A/N: Nowit's time to get interesting. It's about time we start Zim perverting, wow that sounded MUCH more innocent in my mind. Oh and also you might've noticed the new "Romance" genre. I'll let you guys guess until you get to it, what you think I was gonna spoil it and back off readers? NOPE SO YOU LOSE!

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Now onto the story.

Now Invader Derp Productions Persents

"Noobs of Noobcraft, Part 2"

(NO TEXTING OR TALKING IN THE READING THEATER!)

Now that Zim had downloaded the game he could now trick Dib into his will and he had the perfect plan, he grabbed his voice sympathizer and set it too "Robotic Preteen Female."

"EXCELLENT! Oh man is that high pitched. I sound like a mouse of some sort." Zim said. "Now!" He jumped onto his chair. And opened up NoN. Then "Username and Password" came up. "WHAT! WHAT IS THIS USERNAME AND PASSWORD THING!"

The computer sighed. "Let me hack into it." The computer said, he really didn't hack it though, he just went to the website and signed up.

"That's genius computer! Why didn't I think of that!" Zim said.

"Your kinda stupid." The computer said under its breath.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY BOLTS AND um..."

"Point proven." The computer said.

Dib's House and Such

"Now I'll play that cool new game on my computer! Why am talking to myself all the time! I don't know!" Dib said. Then he signed up and once he made his avatar, he was transported into a log house. Where he met a female blonde avatar. "Um hey do you know where the quests are?" Dib asked.

"Oh I don't know? I'm just still a dumb and incompetent human like you are." she said. (If you didn't get the point yet, it's Zim's avatar.)

"I'm not dumb." Dib said with a smile with his eyes closed.

"YES YOU ARE!" Gaz yelled from the living room.

"HOW DID YOU KNOW I SAID THAT!" Dib yelled.

"I GOT CAMERAS!"

"What's going on smart, um... normal sized headed, um... sane and not a freak person." Zim said.

"Um... thanks! My sister is just crapping with me." Dib said, "So-" A party invite from Zim's avatar appeared on Dib screen. "Of course..."

Zim was flipping through fake female appropriate names. "Grenda." Zim said.

"Oh why that is a beautiful name." Dib said. "Almost as beautiful as mine."

"ITS NOT BEAUTIFUL!" Gaz said.

"GAZ I'LL BE LOOKING FOR THOSE CAMERAS TONIGHT!" Dib said.

One cheesey montage with a time skip to Doomsville Middle Skool

"Ah Grenda." Dib said while daydreaming.

"DIB!" Ms. Bitters yelled. "YOUR HAPPY! YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY!" She said.

"But I met thee most amaaaazing girl last night!" Dib said.

"I remember my first crush." Ms. Bitters said, it was salt, she said the words to it, "We're both pretty salty salt shaker. Why are we resisting?" she said.

Zim laughed very lightly so Dib wouldn't find out his plan, "Ah foolish Dib, that girl is probably messing with you." Zim said.

"HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT ZIM!?"

"Because you're." Zim spun his finger around the spot he would have had ears if he had them. Everyone in the class laughed.

"I'll show you Zim. I'LL ASK HER TO GO TO SKOOL AND PROVE YOU WRONG ZIM!"

Zim's eyes widened, "Don't be silly, she might go to another school? She might have to do FILTHY stuff there." Zim suggested.

"Zim this is the only Middle School for miles, she obviously comes here, and that means I CAN FIND HER TODAY!"

Zim's eyes widened more. How was he supposed to find a girl named Grenda, had a high-pitched voice, and liked Dib. "I'm probably going to have use my BRILLIANT! Disguises in order to fool the-Diiiib."