I don't own TVD nor do I own Michael Myers. But I do own the other peeps here. Hope you enjoy this chapter guys. It came from deep down in my twisted mind!

Damon and Lily got to Wal-Mart and were pissed off. Damon stormed in and started looking for the guy

"If he can't help you Damon I promise to rip him a new one" Lily said, Damon waved her off

"Oh he's gonna help I know he is." They searched throughout the store and finally found the guy who had given him the get small machine. The man smiled and started walking toward Damon and Lily

"Well hello sir…" he didn't get much further. Damon grabbed a huge metal pan and slammed him across the face with it.

"Shut up bitch!" he yelled "what did you do to me?"

"I don't know what you're talking about." The man said as he cried Damon drop kicked him

"Listen man, you had better turn me back or we're gonna have a problem."

"But sir, we don't have the get big machine in stock." Damon stared at him then he gasped and started sputtering

"Well, why the heck do you have The Get Small machine if The Get Big machine isn't in stock?" When the worker shrugged Damon slammed him over the head with the pan again. "You better get that in" the man struggled to his feet

"Okay, okay just don't hit me again, you'll just have to live your life until we get it in please!" the man started crying harder. People all around were staring at them, women whispering and children laughing. The man started to crawl away but Damon grabbed him and whispered

"if I have to stay stuck like this then I will come back with my glock and shoot you right in the face do you hear me bitch" the man nodded over and over again Damon nodded as well then said "lets roll Lily" Lily smiled at the man and followed Damon out of Wal-mart. When they got back in the car lily turned on the radio and Lady Gaga started to play. Damon made a face

"What's the matter?"

"I hate Lady Gaga, turn it off." Lily shook her head

"But I love this song!" then she started singing along

"I WAS BORN THIS WAY I WAS BORN THIS WAY OH YEAH UH HUH YEAH WHAT BORN THIS WAY!" Damon glared and kicked her chair. "Ow why'd you do that?"

"Shut the singing down." He growled in his ridiculous high pitched voice. Damon then sat back and allowed her to drive "hey lily"

"Yes Damon" she turned the corner and sped the car up. He gripped the seat belt and took a deep breath. His stomach started hurting. Caving in on itself. He hadn't felt this horrible feeling in five hundred years. He recognized it though, and he didn't like it very much

"I think I'm hungry, for human food." She turned around and frowned

"Really, that's weird but you're a vampire you just got small." Damon thought about that for a long time. Get small machine. Made him small, his voice got all squeaky like he hadn't gone through puberty yet. But he had a loooooong time ago, so why was it squeaky. Damon rose off his seat and looked in the mirror again, checking himself out. He looked familiar. Not just because he was hot and all but because he had once looked like this.

"Oh crap I'm five again; the get small machine shrank me, turning me into a kid again. That's why I'm not a vampire cause I wasn't a vampire when I was five…oh dang this sucks."

"Well if you're five again then you will have to refrain from cursing." Damon stared at the back of her head for a long time before he muttered

"Shut up lily, now take me to McDonalds I'm starving." Lily started to say something but thought about it and nodded

"Alright Damon."

AT McDONALDS'

Damon ordered a happy meal while Lily got a cheese burger and a diet coke. Damon glared at her when they sat down in the children's' area

"Why did you get a diet coke when you're gonna eat a cheese burger you fat ass." Lily's jaw dropped and she started to cry. Damon rolled his eyes and started playing with his green lantern toy. He made a lot of noise flying it around. Then he decided he was going to play in the tunnels. "Hold my toy and do not play with him got it?" he said to Lily who sighed

"Whatever just have fun sweetie." Damon made a face but ran over to the tunnel, flipped his shoes off then climbed in. Lily continued sitting there, and staring at her cheese burger. "Don't eat it lily it's not worth it. It is not worth it…" she was tapped on the shoulder "I WASN'T GONNA EAT IT!" she yelled before she saw it was just a lady a little older than what lily looked like. She had short brown hair and weak blue eyes. Her skin was stretched and wrinkly. Lily smiled

"Hello, my name is Lucy." Lily shook her hand

"I'm Lily, how are you."

"Oh I'm quite fine, do you mind if I sit?" lily offered her Damon's seat

"Not at all, here, well um is your child here?" Lucy laughed

"Oh yes my adorable little jenny, she's a sweet girl, I couldn't help but notice your um, son…" she trailed off as if not sure. Lily glanced up at Damon who was making faces at her through the plastic

"Yes my son, what is it. Did he do something he was just off on his own…?"

"Oh no not to me or my dear Jenny but I couldn't help but notice, he does have a dirty mouth." Lily blushed

"Yes he does, sometimes he just can't cope with certain things I say."

"Well Lily that isn't your fault, he is the child you are the adult. You have to assert yourself." Lily blinked and smiled

"Oh no, no Damon is fine. He's just got a mouth but its nothing big." Lucy nodded slowly

"But it is Lily, he'll say the wrong thing to someone and he'll probably get hurt now you wouldn't want that now would you?" Lily looked up at Damon who was now throwing plastic coloured balls around the netted cage he was in with a few other kids. She had always warned Damon about his mouth.

"You're right I don't want anything to happen to him. So what do I do?" Lucy leaned forward

"you tell him what you want and make sure he listens." Lily bit her lip and pushed her long blond curls away from her face. She took a deep breath

"Alright, Damon it's time to go, we have to go home." Damon shook his head

"I don't think so" Lily shrugged

"Well okay honey…" but one look at Lucy made lily take a breath and call again "no Damon we have to go now so get out the ball pit and lets go!" Damon froze his stare on her then said

"Who you talkin' to?" he said curiously lily looked to Lucy who nodded encouragingly

"You now let's go." Damon got out of the ball pit and marched over to her.

"We're going when I say we're going to you hear me?"

"Assert yourself Lily"

"Hey lady why don't you shut up I run this." Some lady in the corner with her husband made a noise

"Oooohhhh this is gonna be good" the man agreed. Lucy gave a lily a look

"Lily you run this not him, he's a little boy and you won't let him talk to you that way tell him." Lily looked at Damon quickly; he glared at her his black eyes burning. Lily gulped then stood up.

"We're leaving now! I run this shit and we are going home do you understand me." Again Damon was back to sputtering

"Wha… how… you… darn you." The whole of McDonalds broke into applause at that and Lily grabbed Damon by his hand. By then it was dark out

"Thank you Lucy you're right I am the parent." Damon made a face

"You're not my…" but Lily stomped on his foot hard before she led him out. When they got to the car Damon shook her off "I'm gonna kill you lily. You hear that. I hate you when we get home I'm gonna cut you. How dare you act like my parent and command me. I'm the man you hear me you listen to me!" Lily crossed her arms over her chest and scoffed

"Is that so?"

"Yup" Lily and Damon had a stare down then all of a sudden, she pushed him down opened the car door, got in and drove off. "hey! Get back here, I'm scared of the dark, oh shoot come one." But Lily was out of the parking lot. No cars were left and the street lamps were slowly turning off.

Damon heard music all of a sudden. He couldn't place the music at first. He didn't know where it was coming from. But then it got louder and he got it. It was the theme music from Halloween. Which meant…Damon turned around slowly and saw a masked man walking toward him, a knife in one hand and a boom box in the other. Damon screamed like a girl and started running. Michael Myers started to chase him with the knife and boom box. Damon ran around the parking lot screaming for help but no one came. Lily drove up after a while

"Hey Damon are you ready to apologize and get in the car?" she asked he glared at her

"You shut up and open the door." Lily frowned

"Oh I don't think so not with that attitude." And she drove off again. Michael grabbed for Damon but he ducked and rolled, got back up and continued running for his life. He tried to go back into McDonalds but it was locked

"Oh come on the sign says open twenty four hours, open the door." The music got louder and Damon turned around to see Michael now in a leather jacket coming for him. "" he yelled in fear and continued running. He got so scared he almost peed himself. "Oh shit oh shit somebody help me, I can't do this I don't wanna die…again" Damon thought as he continued to run and scream all around the parking lot. Finally when he was in tears Lily drove up again

"So what do we say?" he gasped and tried to open the door

"Please I'm sorry okay he's trying to kill me just open the door lily I'm sorry for being mean I'll never be mean again." Lily seemed to think about it then she unlocked the door.

"Get in" once he did she turned the radio up and drove off leaving Michael Myers alone in the parking lot.

I wonder what the next chapter of their story will be hmm… well review and perhaps we'll find out