It's So Ed

Eddy: Double D, Ed, have any ideas for scams. Edd: Eddy we can't scam anyone. We have school in a half an hour. Eddy: So what? Edd: I'm not going to ditch. Ed: Yeah Eddy. Enough detentions for Ed. It stops here bucko. Eddy: Ed, stop being an idiot. Ed: I'm not an idiot. I just don't want a detention. Edd: Well for one, I'm proud of Ed. Eddy: That's stupid. We've all had detentions before. We all lived through them especially Ed. So, scam. Think. Edd: I'll give you an idea for a scam after school Eddy. Eddy: Fine. I don't even need you. (Scene change.) (Eddy is begging Double D at his feet.) Eddy: Please Double D give me a scam. Edd: When we get home from school. Eddy: Fine. (BOOM! From inside the classroom.) Edd: Suspended? Eddy: Well, you said when we got home. (Scene Change.) Edd: Think Eddy. No one is home. They're all still in school. Eddy: Our suspension is only for today. Besides, tomorrow is Saturday. We can scam all day. (Scene Change.) Eddy: Step right up and get your fur. (Jimmy walks up to the Ed's and starts looking at them.) Jimmy: Hmmmmm. Hmmmmmm. Hmmmmm. Sara, mark them they're good enough. Eddy: Good enough for what? Sara: We're choosing a new fashion for the school fashion department. We're choosing from Kevin, Ed, Double D, You, and definitely Nazz. Eddy: I vote for Nazz. Edd: I second that. Ed: Nazz is hot. Sara: You don't get to vote idiots. We show it to the school and they… Eddy: Wait! What happened to Rolf and Jonny. Sara: Rolf wasn't good enough and we hate Jonny. As I was saying the school decides who the best is. (Scene change.) Eddy: Guys Nazz is awesome. We can't let her lose. We have to convince everyone to drop out, so Nazz wins. Ed: But what if I want to win. Eddy: If you want to win you talk to my fist. Ed: I want to lose. Edd: Good. (Scene change.) Sara: Jimmy, I called you here for a very important reason. As you know every boy likes Nazz. Nazz is also the only girl. May, Marie and Lee didn't sign up. I want you to tell Ed, Edd n Eddy that they get a dollar if they win. I want you to tell Kevin that if he wins he wins a pass that lets him get in free with a girl into the next school dance. Jimmy: Okay. (Scene change.) Eddy: Kevin you've got to drop out of being a model for the school fashion club. Kevin: Why? Edd: Because if you don't Nazz might not win. Kevin: You've got a really good point. I'll throw the contest. Ed: Awesome. (Scene change.) Jimmy: Psst, Kevin. Kevin: What? Jimmy: If you win the contest you get a ticket that lets you get into the next school dance with a girl of your choice free. Kevin: Awesome. I'm so there. (Scene change.) Jimmy: Psst, guys. The winner of the contest for the school fashion club wins five dollars. Eddy: FIVE DOLLARS I'M SO THERE. You guys better be too. Edd and Ed: Yes Eddy. (Scene change.) Sara: The first one out is… Kevin. Kevin: Who needs this? Sara: Double D, you're out of here. Edd: Oh… darn it. Ed: Eddy Double D almost said bad word. Sara: The winner of the girls fashion is… Nazz. Nazz: Awesome! Sara: Ed, Eddy it's down to you guys. The winner of the boys fashion is…Ed. Eddy: No way. Sara: Yes way. Ed: Yahoo. Eddy: Ed do you have any chunky puffs? Ed: Yeah Eddy. Eddy: Good. I need them to unwind. Coming Double D? Edd: Yeah. Eddy: Let's go. Lee's voice: Hold it. (The Kankers walk in the door.) No one's going anywhere. Eddy: KANKERS! Everyone: AHHHHH. Lee: Enough screaming. Marie: We need a spot to cook our eggs. May: Hey look guys. It's the Eds. Lee: Everyone else you're free to go. Now for you guys. Jonny's voice: AHHHHHH. (Jonny comes in the door and jumps on the Kankers.) May, Lee, and Marie: AHHHH. Jonny: Run you guys. (Scene Change.) Jonny: So you guys I want you to tell everyone that I saved you from the Kankers. Edd: We don't need to tell them. Jonny: Why? Eddy: They saw it themselves. You're off the hook now. Jonny: Thanks guys. I'll see ya.