Academy Retards
Chapter 2:The Students
Disclaimer:I do not own Legend of Spyro or Condemned. I do own ,Skylar,Avatar,Rhino,Eno,Pinky,Rain,Thunder,Richard,Ada,Ventura,T-bone,Lief,Emileia and Leon.
In The Assembly hall,all the new students were were waiting for their teachers to announce the opening of the new school.
This Blue male dragon with a white chest was staring at this Female Green dragon with a yellow chest. He strolled over to her.
Blue Dragon:"Hi."
Green Dragon:"uhh...Hi."
Blue Dragon:"Are you tired?"
The Green dragon looked at him strangely.
Green Dragon:"What did you say?"
Blue Dragon:"Because you've been running through my mind all day."
Green Dragon:"Are you coming on to me?"
Blue dragon:"I don't know,would you like me to?"
The Green dragon whipped him in the face with her tail and left. Then he strolled over to this Red female dragon with a purple chest.
Blue Dragon:"Your so hot,my heart just caught fire."
Red Dragon:"You shouldn't be worrying about love,you should be worried about what to do when the zombies attack!"
Sensing paranoia in this one he walked away from her,the last time he dealt with a paranoid chick,it didn't end pretty.
Flashback
The blue dragon woke up,tied down to the ground. A female Black dragon with a blue chest walked in.
Blue Dragon:"Can't let me go huh?"
Black dragon:"You damn Oro members think you can out smart us! I know that metal piece in you amplifies your sonic abilities!"
Blue Dragon:"What,my tail piercing?"
The black dragon screamed and sonic waves shot out from he mouth,this sent the Blue Dragon out the window and crashing into a local food stand (no,not like a fruit stand,I meant like a hot dog stand).
Blue Dragon:"No. More. Paranoid chicks."
End Flashback
Then he saw a Pink dragon with a yellow chest,so he moved over to her.
Blue Dragon:"Hey baby,My names Skylar,whats yours?"
The Pink dragon got so excited.
Pink Dragon:"It's Rain! Oh my god,I thought a Male would never talk to me!"
Skylar realized that Rain was a male!
Skylar:"Uhhhh,I got to take care of something."
Rain grabbed him by his back left leg.
Rain:"Please don't leave me!"
Skylar shot an Ice shard at Rain's front leg,forcing him to let go,then ran off. Rain started sobbing.
Meanwhile,a Female yellow dragon with a Green chest walked over to this Male black dragon with a Blue stripe running down his side.
Yellow Dragon:"HHIII! I'm pinky! What's your name?"
The Black dragon said nothing.
Pinky:"UUhhhh,Hello?"
Pinky poked him several times,before an Orange male dragon with a blue chest intervened.
Orange Dragon:"That's Leon,he's vowed not to speak until the end of the Obama Administration."
Pinky:"Oh,I don't blame him. What's your name?"
Orange dragon:"I'm Richard,currently."
Pinky:"Currently? You mean you change your name often?"
Richard:"Actually,I am diagnosed with a Multi-personality disorder and several other personas like to take-"
He stopped talking.
Pinky:"Richard,are you alright?"
Richard:"Richard isn't here right now,I would be happy to take a message for him."
Pinky just walked away from Richard. She went up to another Blue male dragon with a white chest,and an anklet.
Pinky:"Hi,I'm pinky,whats your name?"
Dragon:"Me? Uhhhh,I'm uhh,Avatar,that's it Avatar!"
Pinky:"Okay? So,what are you like?"
Avatar:"Oh,just average dragon stuff that any Average dragon my age does,just an Average dragon."
Avatar looked over pinky's body and felt hot all the sudden.
Pinky:"Are you okay?"
Avatar:"Yeah...just...have...a fever."
Pinky just walked away from him too.
Avatar(thinking):"Jesus,she's hot. WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING!"
Pinky walked over to this Blue female dragon with a pink chest.
Pinky:"Hi,I'm pinky,what's your name?"
Blue dragon:"Ventura."
Ventura had her eyes focused on Skylar.
Pinky:"He is pretty hot."
Ventura:"Get in line,he's all mine."
Ventura strolled on over to him,he groaned when he saw her.
Ventura:"Hello Skylar."
Skylar:"Hi Ventura."
Ventura breathed down his neck and licked his ice cold scales.
Ventura:"I like cold men."
Skylar:"Damn it Ven,your my sister!"
Ventura:"What difference does it make?"
Skylar:"A very large one!"
Meanwhile,An all red male dragon with a gray collar,was approached by Pinky.
Pinky:"Hi,I'm pinky."
Red Dragon:"Mine'sEno!"
Pinky:"Okay,I like your collar."
Eno:"It'!"
Pinky was approached by a Male Red dragon.
Red Dragon:"Duhhhh,your sexy."
Pinky:"Um,thanks. I think."
Eno:"HiRhino!"
Pinky:"What?"
Eno:"HisnamesRhino!"
Pinky:"Oh."
The Female Green dragon Skylar was flirting with came over.
Green dragon:"Hi,I'm Thunder."
Pinky:"Hi,mine's Pinky."
Thunder:"We should hang out some time."
Pinky:"Uh,okay..."
The teachers came out on the platform.
Spyro:"I haven't seen something like this since my first game."
Cynder:"Hey,isn't that the guy we interviewed before?"
She referenced to Leon.
Spyro:"Yeah,I didn't know he was a student."
Ember:"WILL YOU GET OFF ME!"
Ember swiped at T-bone,who was licking her leg.
T-bone:"Can't a guy enjoy himself?"
Spyro:"Attention everyone..."
No one paid attention.
Lief:"ATTENTION YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING VERMIN!"
All the students immediately looked towards the platform. Some were startled,except Leon.
Lief:"IF I EVER I HAVE TO DO THAT AGAIN,I'LL TEAR OFF YOUR GENITALS AND HANG THEM ON MY WALL!"
Spyro:"Uhhhh,Thank you,Lief. We are very happy to have all of you here at our new academy,which is officially called-"
The sheet covering a sign fell off. Everyone except Leon laughed. The teachers looked at the sign.
"Borefang secondary"
Spyro:"Why didn't we see this coming?"
Lief:"LISTEN RIGHT NOW YOU PETHETIC MONGROLS,YOU WILL ALL RESTORE THIS SIGN OVERNIGHT THE WAY IT WAS UNLESS ONE OF YOU FESSES UP RIGHT NOW!"
Nobody said anything.
Lief:"AFTER YOU SETTLE IN YOUR DORMS,YOU WILL ALL RETURN HERE AND RESTORE THIS SIGN! IS THAT CLEAR?"
Everyone said 'yes sir' except Leon. Lief jumped off the platform and went right up to him.
Lief:"I SAID IS THAT CLEAR?"
Leon:"..."
Lief:"HAS AN APE GOT YOUR TOUNGE? I DEMAND AN ANSWER!"
Richard:"Uh,sir,he vowed not to speak-"
Lief:"I DID NOT ASK YOU! I ASKED THIS DISOBIDIENT MUTE!"
Spyro:"Lief! That will be all for now,you may all return to your dorm rooms."
The students did as they were told and returned to their dorm rooms to decorate them.
Skylar hung posters of Cynder,and various other Dragoness Models on his wall. He also checked his profile,still no date requests,except from Rain,which he deleted.
Thunder also put up Posters of Cynder and hot female Dragoness models in her room. She started lifting weights to improve her muscles.
The Red dragoness hung a large piece of paper marked "Zombie entrances" over her bed and drew a map of the academy and various entry positions. He cradled herself in a corner humming to herself.
Rain hung various photo's of Spyro and male Dragon models on his wall. He also checked his date request with Skylar,he cried when he saw the result.
Pinky put flower pots everywhere in her room,she also started writing in her diary.
"Dear diary,Most of my Class mates are fucking insane,but this one guy,Leon,he is so sexy. I wonder if he's a virgin?"
Richard's room was very random,it had News clippings,Celebrity mags,Fire arms,even diapers. He could often be heard having conversations with himself.
Richard:"Rex? Did you eat my last cupcake? Hell no,I'm been on a diet to keep my sexy image."
Avatar opened a panel on his anklet,revealing a computer.
Anklet:"Avatar,status report."
Avatar:"I've been accepted into their school."
Anklet:"Good,your top priority is to find out what minerals are on this world and discover the dragon's weaknesses."
Avatar:"I also felt these strange feelings when I was around a female,possibly love."
Anklet:"It's probably the hormones,Our lab is working on a way to counter it."
Ventura covered her entire room with pictures of her brother,Skylar.
Eno coated his room with paintings of fire as he drank a high sugar energy drink.
Rhino just sat in his room like a complete retard.
Leon simply had,a Tv,an Xbox 360,a table,laptop,and a shelf full of books in his dorm. He also kept a binder which held all of his writings. He also had a picture of Cynder,whom he seemed to appreciate.
Later that evening,all the students had to restore the sign,leaving them in bad shape for tomorrow.
A/N:Please review,just be patient for next upload as I am currently working on 3 other stories as well. And again,don't nag me to update!
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