"Yes I am

"Yes I am! How dare you say I am not fat you lying bastard!" Sasuke yelled at Naruto, now with tears rolling down his cheeks.

"Ok Sasuke you got problems! I'm not lying! You're like more thinner than me!" Naruto said attempting to calm Sasuke down but failed.

"You're a liar! How come I put on a kilo then! I eat too much!" Sasuke cried, wiping away his tears with his hand.

Naruto frowned.

"It's probably all that training you have been doing, muscle weighs more than fat you know" Naruto tried to explain to stop Sasuke from crying.

"No! I'm too fat!" Sasuke continued stubbornly.

Then suddenly another figure walked into the room.

"What the hell's going on?" Sakura asked as she walked into the room.

"Sakura! What the!" Naruto gasped.

"Oh my god! Don't look at me!" Sasuke screamed covering his face because he was embarrassed about him being 'fat'.

"I thought you blew up and died" Naruto gasped pointing at Sakura in shock, wondering if she was a zombie or not.

"I did die! But then I came back! Bahahahahahhahahahahahahaah!" Sakura yelled then laughed hysterically before vanishing in a puff of smoke. Naruto and Sasuke stood there confused and dumbfounded for a moment then lost interest and returned to the conversation they were having with each other.

"You're not fat Sasuke you idiot!" Naruto yelled. Sasuke wiped another tear from his eye.

"It's easy for you to say because you're a boy!" Sasuke cried.

Naruto froze for a moment, taking in what Sasuke had just said.

"What!?"

"Oh never mind you idiot!" Sasuke frowned, and then looked at his picture of sailor mars.

"Why can't I be thin and sexy like the people from sailor moon?"

"Because you're a boy! ….i hope…"

"Shut up! Of course I'm a boy!"

"But before you said – "

"Shut up! Who cares what I said before"

Sasuke stormed out of the bathroom, with Naruto following close behind him.

"Sasuke you're an idiot and need to get help" Naruto said. Sasuke turned around to face Naruto.

"I am! I am seeing a shrink" Sasuke sighed.

"Thank god, hopefully they can talk some sense into you"

"Shut up! I can't help being fat! I always see everyone staring at me because I'm fat!" Sasuke started to cry again.

"Oh for hells sake Sasuke no one looks at you because you're fat! People don't even think you are fat!" Naruto said once again, sick of saying the same thing over and over again, but nothing seemed to get through Sasuke's thick head.

"I am fat!" Sasuke continued to complain.

"That's it! Let's go ask everyone if you are fat or not! Come on!" Naruto yelled rather annoyed as he pulled Sasuke by the arm out of his house and off to find someone they know.

After searching, soon they came across one of their friends' rock lee.

"Oh perfect! Lee! Do you think Sasuke is fat?" Naruto asked as he approached lee.

"Do I think Sasuke is fat?" Lee repeated, slightly confused.

"Answer truthfully! Because I know that you will try making me feel better!" Sasuke yelled and folded his arms.

"Umm…I do not think you are fat, I do not think anyone is fat…except chouji…" Lee explained slightly confused why he was being asked this question.

"See! You are not fat!" Naruto yelled at Sasuke hoping to get the message through this time.

"But lee is weird! I don't like him! He is lying!" Sasuke complained. Rock lee frowned and stared at Sasuke.

"Well…thank you" he sighed. Naruto pulled Sasuke along to find another person to ask the same question. Rock lee followed just because he can.

Soon the three ninjas came across Orochimaru.

"Oh my god it's Orochimaru!" Naruto yelled pointing at the happy Orochimaru.

"Oh shoosh" Orochimaru giggled.

"umm…" Naruto gulped.

"Orochimaru will tell the truth!" Sasuke whispered to Naruto. Naruto frowned and knew that nothing good would come out of this.

"Ok fine…Orochimaru do you think Sasuke is fat?"

Orochimaru smiled before bursting into laughter.

"Hahaha! Yes! Sasuke you are so fat! You are the fattest thing I ever saw!" he laughed. Naruto and rock lee gasped and Sasuke froze, and then started to cry again.

Orochimaru paused and looked at Sasuke who was crying.

"Umm…there there don't cry! Umm here, have a present!" Orochimaru hushed handing a sailor moon candy to Sasuke to shut him up.

Naruto and lee's eyes widened at the candy, and especially at Sasuke who happily accepted it.

"Wait! I can't eat this! You asshole! You want me to get fatter! I hate you!" Sasuke screamed chucking a tantrum and chucking the candy at Orochimaru, hitting him in the eye.

"Oh god! It burns! Ahh!" Orochimaru screamed running around mentally then running away into the distance.

"How dare you do that to lord Orochimaru!" Kabuto yelled popping up out of no where.

"Ok you! Do you think Sasuke is fat!?" Naruto asked, hoping Kabuto wouldn't say yes and make Sasuke chuck a tantrum again.

"Umm no…" Kabuto said raising an eyebrow.

"See Sasuke you aren't fat!" Naruto said to Sasuke who was still upset.

"Sasuke if you were fat I am sure Naruto would of said it to you by now" lee said, confused why Sasuke thinks he's fat.