Dis'blame'r: You asked for a second chapter, you got it! You did it, not me! YOU DID IT! You've been cautioned.. Oh, and thanks so much for the reviews! I love reviews! It's comforting to know I live in a world where people have problems like mine. **Crazy smirk** Hahahaha.

AN: This next piece of work may offend some. It is about DeathEaters and Voldemort, acting in strange ways... Letting children down, hitting elves, ridiculing Muggles... So, this may be strictly Slytherin humor, but I hope all will get a laugh out of it.

VOLDEMORT IS COMIN' TO TOWN

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(Curtain re-opens. Lucius Malfoy, Bellatrix Lestrange, and a few other DeathEaters walk out in black elf clothes, with matching jangling hats. They stand, backs facing the audience. They stare at the wall very seriously, and then, turn around one by one.)

ALL:

You'd better watch out!

You'd better not cry

You'd better not pout- I'm tellin' you why:

Voldemort is coming to town...

He's making a list

He's checkin' it twice

Gonna find out who's not on his side

Voldemort is coming to town...

LUCIUS' SOLO:

He sees you when you're sleeping

He knows when you're awake..

He knows if you've been bad or good.. So be BAD, for goodness sake!

(They pause to put their arms around eachother. The music slows down. They begin to can-can.)

You'd better watch out.. (Kick!)

You'd better not cry... (Kick!)

You'd better not pout- (Kick!) I'm tellin' you why: (Kick!)

Voldemort is coming to town...

( The sound of screaming is heard. A whip lashes.)

(ENTER Voldemort, in an ebony sleigh, using House Elves as reindeer)

VOLDIE:

On, Smasher! On, Banter!

On Spaz-cer, and Spitsen!

On Vomit! On Stupid!

On Goner and Gitsen!

(Whip lashes again)

VOLDIE:

HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHA!

(Takes off into the sky)

DEATHEATERS:

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(Much clapping/ Excited chatter)

LUCIUS:

I hope Voldie Claws gives me a- a- new hair bow for Christmas!

(Silence)

BELLATRIX:

Uhm.. Lucius, we've been meaning to tell you.. That hair bow is kind of.. Ahem... Well, it's just that -

(LUCIUS looks completely angry. Turns music up again.Music drowns out her voice. They resume their dancing.)

ALL:

You'd better watch out!

You'd better not cry

You'd better not pout- I'm tellin' you why:

Vol-de-mort is com-ing to tooooooooooowwwwwn...

(Applause)