Clare: Hello, love you all my favourite reviewers! (Suddenly turns evil) And for all of those who didn't review...GO SUCK ON A LEMON!
Vegeta: But it's only been up for 2 hours...
Clare: Thats a crappy excuse!!!!!
Gohan: Give the reviewers a break, Clare!
Clare: WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO!?
Goku: (Is sucking on a lemon) Wow, Clare's turned evil...
Clare: (Hisses)
Another Clare: (Walks in and stares at other Clare)
Everyone else: (Looking at the two Clare's in confusion)
Clare:...
Another Clare:...(Aims a Ki blast at the other Clare the blows her into a pile of ash) Dumb weirdo...
Everyone else: Riiight...
Real Clare: Sorry, my friend was fiddling with the copy machine...
Bulma: But...Copy machines copy things on paper...
Clare: ...Not this one I assure you, Me and my friends have wacky imaginations and sometimes we take things that have already been invented and tweak them a bit to suit our needs.
Everyone else: ...Oh...
Clare: And I was using it to clone a cheese pizza because I was hungry...
Everyone else: (Suddenly look much more understanding) Oooh...
Clare: ANYWAYZ! On with the reviews!
Neo Flame
(Comes
through portal.) Alright! Its awesome to see another Q&A of yours
Clare. Time for you-know-what. Chichi: Well, well, well. If it
isn't the harpy. (Pepper sprays her in the eyes.) How do you like
that. (Pulls a rope out of nowhere and Chichi falls into a bottomless
pit.) Kid Buu: Hey shorty! (Stamps on him.) Hmm, where did he
go? Oh well. Vegeta: Hey Veggie-head. Hows it hanging? (Gives
a bag full of gummi worms, but he thinks its real worms. XD)
Krillin: (Shaves his hair off.) Now your bald again.
(Laughs.) Nappa: You are hated by me! (Kicks him in the nuts
and throws him several metres away.) Fat Buu: You fatass!
(Burns him with a flamethrower.) Clare: (Gives a rocket
launcher.) If any of these fools tries something funny, then I guess
you know what to do. Also, (gives a device.) With this you can
understand what Kid Buu says. Cell: (Kicks him "below the
belt".) I was bored. Frieza: Stupid transvestite! (Shoots
his head off with a gun.) Gohan: You and your stupid Saiyaman
poses. (Punches him in the face.) Bardock: The awesome saiyan.
(Gives a soda.) Goku: (Shows him a needle, and tapes him
running away.) This tape here is gold. Nappa: (Throws lava in
his face.) Boredom. See ya later. (Leaves through portal.)
Clare: Thankies and yeah, have as much fun as you want!
Chichi: (Screams as her eyes sting like hell) MAKE IT STOP! (Suddenly falls into a bottomless pit) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Clare: (Blinks and looks down the bottomless pit)
Everyone else: (look down it)
Silence...
Clare: (Shrugs and walks away) Won't be seeing her in a good long while...
Kid Buu: ARGH! (SPLAT!)
Clare: (See's him on the bottom of Neo's show) Uhhh...Neo...uh...hehehe, nevermind...
Vegeta: (Growls) Don't call me that! You shall adress me by my proper title, you little-- ARGH! WORMS! (Runs)
Clare: YAY! (Takes Gummi worms and starts eating them)
Vegeta: AAAAAAAAAAAH! THATS SICK!
Clare: (Sighs and shakes head) Vegeta, you Naive little thing...
Vegeta: (Growls)
Clare: (Shrugs and turns to Krillin) Worried about hair-loss?--
Krillin: Huh? (Head is shaved) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT TOOK ME A WHOLE 100 BOTTLES OF HAIR-GROWTH-3000 TO GROW THAT!
Clare: --You bald Bastard...
Nappa: What did I do!? (Kicked in the nuts) ARGH! (Kicked across the room) MEAN PERSON!
Fat Buu: Buu not Fat! Buu big-boned! (Gets burnt alive and melts)
Clare: YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BONES!
Chichi: (Is still falling down the bottomless pit)
Clare: (Evil grin) THANKIES! MY FAVOURITE! Save the Homing launcher or SPB500! YAY!
Cell : ARGH! EVIL!
Frieza: IM NOT A TRANSVESTITE! (Head gets blown off)
Clare: This is reminding me so much of the game 'Time-splitters3...
Gohan: HEY, They're not that bad...(Gets punched) OW!
Bardock: (Idle smile) Why thank you (Drinks soda)
Goku: (Screams like a sissy girl and runs)
Everyone but Chichi: (Laughing like hell)
Chichi: (Still falling, from the hole) THE 5 MONTHS OF THERAPY STILL DIDN'T WORK!
Nappa: MY FACE IS MELTING!
Clare:...BYEBYE REVIEW AGAIN PLEASE! (Grins) NEXT!
Chichi: (Hits the bottom of the bottomless pit) Ow...
Bulma: Hey, thats defying the laws of physhics!
Elvenstrike
lol:
Here we go again! Goten: Make's him steal ChiChi's frying pan,
look down the handle whch has become hollow and is filled with coke
(as in crack cocaine) he will then show it to Nappa or an adult of
some sort, not chichi though, they then call police and she is
emplaced in a prison cell which is unbreakable, except by author's
reviews, should they choose it.
Clare: WOOHOO!
Goten: Ooh! (Grabs frying pan of doom) Hey, theres some strange powder in the handle! (Sniffs it then has starry eyes) More...(Holds up cocaine) YUMMY!
Everyone else: OH MY FREAKIN GOD! (Call the police)
Police: POWER RANGERS TO THE RESCUE! (Start doing the power-rangers poses)
Gohan: Now why didn't I think of that! Damn Ginyu force where teaching me rotton poses!
Police: GET THE HARPY! (Put cuffs on her and throw her in a jail cell but it is still inside the Q&A room)
Clare: SHE SHALL BE CURSED FOR ALWAYS AND ETERNITY!
Trunks: Well someone's been watching 'Holes' too many times...
Clare: Shut up underwear!
Trunks: IM NOT UNDERWEAR!
Clare: NEXT!
The Ultimate Saiyan
Clare:
YES! HA-HA! I LOVE YOU FOR THIS! Goku: I'm BACK!SO WATCH YOUR
BACK MISTER! Vegeta: Hey punk! (punches in the face) Gohan:
Gohan is Japanese for Rice...I MUST EAT YOU!(Chases with a pair of
chopsticks) Piccolo: I remember this...(Throws Tequila down a
pit of snakes and waits until he drinks it) Nice gasoline, isn't
it? Krillin & Frieza:
Short! Cell:...FATTY! Nappa:...BALD fatty! Buus:
(Turn Blue) ChiChi: KILL THE HARPIE!(Ties to a steak above a
fire) Bulma: Is Vegeta still cheating on you...(Eyes
Vegeta) Trunks & Goten: HOW ARE MY FAVE NEPHEWS!?
Clare: YEY I'M LOVED!
Goku: (Whimpers and backs away)
Vegeta: Don't call me--(Punched in the face) WHY YOU LITTLE BRAT! (Held back by Clare)
Clare: Bad Veggie-head!
Vegeta: (Growls)
Gohan: Wait, I'm Rice!? (Runs from The Ultimate Saiyan) No! I'M ALLERGIC TO CHOP-STICKS!
Piccolo: TEQUILA! (Jumps in the Snake pit and gets bitten by Various, and poisionous snakes) ARGH! (Grabs bottle and drinks in then spits it out) GASOLINE!?!?!? ARGH!
Krillin: Hey, thats not nice! But since I'm not the type to hold grudges, I'll let you off with a warning this time...
Frieza: WHY YOU LITTLE SNOT-NOSED SON OF A BITCH!
Clare: Shut the fuck up you transvestite!
Frieza: I'M NOT A TRANSVESTITE!
Clare: Cough-Liar!-Cough!!
Frieza: (Growls)
Cell: WHAT!? How dare you! I'm not fat!
Nappa: WHY YOU LITTLE! (Held back by Bardock)
Bardock: Stop it! Your so much weaker than the reviewer!
Nappa: (Growls) I hate you...
Kid Buu: HAA HHHAHAA HA HAHA! (Transalation: Hey, this kinda suits me!)
Fat Buu: Buu want back! BUU WANT BACK!
Chichi: ARGH! (Starts burning) ARGH! THE PAIN! IT BURNS ARGH!
Bulma: (Eyes Vegeta) I'm not sure, he HAS been acting strange though...
Vegeta: I'M NOT CHEATING ON YOU WOMAN, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE MARRIED TO YOU ANYWAY! YOU PESTERED ME SO MUCH!
Trunks and Goten: (Creepy same time thing) WE'RE FINE! (Grin wildley)
Clare: Well thats it for today! I AM SO HAPPY THIS IS BACK UP! Yey, I'ma get more reviews thanks to all you wonderful peeps! UNTIL NEXT TIME, CYA!
A/N: I'll update tomorrow if I get more reviews ok!
