Sam and I have been friends for roughly two years. Our friendship began when he was in year ten and I eight. We had Library 1 together and quickly befriended one another when the class turned out to be filled jocks and sluts. We bonded over being harassed non-stop.

"Jess, how many times do I have to tell you not to call me that?" Sam whines like a little girl.

"Suck it up, girly man." I say punching his shoulder, causing him to wince.

"Dude, you can't just randomly punch me because you feel like it." He informs me rubbing his now sore shoulder.

"I'm a Lennox." I state with pride," I can do what I want."

"Is that the family motto or something?" Sam asks.

"Your dad would be so proud." Sam's new girlfriend Coralline states making me grin I never did find out what happened with Michaela but hey, maybe there are something's you just don't want to know.

"Thank you," I reply before seeing the two other people seated on the couch. "Hey Mr. and Mrs. Witwicky."

"Hello, Jess." Mrs. Witwicky reply's whilst she and her husband smile at me.

"So tell me Jess, how does Sam manage to look after you without a job?" Mr. Witwicky asks frowning.

"You heard about that huh? My dad pay's for everything I need plus rent, food, electricity etc." I replied polity.

"Jessie J can I talk to you outside for a moment?" Sam asks

"Sure, Sure," I nod "what's up," I ask when we step outside

"J I need you to keep my parents busy, I'm going out with Coralline and they'd want to double and they can't see me being irresponsible with you!"

"Why does everybody see me as a kid I fought a Giant Alien race!" I fumed before nodding "Sure have fun, I'll keep your parents busy."

"Thank you, Thank you Thank you!" Sam praised hugging me.

"Now get out of here before I change my mind."

"Hey Mr. and Mrs. Witwicky how about we go down to your bus and see some travel pictures?" I offered. As they pulled out photo album after photo album I felt my mind drift back to when I'd first met Bee and the Auto Bots.

Flash Back

"Ready to party?" I question Sam as we walk out the door.

"With you?" He asks sarcastically," I'm never ready."

"Oh my gosh." I state when I catch a glimpse of the classic beauty sitting in my drive way. Slowly I turn to Sam.

"This is your car?" I question. I then squeal and break out running when he nods his head in confirmation.

"This is the sexiest car I have ever seen." I state running my hand over the worn yellow paint of the hood. I freeze slightly and I swear that car shivered under my touch. The whole car has a vintage feel considering the black racing stripes.

"Sexy?" Sam inquires.

"Hey, I feel sexy just standing beside it." I say causing Sam to laugh and the car to…. Shake?

"Okay, yeah, that's just a little weird." I state jumping back.

"Yeah, I think there might be some faulty wiring." Sam says scratching the back of his head.

"So, how'd you get a car as sexy as this?" I question running my hand over the dashboard.

"Jess, would you please stop calling my car sexy?" Sam asks," It makes me feel uncomfortable, alright."

Right at that moment the radio busts out in song playing 'Bringing Sexy Back."

I look to Sam who is shifting uncomfortably in his seat and bust out laughing.

"I would get that checked out." I say after my laughter turns to small giggles.

"Yeah. I'm definitely going to do that." He says, actually hitting the radio when it won't stop playing.

"Hey!" I exclaim slapping the back of his head," Don't be taking your frustrations out on Mr. Sexy Car."

"Jess!" Sam whines exasperated," Don't encourage it."

"Sam, honey, it's a car. Not a living thing. There is no encouraging it." I speak as if I'm talking to a toddler.

"Well, I outta-"The radio suddenly says and I am thrown forward, having to catch myself using my hands against the dashboard.

"Yeah, try telling the car that."

"Why'd he have to come?" I sulk as I kick the back of Miles' seat.

"As much as I know you dislike it, Miles is my friend too, Jess." Sam explains glancing at me through the rear view mirror. Crossing my arms and huffing childishly I stick my tongue out at him.

"Don't worry babe," Miles says turning in his seat to face me," feeling is mutual."

Staring at his sneering face for a second I swiftly lunge forward and kick him in the face with my foot.

"Oww." Miles moans in pain and I smirk triumphantly.

"Jess, no!" Sam says with his eyes wide in shock. "You cannot just up and kick my friends while you're in my car!"

"I'm a Lennox." I state once again, "I can do what I want. Besides, I didn't kick him. I simply high fived his face."

"With your foot?" Miles shouts still holding his face.

"With my foot." I say giving him an innocent smile.

It's then that the radio comes to life blaring 'She's a Lady' by Tom Jones.

"I really like this car," I say with an amused grin," Even if it did try to give me a concussion."

"You getting out?" Sam asks once we pull up to the lake.

"With him?" I ask gesturing to Miles," That would be a negative."

"Dude!" Sam exclaims completely ignoring my reply," Michaela is here!"

"Do I look alright?" Sam asks Miles. Seriously? He honestly just asked Miles that when I'm sitting right here.

"Sure, yeah." Miles says not even looking at him.

"Okay, right." Sam stresses matting his hair down with spit. Which is rather gross I might add?

"Alright, don't so anything to embarrass me." He says to Miles.

I snort in laughter at this causing both boys to turn and glare at me.

Lying down I my seat once both boys have exited the vehicle I snuggle down into the soft leather.

"You are really comfy." I state without even acknowledging the fact I'm talking to no one.

"Well, thank you, beautiful." The radio says through three different talk shows.

Bolting up into a sitting position I stare wide eyed and open mouthed at the radio.

"Did you just talk back to me?" I ask in awe.

"Affirmative captain."

"Okay then." I say lying back down. Closing my eyes I try to ignore the fact that I just had a mini convo with my best friend's car. "That wasn't weird at all."

Hearing Sam's grumbles as he gets back into the car I turn on my side to face the leather seat instead of Mile's stupid face.

This time I'm not surprised when the radio begins to gently sing, "Who's gonna drive you home tonight?"

"I'm driving her home." Sam whispers.

I pat the Camaro's interior with a smile, "Good job." I whisper. The car shudders in reply.

"Miles, you have to get out man." Sam says looking over at his 'friend.'

"What?" Miles question astounded," What do you mean?"

"Miles get out of my car." Sam says again," I'm going to offer Michaela a ride home."

"Dude, she's an evil jock concubine." He says and I kick the back of his chair," Let her walk."

"Sorry sexy." I whisper when the car seems to twitch after I kicked the seat.

"Miles get out." Sam demands losing his patience.

"Dude," Miles says stepping out of the car," There's some kid of law about this or something."

"What rule?" Sam asks exasperated. He gets exasperated a lot.

"Bros before hos!" Miles suddenly yells out.

I laugh when Sam just shakes his head and pulls away leaving Miles running his hands through his hair in disbelief.

"Please, do not embarrass me." Sam pleads giving me puppy dog eyes.

"Hey, I'll just sit back here like a good little girl and go to sleep." I say lying back down and cuddling with the warm leather.

'Since when was this seat so warm?' I wonder but shake the question off.

"Hey, Michaela." Sam calls through the open passenger window Miles had just previously climbed through.

'Blooming idiot.' I role my eyes mentally

"I was wondering if I could ride you home." Sam continues and I snort as his mix up of words. The car seems to be shaking with laughter too.

"I mean drive you home, to your house." He quickly corrects. There's a pause and I assume Michaela is contemplating her options.

"I cannot believe I am here right now." Michaela says from the passenger seat. I mentally cringe.

"Oh, umm." Sam stutters obviously hurt," You can duck down if you want. I mean look at Jess, she's lying down."

"Oh, no, no, no!" Michaela exclaims while turning to glance at me. I wave at her before nuzzling the backseat," I meant here in like, this situation."

"Oh." Sam says simply but I can tell he's relieved.

"It seems I'm always in stuck in this stupid situation. I guess I'm just a sucker for tough guys with big arms." She says and I nod in agreement. Guys with big arms are pretty great.

"Oh, well, I just add a couple new additions to the car." Sam says and I turn over to see how he's going to make a fool of himself this time.

"Like this light right here." He says gesturing to a cracked light on the ceiling that doesn't even work, though he trying to flex his muscles; muscles he doesn't have. "And this disco ball."

It's now that I notice the little air freshener around the rear view mirror that says 'Bee-otch' with a little bumble bee flying around.

"The light reflects off the disco ball." Sam explains and Michaela stares at him blankly.

"Smooth Sam smooth."

'I sit up straight in my seat as the car suddenly sputters to a stop. Glancing out the window I note that we are at a cliff overlooking the sunset; very romantic. I snort in laughter when the radio plays a song about 'sexual healing' and then bursts out in 'I feel good'.

Sam obviously embarrassed tries to convince Mikaela that the car has some of bad wiring and that he isn't trying anything on her. She shakes her head in obvious disbelief and exits the car.

"Just pop the hood.' She says annoyed.

Sam quickly reaches down and pulls the lever, releasing the hood. The radio continues to play random love songs so he beats the dashboard with his fist.

"Hey," I exclaim punching him in the back, "Do not take your sexual frustrations out on Mr. Sexy."

"Would you please stop calling my car sexy?" Sam whines like a child, "I find it slightly awkward I have to ask twice."

Rolling my eyes as he joins Mikaela in front of the Camaro I scoot down in the seat, rubbing my hands gently over the worn leather.

"You don't find it awkward, do you Mr. Sexy?" I ask. The car shivers and vibrates in reply.

"Okay, yeah. It's slightly awkward." I say sitting ram rod straight in my seat at the fact I actually got a reply from the car. Outside Sam is nervously running hands through his hair and stuttering something while Mikaela simply stares at him before walking off; it's pretty obvious he said something to embarrass himself.

"Your car is odd, Sam." I inform said teenage boy who is anxiously attempting to start said car.

"Turn on, darn it!" He exclaims slapping the steering wheel.

"Why don't you ask nicely?" I question Sam before leaning forward.

"Mr. Sexy, will you please start so Sam doesn't go into cardiac arrest?" I ask sweetly. Almost instantly the engine roars to life.

"Sam, I think your car is alive." I say before once again lying back in my seat."

"So what do you think of our trip so far Jess?" Mrs. Witwicky asks me jerking me out of my reminiscence

"It sound's amazing Mr. and Mrs. Witwicky I wish I could be so lucky as to go on a trip half as cool as this one." I quickly say "If you'd excuse me I've had a long day at school and think I might hit the sack. Knowing Sam and Coralline they'll be up there already so you guys should have one last romantic time to yourself before you end up spending all your time with Sam."

"Yes, Yes dear your right we'll see you tomorrow morning." Mrs. Witwicky says as Mr. Witwicky leans over to kiss her ear. I practically run screaming for the door. When I'm upstairs in the safety of the bedroom I set up for myself pulled on my Oscar the grouch nighty with pink reindeer pants and flick open my phone to find a text from Bee

'Deceptions detected'

'KK kno who?'

'No think its Megatron' Bumblebee texted her.

'Yay :/' I finished talking to Bee and texted Jazz.

'where r u'

'Base'

'Know what 'cons r up2'

'No big man looking in Cali'

'SO THERE HERE!'

'They won't hurt u'

'How do u know?'

'Cuz they dont know u and u don't have a reading'

'Yeah well if i need saved u come get me!'

'I will don't worry u r pretty lil face'

Jess smiled Jazz may have been an Auto bot but he was such a flirt and nicer than the human boys she knew

'You stupid mech u r such a flirt. Worse than boyz here'

'What can i say they called me a womanizer back home'

'TMI!'

'what'

'You didn't have to say you were a womanizer'

'LOL sory. (wicked smile) ;)'

'(rolling my eyes)'

'u know u left u r black belt'

'Yea I k i 4got it :,('

'Yea Chromia found it in u r apartment and was wearing it'

'She don't need to kick ass black is not something a Auto bot needs to wear 2 look scary'

'That's what boss said'

'Which1'

'Lennox'

'figures'

'Lol Ratchet says you should be in bed,'

'kk give everyone my luv,

'k, luv u'

'luv u 2 sweet dreams'

'u 2,' With that Jess flicked her phone shut and snuggled under the covers before her phone rang.

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