Second.

What will she do now?

--

Kenta was having quite a lot of fun. Except for one thing.

What is it with that Uchiha guy? He always looks so grumpy.

Kenta started to grin. Well I don't want him to be grumpy. I'll have to fix that.

The chef was thinking about what to do but then remembered that Itachi's birthday was today. (June 9th. It's true, look it up.) She had a policy of not being mean to people on their birthday.

She'll find a way.

--

All of the Akatsuki members, except Hidan, Leader-sama, and Konan, were in the living room where Kenta told them to be. Ever since Kenta blew Hidan up with a bomb in his food none of them wanted to be on her bad side right now.

They were told to make sure that Itachi was there.

Kenta walked in the door and she was holding a cake.

--

The members that were in the room looked very confused.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY ITACHI!" Kenta cheered.

OO

Itachi wasn't very happy when Kenta thrust the cake, with an iced sharingan on it, into his hand. He was speechless with impatience and anger.

Kenta knew that but pretended he was so happy he couldn't say anything.

"I'm so glad you like it! Look closely at the center of the eye," Kenta urged. Itachi did what she said (yes even he didn't want to face her wrath).

When Itachi was closer something popped out of the cake.

--

Cake was everywhere.



A weasel was now sitting comfortably on top of Itachi's head.

"--" Itachi

"" Kenta

"Happy Birthday Weasel!" Kenta grinned.

Itachi looked angrier than anyone had ever seen. Itachi stormed off to the outside of the lair.

Many moments of silence passed until suddenly they heard many kunai hitting trees, some trees falling down, and someone screaming, "I'LL KILL HER! I'LL KILL HER!"

OO everyone

"" Kenta

Tobi looked at Kenta.

"Kenta-chan, why did you do that to Itachi-kun? Before you made Hidan go boom but now you make itachi-kun a cake with a fluffy weasel. What did Itachi-kun do?" Tobi asked.

Kenta glomped Tobi.

"Tobi's a good boy for asking so politely. You see, it's Itachi's birthday and I'm not mean to people on their birthday. So I decided to be nice to him yet still deliver the punch," Kenta explained.

Seeing their blank faces, and Tobi's mask unmoving, she continued,

"I figured Itachi's most prized thing seemed to be pride. And come on, can someone like him really keep all their pride after having a weasel explode from their birthday cake? Plus, since 'Itachi' means weasel I thought that that's what I'd get him as a present." Blinding smile.

"What did Itachi do to make you want to 'deliver the punch'?" Kisame asked. Kenta giggled.

"He's just seemed so grumpy lately I thought I'd do something , 'nice'," air quotes.

Thought going through everyone's mind, No matter what we do she'll probably find something wrong and do something to us like Hidan and Itachi! Gulp.

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YO YO YO!!

So you readers know, Hidan wasn't there because he's not stitched up yet. He's still missing an arm and a leg.

Hope you enjoy reading this!



Give me some ideas people!

It can be funny, stupid, evil, anything. I don't care. If there's something you've always wanted to do to an Akatsuki member than tell me.

I would love to give Itachi a cake where a weasel jumps out of it.

CAN YOU IMAGINE HIS FACE! IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS! :P

Lol . . . . . boom!

Tobi: Tobi's a good boy!

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