Be careful where you put those hands," complained Jack with a smile. "I'm sensitive."

"Huh?" the Doctor asked in a muffled voice. "You're flirting with me now?!" His mouth was smothered because it was occupied with his sonic screwdriver, while his hands deftly scrambled to untie his companion. A difficult job, considering that his companion was suspended upside down, bound tightly with chains and rope.

It would have been easier to cut the ropes and chains with his screwdriver, but that would mean turning off the low whistle it had been emitting that kept the guards outside asleep. The Doctor weighed the pain of a gunshot to the gut to a few blistered fingers from untying ropes. He immediately chose the latter.

"Anyway, this is what you get for flirting with the concubines of the Emperor Alikaay," scolded the Doctor as he tugged impatiently at a knot holding Harkness to the ceiling. His lecture came off less severe with the glowing blue stick in his mouth dampening the venom in his voice, "You should know better than that! I've told you so many times that the Golongioa people do not appreciate having their tentacles touched!"

"Aww, it was just a harmless joke!" protested Jack, laughing silently, causing his raised body to wobble dangerously, and nearly hitting the Doctor on the head.

"Oi! Careful there!" chastised the Doctor as he squinted at a rather odd lock on one of the scaly chains. "Joke or not, that doesn't excuse you messing with the Emperor!"

"Alilkaay is just a little upset that he proposed to me to be his fifth marriage pairing, and I said no," whined the captain, who was wriggling more and more, effectively making the Doctor's job that much harder.

"Quit it, you impatient prat!" The Doctor scowled; a little dribble was flowing from his clenched mouth since he had no time to remove the screwdriver.

"But come on, Doctor! Loosen up a bit," laughed Jack jovially, even though in all counts, he should have been a little worried about being suspended from the roof. "I've been in stickier situations; remember that time we were stuck on the outer planet in the Yetridonrary constellation? Their prisons are made of glue!"

"Slime and regurgitated bile, actually," corrected the Doctor mildly around the sonic screwdriver, ignoring the disgusted look on his companion's face as his attention was focused on the final intricate knot holding his friend to the oily ceiling.

"Anyway, why can't I flirt with you? It'll pass the time." Raising an eyebrow, the Doctor gave his companion a disbelieving look, before quickly pulling out the knot, which led to the captive falling heavily to the floor, bruising his shoulder on impact.

"Oww," complained the captain half-heartedly as he looked around his prison cell, his vision blurred as he suffered the disorientating feeling of blood gushing back to his head.

Hands finally free, the Doctor removed the sonic screwdriver from his mouth, and let out one short bark of laughter at the reddening face of his idiotic friend. Pulling him by the arm, the Doctor kept the noise from his sonic going with his other hand. While the guards were sleeping like babies, they left the jail, and headed upwards.

They were underground; the entire city was subterranean, in fact, and that was due to the fact that the Golongioan people were so dreadfully fearful of the suns—actually it was more that they were incredibly superstitious of the twin suns burning brightly in the lime green skies. It wouldn't be too bad being under the crust of the planet, but the tunnels were cramped and definitely not made for humans—or Time Lords, for that matter—to trespass through it.

Not only that, but the tunnels and caved out regions all totaled a labyrinth of complex twists and turns, a maze that confounded even the genius Doctor himself. It was only the sonic screwdriver that kept them from getting completely off track; it's light burned a brighter hue of blue when they went in the correct direction, even though they hit a few dead ends because the screwdriver didn't tell them the right path towards the TARDIS, just the right direction.

"It's lucky I didn't park above ground in the blue grass, 'cause the sonic would just keep telling me up," commented the Doctor as they turned a sharp left 'round a corner. Fortunately it was after curfew, so most of the natives had gone to sleep. Or whatever resembled sleep to those that didn't have eyes in the first place.

Clicking his tongue between his teeth, the Doctor pointed his screwdriver left and right before deciding heading straight was the best way to go. For a while they ran around, seemingly lost as there was neither rhyme nor reason to their path. A strange twitch of the neck indicated that the Doctor suddenly heard something the man could not, and his pace increased in speed as he stopped walking, and started jogging lightly.

"Anyway, I'm curious; what took you so long to come get me? Usually it only takes you a few hours, but you left me there for a whole day!" panted the man as he ran alongside the Doctor, exerting more energy than he normally would in an effort to stick beside the eccentric alien.

Shrugging, the Doctor kept his eyes straight ahead as he answered indifferently, "Wanted to teach you a lesson, you dolt."

Before Jack could retort back some witty answer, the purple lights that lined the rough walls of chiseled limestone suddenly turned a fierce shade of magenta. A low siren hummed through the walls, causing both the Doctor and his companion to pause for a moment in their search for the TARDIS.

"Damn," said the man as he paused for breath—the Doctor liked jogging briskly with long strides—looking up at the lights, "It seems they realized I escaped."

Growling under his breath, the Doctor snapped, "This is the last time I'm taking you to a planet with sentient creatures! Everywhere we go, you manage to grope the wrong person or alien and get us into these messes!"

Laughing breathlessly, Harkness mock-punched the Doctor and gasped, "But you love it, old man. Thrill of the chase keeps you young, don't it?"

The Doctor finally grinned, but before they could do anything more, a squad of armed Golongioan marshals surrounded them, their skin dripping in a repulsive gray mash, their teeth a dark pink hue.

All discussion was forgotten as the Doctor and Jack hurriedly tried to think of a way out of this mess.


A/N: What'd you think? Like it as a one shot, or do you feel like writing what exactly happens after that? Review/PM and let me know! :-)

When Jack mentioned the 'outer planet in the Yetridonrary constellation', it made me think of using that story for another day... Hehe.

Also, sorry about the long gap between updates. The more interest I see in this, the more I'll post. Otherwise this is just something I'll do in the passing.

Remember: I do take reasonable requests!