Vivian: Yay chapter two is up!

Gakupo: You update kinda fast…

Vivian: Lies! I like never update anything…Ever!

Luka: I know! I mean seriously Vivi what happened to 'What If I Don't Want To 'Just Be Friends'?

Gakupo: Yeah what happened I was starting to enjoy the cheesy romance scenes!

Vivian: I got lazy…Anyways Gumi what time is it?

Gumi: Adventure Time!

Vivian: Wrong! Disclaimer time.

Gumi: Awwwww. Vivian/AkumaRin does not own VOCALOID or Alice In Wonderland! All she owns is her own writing and Vivian.

Chapter 2

The King and Queen

Enter Vivian

"My love Alice and her army are attacking from the east, shall we run?" Akaito said, but right now he wasn't Akaito, right now he was The Red King and I was his queen.

I had been so lost in his deep, entrancing voice that I forgot where I was on the page. "Where are we?" I whispered to Gakupo quickly. He pointed to my line and I gave him my 'Thank you very much, I'll be sure to return the favor' smile before saying "My Dear we knew from the start that we were to fall here, therefore running is utterly pointless." I read with as much emotion as I could muster.

"Then what shall we do until we are killed in this bloodbath?" Akaito asked. I never knew he was such a great actor! To be honest I was quite pleasantly surprised! Ugh, the old English speech is even infiltrating my thoughts now!

I moved my blue fingernail down the page to my next line. "Perhaps we should paint the roses white, just like they used to be…" I said.

Akaito smiled. "I see, so you want to return things to the way they once were. Then we will paint the roses white!" He announced.

"Alright, very good you two! Now it's your scene!" She said pointing to Luka and Gakupo. This was going to be good.

Enter Gakupo

I looked down at the page only to see even more stupid twelve point, Times New Roman text. "Are you kidding me? How long is this thing?" I asked.

"Stop complaining it's only like five hundred pages!" Gumi said before whapping me on the head with a rolled up script.

"Ow!" I exclaimed before sighing and turning to Luka. "Alice we will reach the castle soon." I informed her.

Luka didn't say anything at all. "What, can you not find your line?" I asked. Still no response from Luka, but Vivian was giggling now. "What's so funny, Vivian?" I asked.

She smiled and pointed a long, light blue fingernail in Luka's direction. "She's asleep." She said.

"What! How the hell is she asleep? I mean she's kinda standing up ya know!" I exclaimed.

Vivian just giggled even more at my reaction. When she had finally stopped laughing she managed to say "I thought you knew she could sleep while standing." She said.

"Obviously not." I muttered before walking over to Luka and poking her forehead. "Hey. Hey! Luka wake up!" I said.

"I doubt that's even gonna make her stir." Vivian said.

"Then what will?" I asked because I had been promised a kiss scene and I wanted it now!

I watched silently and Vivian came up to me. "May I please see your hands?" She asked politely. I held them out to her and she took them both and placed them on Luka's breasts. "Now squeeze~" She said with a smile.

Even though I knew I was going to end up getting killed by Luka I squeezed them and for about half a millisecond I was in heaven, what happened after that half a millisecond you ask, Luka woke up and slapped me as hard as she possibly could. "Geeze Luka you hit like a guy!" I told her while rubbing my now red cheek.

"What the hell you pervert! And at least I don't hit like a girl!" She screamed. Okay so maybe I was kinda weak, but who needs strength when you've got money, power and looks? Not me~

"It's not my fault! Vivian told me to because we couldn't wake you up by shouting or poking you!" I told her.

Luka glared at Vivian. "Some friend you are." She said.

"Sorry Luka, but it's six and everyone just wants to go home so we needed you to wake up and go through the final scene." Vivian said calmly.

"….." Great now Luka wasn't even going to talk to anyone! Just as I thought that she turned to me. "Hey Eggplant face where are we?" She asked.

"Your first line on page 455." I told her.

She skimmed the page until she found it and read "Alright, make sure everyone is prepared for battle by the time we get there." She hadn't even bothered to put any emotion into her voice. I saw Gumi scowl at Luka's lack of emotion and that made me smile.

"Understood Miss." I read before turning to walk away.

"Hey Eggplant face what are you doing?" Luka asked when she saw what I was doing.

"Following the stage cues." I told her before continuing towards the door.

"Well in that case I'm going to follow my stage cues as well and exit stage right!" Vivian said before grabbing her bag and running out the door. I followed her out and the rest of the cast and crew left soon after we had made our exit leaving poor Gumi to sulk all by her lonesome in the now empty classroom.

I made a quick stop by the detention room to explain to Kiyoteru why I wasn't in detention today and he said he would let me off the hook since it was late and he wanted to go home.

Honestly I hadn't realized it was as late as it was so I wasn't expecting any of my classmates to be outside, but to my surprise Vivian was standing alone outside looking like she was waiting for someone. When she saw me she smiled and waved slightly before walking towards me.

I took a quick look around to see if Luka was outside or one of her other friends, but I was the only one. "Hey Vivi, what are you doing out here?" I asked her.

"Hmm, oh, well I was waiting for you." She said. I almost cried tears of joy when she said that, even though I had a fan club and was the most popular boy in the school no one had ever waited for me before.

I wasn't sure what to say now so I just asked her "Why where you waiting for me?" I was hoping it was because she was going to confess her undying love for me because although I would never go out with her Vivian would make a really cute fangirl!

"I needed to ask you something." She said. "Well two things actually."

"Okay first question." I said.

"Will you walk home with me today?" "First answer."

"Sure." I said cheerfully. "Second question."

"What do guys like in a girl?" She asked. W-wait was she blushing? Did she really like me?

"W-why do you ask?" I questioned. Damn I stuttered!

"Well um there's this guy I like and I really want him to like me too so I thought that if I asked a guy what guys like in a girl then maybe that guy will like me if I do all those things." She said while pressing her index fingers together.

"W-well guys like things like big breasts and skinny girls, oh and homemade stuff like lunches or cookies. Oh, and walking home together or when their girlfriend waits for them so they can walk home together." I told her. "S-so, umm who's the lucky guy?" I really wanted to know if it was me or not.

"B-but I'm flat and I'm not skinny and I can't cook!" She said. I noticed tears pooling in her eyes. Whoever it was she really, really liked him. I quickly wiped the tears away with my thumb and pulled her into a hug. "So what if you're flat? He might have a fetish and besides they aren't that small! And don't say you're not skinny, you're a freaking twig! Don't worry about cooking it's challenging and not everyone can do it." I assured her. "Now tell me who it is that you like."

"I, er, I like A- I LIKE AKAITO-KUN!" She shouted. Okay now I wanted to cry, why God, why I wanted another damn fangirl! Wait that's weird, Vivi and I have been friends since we were little besides I like Luka not Vivi!

I chuckled. "Well it's pretty obvious." I admitted. So that's why she lost her place earlier at practice!

Enter Akaito

Just as I walked outside I heard someone yell 'I like Akaito-kun.' Wow this is turning out to be such a normal day! I didn't really care who it was, I mean if they stepped up to ask me out then I would just turn them down…Well unless it was Vivian…She was so cute!

None the less I wanted to see who it was, I think I would be pretty happy if it was that bitch Akita Neru. I hate her soo much so turning her down and crushing her dreams of ever being with me would be fun!

Just as I was thinking of how I would tell Neru that I didn't want to go out with her my blue haired brother smiled and said "Wow Akaito you're so lucky that so many girls like you! I think even Meiko likes you…." After saying that he looked kinda depressed.

"Meiko, no way! I think she's had her sites set on you all year." I told him. And for once it wasn't a lie!

Kaito smiled. "Yeah, right." He said as we approached Gakupo Kamui and who looked to be Akita Neru hugging.

"I only have eyes for Luka-chan." I mocked.

Gakupo quickly let the girl go, and this girl defiantly wasn't Akita Neru, it was Vivian! "It's not what you this!" He exclaimed. I looked at Vivian for reassurance and noticed that her cheeks were stained with tears and her eyes were as red as my hair which was pretty red. She gave a quick nod.

I walked over to her and pulled her into a hug. "Are you okay? Why are you crying?" I asked in a warm tone.

"B-because I'm not good enough for you!" She said before she burst out sobbing. "I-I mean I don't have big breasts and I'm not skinny and I can't even cook!" She said through her sobs.

I chuckled, for some reason I didn't care about any of the things Vivian mentioned, in my opinion she was perfect exactly how she was. "I don't care about any of those things Vivi all I want is to be with you." I told her before hugging her tighter.

"R-really you don't care? I-I'm so relived! I want to be with you too." She said. I could tell the tears had stopped and that she was blushing now.

I let her go. "Well then we're officially going out now! Okay?" I told her. She smiled and nodded. "And since we're going out I think it's my duty to walk you home." I said. She smiled again.

"Alright. Let's go then." She said before taking my hand. I saw her wave to Gakupo. "See ya at home bro!" I told Kaito.

Enter Kaito

Damn it why does Akaito always get all the girls I mean I don't care about Vivian, but Meiko was supposed to be mine! I hate you Akaito! I hate you soooo much for stealing all the good women in this damn school! It's not fair!

In the middle of my rant someone interrupted me. "Hey class pres you wanna walk home together?" Mr. Popular asked. Hey maybe if I did walk with him I would become popular and all the girls (including Meiko) would like me and not Akaito!

"Oh, sure we live close to each other, don't we?" I said calmly.

"Yeah, we do. We actually live next to each other." He said before flinging his school bag over his shoulder.

I tried to do the cool fling your bag over your shoulder and look like a sexy beast thing too, but only my bag wasn't shut so all my books and papers spilt out. Damn you cool fling your bag over your shoulder and look like a sexy beast thing! I hate you!

I quickly scrambled to pick up my papers and with a chuckling Gakupo's help they were back in my bag in to time.

"Here's a tip Kaito, don't ever do that again." He said as we began to walk.

"R-right." I said.

He smiled "Sooo have you made any progress with Meiko lately?" He asked.

"About as much as you have with Luka." I told him.

He sighed. "Ugh, women are so hard to get!" He said.

"Tell me about it! I mean it's like they're foreigners!" I exclaimed.

"Ugh I know right?" Gakupo said. This guy totally got me! I could tell we were gonna be great friends!

"Hey isn't that Luka?" I said pointing to a girl wearing casual clothes. She had long pink hair, just like Luka's, but she was walking with a boy who was wearing a hat and sunglasses. They were holding hands and talking and smiling.

Gakupo cringed at the site. "Yeah, that looks like Luka."

"I wonder what they're doing." I said quietly before shouting "Luka-chan! Hey Luka-chan come over here!"

Enter Luka

"Are they friends of yours, Luka?" My brother asked.

I shrugged. "Well sorta." I said.

"I see…Can I meet them? I really want to meet some of the people my little sister hangs out with!" Luki asked cheerfully.

"Fine, I uses it's okay." I said while leading him towards what look to be Gakupo and Kaito. "Good evening." I said

I watched as Luki took off his sunglasses and inspected them for head to toe. He pointed a finger at Gakupo. "You look like trouble, so stay away from my Luka-chan, understood?" He said.

"W-what! Luka you've got a really weird boyfriend." Gakupo said.

I almost puked when he said that! "He's not my boyfriend!" I exclaimed.

"Well then who is he?" Kaito asked.

Luki pulled off his hat revealing his short pink hair. "I'm Luki Megurine, Luka's older brother. It's a pleasure to meet you both." Luki said.

Enter Gakupo

It was a big relief to hear that that guy was just her brother because if it really had been her boyfriend than I would have gone Keiichi Mabara on his ass.

"The pleasure all ours." I said. "I am Gakupo Kamui and that is Kaito Shion."

Luki glanced at his watch. "Well Luka and I need to get going now." He said and then the two turned to leave.

"See you tomorrow Luka!" I shouted.

To my surprise she turned around and yelled "See you tomorrow Gakupo!" Wait for it, wait for it "I mean Eggplant Face!" Yep, there it was, I was so right.

Vivian: Wow well that was pretty random.

Gakupo: For a late birthday present I was able to squeeze Luka's boobs~

Luka: I feel violated.

Gakupo: Hehehehehe

Akaito: These guys are hopeless, let's go Vivian!

Vivian: Okay!

Kaito: Everyone please review! It makes Vivian want to write more!

*Super special awesome preview*

What will happen in chapter three?

Will Meiko finally show up?

Will there be KaiMei action?

Will there be twincest?

Will Gakupo and Luka actually go on a date!

Who knows! You'll have to wait to find out!