Um so I got really bored and I started writing this and I honestly did try so don't judge too much if it's bad. Have fun reading though, I swear I'll make it a little more fun to read on the later chapters xD.
Harry Potter POV
I woke up slowly and returned back from dream land to reality. Then the memories from last night came back and then suddenly I felt super scared but so happy because I can finally have a life of my own.
Then I realized that the snake I met last night and saved me from that creep was still there.
The snake slithered forward with a mouse in its mouth and dropped in front of my feet. I stared at the snake then asked, "Am I supposed to do something with this?"
"No duh, you're supposed to eat it you idiot" the snake hissed back.
"Um did you forget that I'm human? I don't eat mice, I eat real food." I said.
"What is it then? Fake food? Ugh whatever if you want food then, go hunt for it yourself. I'm not helping you any more" the snake hissed back angrily and swallowed the mouse it caught whole.
I stared at the snake a little bit more then asked, "What's your name and what gender are you. Oh and while you're at it tell me old you are and how I can speak to snakes. My uncle and aunt seriously wasn't lying when they said I was a freak right?"
"Well my name is Dregreph and I'm male if you can't tell by male masculine hissing and I'm 68 years old. And no you are not a freak, just a wizard."
'Damn this snake really is crazy, first he thinks I'm capable of eating raw mice and now he's telling me I'm a wizard' I thought.
I shuffled backwards a little bit, hoping maybe I won't catch the craziness the snake has.
"Oh come on, don't tell me you didn't know that. Or else I have to say Dumbledore really is stupid and selfish and never came to check on you while you were with your relatives. Considering the fact you are out here and you are skinny as hell and look like you're 7 I guess that they really did hate you."
I started getting uncomfortable and I said, "Well then Dregreph, it was uhh nice meeting you and thank you for saving my life last night but I really have to get going right now and yeah. Have a nice-"
"You don't really expect me to leave you out here all alone did you. Oh come on don't look at me like I'm crazy, don't worry, when you turn eleven you'll get a letter saying you're go to Hogwarts and you'll see that I'm really not all that crazy. Now let's go find a suitable place for you to live, shan't we?"
I thought about rejecting the offer but after all the snake did to me, I thought I might as well follow him. We started walking to another place slowly and kept talking around just to know each other a little better.
Valentin POV
"Remember Valentin, you are going to school this August and you have to have a rally good first impression. To do that you have to be smart and be strong. Now go study some more of that herbology, yes I know it's boring but you have to be good at it. Imagine this, the boy-who-lived is actually really really lazy!"
I sigh in frustration as my father goes over the same lecture again for the 4th time this week. "Yes dad" I answer.
I look at my herbology book with hate and I swear I just saw the book trying to close itself.
I sigh again and I start rereading the 3rd chapter of the book. Seriously, cleaning up my room is better than this! Ok just kidding it isn't, I'm pretty great full of those house elves.
Then I daze off into space again and kept pretending I was reading and soon enough my father dismissed me and I run outside, throwing my forgotten book on the ground and grab a broomstick and start flying around our big quidditch pit.
Harry POV
On the way to our new "house", we found a half eaten burrito on the ground Andy decided to eat it. It was dirty but ten times better than the "food" that the Dursleys gave me.
No they didn't give me leftovers because those obese whales and skinny goat ate everything up and there was never anything left.
They give me usually inedible food and call me ungrateful if I don't eat it. Stupid.
We finally ended up by a random place and Dregreph told me to put one of my hands on this certain brick of the wall.
I really started wondering why I agreed with following this crazy snake and I put my hand on the brick like he instructed me to and surprisingly, the wall turned into a door.
The snake smirked at me, obviously knowing that I thought he was crazy and he proved me wrong.
I blushed and just walked through the door with him and we ended up in this wacky funny looking place called Diagon Alley. The door behind us closed and we started heading down the road.
We ended up at this place called Gringrotts, a wizarding bank run by ugly looking potato on legs aka gnomes.
"Can I go to the Potter vault?" I ask.
"Do you have your key?" The potato asked.
"No one ever gave me a key and plus, both my parents are dead and my aunt and uncle are not wizards." I answered.
The gnome looked at me obviously thinking I'm crazy.
"Well then, we have to take a blood test on you. Use this dagger and put 5 drops of your blood on this paper."
I wince in pain as the dagger cut into the skin of my palm and blood dropped onto the paper.
Then under the drops, words appeared and it said Harry James Potter, son of Lily Evans and James Potter and twin brother of Valentin Lucas Potter.
"Twin?" I ask. "Wait so I have a twin! And is he alive?"
The gnome shrugged and gave me a new key that popped out of the wall and said, " this is the key to the Potter vault."
The gnome and I went on this super fun roller coaster like ride and arrived when we opened the door, my jaw must have hit the ground, because what I saw here was a ton of gold, tons and tons of it.
So that was chapter two I hope you enjoyed and I also hope you will review and yeah. :)
