DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN GINTAMA.
Date Uploaded: May 24, 2016- Tuesday.
Note: Advanced apologies for the OOC's! It's likely to happen!
I am pissed at myself right now! I accidentally pressed Ctrl + R instead of making a new tab. I was trying to open a new tab to google something but then BAM! everything I wrote goes back to square one and I just want to throw this freaking screen! But anyway, since you guys liked this and even want a second chapter, I will try and finish this even if I have to retype some of it. Plus I think I am at fault for leaving a cliffy back there.
LET'S TURN KYU-CHAN INTO A WOMAN!
Previously: Gintoki, Kagura and Shinpachi were visited by Toujou to ask for their help in turning Kyuubei into a woman in exchange for ¥5,000,000 as their monthly allowance. But later they discovered that they weren't the only ones who are paid. The other Devas also paid other outsiders to do the job. Gintoki and the others rushed to find Kyuubei before anyone else does.
Gintoki successfully finds her and tries to play his role but he later finds out that Kyuubei knows of the competition and the money but not the marriage. He ends up treating her sake and both got drunk. When Gintoki woke up, he finds that he was sleeping naked with the young samurai.
-While trying to remember his dirty dream, he could remember hearing the moans and screams of the girl beside him. His face felt hot as he blushed in dark red. Was it all true? He peeked at himself under the blanket seeing that he was naked. And to face his fears, he slowly lifts the blanket off of the sleeping samurai and finds her bare chest and immediately he covers it.
I'm doomed.
Goodbye world.-
V- HOW DOES A REAL WOMAN CRY AWAY HER PAIN? -V
"Gin-san? Hey Gin-san!" Shinpachi called out for the fifth time. Gintoki was finally able to return to reality. "Hey, are you alright? This is the third time you allowed Kagura to eat your meal."
When Kagura, who was eating, realized that Shinpachi was telling Gintoki about his food, she immediately swallowed the food in her mouth and finished all the rice in the bowl. She hits her chest, almost choking, and Shinpachi rolled his eyes at her.
"Too late Gin-san! I already ingested it!" Kagura said, giggling.
But Gintoki didn't yell at her nor did he hit her. Kagura was ready to defend her head but he just stared blankly into space, going back to another world again. The two exchanged looks and sat beside him.
"Gin-san, if you're not feeling well, just say so. We'll take you to Gengai-san." Kagura offered.
"I'll ask for everyone to give us contributions for the hospital expenses if we have to." Shinpachi said, trying to be sympathetic but Gintoki had enough of them and smacks both the back of their heads.
"At last! Gin-san has returned!" Kagura said and hugs him.
"I'm going to die soon." he muttered.
"What are you talking about? Are you sick? Just tell us already."
"It's worse than illness." he replied.
"W- Worse than illness?!" Shinpachi exclaimed. "Gin-san, since when did you discover something like that?! Or did you have it all along?! Were you keeping it from us that's why you always act like it's always end of the world?!"
Again, Gintoki smacks Shinpachi.
"Hey Gin-san, if in case you have money, even if just a bit, remember to write me as the inheritor of all your belongings." Kagura added cheerfully.
Gintoki couldn't help but smack her as well.
"Kyuubei is going to kill me and this is how you cheer me up?!" he confessed and the two were confused at his confession.
"Kyuubei?" Kagura asked.
"Why?" asked Shinpachi.
"Two nights ago.. I.. I got wasted with her.. well.. I'm not sure what happened exactly, but there's more than just touching there." he said as he tried to recall his erotic dream. Shinpachi and Kagura's eyes widened.
"Y- You..?!"
"I got carried away by the liquor we were having. I didn't expect that.. that.. well.. that everything will end that way!" Gintoki cried out and Kagura and Shinpachi exchanged looks.
"Then Gin-san, you shouldn't be worried about Kyuubei. You should be more worried of the Yagyuu Clan either coming for your head or to force you to marry her and lead the Yagyuu Clan." Shinpachi stated.
"And beware of Otae-san. She might not be approving of this." Kagura added.
"You didn't have to remind me." Gintoki mumbled.
"No wonder you acted so much as a corpse recently. And that you surprisingly turned down Toujou even if he's willing to give us-" Gintoki cuts Shinpachi off, not wanting to hear the amount of money he will not get anymore.
"I get it!"
"But Gin-san, if you marry Kyuubei, you might get unlimited source of money from their family income." Kagura suggested. Gintoki's face was enlightened at the suggestion but somehow, it was also dangerous to deal with the Yagyuu Clan and to also deal with Otae.
No, it's too risky. TOO RISKY.
But for the sake of the money? Can't I sacrifice myself? My body?
No, no, no. Too much! I don't want that drunken terminator scolding me about how I'm worse than a prostitute or other Yoshiwara principles she has in her sleeve. But then again, Sarutobi will no longer stalk me, that's good news. And I get to buy all the parfait I want, everyday too. Still, there's Jugem who loves to throw his stuff at me. Man, everything contradicts!
"Uh, Gin-san, we have other problems." Shinpachi said, cutting Gintoki from his thinking further of his malicious train of thoughts.
"What?"
"Look." Shinpachi pointed outside where Toujou's voice is heard aloud.
The three looked down from the balcony and sees Toujou and the other Yagyuu Clan members announcing that whoever finds Kyuubei dead or alive will be rewarded. Whoever hands her over alive will be rewarded much than those who will find Kyuubei dead. Kagura and Shinpachi quickly looks up at Gintoki who was already sweating in guilt and anxiety.
T- That Kyuubei.. where could she have gone?! Trying to get my attention or something?!
"Hey Gin-san, what if you already have a baby?!" Kagura exclaimed and Gintoki smacked her so hard that she fell over the balcony and lands on Toujou below.
"It's only been three days, idiot!" He yelled and everyone looks up at him. "I- I mean.."
"Gintoki-sama! I need your help!" Toujou cries and pushes Kagura off of him. "Please! I am willing to pay you more than what you ask for!"
Gintoki was sweating more than ever.
T- Toujou.. would you still pay me when you find out I did something to her?
"Hey Toujou, are you sure about your offer?!" Shinpachi asked.
"Yes! Please! For the sake of the Young Master!" Toujou immediately says.
"What happened to her anyway? Where is she?" Kagura asks while getting back on her feet.
"She went home one morning and she was normal, even happy! But then, the following morning, she was just different. Like, really depressed or something. We tried cheering her up but she wouldn't smile, not even Jugem or Otae can do something about it. And just this morning, she was just gone!"
D- Did she find out it was me and now is on the hunt to kill me?
"So please Gintoki-sama! Help us!" Toujou begged and the rest of the members followed his lead and bowed their heads.
"N- No that's uh, you shouldn't- I-"
"Don't worry! Gin-san will surely find Kyuubei!" Kagura announced without Gintoki's consent.
"Yeah. Just prepare the money and he's good to go!" Shinpachi added.
O- Oi, you two!
"Thank you so much Gintoki-sama!" Toujou said with tears of joy flowing down his eyes. "I will be sure to pay you a lot!"
I.. I',m really dead.
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How dare those two leave me to do the hardwork while they sit and do nothing? And they were the ones with the big mouth to say everything is alright. Then again, they used that stupid confession of mine against me! Gaaaah!
Gintoki was walking around the streets of Kabuki District, hoping to miraculously find Kyuubei.
The only one who could save me is you yourself, Kyuubei. So show yourself already! How ironic that you're the one who can save me when at the same time you're the one who will kill me..
He tried to laugh out the distress but then he bumps into a blonde woman, forcing her to drop her pipe.
"Tsukuyo?" he wondered but the woman turns around and removes her wig.
"It's Sa-chan!" she yelled and puffed her lips to give him a kiss. "I knew you would fall for it! I knew you'd find me!" she threw her arms at him, wanting to hug him and squeeze him tightly and never to let go.
I have no time for this.
He dodged to the side and let her land rough on the ground, making her cry.
"Why?! Why is it that no matter what I do, you never look my way?!" she cried and did not stand where she landed. "You went to me because you thought I was Tsukki, not because I am Sa-chan.." she said dramatically and fixes her glasses. "And I even took great lengths to take that stupid pipe of hers while she's distracted with a new recruit."
Hmm?
Sarutobi forced herself up, still downcast with the results of her plan but then she looks up to find the shadow of Gintoki in front of her and his hand stretched towards her. Shocked and stunned, she stared at him for a while, hearing an imaginary music playing for them.
"Gintoki.."
"When a girl is hurt and wants to be away from everyone, where would she would most likely go?" he asked.
Sarutobi ignored his hand and got up on her own, hugging her herself and pinching her cheeks, squealing loud and attracting the attention of passerbys. Gintoki wanted to get out as soon as possible.
Never mind. I'll ask someone else.
"I'll follow you. Every time you hurt me, just seeing you again makes me feel great!" Sarutobi replies and Gintoki knew she was as useless as he thought she is. But then again, the idea came from.
He left while she was making a ruckus of her own.
She's no help. Who is best to ask? Ot- no, no. No thank you. There's that drunken terminator? No way. She's not even the girly type that cries or something. Kagura? When did she cry that concerns matured things? Gran Catherine? Tama? WHO?!
"Gintoki-sama?" says the voice behind him.
"Huh?" he turned around to see two Hyakka members holding grocery bags with them.
What's up with these? That drunken terminator going shopping Was I wrong that she doesn't do girly things?
"Ah h- hello there. What's all that?"
"Oh. Lady Tsukuyo asked us to buy all these." one of them replied but sounded confused what it was really for.
"Is she here?"
"No. But if you want to see her, we can take you-" one of the Hyakka nudged the other, telling her to stop talking. "-I mean, I'm sorry. We have to go."
"Actually.. I want to see her."
Heh, if these ladies are keeping something, surely the Lady Tsukuyo is also keeping something! While I still have a heart and still live, I will stick my nose somewhere for a while. He thought and chuckled internally as he was led to Yoshiwara.
He offered to carry all the bags and they pointed the room where Tsukuyo was. He took a deep breath and cautiously opened the door, seeing that Tsukuyo was holding a fan weaing a white kimono with red flowers embedded in it. Her hair was tied but the kunai was not found in her hair, instead, a normal hairpin was used. She was standing and sounded as if teaching someone a lesson.
W- What the heck is this? Tsukuyo is a girl in the morning but a man in the night?!
"..a woman knows how to wear the right attire. Starting with really girly kimono and other girly accessories." Tsukuyo says and fans herself.
T- This is so unlike her. How odd.
"But you sound disgusted as you say all those 'girly' things." said another voice. Gintoki tried to see who it was but he will have to slide the door wider to see.
Is that..?
"I- I'm not disgusted! I just.. I'm saying all that I've learned too. I'm too focused on making myself not pretty all the time. I only agreed to this because you asked for help." Tsukuyo denied and Gintoki knew that excuse. He's heard it all before.
Heh, I guess I get to see you humiliate yourself before I die.
Tsukuyo saw the silhouette figure behind the thin layer at the door and thought it was the Hyakka's she ordered to buy the groceries.
"Oh you guys are here. Go ahead and drop the bags. I need you to buy something else." she said and Gintoki felt nervous.
N- Now what?
He drops the bags and walks away. Tsukuyo exits the room, looking for the girls who dropped the bags, not knowing it was Gintoki who was hiding nearby. The last person he wants to see right now is her. But he underestimated her too much.
"GINTOKI!" she yelled and threw a set of kunai at him. He dodged them but as usual, one kunai lands on his head.
"Ow ow ow!" he cried and another set was thrown towards him but he backs away. "I won't tell anyone what I saw, I promise!"
Taking another step backward, he hits the end of the line. The door. He pulls the kunai on his head and tried to negotiate.
"So you DID saw it?!"
"O- Oh did I? I mean, I didn't see anything. Just the girly fan and the girly speech and the girly-"
Gintoki saw Tsukuyo running closer and with dozens more of those kunai so he groped for what he could hold behind him, finding the handle of the door and slides it open and immediately closes it, the kunai landing and sticking at the door.
"HA! You'll ruin Yoshiwara if you keep throwing those things!" He teased and heard a silent whimper behind him.
Oh no..
He turned around to see Kyuubei changing her outfit. But basically he just saw her naked. His whole face and body turned red, his nose bled and his eyes widened at the sight. For someone who's been trying to be a man, she's got a slender body and pure white skin. Almost as if she was a delicate young woman since she was young.
"K- Kyuubei, I-"
SLAP!
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"So you were paid to find her?" Tsukuyo asked, now back to her normal self but not holding a pipe (Sarutobi haven't returned it).
"More like forced to find her." he clarified.
"And you were the guy behind her tears." she smirked. "I knew you were the guy who'd work for something terrible for the sake of money, but hitting on innocent women to gain money? You continue to surprise me."
"S- Shut up! None of this is meant to happen!"
"Not part of the plan?'
"I- she- we- gah!" but then, Gintoki had an idea. "Say, how about we keep this little confession between you and me. And also, help me out with my dilemma." he said with a smug grin on his face.
"I'll pass."
"Or should I tell everyone about you being a girl in the morning?" he blackmailed and Tsukuyo paused.
"This secret stays between you and me." her attitude completely changed and Gintoki knew he had a leash on her but then her smile faded. "BUT, if I find out that you told a single soul about this.. I will kill you."
"G- Got it."
At least I have an ally who won't betray me this time. As long as she finds that information embarrassing she will be under me. Hmm, I wonder if Kagura and Shinpachi has something as well. I'm going to need as much help as I can.
"Oh and, how did Kyuubei got here?" he remembered to ask.
The two were inside a different room while Kyuubei was sleeping on the room next door.
"I was out to buy Seita a new history book but then Sarutobi attacks me and stle my pipe. I ran after her and I happen to find Kyuubei on the process of commiting seppuku, crying. I tried to stop her without getting that knife in her gut.."
FLASHBACK:
"H- Hey Kyuubei, what are you doing?!" Tsukuyo asked.
"I'm tainted by someone. And that's not Otae-chan.. I'm a horrible person! I have seen for myself that my love for Otae-chan is not as genuine as I thought!" Kyuubei said, crying, the knife in her hand was what Tsukuyo was being careful with.
"I- I don't mean to intrude to your personal life, but don't you think it's better that way? You, finally finding someone who genuinely returns the love you are giving?"
"We got drunk. None of us even remembers."
"T- Then how do you know something happened? It might be a misunderstanding."
"I heard it from him. He was saying a lot of things about it.. about that night.. and he said he was happy he won over Otae-chan.." she sobbed and Tsukuyo was troubled that the girl was getting emotional and lose control of herself.
"Then let's go talk to-"
"I don't want to see Otae-chan. Or anyone else. I can't show myself to them."
"Then stay with us. Yoshiwara is not just a place for a man to enjoy himself but also a place for a woman in need of help." she offered. "Don't worry, I'm not hiring you to be a courtesan. I just need that as a cover up though. If you don't want others to know you're here, I'll have to name you an anonymous recruit."
END
"..when she agreed to come with me, she suddenly asked about being a girl and all. And after that I was about to wonder the streets to find the man behind her tears. Until you came along anyway." Tsukuyo ended.
T- This is bad!
Am I really going to be a father now?! I'm not ready!
"I- I never meant to do anything like that." he said nervously.
"I do think that you did a good job there, boss. You just forgot to tie loose ends that's why you're having problems." said a voice that surely doesn't belong to Tsukuyo. Gintoki and Tsukuyo turned to the trespasser who was sitting by the entrance door. "That's why you need to tie that loose end by showing her how nice it is to be a woman."
To Be Continued...
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Okay, this will take longer than I expected. Well, see you guys next time! Hope to hear from you again!
Oh and, thank you for the two reviewers who reviewed this fic! You guys got me writing for a chapter two! *smiles*
