I realize I didn't have a decimator last time soooooo here it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me-I own absolutely nothing!!! *waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*

Heather- get over it.

Me- you are so mean! Do you not care about my emotions?

Heather- yes I do…. But I don't care.

Me- huh?

Heather- Jasper cares about you emotions!! In fact… look! He's right behind you!

Me- WHERE!!!!! *turns around at vampire speed*

Heather- *hits rose over the head with a fish*

Me- *falls on floor muttering something about pumpkin muffins*

Heather- MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Rose doesn't own anything :)

Me-……love......Jasper……

Heather- enjoy! And review or else I will come after you with a fish! Lol

HAHAHA I AM AS HAPPY AS A MONKEY ON CRACK!!!!!!!!!!! ENJOY!!!

Bella's POV

Ugh, why does my head hurt so much? Where am I? I creaked my eyes open and immediately closed them again. OW! The light was so bright coming in my window, I couldn't help but cringe. That definitely didn't help my already horrible headache.

"She wants to touch me whoo ooh

She wants to love me whoo ooh

She'll never leave me whoo ooh whoo ooh whoo ooh

Don't trust a Ho, never trust a Ho

Don't trust a Ho, cause' the Ho won't trust me."

I could hear my cell going off somewhere in the distance but I really didn't feel like getting up to answer it. Would you? I didn't think so.

The sixth time the very annoying person called I figured I might as well answer it to get some peace and quiet. I forced my eyes open and sat up slowly, not wanting to make myself dizzy. I had been hung-over many times and I knew that fast movements were a no no.

"Hello?"

"Hey Bellz." I automatically knew who it was, even without knowing the voice. Emmett was the only one to ever call me Bellz.

"What's up Em?" I walked lazily into the kitchen, searching for Advil. I had known Emmett for two weeks and we had gone out partying every night. I really enjoyed his company and he was so damn funny! Perfect best friend type. And that's what he was, my best friend. I don't know how I got so lucky to actually find a decent person in New York City on my second day, but I did and ended up with this goofball.

"I told you last night I would call you." He chuckled. I looked at the clock and saw that it was 2:00. Wow, I had been asleep for a long time. I guess that's what I get for partying all night.

"I guess so, but we said and did a lot of stuff last night that didn't mean anything. Sorry about making out with you by the way. Again." I laughed at the memory and knew he would find it funny. As I suspected he laughed his booming laugh along with me. For some reason whenever we drank we would always end up making out… oh well, I didn't think of him like that.

"So what's the real reason you called?"

"I was actually wondering if you wanted to come over, Rosalie came back early and I want you to meet her." he sounded excited at the end. How could I deny that little kid voice anything? I could imagine him pouting, just begging me to say yes.

"Okay Em, just tell which apartment is yours." After giving me all the information I would need to get there, I said goodbye and set my phone on the counter. God, where is the Advil when you need it! I was searching my medicine cabinet and coming up empty. Why the fuck is there a shoe in the coffee pot? It looked like the stiletto I was wearing last night but I don't remember how it got there…

"Yes!" I screamed happily when I found the bottle of Advil sitting on the counter in front of me. How long had it been there…? I decided not to dwell on my stupidity and got ready to head over to Emmett's. I didn't really care what I wore but I wanted to make a good first impression for Rosalie. What to wear when trying to impress your best friend's girlfriend?... aw, who gives a fuck? Not me! I threw on my black T-shirt with a lime green headset on the front. Now for the difficult decision… hot pink or yellow skinny jeans? Hmm… I think… Yellow. I threw those on along with my converse and was out the door in a flash, only to run back inside and grab my phone.

It wasn't too cold outside but it left me wishing I had worn a sweatshirt or something long-sleeved. I bet I could borrow something of Emmett's. It was so weird, we had only known each other for a short time and I already considered him to be one of my favorite people. I guess we just clicked together or something but he was just too funny to not like.

Apartment 21… Apartment 22… Apartment 23… Apartment 24! I counted off in my head as I walked down the row of apartments. When I finally reached number 24 I ran up the steps and knocked on the door.

"Emmett! Let me in!" I yelled rather loudly. I heard shuffling from behind the door before I heard Emmett's voice from the other side.

"Who is it?" he sang in a girly voice. I groaned and tried to twist the handle. Locked.

"Emmett you retard, you know who it is!" I banged on the door again with my fists.

"I'm sorry, I don't know anyone by that name." I rolled my eyes.

"Fine Emmett, then I'm leaving. Bye!" I heard him sigh and open the door.

"You ruin my fun." He muttered as I brushed past him. I just laughed and plopped down on the couch.

"So where's this little lady?" I asked as I threw my feet up on the coffee table. He smiled shyly and rubbed the back of his neck.

"She went out to pick up some things. I didn't realize you were going to get over here so early." He kept glancing toward the kitchen in worry.

"Wait, let me guess, you have to clean the kitchen before she gets here and you haven't even started yet?" he smiled his stupid goofy smile and nodded.

"Well I guess you need my help, C'mon." I pulled him into the kitchen and saw that it wasn't even that messy. The only thing that would take any time at all would be the dishes because there was no dishwasher.

"The first person to finish their side of the dishes wins!" Emmett yelled suddenly, rushing up to the sink and scrubbing hard on the plate at the top of the pile.

"Hey, no fair! You got a head start!" I stuck out my tongue at him and got working on the left side of the sink.

We were going so fast that most of the dishes probably would have to be cleaned again. I really didn't care, I was just having fun. That is, I was having fun until Emmett squirted me with dish soap.

"Emmett!" I screeched before taking the water hose thingy and spraying his face.

"Oh it's on!" he said before he started squirting the soap all over me. Once I realized what he was doing I turned the hose on him and started spraying him from head toe.

After a couple of minutes I realized that he was getting in more damage than me so I did what came to mind. I squealed and ran to the other side of the table. He narrowed his eyes playfully and threw more soap at me. I dodged it and flew over to the refrigerator. I need something! Anything! That's when I noticed the giant egg carton. Yes!

"AHHHH!!" Emmett let out as a battle cry before starting to chase me around the kitchen madly. I was laughing uncontrollably and chucking eggs at him. Some actually hit the target but I have the worst aim in the history of forever.

I squealed as he hit the back of my head and turned around to throw another egg at him. Wow he is closer to catching me than I thought! He was only a couple feet behind me so I stooped suddenly and smashed three eggs into his face as he ran into me. The impact sent us flying across the floor, unable to balance out because of all the soap and water. Emmett ended up just below the sink and I was awkwardly on top of him. I pushed off and lay down next to him. It was quiet for a long moment before we looked at each other and busted out laughing.

"What's going on here?" called an amused voice from the doorway. I turned and saw the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. She had long blond hair and a body that I wish I could have. Her piercing blue eyes held laughter as she looked over at us lying on the floor. I realized this must be Rosalie. I jumped up off the floor and walked over to her.

"You must be Rosalie." I said with a smile, sticking my hand out to shake. She looked at it for a second and I realized that it still had egg and soap all over it. I smiled sheepishly and wiped it off on my shirt before sticking it out again. She laughed and accepted the gesture.

"And you must be Bella." She smiled kindly at me before glaring over at Emmett.

"Emmett! All I asked you to do was clean the kitchen! And now look, it's worse than before!" he looked over at me and opened his mouth to say something, probably blame me, but I beat him to it.

"And don't you dare blame this on me." I smirked in his direction and he pouted.

"Get cleaning!" she said rather loudly before exiting out to the living room. I picked up a piece of egg and flung it at his face before sticking out my tongue and fallowing behind Rosalie.

Rosalie's POV

I paid the cab driver and stepped out into the New York streets in front of our apartment house. I really hope Emmett cleaned the kitchen while I was gone; I didn't want to have to yell at him after I just got home this morning. I laughed at the memory of him when I walked through the door. He had been lying on the couch practically unconscious. When I woke him up his eyes were bloodshot and he turned over on the couch, facing away from me, obviously trying to get back to sleep.

"Bella, I'm so hung-over. No partying tonight." Was all he groaned out. Of course I had blown up and demanded who Bella was. I felt embarrassed when he told me Bella was a friend he made earlier in the week and they had gone to a club last night. I had still been pretty mad about it but she seemed nice enough, plus he said he made it clear that he had a girlfriend.

Once he actually got his butt off the couch I had gotten him some Advil and he had called Bella to tell her to come over and meet me. He actually seemed really excited and she seemed excited from the part of the conversation that I heard.

I had finally reached our apartment and pushed my key into the lock and twisted, only to find that the door was unlocked. Stupid Emmett, always forgetting to lock the door. I sighed and pushed the door aside.

I heard Emmett laughing hysterically in the kitchen along with a more girly laugh. Was Bella here already? I put down the things I had bought near the door and went to see what they were doing. When I got to the kitchen I couldn't believe my eyes.

Soap, Water, and Eggs covered every possible surface. Emmett was lying on the floor near the sink, soaking from head to toe with Eggs all over his face and hair. There was a girl next to him with long brown hair that was covered in dish soap along with all of her clothes. What on earth had they been doing?

I don't think they had noticed me standing here yet so I decided to make myself know.

"What's going on here?" I meant to sound angry but they just looked so funny! They looked even funnier when they put on innocent faces. I knew Emmett was waiting for me to explode about the kitchen but I guess I could wait to yell at him for a couple of minutes. I didn't want Bella's first impression of me to be yelling. Bella jumped up and walked over to me.

"You must be Rosalie?" she smiled and stuck her hand out for me to shake. I wanted to shake her hand but… it was covered. I had just gotten my nails done before I came home to New York and I didn't want egg and soap all in them. She seemed to realize the reason for my hesitation and wiped her hand down her shirt. Ugh, that was such an Emmett move. She stuck out her slightly less gross hand and I smiled, shaking her hand gently.

"And you must be Bella." I smiled at her before turning to glare at Emmett.

"Emmett! All I asked you to do was clean the kitchen! And now look, it's worse than before!" he just couldn't do anything that involved a brain. He looked scared shitless for a second before turning to look at Bella.

"And don't you dare blame this on Me." ah, Bella knew my boyfriend well. He pouted and sulked down further on the floor.

"Get cleaning." I ordered before retreating out into the living room. Bella paused for a moment before fallowing in after me.

"So, what do you want to do?" I was trying to think of something to pass the time. We could play a game… but Emmett would just cheat. We could go clubbing… but they did that all week.

"Why don't we just chill and watch a scary movie or something?" Bella suggested eagerly. That seemed like the best bet for doing anything entertaining and I was in the mood for a good scare, so I nodded excitedly and went up to our rows of DVD's.

"Hmm… Quarantine?" I asked, running my fingers on the DVD's looking for a scary one.

"Naw." Bella and Emmett chorused at the same time. I if hadn't known any better I would have said they were twins. They both had funny personalities, brown hair and brown eyes, and even the lazy ass attitude.

"How about… Urban Legend?" wow, we didn't have very many scary movies. I would have to stalk up on some later.

"Sure, it's a good movie." Bella chimed. I put the DVD in and started the movie before walking over to the couch and sitting down. Emmett came in during the previews and turned off the lights before coming in and sitting between me and Bella.

It was the middle of the movie and by now I was clutching Emmett's arm in a death grip and holding in my screams. I could see Bella doing the same on the other side. Emmett just looked like he was about to burst out laughing.

I was at the edge of my seat as the story went on and I could tell something big was about to jump out and get Natalie. Suddenly I felt something wrap around my neck and I screamed bloody murder at the same time as Bella. I jumped from the couch and ran to the kitchen, turning on the lights in the process. After I stopped hearing my heartbeat in my head I looked over to see Bella taking deep breaths at the kitchen table and Emmett cracking up in the living room. I. AM. GOING. TO. KILL. HIM!

"EMMETT!" I screamed loudly before stomping through the doorway to the living room. The movie had been paused and Emmett was rolling on the floor laughing hysterically.

"WHAT THE FUCK!!" I hadn't realized Bella came up next to me until I heard her yell. Emmett looked up at us with a mask of innocence.

"What? You guys should have seen your faces!" the innocent face broke of as her erupted with laughter again.

"YOU. ARE. DEAD." Well at least me and Bella are on the same page. Emmett is going to die. Bella shot forward and started chasing him. Fear flashed across his face before he took off down the hallway, Bella hot on his tail. I didn't bother to watch and walked up to the DVD player, taking out the movie and putting it away. Note to self: never watch scary movies with Emmett.

"YOU BETTER PRAY THAT YOU HAVE BALLS IN THE MORNING! I MIGHT CHOP THEM OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!" I laughed out loud at Bella's threat. I was liking this girl more by the second. I needed someone else around here to put Emmett in his place, and Bella was perfect for the job.

They ran past me again as Emmett ran into the kitchen looking terrified and holding himself protectively. The sight made me laugh as I walked to the doorframe to watch Bella terrorize Emmett. Right now they were circling the table and Emmett was looking for an exit. Seeing as I was blocking the only one, Emmett did the smart thing and started to apologize.

"Look Bellz-" Bella sprinted around the table and Emmett only had time to squeal in terror before she tackled him to the ground. Man, where is a video camera when you need one! I was laughing until I heard Bella cry out in pain. My head snapped up and I rushed over to her side. Emmett was in full serious mode now and was looking at her wrist. She pulled it back and cradled it against her chest.

"Emmett, what did you do?" I smacked him upside the head.

"Ow, Rosie, I just accidently fell on it, no big." I rolled my eyes and looked at Bella who was trying to keep the grimace off her face.

"Emmett, you are humongous, how is that no big?" Bella said, shooting him a forced smile. I could tell she was in a lot of pain.

"Why don't I bring her to Carlisle? He would work much faster than the hospital and then it wouldn't cost anything. I'll give him a call." I said while standing up and brushing off the water and soap that had gotten onto my hands while leaning down near Bella onto my jeans. I stepped over a puddle of water and reached the counter the phone was on. I dialed the familiar number and waited three rings before the voice of Carlisle, my father, came from the other end.

"Hello?"

"Hey dad, it's Rosalie."

"Oh, Rosalie, it's so good to hear from you. How have you been?" I realized it had been awhile since I had last spoken to him.

"I'm doing good dad, everything is going great with Emmett. But dad, the reason I'm calling… I have a favor to ask." I bit my lip and looked over to Bella and Emmett.

"What's the matter?" I was about to ask him if he could fix Bella's wrist when I was interrupted by Bella herself.

"Emmett!" I looked over to see her playfully glaring at Emmett and hit him in the head with her good hand. I giggled and turned away from them.

"Who is that?" Carlisle's voice rung with curiosity.

"Our friend Bella. Actually, that's why I'm calling. We think she might have sprained or broken her wrist. Could we come over and have you take a look at it?"

"Of course you can, it will be great to see you again. Edward and Alice are here too." I smiled at the thought of seeing my brother and sister-in-law again. I hadn't seen them since the wedding six months ago.

"Great, we will be over as soon as possible. Love you."

"Love you too Rosalie, see you soon." I hung up the phone and walked over to where Bella was threatening to cut Emmett's balls off again. I sighed at them and pulled Emmett up off the floor.

"C'mon, Carlisle is expecting us." Emmett nodded before picking up Bella and carrying her to the door.

"I can walk you retard, it's my wrist that's hurting." Bella said as we walked down the front steps. She did have a point but Emmett just shrugged and grinned the goofy grin of his.

"I like to carry you." She just rolled her eyes and waited as I hailed a taxi. Once I finally got one we settled down in the back and I gave him the direction to my parents house.

"How you holding up Bellz?" Emmett asked, actually concerned. Emmett is a big goofball on the outside but he can be serious when he needs to be.

"It's not too painful. I don't think I broke It." she tapped her wrist gently and winced.

"Well don't touch it, silly girl!" Emmett said, swatting her good hand away. We all laughed before quieting down and spending the rest of the ride in silence, only asking Bella a question every once and awhile. Carlisle and Esme lived on the other side of New York City out of the way of all the busy life. They adopted me when I was 6 from an orphanage in Seattle. We lived there for about 8 years before we moved to New York and I met Emmett, the love of my life.

"Here we are." The driver stated cheerfully, snapping me out of my reminiscing. Emmett gave the taxi the appropriate amount of money before fallowing up behind me and Bella as we walked up the long driveway. I snuggled my coat closer to me and tried to keep warm in the cold nighttime weather. Emmett didn't look at all bothered by the cold, even though he was wearing a jacket, and out of the corner of my eye I saw Bella shivering. Oh, she is only in a short-sleeve shirt! Emmett seemed to notice at the same time as me and threw her his jacket. After catching it with her good hand, she slipped it on and huddled inside the too big coat.

"Rosalie! Emmett! Come in, come in!" Esme said excitedly, practically shoving the three of us in the door.

"Mom, it's good to see you!" I gave her a hug before leading the way into the living room. Edward was sitting on the couch looking bored at the TV. When I came in he smiled and came to give me a big hug.

"Nice of you to show your face little sis, I was beginning to think you didn't exist." He teased. I rolled my eyes and took the seat next to him. He was always teasing me about being a horrible sister for not visiting every day. Sometimes I just wanted to punch him. He was adopted my Esme and Carlisle a year before me and we got along pretty well usually, but sometimes he was a pain in my ass.

"Nice to see you too." Emmett walked into the room carrying Bella again. She looked extremely pissed as she glared at Emmett.

"For the last time Em, I can walk!" she argued. Emmett ignored her and sat on the other side of Edward, pulling Bella along with him and holding her in his lap. She wiggled and tried to get out of his iron grip.

"Emmett, seriously, I'm not a 5 year old!" she huffed, struggling once again.

"I know that Bellz, but if I didn't do this then who would annoy you?" somehow, his logic didn't make any sense. She groaned before giving up and leaning back against his shoulder.

"Emmett, you are such an asshole." She muttered before she started wiggling again.

"Don't fight it, just except it." Emmett said in a horrible British accent. That got a laugh out of all of us. Bella glared at Emmett before her face softened and a smirk appeared on her face. She leaned down like she was going to rest against his shoulder again, but turned at the last minute and bit him hard on the arm. He yelped out in pain and dropped her on the floor, which caused her to cry out and hold her wrist protectively.

"You bit me!" Emmett said incredulously.

"You broke my wrist!" she snapped with a smile on her face.

"I think its bleeding!" Emmett shrieked as he pulled up the sleeve of his t-shirt. There in his skin was a circle of little teeth marks, a little blood oozing out of the top ones.

"Wow Bella, you've got a strong jaw!" I laughed and helped her up off the floor. Edward was just sitting there with an amused smile on his face.

"Oh Bella! I forgot to introduce you; this is my brother, Edward. Alice is around here somewhere, she is Edward's wife." Bella smiled at him kindly before smacking him upside the head.

"What was that for?" Edward asked, clearly shocked. Hell, I was shocked too.

"I was bored." She stuck out her tongue and took the seat next to me. Esme entered the room and straightened out the already straight pictures on the wall.

"If you don't mind me asking, what is all over you?" Edward asked Bella carefully. I laughed when I realized she had never changed clothes from earlier. She was still covered in dry soap and egg.

"Soap and eggs." She exchanged a smirk with Emmett.

"Do I even want to know?" he asked, turning to me.

"Probably not." I said laughing. Bella placed her hand on the armrest before snatching it away and hissing. I guess she hit her bad wrist.

"Where is Carlisle?" I asked Esme.

"Right here, I was just talking to Alice in my office for a moment."Carlisle called as he came down the stairs with Alice on his heels. She came and sat on Edward's lap while Carlisle went over and gave Esme a kiss on the cheek. He looked around the room, pride clear in his eyes, before his gaze landed on Bella.

"You must be Bella." He smiled warmly at her and motioned upstairs.

"We can take a look at your hand in my office." She nodded and hit Emmett upside the head before fallowing him up the stairs.

"Who was that?" Alice said in a chirpy voice.

"My best friend Bella!" Emmett said like a little kid.

"I thought I was your best friend!" Edward yelled in fake hurt.

"Sorry dude, Bella is way more awesome than you." Edward stuck his tongue out and everyone laughed.

"Yay! I get a new shopping partner!" of course Alice is thinking about shopping.

"Bella hates shopping so good luck with that Alice."Emmett chuckled at her horrified expression.

"Are you kidding?! That's it! We are going to have a major shopping spree tomorrow!" She said exasperated. We all just rolled our eyes and began catching up. I realized just how much I had missed my family over these last few months. I would have to visit more often.

"… so then the lady comes stomping over. She taps her shoulder and Bella turns to look at her, putting a fake smile on her face and saying 'Hello Miss, can I help you?'. She explains how she ran away and was demanding to know why. Bella puts a smirk on her face and says 'I'm sorry Miss, I've never seen you before in my life. I have been sitting here to whole time, even ask him.' She points at me and by this point I am trying to keep my laughter in. I told the lady that it was true and I expected her to go away embarrassed, but no. she continues saying that she was just telling Bella about her grandkids. This is the funniest part. She replies in a cheery voice 'you-" Emmett was cut off by Bella walking down the stairs.

"Have grandchildren? Congratulations!" Bella finished with a laugh. We were all laughing by now because seriously, what was up with that crazy grandmother? I hope I never meet her!

"And that's how I met Bella." Emmett said between laughs.

"That's so sweet! You were brought together by a crazy old woman neither of you know." Alice giggled.

"I'm happy I did! Who else would have an egg, water, and soap fight with me in the kitchen?" Emmett asked rhetorically.

"I'm just awesome like that." she flexed her arms, showing off the newly put on brace. Stupid Emmett, why was he so big? I bet if I had fallen on her she wouldn't be hurt right now.

"So Bella, we HAVE to go shopping tomorrow!" Alice was practically vibrating with excitement. Bella's face was almost as funny as Alice's face when we told her Bella didn't like shopping.

"No way Alice! I will do anything on the planet but shop. Anything." Bella was practically begging. Was shopping really that bad?

"You can't change my mind. Be ready to go by 8." Carlisle decided to intervene.

"Umm… Alice? I don't know if she should go shopping. With her wrist she shouldn't be lifting anything and I don't want to strain her other shoulder by carrying the bags in one hand. You wouldn't be able to hold all the bags by yourself." Alice went into extreme pout mode.

"B-but… I know! I will just bring a third person to help carry all the stuff. Edward?" Edward had the deer stuck in headlights look mastered right now. You could practically see the gears turning in his head to try and find an excuse.

"I'm working tomorrow, remember? I told you about this last night." He said with relief. Her pout deepened and she turned to Emmett.

"Sorry Ali, but I haven't seen Rose for two weeks and I spent most of today getting yelled at. I need some sexy blond loving" we all laughed except for Alice.

"Carlisle? Esme?" she asked hopefully.

"Sorry dear, but we are going away to a medical convention for the weekend." They didn't sound sorry at all. I bet you're wondering what is the deal with Alice and shopping. I mean, it's just shopping right? The answer is no, it isn't shopping. It's a sport. Alice is the biggest shopaholic to ever shop on earth, really doing it overboard most the time. I'm surprised her and Eddie aren't broke yet. But then again, we are rich…

"But then who will go with us?" I hated how she made everyone feel guilty; she was good at acting extremely heartbroken. I needed to take lessons from her or something.

"Hmm… I know! I'll ask Jasper!" Jasper was Alice's Brother that we hung out with a lot. He was funny and calming, good company to keep. I felt bad for him. He wouldn't even see Alice coming. She whipped out her phone at the speed of lightning and dialed the number.

"Jazzy!... no I don't! maybe I just wanted to call my brother!... you know I love you… nothing Jazz, just wondering what you are doing tomorrow… that's great! Be at the Cullen's house at 8 o'clock sharp!... trust me, it's not bad… no! Of course not!...your really funny you know… ya whatever, see you tomorrow! Love you… bye." She squealed and started vibrating again. Bella groaned and leaned back into a laying position on the floor. Poor Bella, she hasn't known us for a day and she is already going to be tortured. Didn't Emmett do that enough when he sprained her wrist? I guess not. Look out world, a pixie, a girl version of Emmett, and a walking chill pill are coming your way with no intentions of stopping.