A/N So here's the new Chapter, hope you like it. Thank you for all the wonderful reviews!! Sorry about all the medical stuff, we really don't know anything about it, we just made something up. Please R & R!

- Candycanes

"Hey House! Wait up" Cuddy yelled, running up towards the elevator, House had just gotten in. House gave her an evil "HA! HA!" smile, and quickly pressed the button for the fourth floor, and the doors closed right up in Cuddy's face.

House hobbled out of the elevator and went straight to his office. The whole hospital had probably heard about the date yesterday. And he was really not looking forward to Cuddy. She would most definitely just rub it in his face, and make fun of him.

House had barely gotten into his office and sat down, before Cuddy came bursting into his office. With a smile on her face, that would even make the Cheshire cat jealous.

"Sooo, how'd the date go?" Cuddy was now biting her lower lip, so she wouldn't laugh.

"Fantastic. I walked him home, gave him a goodnight kiss, he invited me inside, I followed him to his bedroom…"

"Come on House! Give me the juicy details! I wanna know" Cuddy said with a whiny voice.

House grabbed his cane, and carefully got out of his chair and limped into the next room, and starting writing something on the whiteboard.

"Oh forget it; but you know I'm going to find out sometime House!" Cuddy yelled and walked away.

"Cameron and Foreman go get an MRI scan, for Roy Mustang, the pyromaniac" Said House while still writing on the whiteboard.

"But we already did one, and it showed no signs of tumours!"

"Yes, but there are two new symptoms now, just do it or else I will tell everybody about how you flirted with me last night..!"

Foreman sighed.

"You" House said poiting at Chase with his cane "Stay here, I have something I want to discuss with you."

Chase gave House a weird look.

"There is something I have to ask you about" House started twirling his cane.

"Yeaaaah?"

"Will you.. uuh.. WILL YOU TAKE CARE OF STEVE MCQUEEN FOR ME?"

"Whaat?"

"Uuh yeah, he's alone a lot, I don't really take that good care of him, so will you?"

House spotted Cuddy on the other side of the glass wall, where she was standing holding a piece of paper that said "DATE" with little hearts around it.

"I... But… "Chase looked very confused.

"So can you come by my place tonight?"

"Excuse me?"

"Yeah, to pick up Steve. Seven good for you?"

"Sure, uh, I guess so" Chase walked out of the room, with a confused look on his face. He walked passed Cuddy, it looked like she was about to burst into laughter. 'I wonder why' thought Chase.

Cuddy walked up to House "Soooo what'd he say?"

"He said that he would love to take Steve McQueen for me"

"You didn't ask him if…?"

"It doesn't matter if the date is not at a restaurant, does it?"

Cuddy laughed "You are going to have the date at your house? How romantic..!"

House just ignored her and walked out of the room.

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"Just relax, and lie still, Roy. It'll only take a couple of minutes, then you'll come out again" Said Cameron through the microphone into the MRI machine.

"O..Okay, I'm not afraid"

"So, what was House talking about, Foreman, did you really go out with him last night?"

"Hah.. Why do you ask? Jealous?"

The patient started to breath fast.

"NO.. Not at all, I was just wondering if it was true…"

Suddenly Chase walked in.

"So, Chase, what did House want?"

"Oh.. uh.. Nothing.. He just asked if I would take care of Steve McQueen for him."

"Why would…"

"HEY SHUT UP YOU TO" Foreman yelled "The patient is seizing!!"

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"See" Foreman said, while pointing at the MRI scan with his index finger "no tumours… Just like I said earli…"

"OH look how smart he is! Let's pick Foreman as our new leader! HAIL KING FOREMAN!"

Foreman rolled his head.

"Cameron and King Foreman, you go search his house. Chase, go do my clinic hours" House said while throwing Chase his nametag.

The day passed by with relative ease. And at five House went home to prepare his little date with Chase.

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DING DONG!

House dry swallowed a couple of vicodin, then got up and opened the door.

"Hey"

"Hey, come on in" House said while limping back into his apartment, and Chase followed him.

Chase looked around House apartment, "You cooked??" Chase asked, while wrinkling his nose.

"Oh god no, I made Wilson do it!"

"Sooo where's the rat?"

"WHAT?? You really thought I was going to give you Steve??"

"Uuh yeah? Isn't that why I'm here??"

Chase sensed that there was something weird going on. Suddenly he realised that the table was set for two. Could House really have planned this?

"What's up with the table? Finally found yourself a girlfriend? Or are you just paying a hooker so you can pretend?"

"Nope, it's our anniversary, don't you remember??" House put on a hurt looking face.

Chase thought a little but quickly realised it was a joke. "Haha.. very funny.. So if I'm not here for Steve McQueen, why am I here?"

House hobbled into the kitchen and sat down, and motioned with his hand for Chase to sit down on the other chair.

"I think it's time for us to discuss about who and who not to fall in love with. 1. Not Cameron 2. Not Cameron and 3. Can you figure it out? Good guess, not Cameron."

Chase put a hand on the other chair, and gave House challenging look that said 'don't tell me who not to fall in love with!'

"Yeah, well you have to say something to get in to contact with you British people.. Sit down"

"I'm from Australia" Chase said while sitting down.

"Right.. Perfect blonde hair, blue eyes, a bit snobbish attitude and a figure that just screams BRITISH!!"

Chase rolled his eyes.

House pushed a dish of food towards Chase.

Chase stared at the food.

"It's Crème dela crème dela Wilson! Take, take"

Chase looked up at House "You taste it first"

"Haha, you think I put something gross in it?"

"I don't know.."

"I didn't even make it, Wilson did"

"You could still have put something in it…"

"Fine" House grabbed the dish and started putting food on his plate.

Chase stared at House until he was sure that there was nothing wrong with the food. Then grabbed the food and started putting some on his plate.

"Mmm this is actually pretty good" Chase said in his thick Australian accent.

Suddenly Chase turned Bright red in his face; he ran as fast as he could over to the sink and started drinking water straight from the faucet.

House burst out in laughter "What's a matter Chase don't you like chilli??"

And now once again it is time for PSYKO BABBLE

M.D: Well that was chapter 2... :O

Wombat: You wanna hear something weird? OO
M.D: Yeah, well that depends..?
Wombat: Every night I wake up at around 3 o clock... OO
M.D: Haha that sort of reminds me of the exorcism of Emily Rose... Remember how much we used to laugh when she bursted out NAAAMEES!! NAMEES! LUCIFOOR! Hahahahahahahah...XD
Wombat: Hahahahah yeah I do... XD Nosebleed
M.D: Wow woow! Watch it girl... no bleeding on the manuscript till next chapter!

Wombat: Sorry... just came by the cutest Hugh Laurie picture where he smiles like an angel... O
M.D. WHERE!? WHEREEEEEE? GIVE IT TOO ME!!

Wombat: NA-AH HE'S MINE!!!