Dry Bowser shook his skull, thinking to himself. "Sometimes... I wonder why I got on these adventures. Is it to prove my worth to the universe that I'm more than just an arguably cooler looking clone, or is it because I don't want to fall in the pratfalls that belittle my character of origin? Whatever the reason is, I feel like I continue to ask these things as I simply have no answer for such a quarry, but 1 thing is for certain. And that is the fact that I need to stop bumping into weird freaks constantly."