Heh, I'm continuing with this fic because I like it! It's one of the first I've REALLY enjoyed in a while.

Anyway, we check back in the Transformers universe and see the Autobots' reactions to the shojo. (Crap, I hope I spelled that right.) And since pretty much the only shojo manga I can remember is 'Fruit Basket'…Relax, I'm not sending them into that one! I hardly know about that one anyway…

Also, I'm not sure if the rating should go up on this fic, thanks to Naruto's…well, you know the justsu.


"Starscream, are they squirming yet?" Megatron asked, back to the monitoring Seeker.

"Actually, Lord Megatron, they don't seem uncomfortable at all."

"WHAT?!" He shoved the Seeker out of the way to see the monitor for himself.

-

" Huh…Never heard of 'Fruit Basket' before." Jazz commented, flipping idly through the book. "There's a distinct lack of action and too much talking."

"Who cares?" Ironhide said, actually scribbling down something. "This stuff is GOLD. I could so try this romantic stuff with Chromia!"

"Holy slag, you're onto something, Hide!" Op replied, grabbing a book and scribbling as well.
-

"Well, this is certainly a 'WTF' Moment." Starscream said, smirking.

"Shut up. However, my question is 'Where are Bumblebee and that cranky Medic?'"

-

"Interesting. And your 'jutsu' is powered by 'chakra', correct?" Bumblebee was listening to a lecture at the Academy, done by none other than Iruka.

"Yes, Bumblebee, it is. Would anyone care to demonstrate to out guest how to do a simple justu?" Several hands, some shy and others bold, went up, and there was a lot of 'Oh oh PICK ME PICK ME!' going around. However, it was Naruto who had the honor of showing his stuff, as he was visiting with Bumblebee today. "Hmmm…what should I do…Oh, I know!"

Doing a complicated hand sign, (that Iruka unfortunately knew all too well) Naruto yelled, "SEXY JUSTU!"

A large cloud of smoke, and…well, you know the rest. Some of the students 'EWWWW'd', others laughed their asses off, others just stared in disbelief.

Bumblebee was fascinated.

"NARUTO! STOP THAT!" Iruka snarled, with his big anime head of DOOM.

"It's quite alright." Bee said, too amazed to chide Naruto for his perverted justu. "Incredible. Simply amazing."

"Thanks!" Naruto said, changing back. "You should see my Harem Justu!"

"Another time, Naruto, another time!" Iruka said quickly, not wishing his students to be scarred for life.

-

"I see. So these…'Transformers' aren't all heroes then, correct?" Orrochimaru had gotten a hold of Kabuto's comic, and was reading it avidly.

"Correct, sir. The Decepticons are the evil ones, but there have only been sightings of Autobots in the area."

"Hmmm…"

-

"What? You want me to teach you the Sexy Jutsu?!"

"Yeah! I wanna scare the others at the base!" Bee said with a mischievous grin.

"Well, do you have any charka? I mean, I'm not sure machines even HAVE charka."

"Well, charka is life force, correct?" Bee asked.

"I think…"

"Well, either way, anything ALIVE has to have SOME sort of charka, right?"

"I guess…" It was questions like this that made Naruto wish he hadn't goofed off at the Academy. "It's worth a shot."

-

"So Ratchet…you too are aware of the places beyond your universe?" Tsunade was having a pleasant chat with the Autobot Medic.

"You mean the ones filled with raving fanatical females who attempt to pair you with their own hideous creations?" Ratchet asked quietly.

"Yes, that's the one."

"Then yes."

"Hey, at least YOU don't have fanboys attempting to get into your pants."

"No, the fangirls are a lot worse to my friends and I. They make creations, usually femmes, due to the distinct lack of them, and try to pair them with at least one male Autobot or Decepticon. It's a rough life. I mean, some are fairly pleasant to be around, but most…" he shuddered.

"Huh, you think YOU have it bad." Tsunade challenged. "You know Kakashi, right? Every few days, he disappears and comes back dragging back some female elite ninja from either the Uchiha clan or some clans no one's even heard of. Same with that Sasuke kid and that Garra kid. Disgraceful!"

"Huh…you've got a point there."

"So…tell me about your world."

"What's there to tell? It's like this one, except no ninjas, no justu, none of that. Only humans and Transformers."

"How do you people get live? It's not all cavemen, right?"

Ratchet laughed. "No, we have technology of our own. Just different from here. Ever hear of a cell phone?"

"Not that I know of."

"Exactly."

-

"Whoa, Bee, that time was really good!" Naruto had agreed to help Bee learn the justu, and it turned out that Bee had a hitherto unknown type of charka.

How convenient.

"Ok, try it one more time, and really mean it!" Naruto yelled. "Follow the steps!"

'Step one…think of a femme…Make sure it have the curves in the right place…' Bee though, thinking of a female version of himself.

'Step two…Visualize her without armor.' This had been the hardest for Bee, seeing as he was a male…and not perverted…yet.

'Step three…perform the justu!' POOF!

"Hey, what do you think?" A female voice cascaded from Bee's vocals. Indeed, he'd become the female version of himself minus the armor, clouds surrounding his/her body in the right places.

"Perfect! Now, let's go test it on Ratchet! But remember, this justu is used for stunning those who aren't used to it. It loses the effect if used way too much."

-

"HOLY CRAP! HOW DID THEY GET HERE?!" Tsunade was practically speeding away from the mob of fanboys screaming and drooling after her. Actually, this was only half of them. The other half was chasing Ratchet, as they though he was putting the moves on their idol.

Pffth…dorks.

Her justu hadn't worked on them, considering all fanboys were immune to Justus performed by female characters, and the two Medics had to go opposite ways as they ran from crazy fans.

Oh, I forgot to mention that Ratchet's fans had tracked him down and were now pursuing him.

The poor mech was being chased by only half his fangirls. The other half was chasing Tsunade, making sure she didn't try to steal away their favorite mech.

Thankfully, luck hit both of the Medics. The two fan groups began fighting with one another over.

Tsunade's fanboys were getting mad at Ratchet's fangirls for calling Tsunade mean names.

Ratchet's fangirls were kicking the crap out of Tsunade's fanboys for calling Ratchet a 'rusted old pile of crap'.

Both Medics managed to escape without attracting attention to themselves.


Wow, did I actually write that?

I did, didn't I?

Whoa.

Will Ratchet find Tsunade again? Will Bee's new justu scare the crap out of Ratchet? What happened to the Autobots' stash of manga? Do they enjoy shojo more?

All the answers(except to the last question) will be revealed in the next chapter!

Answer to the last question: No, they prefer the other stuff.