AN/:Well, I have one thing to say to you great and awesome readers...YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME FEEL GOOD WHEN I'M DOWN!

Thanks for giving so much feed back on the first chapter, I hope I stay on point to get more feed back on this story in the near future. Just so you know, I'm done with school, and my mom says I should take the year off. I agreed, but I will pass some of my focus into my music for the time being. This means that updates could be constant occurrences every week- SO DO NOT FEAR AS THE GREAT 23RD THREE TAILS IS HERE!

Anyways, I am still working out who should be in the harem, but an addition has now been made...

(Drum roll)...the correct answer to who is Jashin's cousin is none other then the infinite Dragon herself Ophis! And the winner is wizeron! He/she has chosen Tia Harribel to be apart of the harem, so here is the current list:

Fem Jashin, Touka(From Tokyo Ghoul), Anko, Tsunade(will go through a body change), Konan, Ophis from Highschool DxD and Tia Harribel.

The harem will be fully complete after the next two additions. After that, there will be no other additions made and the harem will be final. So if you guys have anyone in mind, you better decide now in the review box down there.

Anyways, this chapter should be A good long length so I hope you like the content, and please be a good person and keep the reviews coming. Even if it's constructive criticism, I would gladly take that as you can see, I have no beta reader. It's just me doing everything for myself

Opening Theme Song: abingdon boys school - HOWLING


Konohagakure No Sato: Forest of Death

Hiding in some bushes are the three young genin of team 10 also known as the famous InoShikaChou trio of Konohagakure. One of the three is from the Akamichi clan chewing and munching on some bag of chips nervously, the other being a young platinum blonde haired female Yamanaka shaking with worry but looking on at what was unfolding before in disappointment as she is seething in anger, and the other was a lazy Nara who secretly AND seriously wanted to be in any other place but here...but he knew very well that he would be getting the steel-frying pan to the face if he didn't take part in this exam.

"(grunt) Ino, we need to leave right now before they sense our chakra signatures and do god-knows-what to us. You know very well that even if we tried to help Sakura and Sasuke out, we would also be in a lot of danger, and you heard what they said. Their here to fight Sasuke and only Sasuke. They don't care about Sakura" said Shikamaru, with Chouji now closing the bag of chips(saving them for another time obviously) supported Shikamaru's suggestion...

"Yeah Ino. We don't even know that much Ninjutsu or any other field of offense right now to help save Sakura and Sasuke, not mention Naruto is nowhere to be scene meaning that he could have been...you know. Against these guys, were practically woopy cushions waiting to be sat on. You saw that Rock Lee kid fight them. They used some sort of sound Jutsu on him, and that Rock Lee kid is a chunin level genin according to what Asuma-sensei said-

"Will you cowards stop weaseling out of this! I know the both of you don't like Sasuke AND Sakura that much...and(grits teeth) So do I. Even though he is a total ass and Sakura is-...well you don't need me to tell you what her large over grown head is filled with, but they are still our fellow ninja, and you know the law we Konoha Ninja go by" said Ino getting a tired grunt from Shikamaru and a side glare from Chouji.

The event that unfolded before them is one Sakura Haruno trying her best to defend an unconscious Sasuke who was resting under a tree against three Sound genin who have just recently defeated and knocked out one Rock Lee of Team Gai. One of the sound Genin looked like a mummified boy with only his right eye visible with the other male having a very similar hairstyle to Konoha's Copy Ninja Kakashi Hatake, and the female of the group has very long raven hair wearing the same anbu pants as her teammates with senbon tucked between her fingers.

The mummified genin did a small stretch while saying "Well, that was something. Hopefully no one interferes again. Next time, I won't be so merciful".

Zaku snorted at what the mummified genin said, and took out a kunai from his pouch and threw it over to the tree that Sasuke was resting under, only to get knock away by a sloppy shuriken Sakura threw that 'mistakenly' killed a squirrel hidden in the bushes nearby...

"Alright! Enough with the Funny business you pink haired bimbo! You know what were here for, and it's that Uchiha dork sleeping like a baby under that tree...and is he sucking his thumb right now?...Never mind. If you don't let us threw and do what we came here to do, me and Dosu will probably consider putting a paper bag of that fat fucking head of yours, and have a little fifteen minutes of fame with those two wholes between your legs!".

"Ara ara, Zaku" said Kin "Are you sure it's a girl? That pretty much looks like a boy to me. More of an okama if you ask me".

"Zaku, Kin. We've wasted enough time trying to tell this genin to move away peacefully. I will take her out myself-

Before Dosu could finish what he had to say, a red swirl began to appear right in front of Sakura, then in mere seconds, a human figure started to morph into existence.

After a full 20 seconds of the sudden red swirl's appearance, the swirl was gone revealing the blonde Uzumaki hero himself Naruto Uzumaki with a completely different wardrobe that oddly seems a little Gothic due to the colors of the clothing.

His jumpsuit pants changed color from it's orange and blue to a straight black along with his shinobi sandals being black, and his jumpsuit jacket was gone along with his Konoha white T-shirt replaced by a white T-shirt adored with a black upside down star, and lastly is his konoha headband still tied around his forehead but he also has a small platinum braid chain around his neck and there appears to be two tattoos on the top part of his hands as his left hand has the kenji for 'Ying' and the other has the kenji for 'Yang'. His facial appearance is still the same, but his eyes however still hold it's shine but they now have a gloss black color instead of the ocean blue with three white rings inside the iris surrounding the pupil...

"Huh?...A wardrobe change? I didn't ask for this.(Shrugs) Ah well, that's how it works in fanfiction I guess" said Naruto as he gave a quick look over himself, and lifted up his shirt to see is torso was now fully ripped with a six pack and the seal around his belly button was still in place.

Team 10, who were still hiding in the bushes, all gaped and eye-widened at Naruto's new look, with Ino sporting a blush seeing Naruto's ripped abs and vessels appearing on all side of his arms...

"...Guys...What happened to Naruto?" said Chouji as his eyes were still a little eye widened at the sight of his fellow ramen loving comrade appearing out of nowhere dressed in some new clothing he has never seen him wear before. Shikamaru shook his head and said to his big boned friend "Chouji, as much as I hate doing this- and I really do, my guess is that Sakura and Sasuke must have left him behind somewhere for a very unreasonable idea or they probably ditched him since they really don't like him much. You know how much those two don't want him around. Besides, I heard Kakashi-sensei has been secretly training Naruto more properly then he trains Sasuke-

"...huh-uh(shakes head negatively)...that's not it. Can't you guys feel his chakra output and his Jounin level chakra? It's suffocating but soooooo soothing at the same time. And those tattoos on his hands, they have soooooo much chakra inside them, but it's like the chakra inside of them are oddly a broken down version of it. Plus...those abs" said Ino, getting a sweatdrop from Chouji who took out his bag of chips and continued eating, while Shikamaru thought of saying something smart, but settled for sighing and spoke to his two teammates as he said "...This is such a drag".

Back with the sound team and team 7, the three sound genin eye widened at Naruto's sudden appearance, but they soon became overwhelmed with anger at his ignorance of the situation he is currently in-

"NARUTO-BAKAAAAA! WHERE THE HELL OF YOU BEEN?!" was what Sakura screeched, making Naruto look up to see the three sound genin glaring daggers at him releasing all the killing intent they have, then looked behind him to see Sakura standing there, flaying her arms around like a headless chicken while screaming loudly at the top of her lungs with a small blood vessel appearing at the very center of her over sized forehead...

"...(grunts)Whoruno, I would say it's nice to meet you, but I'd be lying to myself if I did. Now, do us all a favor and shut...the fuck...up for once in your life before more enemy genin come by over here for your fat foreheaded ass and make the situation more worse then it already is".

"..."

"..."

"..."

Sakura was frozen at Naruto's statement, but chose to disobey the favor she was asked and was about to open her mouth and speak when-

PUNT!

-She got an elbow to the head by Naruto's right arm, sending her flying way back into the tree that Sasuke was resting under. The three Sound genin gasped at this blonde literally elbowing his own teammate, but Zaku snapped out his shock and grinned as he said to Naruto "And who the hell are you?! Are you this green little monster's teammate or something?(kicks Lee's face)".

"Zaku, just hold on a minute" said Dosu as he took a step forward and said to Naruto "You...you're the Uzumaki Orochimaru-sama told us to be wary of. You need to be dealt with before you cause any more problems for our mission".

Naruto raised an eyebrow at Dosu, then his expression gained a fox-like grin right before he suddenly vanished into thin air, causing all three genins to freeze up at what happened to the blonde before them but started to look around frantically for where Naruto could be.

"H-hey Dosu, how about we just kill the Uchiha now. The kid must have bailed as soon as he realized he can't take us all on!".

"No, Zaku! Orochimaru taught me this seal that I should use on the Uzumaki if he is to use 'that' against us. We need to take care of him imme-

Before Dosu could finish, he sensed Naruto's presence very close to Kin, and looked to see him bent on one knee right behind her with the index fingers of his hands being coated in white wind chakra. He poked the raven haired sound girl right in the anus, and she immediately screamed in pain as she flew straight up into the sky and came down fast flat.

Before she could fall to the ground, Naruto raised his right hand to Dosu's direction, and the girl flew right at him in blinding speeds knocking the air right out of the mummified genin who was pushed back by Kin being thrown at him by some sort of invisible force.

The very trees behind Dosu where also blown away along with a small medium sized crater appearing right where the trees were. Zaku, along with team 10 all eye widened with their jaws opening wide in shock of what Naruto just did, and became even more shocked when they sensed the high amount of chakra Naruto used in whatever technique he used on Kin and Dosu along with the destruction the jutsu caused.

"Ugh! I guess I need to do chakra control exercises again. But whatever, I can't complain at using that jutsu. Now then, let's see if I can...".

Naruto looked at the kenji on his left hand and in a quick second it glowed white as a long katana blade with a green handle and diamond shaped guard appeared right before him, then grabbed it with his right hand. He glanced at the blade, then looked over to a frightened Zaku and said to him...

"Oi! You with Kakashi-sensei's gravity-fucking-defying hair. You know a lot of wind Jutsu right?...right?...HEY I'M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU, YOU LITTLE CUNT!".

Zaku jumped at Naruto sudden yelling, and flinched at the killing intent-infused glare he got from the blonde and replied hesitantly "Y-yeah. W-what's it to you?".

"I know a few techniques in the book of wind style and fire style combination Jutsu, and I wanna used this S-ranked jutsu I can use with this sword right now! You wanna be a my guinea pig to see just how awesome it is?(grins)"

"W-what?" said Zaku as he slowly backed a way in fear of the killing intent being forced upon him but he didn't have the chance to run as Naruto gave him a look indifference and said "Too late".

The sword was suddenly coated in red and black swirling flames, and Naruto pointed the sword right at Zaku as he said...

"Uzumaki style: Dance of the fire Whirlpool".

The flames flew straight at Zaku in the form of a swirl with the black and red flames chasing each other and consumed the now screaming genin as the swirling flames flew straight into the air with him.

In a matter of seconds, the flames were gone, and Zaku came back crashing down onto the ground making a small crater where he landed. His clothes and skin were burnt with his hair now being gone leaving him bald.

By now, team ten could be seen with their eyes looking as if they would pop out from their sockets at any given second or their irises and pupils would soon become none existent.

"(Deadpan)I didn't even use that much chakra on that jutsu. Meh!(shrugs) My chakra control isn't as good as it used to be anymore...(sigh)Thank yoooooou~ Jashin!(grunts)" said Naruto as he discarded the sword like it was nothing, then just as he was about to walk up to Sakura, he looked up to see Sasuke now walking out of the tree he was under with flame-like marks covering most of his body and purple-colored chakra seems to be coating his entire form. The last Uchiha raised his hands up to his face chuckling darkly to himself as he said...

"Now this...this is the power I have so long awaited for. With this power, I can accomplish anything, and nothing can touch me!". He quickly scanned the area to see a lot of trees have been cleaved right off the ground with a massive crater that has two unconscious sound genin in it.

Then he saw the burnt and naked dead body of another sound genin laying on the ground with smoke coming from his wounds. He turned again to see the unconscious form of his female teammate laying on the ground with her forehead bleeding, then his sharingan-blazing eyes landed on the one person he secretly despised the most in the Village, then smirked as he said...

"Dobe...I see you have survived that attack Orochimaru did to you, and I can see you finally discarded those kill-me-now clothes of yours that have disgraced my presence as an a Uchiha...Hn! A change of clothes and some tattoos won't help you now as you were, are, and will always be weak. You will always kiss the ground I walk upon, and now that I am far stronger then I ever was, I have finally reached my potential!

No matter who trains you or what you do to become stronger then you are now, you will never be able to match my level of power...as this...(smirks) Is the full might of the Uchiha clan. A clan that exceeds all clans in existence. But you wouldn't know that, as you're nothing but a clan-less lost cause that doesn't even know it's parents! Your mere existence is the most pathetic kind to ever walk this Earth!".

By now, Sasuke expected Naruto to implode with anger and rage and come rushing to him hoping to shut him up and fail badly, but he slightly eye widened to see Naruto talking to Ino Yamanaka and Shikamaru in a casual fashion as if he didn't here anypthing Sasuke said, or he rather ignored him all together.

The blonde finally turned to Sasuke with a deadpan and spoke in monotone voice...

"Oi, you done with the monologue? We need to get moving quickly. Your banshee bitch over there needs medical attention from the injury I-

"YOU BASTARD! YOU DARE IGNORE AN UCHIHA?! I WILL-

"Ugh...Maybe I should just do Kakashi-sensei a favor and seal up that stupid Hickey before you go 'mad with power' and do something I'm gonna regret from letting you do later".

Naruto raised his right hand to Sasuke, and by some sort of invisible force, Sasuke was pulled forward towards Naruto, then stopped as his neck was captured by Naruto's hand and gasped for breath as the choke hold Naruto had on him was taking every last inch of breath he had.

Gold chains erupted from Naruto's back and held Sasuke by his wrists and ankles holding him in place as he released his grip on Sasuke's neck, then made a high number of handsigns in blinding speeds Sasuke couldn't see nor could Chouji, Ino & Shikamaru see them either.

Stopping at the horse hand sign, Naruto placed his left hand on the curse seal Sasuke had on the left side of his neck then whispered...

"Sealing technique: Serial prison level 2"

At this, Sasuke clenches his eyes shut as his body shook violently from the pain as the flame-like marks retracted back into the curse seal fast, and the brooding duck butt haired Uchiha made a girl-like scream from the sheer pain he felt from the sealing technique used on him by Naruto along with the great lose of the venomous power he had for the short few seconds he felt retract back into the curse seal.

After a full minute of screaming and shaking a lot, Sasuke was now unconscious and fell on his back hard as soon as the gold chains retracted back into Naruto's back.

Ino, along with Shikamaru and Chouji who were watching the whole event of Sasuke loosing all the fowl and sinister power he had simply vanish from Naruto's doing, looked at their blond comrade in shock and slight worry as she said to him "N-Naruto..I might not have really known you that well, but what you have just done isn't exactly normal for a genin like you or any of us.

Even if you get training from one of Konohagakure's best Jounin, you don't do that sort of stuff and you just did fuuinjutsu which is something a Konoha genin could never even do no matter how high your reserves are...just what happened to you when Sakura and Sasuke left you behind for dead?"

Naruto gained his trade mark grin, and replied to Ino "Well, as much as I want to AND would love to explain it to you, I don't know how I can. Let's just say, I found some long lost treasure that was buried somewhere here in the forest of death...Treasure that just might change my luck for a while before things begin to spiral out of control like they always do.

Now like I said, you three better not mention a single word about what you just saw here. And take this". Naruto took out a scroll from his pocket and handed it to Ino as he continued "This should sweeten the deal. You guys need an Earth scroll right?"

"Yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaah..." said Shikamaru "We do. But when do you plan to tell everyone about this? When you get to the tower, you do know that Sakura will tell, or actually scream to everyone that you hit her, and you're gonna be drilled with questions about the fuuinjutsu seal you just placed on Sasuke".

"Don't worry about when I tell them, Shika-san. Everyone will see how I've changed when I decide I want them to know. Now scram. Tenten-san's team will be here any moment now, and you don't want to be asked troublesome questions, do you?" said Naruto, getting a negative shook of the head from Shikamaru as team 10 left immediately with Naruto sending a wink at Ino who almost tripped in her tree-hopping before regaining her balance.

As soon as they left, the kenji on Naruto right hand glowed and the two kenji's on both of his hands vanished from sight with his eyes changing into his previous blue.

Without making a handsign or shouting the phrase, two shadow clones popped into existence and picked up the unconscious forms of Naruto's teammates, and were about to leave but stopped when a tired Tenten and slightly frustrated Neji appeared from the top of a tree just in front of Naruto.

"Heh!(Grins) I was wondering when you two would show up" said Naruto has he eye smiled and greeted Tenten and Neji with the wave of the hand to which Tenten waved back but stopped to looked at Naruto's change of clothes for a second. The two genins hopped off the tree and Tenten said to Naruto once she landed "What exactly happened here? And what happened to Sasuke and Sakura...Are those the kids that attacked Kabuto-san back at the Academy?"

"Hai" Naruto answered "We haven't been fairing very well since we got here. We were first attacked by this genin who turned out to be some S-ranked Nuke Nin and I got separated from these two when he attacked us. Sasuke received some sort of hickey from the creepy nuke Nin. After that, I really don't know what happened to them. I just arrived to find them unconscious with those three genins dead or unconscious I think. I'm guessing Sasuke killed that one with a strong fire style jutsu since that's one of his Affinities".

Neji, who didn't buy anything Naruto said, narrowed his pale Byakugan eyes and said to Naruto while walking up to him...

"You appear to have some sort of genjutsu cloaking your entire figure, Uzumaki-san. But I do not care as that is your concern and not mine. We are here for Lee and that is all. Although next time we cross paths, we will engage in battle for your scroll whether your teammates are conscious to battle or not".

Tenten sighed at Neji's behavior, and picked up the sleeping form of Lee on to her shoulders...

"For what's worth, I hope you survive this round, Naruto-san. If you are looking for a heaven scroll, we saw-

"Tenten! We are not helping anyone in this part of the exams, even if they are Konoha ninja!" said Nenji with Tenten eye-rolling at her teammate's glare, but followed suit as Neji hopped off north leaving Naruto and his clones behind.

"Well that better then I expected. You two! We need to get to the nearest cave and take a quick rest for bit. I need to do a memory erasing jutsu on them to make sure they don't go yelling to the council that I hurt them OR I have some sort of new power and Jutsu that I don't deserve and needs to be handed over to Sasugay.

The last thing I need is for those two to make my time here more unbearable then it already is" said Naruto, getting a nod from the two clones. With that said, Naruto hopped out of the area in search of a place to rest and hide with the two clones following behind...

A Day Later: Afternoon

"That should do it. Minus one problem...for now at least" said Naruto.

The team of three were currently sitting inside an open cave with Sakura and Sasuke still unconscious with seal arrays that were written on their foreheads flashing white before they vanished leaving no trace of ink on their skin. Both Sasuke and Sakura slowly opened their eyes to see Naruto sitting near a fire eating fried fish, and Sakura quickly got up as she pointed at Naruto and once again screeched...

"NARUTO-BAKAAAAAA! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!".

"You weren't supposed to survive that attack by the snake ninja, Dobe. I saw you get blown away like the pathetic waste of space you are" said Sasuke with a smug look on his face, but he did not getting any reaction from Naruto who replied as he finished his fish...

"(Swallows food)You're right. I was blown away, but I didn't die from a simple C-ranked Wind jutsu. I safely landed on my back and then I had to wake up and fight my way out of a big hungry snake before it would digest me whole.

After that, I tried finding you two, but I somehow couldn't sense Sasuke's chakra signature as it changed for a short while, and obviously Sakura's chakra signature is non-existent. I did however find both a Heaven and Earth scroll on my way to finding you two sleeping out in the open like pieces of meat waiting to be devoured by the predators of this forest".

"THAT'S A LIE NARUTO-BAKA! Sasuke-kun must have slipped those scrolls into your pocket before he had to fight that creepy snake man. He must have got us both into this cave to save me from the danger of this forest and protect me from the other genin that wanted to take me away from him!(hearts in eyes)" said Sakura, getting a large sweat drop from Naruto who thought to himself 'I'm beginning to think Fangirls are an entire different species to humans if she actually believes all that crap'.

Sasuke stood up from where he was resting and spoke to his teammates...

"Since we have both scrolls, we need to head to the tower immediately without attracting any attention to the other genin out there. I don't want to spend another second in this disgusting forest any longer then I already need to".

Sakura, being the person she is, formed hearts in eyes again as she squealed in delight of hearing Sasuke speak, but the mood vanished as soon as Naruto responded to Sasuke's statement...

"By the way. That hickey on your neck needs to get checked out by the sandaime whether you like it or not. When we get there, I don't wanna be anywhere near the both of you until we are ordered to. Now let's move already. I don't want to save your constipated asses again".

-X-

Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke luckily arrived without any trouble on the way, and they were now standing in front of what appears to be two large hands forming a ninja sign.

"I think we should open the scrolls now since the rule was to never open the scrolls until we arrive at the tower" said Naruto as he took out the scrolls but was stopped by Sakura who said to him "And you said we should listen to you, Naruto-baka?! Sasuke-kun is the smartest in our team so he should decide what we should do!".

Naruto was about to speak, but stopped himself then tossed the scrolls to Sasuke who caught them, then unrolled both of the scrolls at the same time. The scrolls flashed white, and Sasuke quickly threw the scrolls to the ground-

POOF!

Iruka Umino, dressed in the standard chunin attire with his hair tied into a pineapple fashion, appeared from a cloud of smoke and looked to see Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke standing before him causing him to smile as he said to the team of three "Congratulations, Team 7! You have passed the second stage of the chunin exams, and you somehow don't appear to be having any injuries or casualties at all! I'm very proud of you three".

"Ano, Iruka-sensei, we were attacked by some genin who turns out to be the S-rank missing-

"Shut up dobe!"

"...as I was saying, the S-ranked missing ninja of Konoha also known to be one of the three Sanin, Orochimaru.

I don't really know what happened since I got separated from the team when he attacked us with a wind style jutsu, but Sasuke appears to have the same mark Anko Mitarashi has" said Naruto getting a heated glare from both Sasuke and Sakura which he easily ignored, and Iruka eye widened at what Naruto told him but soon changed his expression of shock to seriousness as he replied...

"This a serious matter that needs to be reported to the Hokage as soon as possible. Sasuke, you will come with me as that seal on your neck needs to be checked if it is what it is. Naruto, Sakura, the two of you can head on upstairs and pick out whatever rooms you want. You have the rest of the four days to rest and relax before the Hokage calls everyone to the arena for an announcement".

Before Sasuke could refuse, Iruka placed his right hand on Sasuke's shoulder, then the both of them left in a puff of smoke. Sakura turned to Naruto only to see he already left without even saying word, and screamed in anger of her blond teammate ruining her chances of sharing a bed with her precious Sasuke-kun so that she could help him recover from getting such a 'nasty hickey from that evil little snake man as it was all Naruto's fault that Sasuke has it'.

Back with Jashin

"Okay! I cleaned up some of the parts of the temple, updated the library, refurnished the supplies, made all sort of clothes for my master and I finally washed all my clothes!...Now, what should I do?".

Here we find the Goddess of Blood and Destruction standing in a gold-plated tiled kitchen dressed in a white dress with a black neck collar around her neck(AN/: The dress and collar in the cover) still not wearing any shoes whatsoever, and tapped her chin with the index finger of her right hand as she began to think of something to do.

Her red pupiless orbs widened in delight as an idea came to her mind and said out loud to herself "I know what to do! I should call my cousin! I need to make arrangements of when I can get the temple out of this shit hole, and now is the best time since I know she really isn't doing anything with herself...(deadpan)actually that bitch never does anything. All she ever does is wonder about in that damn infinite dimension Kaa-chan made for her and complains that Big Red has taken away the 'silence' she so rightfully deserves and needs(sweat drop). I have got to get that bitch a hobby before she turns into a mindless robot or something".

With that said, Jahsin bit her thumb and began to write all sorts of different symbols in a circle with an 8-pointed star in the center of the room. Once she was done, she took a step back just as soon as the drawings flashed white with a blinding light appearing as the kitchen began to shake slightly.

The light disappeared showing a cute little girl having the same height as Jashin and this girl has long black hair reaching down her hips and gorgeous grey eyes that complements her Gothic Lolita clothing. The girl first had a look of confusion on her face, but it soon changed when she spotted a crazy-grinning Jashin standing before her causing her expression to change to one of boredom as she spoke with a monotone voice...

"Jashin, my faaaaaa~vorite cousin. It's sooo nice to see you after the past four thousand years I saw you. Hoooooow have you bee-

The girl was interrupted by Jashin who ran up to her and hugged her warmly as Jashin wrapped arms around the gothic loli's neck and said...

"Ophy! I missed you soooooo much! You have now idea what happened to me! Come, I must tell you everything from the start, and tell you some good news!".

Without even bothering to fight or struggle, the little girl known as Ophis allowed herself to be dragged into another room while still having a look of boredom across her face which Jashin saw but either didn't mind it or ignored it as she was too ecstatic from being reunited with her cousin Ophis.

Some time later

"...-and that's all of it. Crazy stuff, right? But hey, at least I finally have a master I can happily serve, and I know Kaa-sama and Tou-chan couldn't be happier too!".

Jashin and Ophis where now sitting inside a room that has the same gold tiles of the kitchen but white walls with a white sealing that has the symbol of the Uzumaki clan in red paint. The room only has a chandler that is lit with white candles and a small royal carpet that both Ophis and Jashin were seating on as the both of them were drinking black tea in small black tea-cups. Ophis took a sip of her tea then placed the cup on it's saucer as she spoke to her grey haired cousin...

"It really is quite the story that is impossible to believe, but at the same time, it's not that hard to understand why your mother chose to keep you hidden from your half-brothers. Unfortunately though, the sage already knows about you Ja-chan". Jashin slightly eye widened at this as she responded to Ophis' statement "Really? How did he know? You didn't tell him, did you?"

"No" said Ophis "While you were sleeping, a lot of things have happened in Heaven and Hell and other dimensions linked to all the worlds of humanity. For starters, your mother's chosen second, Genryusai Shikeguni Yamamoto, came into power and claimed the tittle has the Christian God who will rule the Heavens of this world along with the others too.

Your chosen second, Tia Harribel, also did the same as she became the Queen Deity of the underworld and ruler of the nine rings of hell, but however, a lot of things began to unfold. Factions were created, a war started and was seized when she got sealed into a prison dimension made by the current christian God Yamamoto, and now Hell has become more of a place over populated with what is called 'clans' in this world.

Your many worshipers went into hiding after Harribel got sealed away. Your son Alucard has disappeared, and Yamamoto has been trying to find all your worshipers and have them executed with the use of your father's holy chains ever since. When he came into contact with your brother Hagoromo, he told him everything about you and asked for his aid in the hopes that once you are to wake up from your slumber and be found, Hagoromo will be the one to help him in sealing you into that dimension where 'she' is".

"...Hm!...Oooookay! Clearly I have been missing out on a lot of shit.(sigh) And after all this time I tried to warn Kaa-sama about Yama-baka, she still wouldn't listen to me. Now, a literal hot-headed little boy with a long grey beard who thinks his the wisest man in all existence & always knows best is running my precious mother's afterlife and claims my father's honorable tittle which doesn't belong to him.

Not only that but he did other fucked up shit that wasn't even supposed to happen, AND I have my stupid otouto to worry about since Yamamoto has already told him who I am, what I do and what kind of a threat I am to humanity...I really did miss out...Say, Ophy-chan, do you currently know where my otouto could be?".

Ophis shook her head and replied "His location is non-existent as he has been time traveling through people who bare chakra from time to time. He has been searching for you for the past one thousand years and I hear he still hasn't found you, but I still don't know why he wants to find you. Your master...what did you say his name was?"

"Naruto. Naruto Uzumaki. Why do you ask?" said Jashin noticing a slight change of expression on Ophis' face that quickly vanished before it changed back to a stoic expression...

"Your master is a very important person in this world, and because of the fact that he discovered you it means a high number of things are about to change...in your favor of course. By the way, why did you summon me?".

"(Eye widens and slaps forehead) Ugh! Old age is really starting to mess with me here- Anyway! I sort of need your help to get this temple out of it's current location.

Kaa-sama buried me and the temple 60 feet into the ground to make sure no one like Hagoromo, Hamura, or the other Otsutsuki members would find me and her belongings.

My master, who is now the rightful owner of this temple, has no apparent place to live in that could suit him perfectly so I am planning on getting this temple out of here and in a clear space that he can gladly get to instead of always having to teleport himself into this stupid deep hole. Of course a favor comes with another favor sooooooo~ go ahead and name your price, cousin!".

Ophis kept silent for a minute as she gained a thoughtful expression, causing Jashin to raise an eye-brow in wonder of what Ophis was thinking of as she thought to herself...

'The last time she called me for a favor, it was to massacre the dragon hunters that invaded her dimension. I really don't know how Red got in there in the first place, but I doubt whatever she's going to ask is about getting Red out of the dimension'.

"Your master is a person I have been watching ever since he was born. I have grown...quite attached to him as he is the only thing, putting aside you, that could make me feel emotions again. The favor I ask of you is that you allow me to be apart of his life as one of his wives or slaves if he chooses so, and I shall promise to leave the dimension to Red and stay by Uzumaki-kun's side just as you will do so Ja-chan.

I understand that your mother will now be watching over him and protecting him from beyond her prison until 'that time' comes? Well, I will go to the Devil faction and fallen angel faction to tell them that you have awakened and you have a permanent master who you shall lovingly serve, and of course make sure that they never let a single angel or soul know about this as that would cause worse problems for him and this world. The leader of the fallen angels will send two of his solders to help guard and protect Uzumaki-kun for a short time, and I know the Gremory family will try their best to contact their heiress to find you as soon as possible".

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"...Well...you have definitely caught me by surprise with this one...This definitely is the most surprising thing I have ever heard in my time".

Jashin tried to read Ophis' eyes and body language to see if she was only joking about the favor she is asking her, and found nothing leading the grey haired loli Goddess to believe that Ophis is being completely honest on the favor.

Jashin kept quiet for a short while, then spoke again with a smirk planted on her face with her eyes glistening from the fire of the candles...

"I shall do you the favor you so humbly ask for, Ophy-chan. But remember that there are no take backs once I do you this favor(narrows eyes)".

"I am fully aware of that as I hold no second thoughts over the favor. Now, what are you planning to do about Yamamoto and your half-brother Hagoromo? The Angels I know you can manage easily, but those two are extremely problematic, even for the likes of you Ja-chan. If word gets out about Uzumaki-kun being your master and care-taker, there is no telling what they will do to him in order to get to you.

Tia is sealed in a dimension I can't seem to find meaning she is mostly likely in the same place she is in, but I will restart my search for her as soon as I can if you allow me to" said Ophis. Jashin's smirk only widened more as she said to Ophis...

"I already have something planned for those two. You just let me deal with them on my own for now, couz. Go ahead and get Tia-chan out of whatever prison she's in. A kingdom without a ruler is a Rodeo, and a Rodeo implies a house of madness. I can tolerate destruction, but chaos is one thing I don't need in my afterlife"...

To Be continued

Ending Theme Song: Vacuum Hollow – Rainbow


AN/: Believe me when I say I really wanted to make a longer chapter but I could not as it is night time right now and I am really starting to fall asleep fast. So please remember to stay cool, be cool, look and keep it cool for me.

Jashin: And remember, destruction is always fun!