I already wrote it so I might as well post it lol

I do not own Glee

Chapter One: The Unexcpected Call:

"Welcome our first guest to the show Grammy and Academy award winning recording artist Santana Lopez!"

(The crowd cheers loudly as Santana struts onto the stage. When she reaches the couch she stops and display a few dance moves as the crowd cheer her on. Once everything settles down she gets embraced in a tight hug then goes and take her guest seat.)

"Hey Santana I'm glad to have you on my show again."

"Thanks Ellen I'm happy to be here."

"Those were quite some dance moves you got there."

"I'm just trying to keep up with you Ellen." Santana teases.

"They weren't as good as mine but they were good." Ellen jokes back.

"Oh I know better than to come on your show and try to upstage you."

"See I knew there was a reason why I liked you. So Santana you haven't been on the show in a while. Why is that?"

"I know and I'm sorry about that but ever since my appearance on here my career has sky rocketed." Santana explains.

"That's true and I take all the credit for that by the way. Last time you were here it was your first television appearance so I'm technically the reason you're a huge superstar now."

(Everyone laughs at Ellen's joke)

"Yes technically you are." Santana adds with a chuckle.

"You would have been a star without my show. You're extremely talented and I'm just glad that you chose my show your to be your first appearance. Especially after that beautiful performance you gave, you had the whole studio in awe and just I knew your music would change the world. Now look at you back on the show as an Academy award winner."

(The crowd cheers wildly)

"Thank you all so much. Winning an Oscar is definitely one of the highlights of my life." Santana says humbly.

"How has your life changed since winning an Oscar? I know a lot of actors say they get busier but how is it for a recording artist?" Ellen asks.

"Well it's definitely busier but other than that my life is pretty much the same. Only thing that really changed is me being introduced as an Academy award winner, but that's about it."

"You mean to tell me there are no other perks?"

"Well Ellen if you know my friends they all keep me pretty humble. They won't even let me think that the fame is getting to my head."

"Oh you do have some pretty famous friends. Mercedes Jones and Rachel Berry just to name a few." Ellen states.

"Yeah they are kind of accomplished in their own rights. Just last week we were all hanging out and I joked that I was the most famous one." Santana adds with a chuckle.

"How did they take that?" Ellen asks curiously.

"Oh they were quick to remind me of their accomplishments. Rachel pointed out her Tony and Mercedes didn't even have to mention her millions of Grammy's and other awards. The funniest part was when my manager/best friend Quinn Fabray pointed out that I won my Oscar for best original song and not for an actual acting role."

(The whole crowd laughs)

"Is that where this picture came from?"

(Ellen points to the picture displayed on the screen of Santana smiling widely while receiving a kiss on both of her cheeks from Rachel and Quinn)

"Yeah that's a picture that Mercedes took and posted on her Instagram. We were having one of our girl's night." Santana explains.

"I actually want to discuss this picture but we have to take a quick commercial break and I'll ask you about it when we get back."

(Cuts to commercial break)

("Have a little fun today")

"Welcome back I'm with one of my favorite guests Santana Lopez. Now Santana before we went to break we were discussing a photo from Mercedes' Instagram. This photo is extremely adorable but its not the actual photo that caused quite the stir. It was the hash tag that read #BacheloretteSantana that almost broke the internet and was a trending topic on twitter for days."

"Yeah it actually started off as a joke but turned into this big deal. We were watching the Bachelor at our girl's night and Cedes jokingly asked me if I would ever do a dating show. Naturally I said no but my friend and manager Quinn got me to consider it." Santana explains.

"So does that mean you're going to do one?"

"As of today I can confirm that I will be doing a dating show." Santana confirms.

(The crowd goes crazy with screams and applause.)

"Oh wow, so will you be the next Bacholerette?"

"Well Ellen I don't know if I will be the next Bachelorette or not but ABC won the highest bid so the show will be on there."

"That's awesome news. What made you decide to do a show like this?" Ellen asks.

"Well as the world know I haven't had the best of luck with relationships and to a lot of people I was outed by my ex girlfriend. Even though from the beginning of my career I never shied away from the fact that I'm a lesbian, but you know how this industry is. As long as you don't acknowledge it then it's okay. So after that whole thing I got so much support from everyone and a lot of young people telling me how I helped them deal with the same thing. So that played a major factor in me deciding to do a show like this, and I want to change the perception that ignorant people have of love. So my main thing is for this to be a classy show, so no you won't see me hooking up with a bunch of girl. That's just not my style, however I will go on a bunch of dates and actually try to get to know the women. The goal is to potentially find someone to fall in love with."

"Well Santana I'm glad that you're doing the show, I'm super proud of you and all your success. Portia and I will definitely be watching in support."

"Thank you Ellen your support means so much to me." Santana says graciously.

"You're more than welcome. Have you already auditioned women for the show?"

"We haven't started yet but there is some info on my website about the application process and where they are holding interviews."

"So any woman can interview for the show?" Ellen asks.

"Pretty much."

(The crowd goes crazy)

I want to thank you Santana so much for coming on my show today. Good luck with the show and when you find the one definitely make sure you stop by."

"Thanks for having me Ellen and I most definitely will."


On the other side of the country.

"Honey I'm hooooome!" Brittany yells bursting through the door.

"Seriously Brittany how many times do I have to tell you to stop announcing yourself like that?"

"Sugar the more you tell me not to do it, the more I want to do it. How was your day?" Brittany asks as she plops down on the sofa next to her roommate.

"It was cool. How was yours?"

"My day was awesome! Working with the kids always make me happy you know that." Brittany says with a bright smile.

"You're still doing the volunteer art classes down at the center." Sugar states matter of fact.

"Yup."

"I don't see how you managed to do it for this long children are insufferable." Sugar complains.

"No they're not! If only you could see how their little faces light up when they are creating art." Brittany gushes.

"I'd rather not. So hey are they paying you yet?"

"Sugar you know I'm not doing it for the money." Brittany frowns at the question.

"I know B but they should still pay you for your time. Have you asked about getting paid?"

"No I haven't and I'm not going to ask them for any kind payment, besides its not like I need the money anyways." Brittany says.

"Well true but its the principle of it." Sugar counters.

"I'm not in it for the money. I'm just happy to able to have a positive impact on the kids."

"Yeah whatever miss goody two shoes." Sugar teases

"Maybe you should try being more charitable, then you won't have to avoid the rain from fear of melting." Brittany says with a smirk.

"Shut up." Sugar chuckles and playfully swat at the blonde.

"So what are we watching on TV?"

"The Ellen show from earlier today my favorite artist Santana Lopez is on." Sugar answers.

"Who is that?" Brittany ask confused.

"What do you mean who is that? Brittany have you been living under a rock?"

"Sugar you know I don't watch TV like that." Brittany says slightly embarrassed.

"You know the song I was playing in the car the other day?" Sugar ask.

"The one you kept repeating then singing at the top of your lungs every time? Yeah I regretfully know it why?"

"That's one of Santana's biggest hits! I can't believe you... Eeek!" Sugar let's out squeal and excitedly points to the TV.

"Okay it's not that serious. Any way you enjoy you're fan-girling and I'm going to go do some sketches."

Brittany stands up and turns to walk away when Sugar grabs her arm and stops her.

"Brittany just look at her!" Sugar squeals again.

"I'm looking Sugar and I don't see what the... Holy ovary explosion." Brittany let's out slowly while not so subtly sitting back down.

"She's insanely gorgeous I'll give her that." Brittany confesses staring intently at the beautiful brunette on the screen.

"Yeah and most importantly she is insanely talented." Sugar agrees.

They continue watching the interview and pretty soon Brittany is just as invested in the interview as Sugar is.

"She's a lesbian?"

"She's doing a dating show!"

They both say at the same time.

"Oh my god this is the greatest news since my dad told me he bought me a new car!" Sugar squeals in excitement.

"Your dad does that like once a month it's not all that exciting, it's more wasteful than anything."

"Brittany that's besides the point! The Santana Lopez will be on a dating show! I so have to try out for it."

"Sugar you do know what a lesbian mean right? You're not even attracted to girls so you going on the show is kind of pointless."

"Okay so maybe I'm not attracted to girls but for Santana I could be."

"Well good luck with that." Brittany says while standing up to leave.

"Hey B you're into lady loving why don't you go on the show."

"One: I'm a private person and don't think I could ever do one of those types of shows. Two: those shows are extremely fake, and three: Santana would never pick someone like me."

"Wait what do you mean someone like you? Brittany you're really awesome."

"Thanks for the self esteem boost Shug but I'm a struggling artist who volunteers in her spare time. Santana doesn't want someone like me, she probably goes for the more accomplished type." Brittany explains.

"You know you're more than just a struggling artist B. You're talented, smart in your own quirky way, and you're definitely a major babe. I'd get up on that if I was into ladies and I may or may not be jealous of your hot body. The point is you have a lot going for yourself so don't sell yourself short. Besides Santana seems like the type of person who is genuine and doesn't care for all of the artificial celebrity stuff."

"You could be right Sugar but either way I don't think I can do a show like that."

"Oh come on they are holding the interviews in California it will give you a chance to see your sister and the rest of your family. Pretty please let me live vicariously through you." Sugar begs.

"Sorry." Brittany says with the shrug of her shoulders then proceed to leave the room.

"At least think about it!" Sugar calls after the blonde and receives the closing of Brittany's door as an answer.


A month later

Ever since watching Santana Lopez on the Ellen show Brittany has been casually listening to her music. She went out and bought both of her albums and the soundtrack that had the song Santana won a Oscar for. She can admit that she is in awe at how talented singer. Although she enjoys Santana's self titled debut album, it's her sophomore album that Brittany is obsessed with. It was one of the best CDs that she has ever heard. The singer's voice sounded more mature and the album seemed a bit more personal. Brittany wasn't fan-girling as hard as Sugar but Santana definitely gained a new fan.

So here she was on a Monday afternoon in her self proclaimed art room painting a piece while listening to one of her favorite Santana songs.

("I would have given you the stars and moon,

And burned myself with the sun if you asked me too.

But you didn't want that, even though I tried

You'd rather watch me drown in the tears I cried.)

(That's just who you are, a cold and lonely soul

Always settling for pieces instead of being whole

One day you'll realize, you're one of the lucky few

Who was loved and not passed on for someone new)

The sound of the home phone ringing interrupts Brittany from getting lost in the beautiful lyrics.

"Sugar answer the phone I'm busy!" Brittany yells.

When the phone keeps ringing she realizes that Sugar isn't going to answer the phone. So she rushes to grab the phone and turns down the music in the process.

"Yellow. Brittany speaking."

"Hi is this Brittany Pierce?" The feminine voice on the other end asks.

"Uh yes it's me, may I ask who's calling?"

"This is Quinn Fabray."

"I'm sorry I don't think I know you." Brittany says in confusion.

"Oh right. Well I'm calling about your online submission."

"What online submission? Is this one of those over the phone scams that try to get money out of you, cause if it is I don't feel comfortable-"

"No Brittany I assure you this is no over the phone scam. I'm Santana Lopez's manager and I'm calling about your online submission that you entered for her new dating show."

"I didn't enter any online submission. Is this a joke? Did Sugar put you up to this?" Brittany ask confused.

"No this isn't a joke someone entered a submission online for you with all of your information. My team and I went over everything and we would love for you to interview about possibly being a contestant on the show."

"Um do you mind holding on for a brief moment Miss?" Brittany asks.

"Sure?"

Brittany sets the phone down and scratches her head in confusion.

"I don't remember entering anything online and I would definitely know about this unless...

"Sugar Spice Motta get your ass down here!" Brittany yells angrily.

Sugar comes rushing down the stairs in a bath robe and her hair is still wet. Clearly Brittany interrupted her taking a shower but she doesn't care at this point.

"Why all the shouting B? I was taking a shower but you used my whole name so you I figured you were super pissed about something which is rare."

"Well I am pissed Sugar! Do you know who is on the phone?"

"The president?"

"No smart ass Quinn Fabray."

"What? That's even better than the president! Give me the phone." Sugar goes to reach for the phone but Brittany snatches it away.

"No she called to talk to me because apparently I entered an online submission for Santana's new dating show. Would you happen to know anything about that?" Brittany ask impatiently.

"Ikindofenteredoneforyou." Sugar rushes out.

"What?"

"I said I kind of entered one for you."

"Why the hell would you do that Sugar?"

"I just knew you would be the perfect candidate for the show and see I was right. Please don't be mad at me." Sugar pleads and try to give her best sad face.

"I'm not mad, I'm pissed. Now its your fault that I have to decline the nice lady on the phone." Brittany huffs while picking the phone back up and placing the phone to my ear.

"Hey Ms. Fabray I'm sorry but there has been some misunderstanding." Brittany apologizes.

"Yeah I actually overheard everything and its quite unfortunate because we really love your profile and we think you would be perfect for the show."

"I don't even know what kind of information is on there my roommate submitted it without me knowing." Brittany responds.

"You are Brittany Pierce, 27 years old, live in New York, Graduated from NYU with an art degree, occupation is an aspiring artist, you also teach art to kids at a community center in your spare time, you love giving to charity, and you love animals specifically an obese cat named Lord Tubbington. Is this all correct?" Quinn asks.

"Well yeah that's all correct."

"Well then Brittany Pierce I say your roommate did a great job on your bio and we would still love for you to come for an interview."

After getting no reply from Brittany Quinn decides to give her some time to think about it.

"Okay so Brittany here is what I'm going to do. I'm going to email you some info for two plane tickets for you and a guest. Along with an itinerary of what to expect from the interview like different questions we may ask. So if you are interested which I hope you are please take a look at it and get back to me by Thursday on your decision."

"Okay." Brittany says dumbfounded.

"Thank you for your time and I seriously hope you decide to come." With that said Quinn disconnects the call.

"Whoa." Brittany let's out.

"So... What are you going to decide to do?" Sugar asks.

"I really don't know right this minute but I do know that I'm going to kill you for getting me into this!"

"Ah!" Sugar strikes off running up the stairs with a fuming blonde chasing behind her.

So I've decided to have original lyrics for Santana. I hope that went over well LOL. Let me know what you think so far yay or nay?