A/N: This chapter is dedicated to Oujdagirl for the first review on this chapter. So with that I shall continue.

**I still do not own Twilight. L

Chapter 2: Emmett's Not-So-Brilliant Idea

Rosalie's POV

I sat beside Emmett as he bounced up and down on the couch. I groaned, this was gonna be a long night. Edward looked at Emmett and rolled his eyes. I put a hand on Emmett to try and calm him but he was still bouncing. I rolled my eyes at Emmett. Sometimes he could be so immature… but I guess that's why I loved him. Because he was different from me in every way but one. He loved me and I loved him.

Alice turned on Finding Nemo and Esme dimmed the lights. I sighed, wait wrong choice. There was a smell of dog in the air… I wonder why? I looked over to Jacob and his buddies who were gobbling down the popcorn and drinks Esme had provided them. They were almost half way done and it wasn't even like half an hour into the movie. I was thoroughly disgusted at this. Didn't they have any manners? And did werewolves have to be such pigs?

Emmett's POV

I couldn't contain it… my energy that is. Even though my house smelt like stinkin' puppies I was ready for my movie night! It looked like it took place in an ocean. On the screen were two orange fish with white stripes and they were looking out into the ocean.

What did they do like just buy a so called "house" or something? I thought to myself knowing Eddie would hear and probably answer my question. I looked to him and saw him shake his head yes.

So Eddie they've just bought a house, AND they have kids? Wow that was a little fast! I thought to Eddie.

Edward rolled his eyes at me and said, "Just watch the movie Emmett."

I listened to him and snuggled in between my mom and my wife so I could watch the movie… all the while wondering what type of fish they were. Hmmm… I might have to watch a little more to hear what kind they are.

Jasper's POV

I sat on the floor beside Alice. The emotions in this room were overwhelming. Or at least Emmett's was. He was really into this movie. I looked at Emmett and snickered under my breath. Emmett's eyes were glued to the T.V. screen. He looked like he was a three year old just discovering cartoons. Ah well by Emmett's face I knew this was gonna be good… his actions that is So I focused my attention on the other people in the room who's emotions were not as overwhelming but still rather big. Edwards emotions were annoyed. He really didn't seem to like this movie. And due to that his emotions seemed to fill the whole room. I rolled my eyes at Edward and turned my attention to my wife. Alice sat beside me with a confused look in her eyes. I stared at her intently for a couple of seconds and then decided to ask her what was wrong.

"Alice what's wrong sweetheart?" I asked whispering so only she could hear me.

"I can't see it Jasper. The future that is." she whispered back to me ever so quietly.

"Honey." I said to Alice softly.

"Yes." Alice replied completely lost in thought.

"You do know that the wolves are in the house, don't you? Or did you forget even though it's very hard to do, what with their smell and all." I said thoughtfully… but forgetting to whisper so only she could hear.

Emmett's head snapped towards me and he whispered so only the vampires could hear him say, "Yes Smelly Wolves… VERY smelly wolves… very smelly."

A chuckle escaped from Carlisle, the whole family looked at him confused but Emmett was the one to talk first.

"Dad, shush, I am trying to watch a movie!" Emmett said as he turned back to stare at the T.V. screen. I sighed and snuggled beside Alice as the rest of the family… and the wolves turned back to the TV screen. I sighed because knowing Emmett something was going to happen.

Alice's POV

I sat down very, very confused. I knew I couldn't see anything because of the wolves. But it was just that that had annoyed me. I mean I knew something was going to happen. I just didn't know what. I mean every time we've had a movie night something happens and it's all thanks to Emmett. Like the time we watched The Lord of The Rings, Emmett went to look for Frodo for God's sake! Frodo-freakin'-Baggins. He was a huge nerd! He was literally trying to find Gollum… personally I think it scared the crap out of Mike Newton.

I grinned remembering Mike's face when Emmett showed up at his house around 10:00 at night! He was completely terrified of Emmett. I mean who wouldn't be. If Emmett Cullen came to your house at 10 at night calling you Sméagol wouldn't you be scared… personally I think he did that just because it was Mike, and none of us really like him anyways. I don't even think Esme and Carlisle like him! Jacob came and plopped down on the floor beside Jaz and I.

I wrinkled my nose in disgust and I felt Jaspers arm slide around my waist. I leaned into him and he whispered into my ear in his sweet southern drawl.

"Darlin' I know you're somewhat disgusted by the smell… and the fact that you can't see what's gonna happen next but down worry about it. We're gonna be fine."

Jacob snickered at that. I hissed at him and he threw his hands up in mock protection. I rolled my eyes and snuggled into Jasper's chest knowing this was going to be a fun movie night.

Emmett's POV

I sat on the couch totally in tune with this movie! I loved it! I mean what's not to love! You've got fish and underwater sea creatures and HUGE teachers that are really just sting rays! I took a minute to look around at my family. Eddie and Bells were on the floor looking really bored… or at least Eddie did. Bella was watching the movie like me.. But not as in depth with it. My Rosie and my mommy were sitting next to me. Esme was watching the movie and Rose was watching me. Nothing unusual there! Jaz and Ali were on the floor and so was the stinky wolf-boy-weirdo Jacob. His friends were on the opposite side of the room with Carlisle. I wonder why Jacob was sitting beside Ali. I mean he hates the way we smell and we hate the way he smells. It's a lose, lose situation. I leaned into the couch and focused my eyes back onto the screen. Nemo and his friends were looking at the bottom of a boat… but wait. Why did they keep calling it a butt?

"Emmett they're fish, do you really think they're going to know how to say boat?" Edward asked me, his tone of voice was annoyed.

I glared at him and said, "Well YEAH! Duh! Even though they're fish that doesn't mean they're fully dumb. They should at least know how to pronounce boat! It's not a butt!"

Edward rolled his eyes and turned back to Bella. I turned back to the TV screen. Nemo and his idiotic self, and his ridiculously small fin, were swimming out to the boat, excuse me butt. Nemo's dad was yelling at him to get back to where his dad was that it was "dangerous out there." Nemo reached his little fin out and lightly tapped the bottom of the boat.

I raised my eyebrow clearly confused why he just wanted to touch the boat. I rolled my eyes at this. He must've thought he was a real "rebel" for touching a boat because apparently when you're in an ocean there is nothing to do! Then all of a sudden a monster came on the screen behind Nemo! He was huge compared to Nemo!

"OH NO SWIM NEMO SWIM AWAY FROM THAT MONSTER!" I screamed to the TV. I was mad. Alice was supposed to tell me this was going to be a sad movie!

I grabbed the remote out of Ali's hand and paused the movie. I was breathing hard because I was really, really mad! Alice sat there with a look of confusion. Everybody in the living room was looking at me confusedly. I was panting because I think I was on the verge of crying… if I could I probably would have.

"Alice why didn't you tell me the clown fish, who isn't very funny, got TAKEN AWAY from his DADDY!" I asked Alice still breathing hard. Alice sat there still confused but there was an amused look on her face.

"I didn't think I would have to." she replied to me. I looked away from that smirk on her face.

" I SHALL GO AND FIND NEMO!" I told everyone in the living room and with that I ran out of the house to their cries of NO.

Jasper's POV

I knew something hilarious was going to happen… but I didn't realize it would be something like this. I hopped off the floor to a confused Alice and headed towards the door.

"Jaz where are you going?" Rosalie asked me.

"I'm going to find Emmett before he goes to Australia, or scares Mike Newton… again! Or even worse ends up in jail. Everyone in the living room mumbled words like "True," "That does sound like something he would do", and "UGH I hate Mike Newton."

So with that I headed out the door and everyone followed. We were off to find Emmett… again.

A/N: I hope you guys like this chapter! So please review!

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