Hi, everyone! I really enjoyed writing this chapter!

TW: Transphobia


The Blues: My suspension is bullshit and I would do it again.

Moon-Moon: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? You got suspended? For what?

Your Mom Let You Have Three Mohawks: Did you eat spare change on a dare again?

The Blues: No.

The Blues: And can't a man eat some coins for a bet and not get a reputation?

Frejord: No.

Frejord: And I also think I know what happened.

Frejord: If I'm right, I am 100% behind Gajeel.

Studied The Blade: Oh, is this about Bora?

The Blues: Yuuuuuuuuuuuup.

Studied The Blade: Oh yeah, then you were totally in the right.

Studied The Blade: How's Levy doing?

Moon-Moon: ? Bora? Levy? Erza agreeing with Gajeel? What is this madness?

Buff Pikachu: Remember seeing that prick with a busted nose. Knew if it wasn't me, probably you did it.

Buff Pikachu: Probably definitely deserved it.

What Ale's Ya: Wat did the fucboi do now?

Team Mom: Everyone, please give Gajeel some space. This could be stressful for him and Levy, and we shouldn't keep pressuring him.

Team Mom: But I would also like to point out that I share Ecom with Bora and can make things very difficult for him 😉.

KeyBlade Fed-Ex Girl: She's not just Team Mom, she's also Fite-Mom!

KeyBlade Fed-Ex Girl: BTW, Levy's fine. I'm with her at Gajeel's house. We're playing Madden. Well, me and Levy are playing. Gajeel's losing :p

Team Mom: Oh, I'm glad 😊

What Ale's Ya: Didn't we tel Steely-Dan to get sum beter fukin games

The Blues: Didn't I tell you to pay me back for that Vodka I got you?

What Ale's Ya: Shit yer right

Lift And Reps: Bora's actions were completely unmanly!

Fair Folk: Well, that's his two cents.

Fair Folk: Not that I don't agree with him.

Scales Of Pink: Sorry, guys. I fell asleep as soon as I got home. Didn't see the phone till now.

Scales Of Pink: Oh shit.

Scales Of Pink: I'm gonna kick Bora's ass.

The Blues: Do you even know what he did?

Scales Of Pink: Nope.

Ain't Easy Being Green: Would Levy be OK with you telling us what happened, Gajeel? We all completely understand if she isn't. Send her my best wishes.

Moon-Moon: Oh totally. We don't need to know.

The Blues: Nah, she says she's OK with it. Half the chat seems to know anyway. So why the fuck not.

The Blues: The last part was from me. We all know that curse words are a no-no for Levy.

The Blues: Me and Levy were walking to Science when Mr. Prick Magee decided to shout something very assholish at us.

The Blues: When I told him to shut his mouth, he fuckin misgendered Levy.

There were no messages for thirty seconds.

Buff Pikachu: He's dead. I'm going to kill him.

Ain't Easy Being Green: I got your flower, Laxus. Get him.

Scales Of Time: Oh, he's so getting his ass kicked!

Your Mom Lets You Have Three Mohawks: What a grade-A asswipe.

Moon-Moon: Hope Bora likes dog-shit in his locker. Cos that's what he's gonna find for the rest of the year.

Team Mom: Gajeel, tell Levy if she needs anything I'm here.

Team Mom: And then tell her I am going to rain hot demonic heck on Bora.

Frejord: Team Mom don't need cursing to be Fite Mom.

Frejord: Yeah, the piece of shit made some cracks when he saw my binder in the changing room. Shut right up when I made his eye black.

Frejord: Should've given him a lot more it seems.

Fair Folk: From what I saw of him, his nose is going to be pointing westward for the foreseeable future.

Fair Folk: Some of your finest work, Gajeel.

What Ale's Ya: Dat little bich. He's so gettin stabbed.

Keyblade Fed-Ex Girl: Don't stab, Cana. Your knife's too good for his blood.

What Ale's Ya: Shit yer right.

What Ale's Ya: Wel, a kick to the bals is on its way.

Heavy Rain QTE: Several.

The Blues: He's gonna have my fucking fist imprinted on his nose for the next month.

The Blues: Make him think twice before trying that shit again.

The Blues: Got slapped with a two week suspens from the school.

Reading Rainbow: I really wish you hadn't gotten yourself in trouble for me.

Reading Rainbow: But I prefer to think of it as a two week gift for being the best boyfriend.

What Ale's Ya: LEVY!

Busy Studying The Blades: LEVY!

Lifts And Reps: LEVY!

Heavy Rain QTE: LEVY!

Moon-Moon: How are you doing, Gurl?

Moon-Moon: I have the dogshit at the ready!

Reading Rainbow: I'm fine, Lisanna.

Reading Rainbow: But I may take you up on that offer.

Reading Rainbow: Honestly, it was pretty rough. Used to just hearing that kind of stuff said behind my back or when I'm out on the town. Shook me up to hear someone so open about it.

Reading Rainbow: But when I have such awesome friends like you guys, it's nothing!

Ain't Easy Being Green: Levy, you are an amazing girl and deserve the world.

Key-Blade Fed-Ex Girl: Levy #ConfirmedBestGirl.

Frejord: I'll drink to that.

Frejord: Also, I could get Rogue and we could have one of our 'Fuck Gender Nights' again.

Buff Pikachu: You're a hundred times more badass than that coward.

Reading Rainbow: You guys! I'm crying.

Key-Blade Fed-Ex Girl: She's not lying. Tears all over Gajeel's jacket.

Reading Rainbow: And I'd love that, Grey 😊

Scales Of Pink: Now that ya mention it, where is Rogue?

Busy Studying The Blade: And Sting?

Moon-Moon: *X-FILES THEME*


Shadow-Bae To Light-Bae:

Light Bae: Got the spray paint?

Shadow Bae: Indeed. You have his address?

Light Bae: Uh-huh.

Light Bae: How's Levy doing?

Shadow Bae: Better. Everyone in the chat is being great.

Shadow Bae: They were actually asking about us.

Light Bae: Well, they'll find out tomorrow.

Shadow Bae: Indeed.

Shadow Bae: So, what do you wish to write on Bora's house?

Light Bae: Something smart, yknow. Something that'll really hit the core of why he's such a horrible person. Deep and scathing.

Shadow Bae: You're going to write 'Prick' in block capitals, aren't you?

Light Bae: Oh ofc.

Shadow Bae: I love you so much.


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