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"Hun, where is Zach?" Marissa asked Ryan. Ryan rolled his eyes; she asked that question on average probably…every half an hour.
"Sleeping" Ryan said to Marissa.
"It's two in the afternoon." Marissa stated. Ryan just shrugged and continued cooking lunch.
"Want a coffee babe?" Marissa asked as she got two cups out of the cupboard.
"I want more than that." Ryan said abandoning his bacon and eggs and began massaging Marissa's tense shoulders.
"Ooh, that feels good, keep going" Marissa demanded sweetly. Ryan denied her request and bit the bottom of her earlobe.
"Ryan! Zach is right upstairs." Marissa murmured with a concerned tone.
"Please Marissa, he's a teenage boy. There is a ninety nine percent chance he has done this before" Ryan replies as he picks Marissa up and carries her to their bedroom.
"What? Has he said something to you" Marissa stutters, no mother wants to think of her baby boy having sex.
"Sandy and Kirsten would have had a heart attack if they knew half the things we did. Zach's a teenager, he likes girls and we need or you need to come to terms with that. Because soon enough he will be bringing girls home with him" Ryan explained teasing Marissa a bit.
"Nuh-uh. Zach knows better than hooking up with someone just for sex. He would never bring some random girl into our home" Marissa said.
"Marissa, I'm talking about him dating" Ryan said smirking.
"I know" Marissa lied. "I was just seeing if you knew that, you know" Marissa continued. Ryan laughed at her.
"Stop laughing at me, it's weird talking about Zach like this" Marissa pouted.
"Then lets stop talking about Zach and set him a good example" Ryan said through kisses on Marissa's soft lips.
"Your disgusting you know that?" Marissa grinned. Ryan replied with a deeper kiss and rolled Marissa on top of him.
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Around three thirty-ish Marissa was naked and asleep in Ryan's arms with the sheet covering her of course. Ryan lay in the bed with her smiling at her while she uttered small gentle snores, which she refused to admit to.
"Hey Mom is Dad in there?" Zach asked through the door. Ryan chuckled. "In here buddy" Ryan replied back to his son.
Zach opened the door and nearly passed out. "Dad that, ugh, please. Oh how mortifying. Ew. Please don't tell me you two did it while I was asleep in the next room" Zach moaned.
"Yep, son I'm surprised you didn't wake up" Ryan said smirking at his son's embarrassment.
Zach closed his eyes and scrunched up his face in disgust. "Ry, who are you talking to?" Marissa asked, not bothering to open her eyes. She danced her fingers along Ryan's bare chest and snuggled in to him.
"MOM, STOP" Zach said.
"Oh my god, ZACH!" Marissa whined covering herself up. Ryan just laughed and got up, taking the duvet with him.
"Dad, I need to talk to you, so like get dressed and never do that with Mom ever again. I'll be downstairs" Zach quickly exited the scene.
"Ryan that wasn't funny, your so immature" Marissa half teased.
"Well he has something to tell his friends on Monday" Ryan optimistically said.
"That he saw his Mom and Dad laying in bed naked together and his Dad was laughing. I'm sure he won't get mocked at all" Marissa sarcastically said.
"If his friends are anything like mine were, in that situation all the guys do is congratulate you on having cool parents and ask if they can come over and meet your Mom" Ryan said, thinking of a couple of hormone driven teenagers drooling over Marissa.
"Ew" Marissa mumbled.
Ryan went downstairs to see what Zach wanted to talk about. "What's up?" Ryan asked him.
"I need to talk to you about…girl stuff" Zach said nervously.
"Have you got a girl pregnant or something?" Ryan asked half joking.
"Er, I hope not" Zach said quietly. Ryan suddenly became a little more serious.
"Did you wear a condom?" Ryan asked Zach quietly so that Marissa wouldn't be able to hear.
"Yeah, it's just. I dunno. Like, it was weird" Zach said.
"Was it your first time?" Ryan asked not really caring, that's why he was the 'cool parent' Marissa just fussed too much.
Zach went bright red. "Yeah" Zach said with a sly smile. Ryan grinned.
"Look the best advice I can give you is do it again, it gets better trust me" Ryan said thinking about Marissa.
"What is that smell?" Zach asked. Something was burning in the kitchen.
"Shit the bacon" Ryan quickly shot up out of his seat to attend to the bacon and eggs that were now on fire.
"What's going on? I leave you boys alone for five minutes!" Marissa states as she comes down the stairs wearing jeans and one of Ryan's hoodies.
"The bacons on fire" Zach comments dumbly.
"Where is your lunatic of a father?" Marissa asks sighing.
"Doing damage control in the kitchen" Zach answered. Marissa rolled her eyes and headed for the kitchen, Zach came after her.
"Well Dad, you have succeeded at burning down half the kitchen. Congrats man" Zach said smirking.
Ryan playfully threw the tea towel he was using for god knows what at Marissa.
"Why are you giving me this?" Marissa asked.
"Have fun" Ryan said laughing.
"What? Where are you going?" Marissa asked slash demanded.
"Zach needs a thing, ya know…" Ryan attempted to lie.
"Soccer gear!" Zach brightly suggested.
"Yes, soccer gear…so yeah" Ryan confirmed. Ryan and Zach both knew Marissa wasn't buying it.
"Great, sounds like fun for the whole family" Marissa said. "I'll grab my purse" She continued when ran up stairs, leaving a eyebrow raised Ryan and a annoyed Zach.
"Dad, make her stop. She can't come she is so embarrassing" Zach whispered.
"I know, we'll just lose her once were in the mall" Ryan suggested. Zach laughed after he agreed.
"What are you boys discussing?" Marissa asked, as she came down the stairs wearing short shorts and a tank top.
"Mom, go and change, you look like your going to the beach" Zach said looking at her outfit like it was the ugliest thing in the world.
"It's hot outside" Marissa defended.
"You look like a desperate woman trying to be a teenager again, oh wait you are a desperate woman trying to be a teenager again" Zach commented.
"Well look at what your dad's wearing! Doesn't that embarrass you too?" Marissa asked.
"No" Zach replied after taking a look at what Ryan was wearing.
Marissa pouted and stomped down back up to her room.
"Oh my god she's fucking mission impossible" Zach whined.
"Watch out, your mother doesn't hear you cuss like that" Ryan warned.
"See why cant she be normal like you, Mom's just crazy. Why'd you marry her anyway?" Zach asked.
"I guess she understood me and didn't judge me for who I am or where I came from. Well of course she's sexy and very good in b-" Ryan said but got cut off by a disturbed Zach.
"God Dad, please don't finish that sentence" Zach asks. Ryan shrugged and they continued to wait for Marissa.
She came down wearing the jeans from before and white pumps. She still had the tank top on but her jacket mostly covered it.
"I thought you said it was too hot outside?" Ryan questioned her.
"Meh" Marissa replied. They made their way to Ryan's car and started to drive to the mall – to buy soccer gear that no one needed.
TBC
Okay, I admit, the chapter was awful and Ryan is too good to be true but hey, it works for the story; this story is really going no where but if one of you wants to drop a hint or two in your review feel free! REVIEW!
