Moooo Moooo~

"..hmm..."

Moooo Moooo~

Lambo's left eye peered open in a drowsy haze as he sighed. He couldn't believe it was already time to wake up; he was too relaxed to move. His body was very warm, and he felt a soft breeze against the nape of his neck. The small movement of his hair tickled him but he was nowhere near tempted to retrieve his device. He groaned as the sound of his cow alarm continued to echo from his cell phone and bounce within his bedroom. Lambo was too sleepy to care, too lazy to try, and when his body stretched out he felt heavier than usual. His eye closed once silence ensued.

It was a good thing that his alarm had an automatic snooze. The young Bovino twisted over to his side, thankful for another few minutes to rest. His lips twitched as the familiar breeze brushed against his lips. Another five minutes passed without him regarding it, or the now mooing phone.

"You're just going to ignore it kora?"

"Hmm."

"It's getting pretty late kora."

"Yare yare..." He grumbled softly, still half asleep. "Grapes...mor..nnning...milk.." He barely registered the soft chuckle that sent air puffed against him.

Now Lambo liked to believe he had good senses. He was use to time traveling on daily basis and could detect when the atmosphere around him changed. However, he knew he was at his weakest when waking up from sleep.

He felt a heavy something touch his sides, against bare skin. Bare...as in exposed. His brows furrowed, the light graze striding up and down his side felt like fingers. It tickled and he twitched, feeling a slight chill. Surely his sleepy state was playing tricks on him.

Lambo ignored the 'touch'. It was actually quite soothing after the awhile and it distracted him from the persistent alarm. He could feel himself drifting back to sleep when he felt the caress lower to his hip bone. A small amount of pressure was put there, then, a whole...hand caressed his hip. Lambo sucked in air sharply and a soft moan escaped his lips. He never had a dream that felt so real.

"mmm." The young Bovino inhaled deeply, sighing at the fresh scent of grass and ocean breeze. It was a surprising scent that he didn't give much thought to, but was something like being at the beach. His body unconsciously approached the new scent, which was really Lambo's body snuggling into the source.

Now, he expected to touch water, as odd as it sounded. But half asleep he was still dreaming, or so he thought. His brows furrowed once more. It was warm, kind of hard too.

Lambo's hand shifted from place and slowly, prodded what was under his touch. His fingers grazed up a smooth pattern; like up and down waves or hills.

The increasingly curious cow's arm drifted downward, the trail smooth until he touched something different. It was like weird grass. Did that even make sense? Oddly enough the grass was more like a patch, which was attached to something else. He felt it lightly. What an odd shape he thought. He continued his act until he felt a light pulse underneath him.

"Well good morning to you too." It was enough to make his left eye peer open.

Looking at the grinning blond man before him, he realized after a few seconds he was not dreaming. The events that occurred next were surprisingly slow.

The young Bovino stared at his bed mate.

"Co..Colonello?" His wandering green eye saw the ex-Arcobaleno strong arm stretched and followed where it linked. "Wh...Why are you touching me?"

"Your skin is even softer than it looks kora." Lambo blushed and gasped, his other eye widening with further disbelief.

"Aaah! OH MY GOD!" He pulled back his hand as if burned suddenly, staring at it with a sense of disgust and betrayal. His hand, just now...it couldn't have been...god he prayed it wasn't.

"My clothes!" He sat up quickly, brushing Colonello's arm off him. He lifted his bed sheets and was relieved to find that he still had on underwear.

"Relax kora." Colonello sat up, the covers around his waist lowered and unconsciously Lambo followed the movement.

"No no no!" Lambo shrieked completely mortified, throwing himself with enough force that he fell 'gracefully' off his own bed.

"Why are you naked?" He covered his innocent eyes, only to cry in further agony. He really needed to bleach his hand before using it as a shield.

Colonello looked at himself thoughtfully, aware that the young Bovino saw his golden locks - and not the hair on his head. He looked back at the blushing cow that was holding his chest protectively.

He smirked.

"You don't remember last night do you, kora?" Lambo paled. Last night? No, he didn't remember anything. As far as his memories could travel, he recalled being at a park.

Colonello stepped off the bed, giving the other a nice view of his backside. Lambo's faced reddened and he stuttered incoherently for the other to wear underwear, pants, a squirrel suit, anything! Just seeing the smooth, muscular body that was the COMSUBINs' was embarrassing to no end.

He heard a laughter echo in his room. Peeping up he saw the once naked man wearing his usual camouflage pants.

"You're too easily flustered, kora." Lambo gazed at the man's chest as he stood up from the floor.

"Well excuse me. I'm not exactly use to waking up in the morning WITH A MAN IN MY BED!" He yelled distressfully.

Lambo sighed heavily, feeling a bit better.

"Oi, it's your fault." Colonello crossed his arms. "You fell asleep on our date and I had to carry you back home. I even tucked you in," he gestured to the bed, "I was kind of tired so I decided to rest for a bit and must have fallen asleep kora."

"Oh." Lambo suddenly felt guilty. The ex-Arcobaleno couldn't believe how easily convinced the Bovino was. "Uhm...thank you?" He shifted awkwardly.

"It's fine. I'll be down stairs waiting kora." With that, the taller male left. Lambo was still flustered but he managed to sort his thoughts. None of which included how they had become so undressed or even the fact that Colonello had described yesterday's outing as a date.

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Lambo stumbled down the stairs. He fidgeted the whole time thinking about the events before. The memories of the previous night somewhat resurfaced and he could trace no ill moments. But that did nothing to ease his scarred mind.

The young Bovino had found his clothes hastily and dashed to his bathroom; making sure to scrub his hand thoroughly. Yet, he could still feel the sinful feeling of groping Colonello.

He was in for a long day.

Lambo entered the kitchen and found he was alone. He had expected to see one, if not both of the former Arcobalenos sitting around. He took the unexpected opportunity and grabbed himself a glass of milk and sat on the counter, much too disturb to make himself a proper meal.

"I can't believe I touched his...thing." Tears threatened to form from mere shame. He couldn't believe he had such bad luck, to accidentally grope someone without being drunk. And he thought getting struck by lightning as a kid was bad juju.

"Well that's nice, but hardly breakfast appropriate." He jumped, completely startled. He struggled to stop his drink from spilling.

"Y-Yamamoto!" The older guardian greeted Lambo with a sly grin.

"Teenagers these days grow up so fast."

"I-I, just now- I mean! Uhm-"

Takeshi waved his hand dismissively, taking a seat across from the young Bovino.

"Listen, I understand completely." Lambo eyed him curiously, listening as the rain guardian continued with his theory. "You're at that age where your hormones-" The petrified cow sputtered.

"Oh no. Yamamoto that's not it-"

"-are raging hard for some release."

"Goodness will you just listen."

"I have this feeling too. Actually, I have it quite often."

"Oh god, stop please!"

"Haha, that's why I have Go-"

In a flash, Takeshi's head hit the kitchen counter faster than Lambo could register; his eyes wide as they traced up to find the culprit.

"Ah, Gokudera...good morning."

The greeting was not returned, instead the Vongola's right hand man yelled at his victim.

"Yamamoto, what were you going to say?"

"Ahaha, I hit the table so hard I forgot."

"I thought so."

Now Lambo was confused. What? That's normal? These two... Just when the young Bovino was on the verge of recovery, Gokudera spoke.

"So who were you molesting stupid cow?" Lambo's head hit the counter, groaning.

"Why doesn't anyone listen to me?" He sulked. Was it so hard to get across that he woke up in the morning completely naked with another man? That he ended up feeling the blond's muscular torso and thick…why was he even trying to say all this? It was far too embarrassing.

"Do you always tease each other like this in the morning?" The three guardians turned heads, finding a very cheerful Colonello. One of which greeted nicely, the other blushing, and another-"

"So do you know what Lambo was fantasizing about over here?" Gokudera motioned his thumb rudely towards the Bovino. "We think the idiot cow had a wet dream."

"Stupidera!"

"No kora, that's not it. What he was holding this morning was definitely real." Everyone but the cocky COMSUBIN faltered. "Now if you don't mind, I would like to take my cow on a date." He smiled, shock faces not responding right away. Colonello chuckled and grabbed Lambo's wrist; the boy was presently trying not to pass out from pure fatigue. Dealing with their new guest would surely continue to weigh him down.

Yamamoto and Gokudera watched silently till the other two left.

"Wow, he shagged with Colonello." Takeshi turned to Hayato with a fascinated expression. "Wait to go Lambo." Now, Yamamoto wasn't sure if it was his face that gave way to his perverted thoughts of their 'encounter', but soon the rain guardian's face was kissing the table again.

"W-where are we going?" Lambo, with his entire manly aura, squeaked. This made the blond laugh as he led the Bovino towards the front of the estate.

"We're going out of course! I hate being cooped up in any place for too long kora." It was something Lambo thought to be obvious; in fact, it may be why Colonello often lived in tents in wide open spaces. It was apparent as well, that the blond was not the typed to be tamed. This fact worried Lambo. Being stuck with a guy who lacked normal society rules was bound to cause him trouble, especially if it was someone as impulsive and carefree as this former Arcobaleno.

"B-But it's so early! We didn't even eat breakfast yet." Colonello paused and turned to face the Bovino.

"You're right kora." Suddenly, Lambo was pulled against the blonde's welcoming chest. He gasped in surprise and stared dumbfounded at the other.

"Wha-"

"I can always feed you something if you get hungry." Lambo paled, his mouth open with disbelief. He turned his head to the side, his eye twitching; the salty but pleasant scent of ocean breeze began to consume his senses.

"Don't even joke about that." He whined- err, warned the blond. He heard footsteps and turned his gaze up. Suddenly all his pride was weakening. There, by one of the door arches stood a certain hitman.

"Reborn." Lambo's voice came out as a dreadful tone. He felt lighter suddenly, as if all his pride had floated away. Being bear hugged by the blond was one thing; getting caught by someone like Reborn was just devastating.

"Ah, good morning." He tried not to sound phased but with his neck exposed, Colonello decided to place his lips against his nape and he shivered visibly, which threw away his composure. Lambo pushed roughly against the blond, pulling himself free. Now he stood one hand on his neck and the other against his own lips; as if he was afraid something was bound to come out of him. He fought the blush and failed, looking like a deer in headlights…or a cow at a burger joint.

"You're no fun kora. Clamming up when someone catches us, you should be more expressive like this mor-"

"Gah! No more!" Lambo couldn't take this back-and-forth habit the blond had; it was only for perverted purposes anyhow. "Reborn! Can't you show Colonello around? Aren't you…guys…" Lambo saw the hitman's face darkening. "…friends?" He scratched off that possibility quickly with the glare it produced from the other dark-haired male.

Reborn looked up to the cheeky blond.

"Of course you'd have a thing for stupid kids. Although it's kind of befitting, since you're just a bigger version of one." Colonello didn't falter. He had his usual grin, knowing the other was more jealous than anything.

"Stupid cow." He looked back at Lambo and smacked his head. It was something the Bovino was use to, but never wanted, especially in front of other people. " You're too easy to push. Just shut up and do your job. You can't even do any missions properly and now you're having trouble being a tour guide?' Lambo began to sulk.

"Yare yare…you're cruel. I was just asking for help. I don't like being molested by this beast." He gestured behind him to Colonello. The blond laughed aloud in an almost endearing way.

"That's weird kora. Between the two of us, I'm sure you're the molester."

Lambo blushed and turned to yell at the blond. "I didn't know you were in my bed or naked at that!" Silence pursued, he refused to look back. "We should leave. The more I talk to you, the harder this gets for me."

"I imagine it can be a lot harder kora."

"Gaaaaaaah!" Lambo pushed past Colonello. He proceeded to run out the front door, getting a much needed head start from the blond.

Reborn eyes averted from the flapping front doors that Lambo had swiftly made his escape through, and directed them back to the other male. However, it was Colonello who spoke first.

"Hey Reborn, do you think he'll notice you if you're too cold? Not that I care, kora. Makes it easier for me. I think we work well together, but I'll have to test that theory out for sure." The blond grinned, despite Reborn's lack of expression.

"You're an idiot if you think taking the cow around town is going to win him over. He'll just find you creepier than you are now. I don't even have to do something in order to make him come to me."

Both former Arcobalenos stared at each other in silence. And as usual, it was Colonello to take action first.

"Well then, I guess I'll have to try harder kora." Colonello turned around and waved. There really was not much more to be said. He had to find his little Bovino and take advantage of the day ahead. His tactic usually involved a straight approach or quick action, but he would have to be a little more…considerate to Lambo's feelings. Too much of himself could be overwhelming, this he knew. It was something he was not ashamed of. But Lambo needed time to adjust, or he wouldn't tolerate him like he planned.

Either way, Colonello planned on making his first move.

xxCh02xx

A/N: Hohoho, Colonello plans on…something. Well, there you have it. Sadly, I remembered I have a terrible rate of updating. I just like to start so many stories at once I get distracted –looks away-

Speaking of which, I am planning 2 more. One is an adventure like fic, featuring everyone and various pairings. I wanted to ask though, I wanted to put RL down as the main pairing, but since it is Tsuna…I was thinking of putting him down and maybe Reborn or Hibari since they are there throughout the whole story. Although the romance is with other characters each. I may put a preview next chapter depending. The other is a short, multi-chaptered fic about RL and a misunderstand that is entirely blown out of proportion. (which is comedy, I may get started soon on this one!)

Long A/N bleh, please R&R! I really update for reviews xD I'm just a glutton for people who press my button~ Please tell me what you think and for the next chapter, I have an idea of what will happen, but I'm always looking for ideas. I tend to get help from you guys in my fics whenever I might be stuck. Until then I'll answer whatever questions and hopefully, be updating soon.