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"Ewww... I'm all... Dusty."
"Allow me to answer that with a "Duh""
"Well?"
"Well what?"
"Duh?"
"What?"
"Duh!"
"What the hell Mazaki?"
"...Stupid albino thief."
"Bloody cheerleader."
"Get off of me."
"I can't."
"Why not?"
"Because," Bakura gritted his teeth. "You're the one sitting on me."
"Oh." Anzu got up, her cheeks flushed.
Bakura rolled his eyes, moved his arms under him and pushed himself up.
"Where are we?" asked Anzu, squinting through the darkness.
"I'd have to say a dark room." Bakura said, dryly.
It was Anzu's turn to roll her eyes, not that Bakura could see it. "Well spotted."
"Also, due to the large hole above us, I believe the floor under us collapsed."
"Absolutely amazing." said Anzu, faking breathlessness.
"It also explains your appearance."
"You can't see my app- How long have you been holding that flashlight?" Bakura grinned.;Anzu's hair was out of place and sticking out in more places then Yami's did, her shirt, once a bright red, now alive with saw dust and dirt, her jeans, knee lenth and not too long ago, a pretty sky blue were now looking a kind of beach color.
Anzu pulled the flashlight out of his hands, and beamed it in to his eyes.
"Ow!"
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Yugi looked worried.
"Don't worry about it Yug'. They'll be here." said Jounouchi.
Honda nodded in agreement. "Yeah, you know how girls can be sometimes, side stops and stuff. Anzu probably stopped a couple of times to buy stuff... and stuff."
"Besides, Bakura's-"
"Probably killed her and fed her to snakes." cut in Yami, looking serious. "We should go look for them."
Shizuka frowned, a little jealous. She'd developed a small crush on Yami after Battle City.
"They're only... six hours late."
"I still think we should look for them." said Yami.
"Look," Honda yawned. "If they're not here in a day. We'll go and see, alright?"
Yami frowned, but nodded.
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"Hey, umm, Bakura?"
"What is it now?"
"Have you noticed, we've been walking for fifteen minutes, straight. There's no door or stairs, but it's getting narrower."
"I've noticed."
"Bakura?"
"What?" he hissed.
"There's a used condom on the floor."
"...It must've fallen out of my pocket."
"WHAT?"
"I'm kidding."
"Good."
"Now shut up and keep walking."
After a while:
"Bakura?"
"What?"
"Is Ryou gay?" Bakura stared at her, still walking. He stared at her long and hard before answering. "Yes."
"Oh."
"Bakura?"
"Yes?"
"Are you gay?"
Bakura stopped and raised his eyebrow.
"Well, you two do share a body."
Bakura sighed, "No Mazaki I am not gay."
"Ah."
After a while:
"Bakura?"
"What?"
"My legs hurt."
"How so?" his eyes were still on the small path they were now on. He was patiant with her, much to his own disbelief. How big is this place anyway?
"My thighs burn."
Bakura grunted.
"I'm hungry too."
"Weak woman." he hissed under his breath.
"I heard that." said Anzu, from behind him. Almost making him jump.
Bakura gave her another long, hard stare. "So?"
Anzu bit her lip to stop herself from arguing. We should be looking for a way-
"Bakura! A door! Look!" she shouted.
Bakura found himself smiling at her, but stopped as soon as he caught himself.
'Did he just smile at me? Ch'yeah right. Bakura. Smile. ...Ch'yeah right.'
"Holy..." Began Anzu.
"Shit." finished Bakura.
The door had led in to an amazing room, decorated with gold, silver and rubies.
"Hello beautiful lady!" said a young man they'd just noticed. He was waving at them. His hair was a bright red, standing close to on edge. His eyes were a magnificent dark green, like lush grass. His body was a light tan. His chest exposed slightly as his purple jacket was open. His pants a greyish color.
Anzu's jaw dropped. What a hunk!!
Bakura was unfazed, but seeing Anzu's reaction he felt a pring of hatred close to jealousy towars the man.
The man grinned "Well you must be the two, erm," he eyed Bakura and his grin widened. "Beautiful women." Anzu immediately noticed the slight english accent and almost melted.
"H-hi." she giggled.
The man smiled, as though knowing her reaon for becoming so bashful. "Why don't I show you around my home? You can stay for a while," he indicated them to go through a door on their right and as they alked past, he breathed; "Or forever."
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Cat: I wonder who he is. (Grins maliciously as Alex)
Alex: ...You could've atleast changed my clothes in the story.
Cat: But... I like your well exposed chest, onii-san...
Alex: -.-; If you weren't my cousin, I'd have to wonder...
Cat: REVIEW!
