Hello There! (General Kenobi…)

WOOHOOO! EARLY UPDATE!

Just to clarify:

Rated T for swearing, light innuendoes deeper into the story and just in case.

Chapters are posted once every seven days unless said otherwise or on hiatus.

4th wall breaks are only for comedy, no one, not even Monika is going to be or is self-aware.

The story is set in second year of a fictional, mainly English-speaking city and HS in Argentina, although the country's official language is Spanish. Everyone starts as 18 except for Conrado and MC, who both have a birthday chapter with their POVs when the universe reaches the day of March 26th. Plus, the story starts in February 25th of 2019, during first day of school. In Argentina the legal drinking age is 18 so if later on they get drunk no one is doing so illegally. If you don't believe the legal age then search it up.

The nationalities are: Conrado = Argentine, Alex = Mexican, Sayori, Natsuki, Yuri and Monika = American and MC = British raised in America.

The first 2 chapters are from Conrado's perspective only. The rest I still to be seen, but there will be POV rotation between the 3 boys.

I did a mistake. The students go to 5TH YEAR at 18. To make it resemble the game, this is an AU where there are 6 years of Secondary/HS in Argentina.

That being said, try to enjoy!

Chapter 2 – The Beginning

Conrado's POV

?: Heeeeey!

Michael: Hey Sayori.

Conrado: Buenos días 'yori.

Sayori: Hahhh… Hahhh…

Alex: Well well well, look who is late again!

Sayori: Hey! I'm not the one who stays up late watching anime!

Michael (MC): Yeah, yeah… *sigh* you always oversleep though.

Sayori pouts. "well, at least I catched you guys this time!"

Alex and Conrado both say almost at the same time "Whatever, let's get to school."

As they all chat and in the case of the boys, share memes and videogame news, Sayori suddenly asks

Sayori: Hey have you guys decided to join a club yet?

Alex: I was going to join the anime club, but those two pendejos have not chosen yet…

Conrado: Well, honestly I don't have any clubs in mind, even though we had made that promise…

MC: Same here… Wait, you are the Vice-President of the Literature club, right?" –Sayori nods.-"Well, maybe we can all check it out!

Conrado: Sure, I don't have a lot of other ideas anyways. Alex, you in?

Alex: Nah, I'd rather- -*Sayori used Damned Puppy Eyes on Alex! Its super effective!*- … Well, I suppose I could check it out…"

Sayori: Yay! Now I can fulfill my promise to bring 3 more people!

MC and Alex shout in surprise and anger, while Conrado just face palms and cusses in Spanish. Just as they were about to start mini WW3, the bell rings. Alex and Conrado race together to get to their class because they had P.E. and used warming up as an excuse to compete. Meanwhile MC and Sayori do their usual thing of walking normally as they both always get before their lazy Art teacher who does not care at all.

*Le *

(Note: from now on, the rest of this chapter and the next one are from Conrado's first person point of view unless it is a 4th wall break. Conrado will be replaced by "Me:" during his FP POV)

After class is dismissed, I decide to mess around with my phone and browse memes, just for the sake of passing time until Sayori arrives. However, I get a sense of what is coming and wait outside of the classroom instead. Just as I am watching Sr. Pelo's Mokey show, MC and Alex run up to me, followed closely by Sayori.

MC: hey Conrado, ready to go?

Me: Yeah sure. Shouldn't Sayori be saying that though?

Alex: Callate, mamon pincha-huevos.

Me: Ay, queres una bofetada a la parilla, joputa de mierda?

Sayori: Guys, even though I don't understand almost anything, I think you should cut it off and make a deal! We should all be happy when we enter the Literature Club!

'Yay. I forgot about that' Both I and Alex look away in a mildly pissed and gloomy look, not knowing whether to be happy or to be annoyed for joining something our only female friend loves.

Before we realize it, we get to the fourth floor of the school, mostly reserved for the sixth years and teacher areas, but we soon reach an area riddled with clubs. Eventually we reach a room which says "literature club and morning emergency meetings". We are all internally screaming, especially me.

Me: Ready for hell?

Alex: Heck yeah, it can't be worse than Social studies for sure.

Sayori: Aww, come on, don't say that! Anyways, we have to go in.

Sayori does the equivalent of a Fus-Ro-Dah at the door.

We enter the club.

And thus, today marks the day we sold our videogame time and my capability to socialize for the best bargain ever.

Hey guys! Just so you know, I have to go on a school trip on Monday until Friday, so you will have the third chapter either tomorrow, on Sunday or by next Saturday or Sunday

Meme until the end,

RandomIdiot out.