ULTRON: *cradles Tony Stark like a baby* MY FAVORITE CHILD! JUST LOOK AT HIM! HE'S SO CUTE AND ADORABLE! AND HE'S MY CHILD!

TONY STARK: *help me face*

THANOS: *holds LOKI by the cape* AIN'T MY CHILD CUTE AND ADORABLE? HE'S BETTER THAN GAMORA AND NEBULA PUT TOGETHER!

LAUFEY AND ODIN: *attacks THANOS*

LOKI: *hides in the toy box, not realizing that Hela and Thor were already hiding in there*

ULTRON: YOU SEE CHILD? YOU'RE THE WINNER! *puts Tony Stark in the crib and attacks Thanos*

TONY STARK: *climbs out of the crib and joins Loki in the toy box with Hela and Thor*