Sousuke Aizen
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (If you insist.)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I say, you do.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (*chuckles*)
I don't follow my RELIGION, so I MUST not care about it.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (Touche.)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (We are shinigami, after all.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of
girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. (I top.)
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (pretty might not be the right word...)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f_ing them all. (My 'guy friends' you speak of are my little pets~)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a playerI'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I can't look handsome in a snuggie can i?)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (I'm the one that turned them gay so I can't say anything to that.)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.(Why would I ever want to be a virgin?.)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (... I leave my pets to do my bidding, thank you very much.)
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Who wants to be dumb like the rest of them?)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (Gaydom is beautiful, and so is Orihime.)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. (I don't think so, I have to many complaints from my pets that it's too big.)
I'm an ASIAN GIRL, so I MUST have small boobs.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too..
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (... I just don't think of others as capable of artwork.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (My humor is inspiring.)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (I have to keep the harmony of my pets.)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted. (I love to watch my pets squirm.)
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak..(Those two don't match.)
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to
castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (It works as great lubricant.)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A
MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea
and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the
planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (*keeping Grimmjow from destroying more*)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (There's nothing to do, so I make Gin bring me human books.)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I am a terrorist.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I watch ANIME, so I MUST like porn.
I watch ANIME, so I MUST be perverted.
I read MANGA, so I MUST have no idea how to read a novel.
Im GREEK, so I MUST be irresponsible and lazy
So here's my chapter two! Sorry if there are a BUNCH OF MISTAKES! ...I can't help it... this computer is REALLY messed up... I want to hang with my computer Aki...
Anyway, hope you like Aizen's chappy~
