Hay, guys here is number two I would of had it out yesterday but I had computer problems. Im amazed of how many peaple are reading this already. I must of not been the only one wanting a new snary even though I love

Crash Boom Bang

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The Mariage Stone

if you havent read those do it know!

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Harry went straight up the stairs to Gryffindor tower. When he got there the fat lady was entertaining some friends. It took him 5 minutes to make her let him in. Even then she took her good time opening the door to the entrance. She didn't think the whole time. Harry thought that was weird but then he realized that she was a portrait. She didn't have any thoughts; she was just produced by magic.

Walking into the common room he saw that no one was there, which was strange, but he shrugged it off and climbed the stairs to the boy's room. He thought he heard thoughts but couldn't figure where they were coming from, since he heard no one speaking.

Opening the door he was shocked at what he saw. All of his friends were there talking quietly. They jumped up when they saw him, clearly surprised by his sudden entrance, but calmed instantly as Hermione started speaking.

I can do this "Harry…. We have something to tell you," do it gently.

Harry was instantly worried about what they were going to say, but Hermione started talking again and it snapped him out of his own thoughts.

"We decided that you need to get out and meet somebody," Hermione said while she was prepping her thoughts to do it.

"Yes," said Harry a little worried.

"We set you up on a few dates," Neville said very quickly.

"WHAT!" Harry screamed in surprise.

"Yes Harry we did, we set up some girls and someone else to meet you," Hermione replied a little quietly.

"You actually think I'll go?" Harry asked in a Slytherin worthy manor.

"Yes I actually do." she said, like a mom telling her kid to clean his room.

They glared at each in a battle that Harry was able to win since he was the mind reader. Although Harry won, Hermione went back at it and then when Harry was about to win again Hermione said, "We also got a guy." She smiled as she said.

"What!" Harry replied for, what seemed to be, the billionth time that day.

"Yeah mate." said Ron, for the first time that day, very quietly. "We thought you might be gay."

"Why would you think that?" Harry asked calmly.

"You're never checking out girls, Harry," Hermione said calmly. "It's also kind of obvious."

Harry was now upset. He couldn't believe what they said to him. Knowing if he stayed around much longer something bad was going to happen to his supposedly friends.

Harry picked up his stuff and walked out of the room upset and very frustrated at his friends. He left Gryffindor tower and headed to the Room of Requirement. He locked the rooms and laid down in a bed, tired and upset.

Harry woke up the next morning, got dressed, and then went down to breakfast. When he got there he was swamped with many thoughts, literally. The whole hall was buzzing so much he had a headache.

He moved to sit by his friends and pretended everything was fine. He told them where he was last night and that everything would be fine. They were all worried about him; it made him feel much better. He knew they were just trying to help, but it bugged him how much they tried to help.

He looked up at the head table just in time to see Snape looking at him, but his professor quickly looked away. Harry used to just think that Snape did it because he hated him, but know he knew the truth.

Suddenly he figured out the perfect plan. He was going to get back at Snape for all those years of torture. He was going to make him love him, and then he was going to rip his heart out. That would prove to his friends that he was straight. Harry smiled at his genius plan. He knew he was meant to be a Slytherin, now he was going to out smart one.

Harry ate his food seductively, making a certain someone moan in his head while thinking of ways to take him with no one looking. Harry's personal favorite was that Snape was going to put a piece of chocolate in a trail on his body one by one. Then he would put chocolate syrup and whip cream at the end of the trail.

He figured he might indulge Snape a bit so he took a big chocolate muffin. He licked it slowly while Snape gave instructions in his head on what to do, which Harry followed word for word.

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This was going to be a fun experience,' he thought. 'I'll have to give him some though. I wonder, how guys have sex. Maybe I should go to the library and look at some books. For now though I'll make Snape happy, well for now. He licked the last of the chocolate muffin as he got ready for the next part of his plan.

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Should I make the next chapter today, maybe if I get more reviews.

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