Wow... I don't know what to say. I'll start with sorry. I cant believe it took me this long. Hehehe... yeah. I know this is short. Really short. But I figured its better then nothing and since I haven't updated in forever I thought this would have to do. I am actually working on typing it all up now. I mean it this time too. I have written more for the story as well. The next chapters will be longer. Yeah, so the reason I haven't updated in so long is because my summers are insanely full and then, shortly after school started up again, my computer died. Yup, apparently they don't sell chargers for laptops that are only 5 years old. And I didn't get a new computer until christmas. Great huh? Well, Im back finally. On a better note. Thanks soooo much for the reviews! They were wonderful. They are the reason this is out so soon after christmas. I had lost all that I had typed up when my computer died so I had to start all over. And Im not the fastest typer ever. Nor do I have much time to type this up. Your reviews helped me by giving me a reason to type it all up again. Ok, well on to the story! Yay!
Nope I dont own Harry Potter. Dang.
Chapter 2
Nagini slipped back into Vipers cupboard with his various band shirts, hoodies, and cargos, the only things he ever wore. His family kindly provided him with Dudley's old cloths, but Viper, understandably, hated wearing them.
-Viper! We're leaving. Come!- hissed Nagini from the shadows.
-How? I'm too big… since you obviously haven't noticed.- hissed Viper.
-You'll fit. Now come or we'll be late!-
Late? What the hell! Late for what?
-Late for what? What are you blathering on about?- hissed Viper
-You shall see. Come.- hissed Nagini rolling her eyes.
-Dumbass snake… Never tell me anything.-
-I was under the impression you were a snake as well Viper.-
-Oh bugger off.-
-Hmmm… We shall have to work on that language of yours. You may find yourself in pain if you talk like that in the presence of some people I know and you will be meeting… Eventually.-
-I'll speak however I fucking want to. And are we leaving or what?!- hissed Viper angrily annoyed Nagini had managed to win yet another argument.
-Perhaps…-
Viper gave her the finger.
-Oh alright. Were going. Follow me.- hissed Nagini exasperated.
Wow, Nagini was right I did fit. Hey this is pretty cool. I wonder how she did this? Its like magic or something.
Through the small whole in the wall there was a massive cavern much to big to fit under the cupboard. Not to mention, the whole in the wall had grown large enough for Viper to fit through comfortably. After about 10 minutes of following Nagini in the underground cavern, they stopped in a large open space roughly in the shape of a circle.
-We wait here.- hissed Nagini.
-Wait here? For what- hissed Viper confused.
-Your friends! Who else?-
-And they will know how to get here… how? I doubt they even know this place exists.-
-You shall find out everything soon enough.- Nagini hissed evasively while Viper banged his head against the wall. A few minutes later Vipers friends and a man that looked scarily like his friend Cobra popped out of nowhere holding an old sneaker.
-Holy shit! Nagini! How did they do that? And don't even think about telling me to wait until my birthday.- hissed Viper in surprise.
-Hush! Why don't you ask them? Also, lay off the snake speak. It worries some people.- hissed Nagini.
"Cobra! Mamba! How the bloody hell did you do that!?!" yelled Viper still thoroughly surprised.
While Viper and Nagini had their conversation Cobra, Mamba, and the newly dubbed older Cobra dude were staring at Viper in shock. Although hiding it very well, thank you very much. Cobra and Mamba knew Viper had a special connection to snake, but they never would have guessed he was a parselmouth. Older Cobra dude on the other hand had more on his mind. He recognized Viper for who he really was, aka Harry Potter. He realized this due to the fact Vipers scar was showing from behind his bang. Also he vaguely resembled his long dead father James Potter. Older Cobra dude had never thought his sons mesterious friend 'Viper' could possibly be the infamous 'boy who lived', especially because of Vipers familarity with the Dark Lords familiar Nagini. And now he was supposed to teach him about magic!? Why couldn't Nagini do it? Viper obviously understood her!
"We'll explain when we get to my house." said Cobra.
-I hate waiting- hissed Viper angrily.
"English!" said the older Cobra with an air of authority. The man was tall, had long white blond hair and looked like an aristocrat who always got what they wanted.
-Fuck off! Who asked you?- hissed Viper. Then in English he spat out, "Cobra, is that your dad? Viper did not like being told what to do like that.
"You got a problem with that?" said Cobra angrily.
"Viper! Cobra! Shut it! Your both being idiots! Viper, please speak English so we can all understand you. Cobra, give Viper a break. You know he has issues with people who try to control him, and with good reason. You've heard the stories of his 'family' same as I have." said Mamba making quote signs with his fingers when he said family.
-Idiots. I'll talk like this whenever I bloody well want to.- Viper hissed, just to spit everyone.
-ENGLISH! NOW!- yelled Nagini.
-Yeash, whats your problem?-
-ENGLISH!!!!-
"All right all right, be that way." mumbled Viper.
"Now that that's over, grab a hold of the shoe." said Cobra's dad.
"The shoe." said Viper in obvious distain. "And how will this help anything?"
"Just do it, ok?" said Mamba.
Viper and everyone else grabbed the shoe. Cobra's dad mumbled a word and Viper felt someone trying to pull his stomach. The large cavern disappeared and the entrance to what appeared to be a large mansion appeared in its place.
