Chapter two.
The Hufflepuff girl took the microphone again to announce the next song.
"Please welcome Ronald Weasly, who will be singing "You don't love me anymore"
The audience clapped as Ron took the microphone and sat down on a stool. Malfoy sat down on the stool next to Ron's and picked up a guitar and began to play.
Then Ron started to sing in a melancholy way.
We've been together for so very long,
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong,
Seems you don't want me around,
The passion has gone and the flame's died down
I guess I lost a little bit of self esteem,
That time that you made it with the whole quidditch team,
You used to think I was nice,
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the antichrist.
Ohh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car,
That kind of thing is hard to ignore,
Gotta funny feeling, you don't love me anymore.
I knew that we were having problems when,
You put those pirana's in my bathtub again,
You're still the light of my life,
Oh darlin' I'm begging won't you put down that knife
Y'know I, even think it's kinda cute the way,
You poison my coffee just a little each day,
I still remember the way that you laughed,
When you pushed me down the elevator shaft.
Oh if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra,
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometimes I get to thinking, you don't love me anymore.
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill,
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
You set my house on fire,
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers,
Oh you, think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap,
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep.
You drilled a hole in my head,
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead,
Oh y'know this really isn't like you at all,
You've never acted this way before,
Honey something tells me, you don't love me anymore,
Oh noooo no,
Gotta funny feeling,
You don't love me anymore.
The crowd were laughing so hard they forgot to clap!
The hufflepuff girl came back on as Ron and Malfoy walked off the stage and announced that they were taking a break.
