Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and I don't own Bleach either! Sorry, I forgot to add to add that I don't own Bleach last chapter but yes, I don't own it, there you go.
I can clearly state that I was disappointed with the number of reviews but hopefully that'll pass by and I'll get more reviews as the stories continue.
Here are the replies to the reviewers:
Turok1: Well here you go . Thanks for being my first reviewer!
Bobboky: Ye, it's good isn't it?
Spedclass: Okay, you got me thinking; you probably just made a big impact on the story and changed my mind quite a bit. The answer to your question is that it'll probably be a bit of a harem. I'll change it a bit and Naruto will be with someone, which I will not tell for now. I doubt its Hinata because there's just too many of those out there. It won't be Matsumoto for sure. But I'm sure that Matsumoto will annoy Naruto many times more than she annoyed Hitsugaya .
D o k o m a i t s u: Oh, how mean of you, at least the others liked it. You are my beta so get to work . Ye well, I have a lot of things planned for this story, and I'm planning on extending it a bit more now so don't worry .
"People talking"
'People thinking'
Flashback
"People talking in flashback"
'People thinking in flashback'
"Kyuubi talking"
'Kyuubi thinking'
"Author's note"
Warning: There might be a few spoilers in this story for bleach, just up to the latest episodes so don't complain . Read on your own free will.
Okay, I bet your all waiting for the story so here it is!
Naruto walked along the street walking towards his home. He looked around everywhere. He couldn't remember too much but he knew he had to have some ramen afterwards. The food in soul society wasn't exactly great. "G-ome-en-n." a girl with blue hair and white eyes said as she bumped into Naruto by accident.
'Shit!' he thought. It was Hinata, one of the only friends he had when he was small. He couldn't believe he just bumped into her. This was going way faster than he expected. It was all going too quick! In an instant, he disappeared. No, he didn't exactly disappear; he just jumped onto a roof nearby in a flash. Hinata had no idea what was happening but Naruto wasn't known as the God of Flash and mini yellow flash for nothing. He had trained with Yoruichi for quite a while now. She was no longer the God of flash, probably the Goddess of flash though.
'He looked oddly familiar' Hinata thought as she continued walking down the street. Naruto was still on the roof. He was lying down looking at all the Hokage's. It was a good sight. After a while, he decided to return home. It was all dusty and he didn't want it to be dusty. So he did the fastest thing that'll help him clean. "HAANAATAAROOO!!!!" screamed Naruto. He couldn't think of anything else. The birds in the trees fled and all the babies started crying. After a minute or two, the ground was shaking. 'About bloody time' Naruto muttered in his mind as he looked up.
There came a huge ugly gigantic ball. Down came Ganju and Hanataro. Naruto put his hand on the ground and just sighed. The ground instantly turned into dirt and mud. He had learnt a few tricks from everyone including Ganju. "That was a nice Stone Wave Naruto-Kun!" exclaimed Hanataro as he got up.
"Ye, ye, whatever, just help me get this mess cleaned up…" That is when Naruto jumped up and nearly became deaf.
"WHAATTT?!?!" screamed Ganju. "YOU GOT ME ALL THE WAY HERE AND WASTED MY CANON BALL JUST TO CLEAN UP A LITTLE BIT OF MESS!?!?"
"Ye, well, you know, it happens." Naruto just grinned as he turned around and walked off. He took the keys out of his pocket and threw it to Hanataro. "Make sure its clean, and do a bit of shopping, I'll be here after the Genin exams. I'll come back some time tomorrow, see you"
"How are we supposed to buy anything when we have no money whatsoever!?" said Ganju. He must've been pretty pissed by now. Naruto called him all the way from Soul Society just to clean his house, not to mention he was on vacation too!
"Figure it out yourself" And with that, Naruto was gone. Naruto would probably spend the rest of the day walking around, having some ramen and then train a bit of his Ninjutsu. He would probably have to go to the forbidden forest if he was to use any of his Shinigami powers or even a place with no one if he was to practice his Ninjutsu.
The next day, he was lying in the training grounds ready to go to the academy for his test. It was a peaceful day really; he looked up in the sky and saw a few birds and a decent amount of clouds. Everything was going perfect until his mobile from Soul Society rang. "Hello?" he said as he answered the phone.
"GOOD MORNING NARUTO-KUN! HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? ARE YOU ALRIGHT?! ARE YOU INJURED?! OH, I'LL COME DOWN STRAIGHT AWAY IF YOU WANT!" Screamed what seemed to be a person on a high. Matsumoto always annoyed Naruto as though he was some kind of kid, well he was actually but Matsumoto took it over the top at times.
Naruto took the phone away from his ears until she had finished screaming. He was obviously very annoyed already. "How many times have I told you not to call me that? It's Captain Naruto, and if I wasn't awake when you called me, I would rip you into bits with my Zanpakuto! And lastly, do you really think a captain level Shinigami would get injured that easily? If you come here, I'll make sure you wish you were never born." He said as he hanged up on her. He sighed. 'What a brilliant way to start a morning'.
He walked into the academy with the rest of the kids. Some looked at him weirdly but not like the people used to look at him when he was small. Well obviously, no one knew he was Naruto except for the Hokage. "Morning, I'm here for the Genin test." He halfly said and halfly yawned as he walked into the room. To his surprise, Iruka and Mizuki wasn't the only Ninja in the room. There seemed to be a few other Ninja's. 'A pervert reading a book with a creepy mask, a guy with a weird haircut and huge eyebrows, a hot lady with red eyes, a guy smoking and the Hokage himself." How weird he thought. There shouldn't be this many people just to assess these kids.
He took a seat near the back and set next to a guy who was sleeping with a hairstyle of a pineapple and a guy which was munching chips. He heard a few people's name get called out and each one went into another room with Iruka. Naruto guessed that the other Ninja's were already in there waiting to assess whoever came next. His mind pondered around until his name was called out. "Uzumaki Naruto" Iruka called out.
'Shit!' Now his identity has been revealed. And worse of all, Hinata eyes widened, so did a few others but the rest didn't know him too well. Hinata almost fainted but managed to keep herself in the seat. "N-n-naru-u-to-o-Kun?" she finally managed to get out but it was so soft that no one heard it.
Naruto walked inside the room, there was a few things in there. A kunai target, a few obstacle courses and a place to fight he guessed. "Hai, Naruto-kun?" asked Mizuki. Naruto nodded. "Okay, heres the first part of the exam. There will be a kunai or some type of weapon thrown at you and when you dodge it, while you're in the air, you must throw a kunai at the target." Said Iruka, it seemed that he thought the test was too hard for poor Naruto, but Hokage insisted it. "Okay, be ready at any time!"
Suddenly, a bunch of spears, kunais and Shurikens came at Naruto. 'There will be "A" kunai or some type of weapon' thought Naruto as he rolled his eyes. He dodged them with ease but then something happened that he didn't expect, the kunais weren't ordinary, it was Kage Kunai no Jutsu, and to top it off, they ALL had exploding tags. 'Shit, I didn't notice!' But it wasn't enough to take a captain down. The moment he touched the ground, the moment the tags exploded but he was quicker than that. He flashed out of the way in an instant with a smirk on his face.
"Well done Naruto, I was surprised that you managed to dodge all that" Iruka said as he finally noticed where Naruto was. "But I'm afraid that you didn't hit your target."
"Look" was all Naruto said and he pointed at the target. There lied 3 Kunais and 5 Shurikens on its target, frankly, it was over the top, he only needed to hit with one but it was too troubling for him to carry them.
Iruka's eyes widened as he saw it but then it turned into a small chuckle. "Very well then Naruto" as he wrote a few things down on the paper. 'The second test is for you to do a Kawarimi no Jutsu, a Bunshin no Jutsu and a Henge no Jutsu."
Naruto gave another little sigh as he walked into a bit of free space and then did a few hand seals. "Bunshin no Jutsu" he said as a clone came beside him. "Your supposed to do at least three clones Naruto" One of the examiners told him.
"Oh, okay, at least three then, Bunshin no Jutsu" He said once again. But this time, instead of just one appearing, several came, in fact 30 clones appeared in the room. 'Heh, looks like I overdid it'
"Good Naruto, next I would like to have a Kawarimi and a Henge"
"Okay, but let me add another Jutsu into it. Kage Bunshin no Jutsu, Henge!" said Naruto as he made another clone, but this time a real clone. The clone used Henge and turned into an exact copy of Kakashi holding his booklet. Everyone laughed. The clone Kakashi then threw a kunai at Naruto and it hit him. He then turned into a piece of log. "There, what's the last test?" asked Naruto as he dismissed the clones. "You will have a one on one battle with Kakashi." Said Iruka as he pointed to the pervert.
Naruto's eye widened. He knew Kakashi was a decent Shinobi because of the chakra he was letting out. "Okay then." He said as he got into a fighting stance. His Zanpakuto was still on his waist and he wasn't planning on using it either. Kakashi appeared behind him but it was all in slow motion for Naruto. Naruto dodged it, flashed onto the target and took his weapons back then threw it at Kakashi.
Kakashi was amazed by the speed but quickly dodged it, "Not good enough Naruto" he said as he proceeded onto the next attack but then he noticed it was a trap, a few shuriken's with exploding tags went straight for Kakashi. He was able to dodge it but lost his balance for a second. Naruto took this chance and threw a Kunai at him that would hit a critical spot.
At this very moment, a Kunai hit Naruto's Kunai. Naruto looked and saw that the Hokage had gotten up. "That would be enough, Naruto; you have proven yourself as a worthy Shinobi. Kakashi, I did told you not to underestimate him, if you had revealed that eye of yours, then you would've been able to see his flash steps."
Naruto eyes widened but then smirked. 'Copy-Cat Kakashi…" he thought silently.
Kakashi apologized and took his seat again. "Here you go Naruto." Iruka said. He passed the Konoha headband to Naruto. Naruto took it and walked out of the room.
He waited until everyone was done. Finally, Iruka came out and was about to announce the teams. They were all boring until he heard his name. "Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke" 'Great, an Uchiha fan and a power-crazy emo, but even so, what uneven teams' thought Naruto. 'Sakura has brilliant chakra control where Sasuke is an Uchiha, and then, there's me, an ex captain.'
"Alright, you can all have a break; you will meet your teacher when here at noon."
'Alright, let's have some ramen!' And so Naruto walked out of the academy and went straight for the Ramen store. It was too slow just walking so he did a few flash steps and he was there in a matter of seconds. "Good day Old man, one bowl of Miso Ramen!"
The old man started making the ramen as Naruto was lost in his thought once again. 'I need somewhere to train, I should ask the Hokage, or maybe I should make an underground like the one Yoruichi has.'
"Itadakimasu" he exclaimed as the bowl of Ramen came. It has been six whole years since he had this brilliant food. The Hokage had given him some money the day before so he could buy himself Ramen and buy some weapons. He paid and then went somewhere to lie down. Soon, he fell asleep.
After what seemed like centuries he woke up. He took a glance towards his watch 'Shit!' Ten minutes past Noon! He made a few flash steps and soon he was inside the academy. "Sorry, I fell asleep and I didn't quite catch the time and soon I fell into a deep sleep" He kept blabbing on until he noticed that only his team was here and there was no one else. "Where's our sensei?"
"Late…" Sakura and Sasuke said in unison. Naruto walked into the room and sighed. 'Looks like he's going to be our sensei, this team is way too unbalanced'.
Three Hours Later
"Hey, sorry, there was an old lady that crossed by and I" He said, but soon stopped as he looked down at the angry face. It was mainly Sakura that was angry. Sasuke showed no emotion but simply gave an "Hn" where as Naruto already knew he was going to be late. "YOU'RE LATE" Screamed Sakura. She had lost her temper.
"Uhhh, Ye, sorry about that, meet me up on the rooftop now," and with that, he disappeared in a Poof sound. "Let's go" said Sakura to Sasuke and Naruto but was surprise to see that Naruto wasn't there anymore. 'When did he…' thought Sasuke.
"Hey Kakashi-Sensei, you better not be late, or I'll make you regret it. I'm used to having control of others than other people have control over me. So if you dare be late by this much once more, I'm going to cut your head off." Naruto said in a deadly tone.
Kakashi sweat-dropped but nodded nevertheless. Five minutes later, Sasuke and Sakura appeared onto the rooftop finding Naruto lying down and Kakashi reading a book. "How did you get here so quick?" asked Sasuke. He was glaring at Naruto now But Naruto merely shrugged. Not too many people knew about his speed and his flashes. "Well, anyway, how about we introduce yourself you three"
"Shouldn't you introduce yourself first because you're our sensei?"
Kakashi looked up from his book and sighed. "My name is Hatake Kakashi, my likes and dislikes are none of your business. I have a lot of hobbies and for my dreams…. Ye… Your turn blondie."
'All we got to learn in the end is his name' the three thought in unison. "My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I like Ramen, girls, learning new Jutsu and training. I dislike many things like arrogant people and annoying people. My dream is to become the greatest Hokage!" He exclaimed. 'Well, at least it was anyway' he thought as he remembered his bitter past. "Pinkie" said Kakashi as he pointed to Sakura.
"My name is Haruno Sakura. I like glances at Sasuke. I dislike ugly guys. My hobbies are glances at Sasuke. My dream is to be with glances at Sasuke.
Yes: I'm going to make her into quite a bitch
'Okay, a girl that is obsessed with the Uchiha, how weird.' Kakashi thought. "Okay, last person."
"My name is Uchiha Sasuke, I don't like many things and I dislike many things. I have no hobbies and my dream or rather ambition is to revive my clan and to kill a certain man." He said in his daily mono tone. It was pretty cold, the way he said it, but Sakura absolutely loved it.
'Heh' was all Naruto thought. 'What do you think Kyuubi-sama?'
"It looks like he is the last survivor of the Uchiha clan, excluding Uchiha Itachi that is. Looks like you're going to have a bit of fun Kit" growled Kyuubi.
'Haha, sorry, but I'm not letting you out, I know you get bored in there but you know the rules and restrictions'
"Okay, meet me here 5am tomorrow, and don't eat, you'll throw up if you do" And with that, Kakashi disappeared. Naruto soon vanished too and Sasuke growled once again.
Naruto walked towards at his house and soon was at the doorstep. There was a note on the door. "Sorry Naruto-Kun, everything is done but Soul Society is having an emergency back up. It seems like the Arrancar is taking some action in your world. Please be careful and I'll see you later. Sincerely Hanataro…. And Ganju."
He read the letter a few times. "The Arrancar is attacking" That was bad. He wouldn't be able to make it in time. He sighed as he went to the Ramen stand. He couldn't be worrying now, he had just arrived at Konoha a day ago and already it feels like he's back in soul society.
Haha, a much longer chapter don't you guys reckon? How did you like it? It took me ages to write this!
Here are some questions and suggestions for pairings and other things.
What do YOU want the pairings to be? (Naruto or Bleach, its going to be Harem so I'll decide later!)
I need a suggestion on Naruto's Zanpakuto and Bankai, I have a general idea but I want to know extra suggestions. Make it underpowered or overpowered or whatever, I will change it to my likings.
If you do make a Zanpakuto, please tell me its Japanese name but its okay if you don't, but it'll subdue Naruto's awesome Zanpakuto (whatever it may be) for another chapter or two!
Now that you've read, please rate and give me suggestions and what you think. They encourage me to write more!
