A/N: This chapter has a little more humor, if that's what you clicked on this story for okay?Also, I let Simon have his lab from the cartoons, because frankly, he would probably go insane without it! Chapter 2
Disclaimer: I don't! Nope nuh-uh. I wish!
Simon was just backing away from the door after seeing the scene in the gym. "Wow" he whispered to himself. She is smart as well! Maybe she will understand me! Unlike Alvin. Simon rolled his eyes and continued thinking. ' They are anthropomorphized as well! I thought we were the only ones!' Simon's train of thought was interrupted by a red-clad chipmunk, who had been sneaking up on Simon. "Simon!" Yelled Alvin, and Simon spun around embarrased. "You, Mr. goody two-shoes, were watching the girls in P.E. class?!" Alvin cracked up laughing. Simon blushed under his fur and started sputtering. "W-what? No! N-nothing like that! I-I just heard some o-other chipmunks i-in there a-and i just thought.." "Ha! Yeah right bro!" Alvin squeezed out between laughs. "You were caught red handed!" "Pawed." Simon muttered under his breath, but Alvin ignored him and continued speaking. "Next time you do something like that, try to make up a believeable excuse!" Simon's face turned red under his fur and he started yelling. " I am not you Alvin! I don't do such roguish things as that-" "You just did." Alvin cut in. "-and I wouldn't lie about there being other anthropomorphic chipmunks!" Simon finished by glaring at Alvin. "What? Anthmoric? What does that even mean?" Asked Alvin. Simon sighed and wistfully thought of the purple-clad chipmunk, who had used that very word and understood it. "Alvin it means, long story short, that we can talk even though we are chipmunks." "Uh-huh... Okay, well you want me to believe there are other chipmunks like us here in school?" Simon nodded. "I'll need proof little brother." Said Alvin grinning. "Oh come on! Only by five minutes!" Simon yelled playfully, glad that they were not fighting anymore.
"Hey guys!" Said a certain green-wearing chipmunk. "What's up?" "Hey Theodore get this!" Said Alvin. "Simon wants me to believe that there are other chipmunks in school, because I caught h-mmph!" "What Alvin is trying to say-" Simon shot Alvin a look. He didn't want Alvin filling Theodore's head with thoughts like that. Simon continued speaking. "-is that he doesn't believe that there are other chipmunks like us in school, but there are!" "Ohh, ok!" Said theodore. "I think it will be cool to hang out with someone like us for a change!" Simon smiled. "As a matter of fact Theo, I saw one who reminded me of you!" "How original." Alvin sarcastically said. Simon frowned at him, then looked back at Theodore. "Anyways, her name was Eleanor, she wore all green, and she acted kind of motherly towards her sisters." Just the kind of girl Theo needs. Simon thought. Alvin's ears perked up. "Hey Si!" He exclaimed. "I might be willing to believe you if there's a girl for me in the deal!" Alvin waggled his eyebrows. Simon rolled his eyes. "Alvin, girls aren't some sort of property!" Now it was Alvin's turn to roll his eyes. "Dude, it's just a saying!" Suddenly Alvin got a cheeky grin on his face. "You'll understand when your older!" "Uggh whatever." Mumbled Simon, who was suddenly too drained to argue about their ages.
Simon started walking down the hall towards the exit of the school, staring into space. "Ok..." Mumbled Alvin. "Hey wait a minute.." "Hey Si! You never answered my question!" Yelled Alvin, who was running to catch up to Simon. "And what question would that be?" Asked Simon, who was lost in thought thinking about the purple-clad chipmunk named Jeanette. "You know! Is there a girl chipmunk like me?" "Umm.." Said Simon, tearing his mind away from Jeanette, and placing it on Alvin's question. "Well, there was this one female who had a... well I guess you would call it a fiery temper. Her name is Brittany, but I don't think she would take kindly to you if you-" "Who cares?! She's a girl, which means she has to fall for my awesome looks,charming personality-" "Big ego." Simon mumbled under his breath. "Hey I resent that!" Yelled Alvin. Simon rolled his eyes. "Okay whatever." Said Simon. "Just don't use her name if you meet her! She might want to know exactly how you knew her name, and that could turn out, um, messy." Simon shivered and thought about the two human girls that Brittany and Jeanette took down. He did not want that anger directed at him. Nope, Nuh-uh. "Hey Si?" Theodore spoke up after a long minute of thinking. "How exactly did you know their names?" Simon's eyes went wide, as Alvin's head snapped up. Oh no! He's got that look in his eyes! Simon thought. "Well, you see Theo, Si here was looking int-mmph!" Alvin's rush to get out an answer did not go unnoticed by Simon. "W-what d-did Simon do something bad?" Asked Theodore who was in a state of panic. Simon shook his head 'no' frantically, while Alvin nodded yes. Alvin tryed to get Simon in a headlock, but to no avail. Theodore was torn. He knew Simon didn't lie much, but something in the way Alvin was arguing that he did gave poor Theo an uneasy feeling. "Oww! Darn it Simon! That hurts!" Said Alvin, who was in a headlock and being given a noogie. Theodore's eyes went wide. "Alvin!" Theodore said in a reprimanding tone. Alvin looked at him, confused. "You said the D-word!" Theo finished. Alvin started panicking. Of course he hadn't said that word, but how was he going to tell Theo that? Simon let Alvin out of the headlock and shot him a look. I'll get you off the hook with Theodore if you don't mention what I did anymore. Alvin made a face, but he knew he had no choice. Alvin nodded his consent.
"Hey Theo!" Simon called to Theodore, who was pacing back and forth down the hall. "Yes Simon?" Theodore cautiously came closer to Simon. "Guess what i'm making in my lab!" Theodore blinked. This was the last thing he thought Simon would say. "U-um a project?" Theo guessed. Simon nodded. "And do you know what it does?" He asked the green-clad chipmunk. "Um..no?" Theodore gave Simon a bewildered look. "It makes great sundaes!" Simon said with a twinkle in his eyes. He knew that if anything would nab his brother, it would be food. Theodore kept the uneasy look, but Simon could see his defences breaking down at the mention of the treat. "R-really." Theodore tried to sound uninterested, he really did, but he couldn't help but sound a little eager. After all, Simon wouldn't make a regular sundae machine! Simon tryed not to smile at Theo's statment and continued. "Yes Theodore. My invention uses voice commands to make the perfect treat! You say an ingredient into the voice receptor and the ingredient materializes into your sundae! It also has options that you can set, to optimize the flavor! You can make the machine blend all of your ingredients together, you can set it up so when the machine senses that some ingedients won't taste good together, it adds another ingredient to make it taste good again, and the best part is that i've engineered it to recognise the user,and remember their data, so if a person really likes their sundae, the machine can make it exactly the same way again!" Simon finished with proudness in his eyes at his accomplishment. The whole time Simon was talking, Theodore's eyes were getting wider and wider, and he lost all of his defences as his thoughts were overpowered by huge sundaes. "Theodore." Theo's daydreams were interrupted by his blue-clad older brother. Theo looked up at Simon with blank eyes, while his mind was still in 'sundae land'. Simon stifled a laugh. "Theo-" He continued. "If you want any sundaes, you have to promise not to say anything about alvin's or my own problems okay?" Simon felt horrible. He was practically asking Theo to lie! This wasn't like him at all, and he felt like Alvin for a minute, but he was desperate and he felt he had no choice but to bribe his baby brother. "B-but.." Theodore protested, thinking about dishonesty and sundaes. "Please Theo?" Said Simon, who was already feeling bad enough. "W-well okay, but I get extra sprinkles and whipped crean on my sundae." Theodore said seriously. Simon cracked a smile at his little brother's childish ways. "Okay Theo, whatever you want." Simon replied.
The three boys walked out of the school, each thinking a different thought. Alvin's mind was occupied by one thought:i've gotta get Simon to get me out of trouble more often!,Theodore's head was filled with images of quintuple chocolate sundaes, And Simon was making up plans for a portable memory wiper, until of course his thoughts were overpowered once again by the purple-clad chipmunk. "Her glasses were quite fetching!" He said to no one in particular.
