Here is the next chapter, basically in this chapter they get found out- but not before Dave's little freak out. Dave will be a bit scarred for awhile, he can take it like the man he claims to be. Hm.. this seemed a bit rushed...
Enjoy~!
Chapter 2- Mischievous
"JOHN FUCKING EGBERT, CHANGE US BACK THIS FUCKING INSTANT!"
The times John could screw up, he fucking sure knew a great time- not really. His screw ups before were nothing compared to this. Karkat had to praise him; the boundaries of idiot have been surpassed.
Karkat had switched bodies with John.
"Oh wow, haha, this is so cool! This is a great opportunity for my prankster's gambit!"
Karkat growled.
Karkat hated being in this… fleshy, body of John's. The skin was fragile, he figured that out the minute John had scraped his- er now John's claws against Karkat. He tried to hurt John, but as he figured, his skin was tough- trolls had tough skin, so blunt human nails couldn't do much damage. He was at a disadvantage.
"John you're not fucking serious about going out there and pretending to be me. You're out of your fucking mind and asking to be culled."
John smiled, making Karkat flinch. Karkat would have to cease that, for he never had smiled in front of anyone, or for any fucking body.
"John go out there, and so help me Gog I will fucking-"
Teasingly, John stepped towards the door.
"This is hard to pass up! Seriously, this gambit."
Karkat had no choice, he did what he had to do, but he could have done something else.
He shoved his hands into his pants.
"Karkat!"
"Oh Gog Egbert, I know your an alien but...the fuck is going on down there?!"
John failed his arms, or in other words Karkat's, and tackled him to the floor.
"That's not cool! Bro's don't put bro's hands down their pants!"
Karkat growled attempting to bare his non-existing fangs, but it instead of scaring the idiot, he made him laugh.
Fuck this shit.
A soft click of the lab's sliding door sounded throughout the room, causing both boys to turn their heads towards it. Dave stood at the door way, hand hovering over the button still.
"D-Dave! It's not what it looks like!"
Karkat stood up and ascended towards the human.
"IM JOHN EGBERT AND I FONDLE MY SHAME GLOBES!"
John gasped and quickly joined Karkat.
"DAVE DONT LISTEN TO HIM. IM JOHN AND HES KARKAT, WE MESSED AROUND WITH THE ECTOMACHINE! AND HES LYING I DO NOT DO THAT!"
Dave stood there, poker faced.
Dave absconded.
"Egbert way to fucking go."
"Shut up."
Dave never had been so… scarred ever in his life. He had never thought his friend, his bro, had been like that, and to even stoop so low to an alien like Karkat. That was just wrong, so wrong that the image burned his mind for the remaining walk to the living space.
"Rose… I think we lost John."
Rose turned her head from her conversation with Kanaya. It must have been some tea party he had crashed; besides, the damned tea set was out.
Dave shivered; he hated tea parties, mainly when rose forced him to play with her when they were little. He never had thought she had dresses to go along, not only that but he could probably find some picture his bro had taken, even though he was sure he burned them all.
"Sorry girls, looks like this party got crashed, but we got some serious shit."
Gently setting down her tea cup, she folded her hands in her lap before speaking.
"Dave, I'm sure he is in the lab you just came from. If I recall, I heard his voice saying something quiet… unnatural, but do tell what had occurred in there."
"Shit... I don't know where to start, I don't know what the fuck happened, but John had his hands down his pants. And Vant-ASS was there with him. He had his hands down his own pants I think too."
Rose blinked while Kanaya quietly set her own tea cup down.
"Oh man… Dave must have so thought I was homosexual just now. What if he tells everyone?! I got to get out of here and stop him!"
John was quickly pulled back, when Karkat grabbed him.
"Nookwif, there are some things you need to know before running out there, like the fucking idiot you are. If we are going to be out, there has to be some grounds."
Karkat had taught most of the things he could while being in the human's body. John, on the other hand, sucked completely at it.
"JOHN GET ME THE FUCK DOWN, RIGHT THE FUCK NOW FUCKASS!" John couldn't help but laugh, teaching Karkat the windy thing was a complete fail, but it sure was funny.
Karkat had tried to use John's powers but instead of blowing the object, he had blown himself backwards into the wall, having his ass stuck in the wall. John had to admit, that was the best laugh he had in a long time.
He should switch them more often.
"ARRAAAAGGH!"
Or not.
John winced as a strong gust of wind sent him crashing into the ectomachine, breaking it.
Shit.
The machine as broken, now they really couldn't change back if they wanted to.
"Hehehe….. oops…."
Karkat forced himself out of the wall, and lunged at John.
Rose took the wrong time to check upon Dave's request.
"John, Karkat? I- …. I see you're in a moment… "
John looked up; yellow eyes showing panic, while Karkat's blue showed 'fuck off'. Rose flinched a bit, thinking John was still john and vice versa for Karkat.
"John... are you alright?"
Karkat scowled and pushed himself off. "Rose human."
Rose blinked.
"Uh… Rose I think I- We need to tell you what happened."
"John, I know about your sexuality, you don't need to hide it it's alright."
John failed his- Karkat's arms in protest, a red flush appearing over his face once more.
"I-I am not homosexual and I don't have a problem with my sexuality! Uh.. listen, me and Karkat were messing around with the ectomachine and… Uh…"
"John fucking screwed shit up, and now the machine is broken and we can't change back. Not only that, but Sollux is going to flip his shit, along with everyone else. We can't have that happening. So are you going to stand there and fucking gape at your new fond understanding or are you going to fucking help us?"
Rose paused for a moment, before shaking her head.
Breaking it to his friends wasn't easy, Karkat was totally against it, but at least not all the trolls knew.
It was safe for the humans and Kanaya to know but no one else. Karkat planned on not telling Sollux, but that somehow got slipped from the idiot's mouth. Sollux indeed did flip his shit, along with a nearby table- but that was alright, for that table landed on Eridan and broke its fall.
The fish fuck was okay, but that's not the point.
Karkat now had to sit through boring lectures on how to act like John. Honestly, John could pick better movies, instead of the shitty ones he watched. Karkat tried not to gag at the lack of rom-coms and emotion; did humans seriously not appreciate the culture of true movies?
He would have to teach John later on.
"Hey asshole, are you listening?"
Karkat snapped out of his daze and growled, the stupid teeth got in the way again, making yet another fuck up laugh. He didn't want to satisfy Dave the least bit, his screwing up of a simple growl made that even shittier than it was already.
"This is going to be hell of a fun lesson."
John couldn't be more confused than he had ever been than now; he had to learn all these... weird… language of the trolls and their culture... not to mention a few… embarrassing things he rather not talk about.
The most embarrassing thing was the troll body. He thought his dad was bad, but the way Sollux had to break it down, put his dad's 'talks' to shame.
"And thiith iith the bone bulge" Sollux pointed to the diagram on the computer screen. Sollux had offered some of Karkat's rom-coms, but Karkat would cull him if he knew he found his 'secret' stash under his bed.
"Sollux I think that's… Uh enough…Oh my fucking- turn that off!" John hid under a nearby desk, causing Sollux only to enjoy this more; but a bit of pity was there, maybe it was because it was Karkat's body and not John's, human was in. Damn, either way this wasn't good for him to feel this way, Karkat would cull him for that.
"Heheh, alriight thatth enough."
John slowly crept out after making sure it was clear.
A red tint covered his cheeks, making it all the laughable.
John sure regretted this.
Ugh... finally get to go with the plot some more. After the lessons the boys took on about themselves, its time for some mischief!
The next update is in 7Days.
Preview:
"AAAHH TEREZI STOP!" John quickly tried to break free, but got tackled to the floor.
Karkat stood on the side and laughed it all up. John finally is getting a taste of his own pranks, Karkat was a bit happy that he could use this human body to his advantage.
"Ooh Karkles you taste so... whats the flavor? I cant tell!"
John broke free long enough to glare at Karkat.
It was fucking on.
