Author Note:OK I know many people have a problem with Kenny/Kelly, but please don't let that stop you from reading this. Just skip the Kenny/Kelly parts and read the rest. Thank you!

Also I hope you all listened to Get Ready by The Temptations


"Think about it Wendy," Bebe said while walking to lunch with Her, "me slow dancing with Kyle, and Him holding me tightly in His arms."

Wendy smiled at Bebe as they entered the lunch room. Bebe was so much of a hopeless romantic. "Bebe come on Kyle pretty much hates you," She stated as they made their way to the lunch table they shared with Red and Heidi.

"I know but somehow he must feel the same way. I mean He must think of me as pretty," Bebe explained when they sat down at the table.At this point Heidi got into the conversation.

"So what are you guys talking about?" Heidi asked.

"Nothing much," Bebe told her. Only Wendy knew about her crush on Kyle. So she didn't really plan on telling the other girls about it any time soon. "I was just telling saying to Wendy that I can't wait for the dance."

Red smiled and jumped in, "I know right, I can't wait either."

"So who are you guys going to ask?" Wendy asked.

"Well we all know who'll ask, Wendy," Heidi said in a playful tone. Wendy smiled at Heidi and pretended to give a frown. Everyone knew that Wendy was dating Stan Marsh who, ironically, was Kyle's Best Friend. They had just gotten back together right after the List Incident. Bebe was a bit jealous that Wendy had the person she wanted for Her boyfriend, but also then she felt happy for Her.

I'll be getting the person I want very soon, Bebe thought, I have a plan

They all turned to the table were Stan was currently seated with Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny McCormick. Bebe could faintly heard them talking about the dance.

"Wonder who their going with," Heidi wonder out loud, "other than Stan of course," She finished giving Wendy a smirk, and Wendy responded with her own smirk.

"Well I'm going to ask Stan after lunch at his locker, as for the rest," Wendy gave a side glance over to Bebe,"Kyle should be taken by the end of today."

"Why would you say that?" Questioned Red.

"Oh just something I know. Someone will ask him," Wendy explained while Bebe let loose a tiny smile,"Kenny's a tough one though. I mean he's a pervert, he's smooth with girls, but I don't think I actually ever saw he talk to a girl, like he really liked her."

The other girls all nodded their heads. Kenny was biggest nine year old pervert anyone had ever met. So any girl that Kenny treated with any kind of respect and the girl she was OK with Kenny's behave was the one for him.

"So what about Cartman?" Heidi pushed Wendy on.

"Yeah right!" Red scoffed,"like Cartman's going to get a date, he's horrible!"

"That's not true!" Wendy interjected,"He's really a sweet guy once you get to know him."

There was silent, before Red asked,"are you just saying that because you kissed him?"

Wendy glared at her as she felt heat rush to her face. In the third grade, Wendy worked on a project with Cartman. During the project, Wendy gained pin up 'sexual' tension for him. While doing the presentation, She kissed Him in front everyone.Including Stan.Afterwards, of course, Wendy went back to Stan, and Cartman continued to tease her.Still, Wendy was very sensitive about the subject. It made Bebe feel a little guilty for telling Her to do it in the first place.

"Well," Bebe said, cutting into the thick tension in the air trying to stop the arugement brewing,"how's about we get our trays before lunch is over,Mm?"

"Yeah," Heidi said,while standing up,"let's go get our food."Wendy and Red looked at each other, and stood up without saying a word t each other.

Bebe turned to Heidi and mouthed a 'thank you'. Heidi winked a Her and they got in the lunch line.


"I'm so seriouslah you guys, I could get a date before any of you could," Cartman claimed.

He was boasting to his 'friends' about how he could get a girl to ask him to the dance before they could. Stan was watching and listening to him talk, but wan't really caring. Kenny was ignoring him all together and, was looking around the lunch.Kyle, on the other hand, had gotten in yet another argument with him on how he couldn't.

"You could not, Fatass. What girl would ask you in the first place!" Kyle told Him.

"A girl that loves buff looking men," Cartman said.

"Your not buff, your fat as fuck!" Kyle countered,"besides I could get a date WAY faster than you could!"

"Me, too Jew!"

"Oh yeah, how fast!"

"Faster than someone who killed her lord and savior!"

"Damn it Cartman! Stop-" Kyle began.

"Does anyone know who may ask them to the dance?" Kenny asked, cutting into the argument. Although it was amazing they could heard him with his muffled voice.

Cartman and Kyle stared at Him and thought on who. Stan blushed and smiled, which Kenny responded to by rolling his eyes. Everyone knew who was asking him. No need to ask, or for Stan to say anything.

"I don't Know," Kyle finally answered.

"Me neither," Cartman said.

"That's because no one is going to ask!" Kyle snapped. Cartman gave Kyle a dirty look, but did nothing and took a bite out of his third sandwich.

"So Kenny," Stan spoke up,"who do you think might ask you?"

"No one, I'm not going," Kenny said simply.

"What?! Why not!" Stan questioned.

Kenny shook his head,"nobody here that I like. I only want her." With that the other boys knew who he was speaking of.

Her name was Kelly and she was a girl Kenny had met in the third grade. Kenny loved her the moment he saw her. Sadly, Kelly lived on the other side of America. They kept in touch, but because of her location and the dance rules she couldn't attend the dance with Kenny.

"Oh come on, Kenny!" Kyle told Him, "If a girl does ask you to the dance, then hell dude go! She may be the girl you want to be going with, but a least you won't be looking dumb without a date."

Just like Cartman will be, Kyle thought with a mental smirk, but him decided to leave that part to Himself.

"Yeah Dude, and just think about how fun we'll have," Stan added.

"Plus I hear that at the they'll be having a least three tables full of food," Cartman included.

Kenny perked up the most to Cartman's remark. The Boys knew that at any event Kenny went to, he would take some food back for his family. Yes, some may think that was so very stereotypical of Him(Cartman), being poor and all.

But, hey, he and his family had to eat something, Right?

Kenny looked at all the faces of his friends before grinning widely,"You're right, you guys. Look at me, I'm being as emo as Stan." That statement of course earned him a glare from Stan. "If one of these chicks ask me out, I'm going to say yes on the fucking dot!"

"That's the spirit, Kenny!" Kyle congratulated.

"Yeah," Kenny agreed.

But still, Kenny thought, Kelly.


"Hi Stan," came a creamy voice from behind him.

Stan almost banged his head on the top of his locker ( damn bottom lockers) as he turned to become face-to-face with Wendy. When She smiled at Him, he felt his lunch leap in to his throat. Sensing this Wendy backed up a little, but kept her loving smile.

"Hey Wendy," Stan greeted her.

"So I was wondering.." Wendy began.

Yes, Stan smiled.

"If you would..."

Keep going

"Like to go.."

Almost there...

"With me to..."

Just a little bit more

"the Sadie Hawkins Dance," She finished. It was only a few seconds, but it felt like a year to Stan.

YES!!

"YES!" Stan exclaimed, but then realized how he sounded. He looked at Wendy, who no doubt had an amused look. He blushed and added "that sounds cool."

Smooth save, Marsh

"Great," She giggled, "It's a date then." She smiled and leaned in to kiss him on the cheek.

Stan saw this coming and also saw his lunch push Wendy back a good foot.

BLECH

"EW, Stan" Wendy wailed, while using her fingers to brush the puke out.

"Sorry, Wendy!" Stan apologized,"I really am!"

"It's OK, Stan, really it is," She reassured him, at last getting all of the vomit out.

I still want to kiss you though, Wendy thought, but maybe one day I will. Not just a cheek kiss, a real kiss.

"Well OK then," Stan finally said after being convinced.

Wendy grinned at him and asked,"walk with me to class?"

"Sure," Stan said feeling better.

Wendy stuck out her hand,"hold my hand?"

Her questioned was answered when Stan connected his fingers with hers. They both smiled and walked down the hall hand and hand.

At least I can hold his hand without him vomiting,Wendy thought as she looked at him, Although he does look a little green...

Don't puke! Don't puke! Don't puke!, Stan chanted in his head.

When they got to the classroom they let go of each others hand, much to the dismay of Stan. Wendy went to her seat where next to her Bebe seemed excited.

"So what are you so happy about," Wendy asked as she sat down.

Bebe turned to her with a smile,"I know how to ask Kyle to the dance!" She held up a white folded up paper.

"Oh come on Bebe," Wendy groaned,"you remember what happened the last time you sent him a note, Don't you?"

Bebe grimaced at what the last note of hers to him contained. In her last note to Kyle about how much she fancied his ass. But hell it was true, Kyle has a sweet ass.

Mm...Kyle's ass...,Bebe trailed off.

"Um..Bebe?" Wendy asked concerned. Bebe snapped out of her trance and blushed embarrassed.

"Oops sorry Wendy, and yes I remember! I was almost as embarrassed as Stan was having to read it out loud."

"Well what does the note say?"

"Enough," Bebe said, and that was she needed to."Here pass this to Kyle."

Wendy smirked while taking the note,"my that sounds familiar."

"Shut up," Bebe she told her simply,"you don't have to say anything, I wrote his name on the top. Just pass it to a desk in his direction, and he'll get it without your boyfriend looking gay in front of the class."

"Whatever, Bebe," Wendy said looking bored. She did as was told and tossed the note on Craig's desk. Like Bebe expected, Craig passed the note in Kyle's direction without saying a word. The letter continued down the row til it got to Stan.

For the love of GOD, Stan! Don't mess this up again!, Bebe screamed in her head.

Stan looked at the front of the letter, and silently passed it to Kyle next to him.

Yes!,Bebe relaxed, Now all I have to do is wait

And with that Bebe started reading her magazine.


"Hey dude, remember that note you passed to me in class?" Kyle asked Stan during Recess. He met them on the field where they played football with Craig and those Guys.

"Yeah?" Stan answered.

Kyle pulled the note out of his pocket,"well take a look at It."

Stan grabbed the letter from him read It:

Dear Kyle

I want to speak to you alone at recess. Meet me behind the school at the old tree.

I'll come up after I see your there first

Stan folded it up, and handed it back to Kyle.

"What's with the paper," Kenny asked.

"Some girl sent Kyle a letter asking to meet him behind the school," Stan explained for Kyle.

Although It was not seen behind Kenny's parka, they could tell Kenny was smiling wildly.

"EW! Kenny It's not like that," Kyle defended himself," I think she wants to ask me to the dance."

"Well that's good for you-" Stan started to tell Kyle.

"Wendy asked you didn't she." Kenny cornered him.

"How could you tell?"

"Your breath smells like shit," Kenny chuckled.

"Hey assholes," Cartman greeted in the 'usual' way as he came,"what are you talking 'bout."

Kyle gave a sly smile,"how I might be getting a date for the dance."

Cartman gave an emotionless face and only stated with,"What."

"yep, Fatass" Kyle took out the letter and wagged it in his face,"she sent a note."

Cartman snatched the note out Kyle's hands, and read it for proof."this a mistake. Who would ask you?! Who asks someone to meet up behind the school anyways?!"

Kenny could be heard muffling 'a freak' with another smile.

"I don't know, and maybe some quite and shy!"Kyle said ignoring Kenny with his satisfied smile still pasted on his face.

"Well Kyle then your in luck," Kenny cut in again,"the quite ones are the freaky ones!"

All three boys gave sick looks Kenny.

"Sick Kennah!" Cartman exclaimed,"just sick!"

"Well I'd better go meet this mystery girl, before she thinks I stood her up," Kyle said walking a way,"see you guys, later."

"See ya, Kyle," both Kenny and Stan said.

"Bye Jew," Cartman said before storming off in the different direction.

Kyle's little shit-eating grin only widen at this, and He headed for the back of the school.


Author Note:That's the longest thing I've ever written.Ever.

I hope no one was too OOC or any thing I hate it when I make them that way.

Well until next time

-TBC

Remember to listen to Get Ready by The Temptations if you haven't. Sorry to stress it but this is pretty much based on the song

Also I think It fits Kyle and Bebe perfectly!! XD