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Matsumoto didn't know how to answer that question because well, she didn't know she was pregnant. She looked up at Unohana with a sheepish grin.
"Well uhm...you see...I didn't know I was pregnant until right now and well...er...uhm...you see..."
Unohana sat back on her stool and sighed. "You don't know who the father is, am I correct in assuming?"
She hung her head in a bit of shame. So many night of sake galore and sometimes...half the time...she would somehow make out with some strange person, whether it was guy or girl, somehow her body and mind agreed upon boinking their brains out and the next day she would end up slipping out of their quarters or kicking them out of hers before she had to be in the office. She could remember a few of the faces, but some were very vague as she managed to drink to the point where everything, and everybody, looked like a tasty meal. She let out a heavy sigh with her breast jiggling after the exhale.
"No I don't...but whoever he is, it has to be pretty good looking, right? haha"
Unohana wrote notes on the chart, thinking of the situation. "Well. We can find out who the father is possibly-"
"Really?"
"ahem, in the last trimester."
"Oh..."
"Definitely when the baby is born."
"ACK!? Trimesters? That sounds Contagious!"
"You really are blond." she sighed, writing more notes on the chart, "What do you know about pregnancies other than it means you're having a baby?"
Matsumoto sat there with the deer in the headlights look upon her face. If she said what she thought, it probably was most likely the wrong answer. Unohana looked up for a few moments and smirked at her look. "Right. So here is a helpful start, though. You can write down the names of the men you've had intercourse with. Please be sure to exclude the women, vice captain Matsumoto. You don't have to do this now. I would like to see you in a week to do more analysis to make sure all the blood work is in check. Alright?"
Matsumoto nodded, placing her fingertip on her chin. There was something she was forgetting, but she couldn't quite remember. The news of being pregnant was hard enough, trying to remember something, not as easy.
"Ah, yes. Matsumoto. Here is your medical note. Please be sure to give it to your captain"
Unohana stood up from her seat, lending the vice captain a hand to lift herself from the examination table. She gave a warm smile of appreciation to the captain.
"Oh. Captain Unohana." she hesitantly said with her hands crossed behind her back, "What should I expect? What's going to happen? How am I going to look when this...this kid grows inside my perfectly flawless body?"
She smiled and handed her a small book about pregnancy which explained the changes, mood swings and different trimesters. Puzzled as she took the book, she looked back at the captain with her head cocked to the side. "You wouldn't happen to have a visual or hologram I could watch? I just...I really read a lot of papers all day and would enjoy something to watch. You know?"
Unohana sighed slightly to herself then remembered that yes she was the vice captain of the paperwork squad. Giving her a gentle smile and a stroke on her head, she handed the buxom blond a holosphere. "This isn't like the book, but you will get a great deal of information. You're free to go now Matsumoto."
Shortly after her departure from 4th division, she decided to take a stroll to some scenic areas taking everything in. She was going to be a mom, a real mother to someone. She sighed slightly as she sat along a bench looking out upon the lake. Her mother wasn't around much during her childhood so she did the best she could for herself, even when she developed her figure during those awkward teenage years. Placing a hand upon her stomach, she began gently rubbing in a somewhat self comforting way thinking about her years growing up.
"Well, looks like you'll be with me for a while little one, "she muttered to herself, attempting to look down at her stomach only to find her breasts would not allow it, "I'm not going to be like my mom at least, I'm going to be here for you. Dammit this is going to be hell giving up my sake and having my stomach swell...and finding your damn daddy. I just hope and pray I didn't sleep with that Zaraki when I've blackout a few times. Gawd I hope not, though I don't remember ever slipping out of any 11th division quarters, which is a good thing since they're all brawns and no brains and we can't have that. I'm blond enough for that. Oh oh...ugh!" She held her stomach tighter and leaned over the bench. Apparently morning sickness did not limit itself to the morning as it should state with its name.
"Kid...when this is over with...ugh...we're seriously gonna have to...ugh...talk..."
A few hours later, Matsumoto opened the door to th 10th division to find a certain white headed captain fast asleep at the desk. This was so perfect. And here he was sleeping on the job while she was always the one being lectured about sleeping. Smiling evilly, she slammed the door, watching as Hitsugaya lept 5 feet in the air from the chair
"WHA? WHO's There?"
"I see someone is sleeping on the job" she mentioned crossing her arms in front of her bosom, "you know this is the perfect time to lecture you on how it's very important to keep up on paper work to take the work load off of the commander. But since you're sleeping and managed to get the stack down about halfway, I guess I can let you off the hook this time. Maybe you'll respect my position a bit more now."
Hitsugaya sighed, gathering the stack of papers with his cold stern demeanor. "I thought you were taking the rest of the day off?"
"I am. I'm giving you my medical papers from 4th division like you requested and since you're so adamant about paperwork, I thought it would be best to bring it by today."
Hitsugaya began reading the paperwork as soon as she handed it to him, careful to read each word carefully. He quirked a brow as everything turned out normal except hormone levels which equated to him as a cycle, but the vice captain he remembered from earlier today wasn't the same Matsumoto he has been working with for quite sometime. She lowered the paper from his eyes, holding one of his hands as she gave him a serious look. This wasn't a good sign and with the incident from earlier today he didn't know what to expect.
"Captain Hitsugaya..." she sighed, "it's...it's a complicated time right now and will be. Captain Unohana did find something which is a lot to take in right now. I still haven't fully grasped everything that's happening."
She sat down upon the back still holding his hand.
"Captain...uhm...well...I'm pregnant..."
'WHAT?!"
"yes"
"You're Having a baby?!"
"yes, Captain"
"Who's the Father???"
"Uhm...I don't know..."
"...seriously...?"
"Well you see, you know I like sake and I-"
"I don't need all the details on your sake escapades. Do you have any idea who the father is?"
She sat for a moment thinking. "Well... I know he's a man."
"Matsumoto..."
"I know it's not 11th division or 12th or even 2nd since they all wear masks... well maybe one could be, but mostly kinda not"
"ok...that leaves only 10 divisions left."
Hitsugaya sighed, his eye twitched narrowing it down to 10 divisions made it easier, but including it also made it more difficult at the same time.
"Oh and sometimes I go to the world of the living to drink too."
"WHAT?!! YOU'VE GONE TO THE REAL WORLD TOO?!?! HOW TO YOU EXPECT TO FIND THE FATHER???"
The short captain found himself face to face, 2 feet from the ground, with a very angry and furious, not to mention hormone driven, woman burning holes through his ice composure. "YOU THINK THIS IS EASY FOR ME, LITTLE BOY!!!"
"...i'm sorry matsumoto..." he said in a tiny cricket voice, "i'll help you find the father...and if not i'll act as the father ok?... please don't kill me..."
To her pleasure she smiled and dropped him from her grip. "Really, Captain? Aww I love you!"
Hitsugaya sighed with half his face in the blond's cleavage again. If only he had known what he was getting himself into, he would have signed up for sewer cleaning duty for 4th division instead of agreeing to that. Oh well, there's no turning back now.
and it only gets better as the trimester chapters begin...next chapter LOL!
