"Tenten."

"Tenten?" Chōji asked, obviously surprised.

"Yeah. She was a real drag." Shikamaru replied.

Chōji, intrigued, said, "Go on."

"I went to the tool shop one day to replace my kunai, and she was hanging out there. When she saw me, she started talking to me about women's rights."


Flashback

"Hey, Shikamaru!" Tenten said, waving.

"Hi," Shikamaru replied shortly.

"What are you doing here?" Tenten asked.

Shikamaru pointed at the kunai he was examining and answered, "I'm getting a kunai."

"Oh! That's cool," Tenten replied earnestly.

"I could be at home," Shikamaru said.

Tenten, unsure how to reply, hesitated and replied, "Oh…well I'm just stocking up weapons for my scrolls."

"What a drag."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Tenten asked defensively.

"You should focus less on your weapons and focus more on your outfit." Tenten, shocked, had no reply but instead stared at Shikamaru open-mouthed. "You have a nice body, Tenten, you should wear something that shows it."

Tenten was shocked and angry, replied, "Don't objectify me like that! I am more than your stereotypes of women define me as!"

Shikamaru looked at the kunai, bored, and said, "How troublesome."

"Do you say that because I don't fit into the feminine standards that the world has set for me? I stand for the idea that women can do anything that men can do!" Tenten exclaimed.

"Not anything." Shikamaru said with a smirk.

"Oh, yeah? Name one thing that you can do that I can't!"

"Well for starters, you can't contain your emotions like me. Girls are so emotional."

"Oh, is that what you think, Shikamaru?" Tenten said, predictably becoming very heated.

Shikamaru smirked at her once again, while picking up a kunai he was interested in.

"Well if that's how you feel then let me change your mind! Let's take this outside and settle it the ninja way!" Tenten challenged Shikamaru.

"That sounds like a drag," Shikamaru stated as he purchased the kunai he had settled on. He walked out, heading towards his family's home. Tenten followed him, trying to engage him in a fight until they passed her apartment on the way. Tenten stopped at her door and then called after Shikamaru before entering it.

"Well, at least I have my own apartment! There's something I can do that you can't, Shikamaru! So much for being a man!" At this, Shikamaru slowed, and then stopped. He turned around and looked at Tenten, a challenge in his eyes.

"So, you want me to prove I'm a man, hm?" Shikamaru asked. He chuckled once, then started walking towards Tenten, who had never stopped running her mouth.

"Yeah! Come here and prove it, why don't you? I can take you!" Shikamaru was now only a foot away from Tenten.

"Let's go inside, show me how much of a woman you really are," Shikamaru said condescendingly. Tenten hesitated, and looked at Shikamaru in shock. "Well?" Shikamaru challenged. When Tenten didn't reply, Shikamaru shrugged and started to turn away. "Just like I thought. You are a drag."

Tenten, determined, called out, "Wait!" and opened up her door, motioning for him to come inside. Shikamaru leisurely walked inside, then turned around and looked at Tenten expectantly, crossing his arms. Tenten, still unsure, stood there looking at him.

Shikamaru, who was getting bored, said, "Well if you aren't going to show me you can do anything I can do then why am I here? I could be at home." This brought Tenten's determination back to full force and she stepped up to Shikamaru.

"Show me what you can do, then, Shikamaru! I'll give it to you, times two! You'll be the one who can't stay unemotional! I'll have you begging for more!" Tenten exclaimed excitedly.

Shikamaru used his shadow possession jutsu to take control of Tenten's body, and made her take off her clothes. Tenten was blushing, but her determination to prove Shikamaru wrong won over her embarrassment and she faced it head on. Shikamaru made her play with herself, watching with a smirk.

Tenten felt her fingers moving against her will, to her pussy. She started stroking it and fingering herself, with Shikamaru watching. She felt herself getting wet and she fought the feeling of pleasure. Shikamaru then made Tenten sit on her couch, with her legs apart, so he could go down on her. He ate her out, using his experienced tongue on her until she was calling out his name. Tenten had stopped fighting his jutsu and was letting herself experience the pleasure he was giving her.

"Oh, Shikamaru! Don't stop!" Tenten begged Shikamaru like this until she came on his face, and he sat up and wiped his mouth. Tenten sat on her knees and stared up at Shikamaru hungrily while she started unzipping his pants and pulling out his impressive seven-and-a-half-inch dick. She started sucking on it, or trying to, as Shikamaru thought. She had stretched her mouth over his dick, but was only moving her mouth down almost three inches and barely sucking. Soon, Shikamaru stopped her just because he was getting bored.

He laid down and she tried to crawl on top of him. He stopped her, and had her turn around so that he was looking at her ass. She sat on his dick slowly in a reverse cowgirl position, and moaned as she felt her walls stretch to accommodate his size. He put his hands on her ass cheeks and moved her up and down on his dick, until she found a rhythm and began riding him passionately. Finally, Shikamaru was mildly impressed. Her pussy was tight and clean, and although it was not the best, Shikamaru did not have many complaints. He enjoyed the sensation of her walls on his dick and the moans that she could not hold back.

He fucked her until he felt her cum on his dick and then began pushing himself to cum. Whenever he felt his balls tightening, Shikamaru pushed Tenten off his dick and told her to suck him while he came. Shikamaru put his hands around Tenten's two buns, and the tomboy gladly put her mouth to his dick, and licked the head until he started cumming all over her mouth and face. Shikamaru let out a solitary grunt as he came, and was quiet afterwards. Tenten stood to clean herself up, and looked at Shikamaru with a smile on her face.

"Wow, that was amazing, Shikamaru. Wouldn't you agree?" Shikamaru could not take Tenten seriously with his cum dripping off her chin on to her nipples, so he looked away and said nothing. When Tenten walked out, Shikamaru stood and began to get dressed. Tenten walked in and looked at him in shock. "Are you leaving? Don't you want to stay for dinner or something? I could always go for round two!" Tenten was trying to be flirtatious but Shikamaru was uninterested.

"What a drag. I told you women couldn't stay unemotional." Shikamaru said blatantly as he opened her door and walked out.


Present

"See, Chōji, it's all about strategy. To get Tenten in bed, all I had to do was turn her biggest obsession, women's rights, against her. I tested that and she weakened easily. She thought she was proving something to me but really I was just getting exactly what I wanted," Shikamaru explained.

"Wow, you really did all that?" Chōji said, amazed.

"Yeah, it was a drag."

"So, who is the next girl?" Chōji questioned.

"The next one is…" the young genius thought for a moment, then said, "Sakura; she was a drag."