A/N I AM SO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED! I've had half of this chapter for basically a month but procrastination got the better of me and I didn't do it but I FINALLY FINISHED IT! Aren't you proud? This chapter is a little longer than the first, probably the size of most of the future chapters and I will try to update more regularly. Ok, you can read now.

Chapter 2: How was that a joke?

Jordan's POV:

"I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING! I AM NOT AFRAID TO WALK THIS WORLD ALONE!" I screamed as I put my last poster on the wall.

Amanda and I had been unpacking my stuff for the past few hours and blasting nothing but My Chemical Romance, Muse, and All Time Low. I walked out of my new room and walked to the living room to see that Amanda finished putting all my pictures up. I walked over to the stereo and turned it down getting her attention. "Finished," I say with a huge grin.

"YAY!" she practically squeals. "Now we can go get food and sweets and everything we've ever missed out on!" She moved to grab her purse and started walking to the door.

"Hey, how do you feel about going to see a movie after we drop off the groceries? After all that work we need to do something fun!" And I really wanted to see Despicable Me 2.

What? The minions are cute...

"Ahem. We live in london now. I think you mean 'film,'" she smirked and added "Sure, sounds like a plan!" We skipped (literally) out the door and raced to the 'lift.'

I feel so British already!

"Yeah, yeah, whatever."

After shopping around, we decided we would eat dinner at the oh so famous Nando's. While we were walking, I felt the urge to sing. And dance obnoxiously. And apparently so did Amanda.

"I think I'm drowning. Asphyxiated," I sung while doing an odd octopus-like dance around Amanda.

"I want to break the spell. That you've created," she joined in, rolling her shoulders like she was trying to seduce me.

"You're something beautiful. A contradiction. I wanna play the game. I want the friction," I continue, shaking my hips and twirling around.

We skipped the prechorus and jumped right into the chorus. "OUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT! AND OUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT! YOU CAN'T PUSH IT UNDERGROUND! WE CAN'T STOP IT SCREAMING OUT!" we screamed together while dancing like freaks again. Yeah, we were totally getting looks. It was pretty great.

Phil's POV:

"Hey Dan, what do you want?" I called across the Starbucks we were in. We were about to see a film but were more than half an hour early so we're trying to waste time by getting coffee.

"Just a mocha, thanks!" he called back. I ordered our drinks then walked over to our table.

"So what film would you like to see?" I asked. I would honestly be fine with anything but I already knew which one he'd choose...

"DESPICABLE ME 2!" he yelled quite loudly. I knew he would choose that but I want to see it too because we are completely mature adults.

Ha ha, yeah right.

"That's what I was hoping you'd say," I admitted. I heard our names called and got up to get the coffees. On my way back to the table something caught my eye. "Hey Dan..." I trailed off. I saw two girls, one noticeably younger with red hair and an older brunette, dancing across the street. Dan saw what I was looking at then grabbed my shoulders, steering me out of Starbucks.

"C'mon," he said opening the door. As we stepped outside, I heard lyrics to Time is Running Out by Muse, our favorite band. Then I noticed it was the girls singing it. Actually more like yelling it.

"Dan! They're singing Muse!" I say, like he can't hear them. I was just so excited. We stood there and watched them dance. And let me say, their dancing was hilarious. It looked like they were trying to seduce each other by acting like sea creatures. It was very entertaining, to say the least.

Dan shrugged. "Let's just start to head to the cinema," he suggested.

Amanda's POV:

After eating we quickly made our way to the cinema to get snacks and drinks before the movie. We bought the tickets and walked to the snack counter. "JP, what do you wanna get? I'm thinking we can get Malteasers and soda."

"You know that video that danisnotonfire made about what not to do at the cinema?" she asked. "I think you should get us some crisps," she reminded.

"So you want to disturb the public for your own entertainment? I'm in!" We bought the snacks and a soda to share and walked into the theater. It was surprisingly pretty empty. There was actually only two people towards the middle. So being the polite people we are, we sat directly behind them. That's right. We're going to eat crisps right behind the only people in the theater.

We chatted for a little while before the trailers started playing. Jordan and I love watching the trailers so we quieted down to watch them and after each would share thoughts. By the end of them, we planned to see at least half when they came out.

And then the movie started. We looked at each other and smiled. Jordan turned to the screen while I picked up a bag of crisps. I nudged her then opened it similar to how Dan does in his video. She covered her mouth and giggled. That encouraged me to also take a crisp out of the bag like Dan. She was shaking with laughter but was smart enough not to laugh out loud. I gave her the crisp so she could eat it and the second it crunches the man in front of us turned around.

"Excuse me," he said in a cold tone.

I knew that voice...

Then the screen got brighter. I knew that face!

"Holy shit!" I said loudly.

Dan's POV:

"Holy shit!" one girl said in an American accent.

"Why exactly would you bring crisps into a film?!" I yelled. I may be overreacting but come on. How loud can you get?

The other girl stared. "Um, I-I," she stuttered. Her eyes were so wide I could have mistaken her for a minion.

Not really but you get the point.

"Crisps are literally the loudest fucking snack ever created, what made you think you should eat them at a theater, and may I add right behind the only people here?!" I was pissed over crisps. Shows how nice I am to the public.

Phil butted in."Dan I think-"

"No, Phil, it's common sense," I interrupted. By then, it looked as if the younger one was about to cry.

"I-I," she looked like she was getting pretty angry herself. The movie provided more light and I realized I was yelling at the two girls singing in the street earlier. More specifically at the red haired one. I suddenly felt really guilty.

She looked pretty fucking pissed by now.

"IT WAS A JOKE!" she screamed as a tear rolled down her face.

"Dan!" Phil scolded. I was overwhelmed with guilt and lost all the anger I had from before.

"Fucking asshole," she mumbled before stomping out. I stared after her with probably the same wide eyed expression she had earlier.

In all the commotion I forgot her friend was here.

"Good one," she said. "Jordan doesn't just cuss at anyone," she added looking at Phil and I. She ran after Jordan and Phil pushed me to follow her.

I can't believe I made her cry. I feel terrible. I know I overreacted, I mean it was just crisps. I hope the girl was okay...

We finally caught up to them at the Starbucks. I jogged up in front of them. "Excuse me," I say much kinder than earlier. "I... I'm so sorry I yelled. I totally overreacted for no reason and I feel like I should crawl in a hole and die."

The brunette glared at me. "You really should," she said. Well, that made me feel loads better!

"Amanda," the redhead said sharply. She turned to me. "It's fine, I'm, uh, sorry I cried..." she said looking down. "I tend to cry when I get angry or overwhelmed... Wait, why am I telling you this?" She blushed.

I laughed it off. "It's alright." Phil had just been standing there awkwardly while we talked.

After an awkward silence, he finally spoke. "So... Just out of curiosity, how was that a joke?" To be honest, I hadn't even thought about that. But now I was interested.

Amanda giggled. "Well, we watch your videos and Jordan loves to disturb the public so we stole the idea from Dan, basically, by eating crisps in the cinema. We didn't think you'd be here," she laughed.

"That makes more sense," I reply. "Do you think we've missed too much to go back and finish the film?" I suggest.

I just really wanted to see that movie!

"I think we could go," Phil said. "Would you like to join us?" he added to the girls. I hope they do...

Jordan had a silly grin on her face. "AmazingPhil just invited us to go to a movie with Danisnotonfire. Just give me a moment to process this." She laughed and turned to Amanda, who was also grinning and nodding. "Sure, let's go!"

We all raced back to the cinema (Jordan won. Apparently she plays football- or soccer because she's American) and we finished the movie peacefully without any interruptions.

After the movie we traded numbers and said our goodbyes. Phil seemed to like them and so did I. I was quite disappointed when we had to home. It was such a great night and I didn't know if we'd hang out again. I sure hope we will.

A/N OK HOPE YOU LIKED IT SEE YA NEXT YEAR