A/N: Yeah I know. This was supposed to be a one shot story. One chapter! Bam! Done! So long Hanzo!
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Yeah, that ain't happening. Don't ask me how my brain works because I was working on Meeting because of Mike when this idea popped into my head: What would happen if Hanozuka ran into Hisoka?
Like, WTF? Neither of those characters are even IN MBOM! *incoherent mumbling*
Please enjoy this second installment of Hello Hanzo!
I pulled my red baseball cap lower over my eyes and readjusted my strawberry blonde hair beneath it. I was uncomfortable at the moment. And it had nothing do with what I was wearing. Though, admittedly, I was unaccustomed to wearing a pair of short jean shorts and a white tank top beneath a jean jacket. I was dressed like any other teenage girl, perfect for surveillance but not perfect when I spotted a certain… man.
He was sitting on the other side of the open terrace café, sipping away at some coffee blend, his eyes trailing over to my direction time and time again as I tried to focus on my surroundings. Why, oh why, did it have to be this café of all days that Hisoka decided to visit?
The man who looked like a jester with face paint and red hair spiked back was sitting serenely at a table, flicking cards out of thin air to use in the construction of his house of cards.
I sunk lower in my seat, hoping that it would keep him entertained until either he left, or my target left. Now I was regretting taking such an easy mission. But after only just recently finishing the Hunter Exam, the Elders in my village thought it best to only give me surveillance missions.
Which has now proven more life-threatening than all of my usual missions rolled into one…
Just let him leave without noticing me… I had been using zetsu all morning so he shouldn't know who I was… But it being Hisoka, I was more wary than usual.
I watched my target, Annie Ryuusake, the wife to Ryuusake Miyagi-kun (who hired us), leisurely climb to her feet. She was pretty, in her late twenties, with silken emerald tinted light brown hair and eyes. And her appearance was precisely why I was watching her. She was half the age of Miyagi-kun, and he was suspecting her of sleeping with his opposition and leaking secrets about his company.
I was supposed to tail her in the hopes of obtaining the proof he needed for grounds of divorce.
Just as she was about to exit my line of sight I stood up and made to leave, placing a small tip on the table next to my un-drunk chai tea.
As Annie turned a corner I increased my pace, I couldn't lose her. But, of course, the woman had to be heading towards the humongous underground mall. If I wasn't careful she could give me the slip like an egg rolling down a slide.
"Hmm…" I felt the breath against my cheek as a hand snaked around my waist, pulling my back against someone's chest. I instinctively relaxed my body, before aiming a quick elbow jab towards his solar plexus.
It felt like I had just elbowed a brick wall! Ow-CH!
"Mhmm… Not so fast there," Hisoka's whispered voice rang through my mind like a harpy's warning cry. I shivered as he licked along my collarbone, whispering in my ear again, "my little Hattomi-chan."
His free hand trailed sensually up my spine and I shivered. Hisoka was in the perfect position to do almost anything…
Hold on a minute…
"You know who I am?" Okay… that did not help my situation.
"I never forget a cute face, Ha~tto~mi~chan." I felt his fingers grip my hips as he leaned in and… sniffed me?!
Before I was even aware of it my body twisted out of his grip, I slammed my back against the brick wall raising my arms into a somewhat defensive position, bending my knees just enough to give me a quick start if I needed to move swiftly.
Hisoka raised a finger to his chin, licking his lips, as his other hand grasped the elbow across his stomach. He seemed relaxed and… amused… by my reaction. I narrowed my eyes. Wondering if I could get away and find my target before all was lost.
"Ahhh~ Hattomi-chan is… delectable." I shivered as he pierced me with a look filled with lust. That was not a look I was happy to see… and I never wanted to see it again.
"What do you want?" I bit out, trying to mask the fear that had begun to coil in my stomach. Every second I wasted was allowing my target to draw further and further away…
"Nothing…" He shrugged, eyes still filled with animalistic passion. "Just thought I would say hi to a fellow Hunter."
"Alright, you said hi. Now leave. I have work to do." I didn't move, and neither did he. I knew from the last phase of the Hunter Exam I had no chance against him. My nen abilities weren't overly strong, nothing more than novice level when compared to Hisoka's.
He continued to stare at me… He took in my appearance with that gaze of his and against all reasonable explanations I felt my breathing hitch and my face flush.
I felt his aura become laced in killing intent and I shifted my stance. Fighting was off the table, at the first opportunity I would take my chance to run. Too much time had passed since Annie had entered the underground mall. I would never be able to find her today. My only option was to regroup outside her residence and pray she came home tonight.
"Hehehe… Hahaha!" Hisoka reclined a little, thrusting his hips forward. I wasn't sure what was funny but I took the chance while his eyes were closed to run. I didn't care if I was attracting attention, I just ran through the crowd, avoiding people.
I didn't feel Hisoka following me, so I thought I had gotten away. But as I doubled over trying to regain a bit of breath, wiping the sweat from my brow, I saw something sticking out from my left pocket. I slowly reached for it, wondering…
I pulled it out. It was a red backed playing card. An ordinary playing card. I flipped it over to see it was the King of Hearts. Written on it was a simple message.
HITTOMI-CHAN LOOKED CUTE ^^
"Creep-y." I threw the card away, praying I never saw Hisoka again. I looked at my surroundings, before I decided to just give up for now and return to the Ryuusake residence.
The sun was setting, elongating my shadow across the ground as I weaved in and out of other people, looking like nothing more than a normal teenage girl on my way to meet friends for a night of fun…
A/N: Who's going to be nice and give me feedback? ^^ You know you want~ to~
Hehehe… I think I really played Hisoka's tune. Did I creep any out with how Hisoka acting? And just so people know:
I DO NOT PLAN TO WRITE ANOTHER CHAPTER! …(but I will probably end up doing so, inspiration can hit at any time.)
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