Okay so here's the second one! Just in advance: Sorry about the 'good bits' I didn't feel like adding the detail. Too tired. You want the detail … message me.
So onwards!
Draco says: ... where am I? Oh, god. Not the fucking room again?
Hermione says: what fucking room?
Draco says: who am I with THIS time? Another weasel?
Hermione says: oh my god no... DRACO MALFOY?! This has got to be a nightmare.
Draco says: Crap. It's the mudpie. I'm overjoyed,
Hermione says: -searches for wand- why you filthy little-- hey where's...?
Draco says: you idiot they TAKE our wands. I thought you were supposed to be SMART
Hermione says: ... well this is rather a first time. And who's they? And why are we here? I want to get out.
Draco says: there's a first time for everything. Lynn and Krystal. I have no fucking idea. And that's too bad 'cause you won't get out 'til they say we get out. Unless you want to try something … fun.
Hermione says: sonofa… -throws shoe at him and hits him squarely in the face- What are you TALKING about Malfoy?
Draco says: oh nothing. Just figured since you're not getting any... FUN … I'd offer. Being a god, it's the nice thing to do.
Hermione says: why you insufferable pig. -huffs- I have enough dignity to... -remembers she has no wand so she shrugs and hits him with the other shoe only harder this time-
Draco says: ouch. Y'know… I like 'em feisty, Granger
Hermione says: oh lord...
Draco says: but I'd suggest watching that temper. We'll be in here a while. I don't want you breathing up all the air getting huffy
Hermione says: -rolls eyes- I thought you were already dating someone. Besides, I thought you liked them with a temper? Not that I'm implying anything …
Draco says: I said FEISTY. Not angry. Angry sex is just painful to both parties
Hermione says: -makes face and dearly wishes to puke all over-
Draco says: but then again… I doubt you'd be enough to get me of anyways. So that would just be pointless
Hermione says: -grits teeth- right, so in what galaxy does the so called 'romantic' part of Draco Malfoy appear?
Draco says: not the one with the huffy mudpie, that's for sure. Maybe if you were to calm down a little…
Hermione says: -raises eyebrow-
Draco says: but you're still a mudpie. No fixing that.
Hermione says: -breathing deeply and greatly pissed off- right. So how do I get out?
Draco says: er … check your pocket for those bloody pills
Hermione says: what th- -stares at them- What in the HELL is this shit?
Draco says: choose wisely. Red or blue. One gets us out, the other doesn't. But either way, you're not getting out of here. And the passion that gets you of will build in hate for me. And no matter what you do, I'm your only emotional outlet. Because I'll be beside you, wherever those pills take you.
Hermione says: -facial expression says it all: WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK- is this SUPPOSED to make sense? -snorts- I'm not taking any of this.
Draco says: I dunno. Last time was weird though … -shudder- -looks at confused expression on her face- Oh yeah, I've done this before
Hermione says: there was a 'last time'?
Draco says: yeah there was
Hermione says: with?
Draco says: Weaselboy3
Hermione says: George?
Draco says: BARRELS of fun
Hermione says: what happened?
Draco says: er… nothing. Much. Anyways, it doesn't matter. Because you know you hate me. And hate always leads to GREAT sex. And the longer we stay in here, the more you'll hate me.
Hermione says: Oh, HELL no
Draco says: and you know I'm right in that part of your brain where the book worm is so fat from eating up all that knowledge that it can't support its weight so a troupe of groundhogs have to pull it everywhere.
Hermione says: er… no. Never. Now… -shouts- Whoever the hell is in charge of this … LET ME OUT
Krystal's Voice says: Not yet.
Lynn's Voice says: are you fucking stupid Granger? Not 'til you take the pills!
Hermione says: Great…
Krystal's Voice says: you know what to do, Draco
Draco says: there's something ELSE?
Krystal's Voice says: of course. It wouldn't be EXACTLY the same. Now check your other pocket
Lynn's Voice says: -sniggers-
Hermione says: -looks too-
Draco says: -quietly- oh, fuck. –normally- yeah so … red or blue? Or just have… fun?
Hermione says: no. Not EITHER.
Draco says: what do you WANT to do?
Hermione says: get out of here.
Draco says: I was afraid of that. Follow the Yellow Brick Road. It leads to all the answers where the white rabbit awaits with the silk top hat that is the door
Hermione says: … are you high?
Draco says: the real question is … are you LOW?
Hermione says: okay what the fuck is your PROBLEM?
Draco says: how's the boy who's too stupid to die? Getting off on his pet weasel?
Hermione says: that's wrong. That's just WRONG
Draco says: you're such a killjoy, Granger.
Hermione says: and I'll become a killer if you don't shut up and find a way out of here
Draco says: but how? When all the answers are right here in my pocket?
Hermione says: whatever then. Now what are these answers?
Draco says: number one: Red or Blue?
Hermione says: how about orange?
Draco says: well yes, orange IS a delectable colour. But as it is we only get red or blue.
Hermione says: orange.
Draco says: wonderful so we'll be choosing blue?
Hermione says: -rolls eyes- what are you smoking?
Draco says: THAT was sarcasm
Hermione says: and THIS is a slap –advances to slap him but gets flung on top of him by 'air'-
Draco says: Get OFF! I know you want me but… please, Granger
Hermione says: -scurries backwards- what the hell IS this room?
Draco says: I TOLD you. It's this FUCKING ROOM
Hermione says: well I'm not fucking anyone. Especially not you
Draco says: After your little episode the feelings mutual. But… I never said that. Warming up to me already?
Hermione says: -blushing thoroughly- no I'm not. Sod off
Draco says: I would … but you're not enough
Hermione says: whatever. I WANT OUT
Lynn's Voice says: le GASPETH she finally said it, K
Hermione says: whaaadt??
Krystal's Voice says: I know
Lynn's Voice says: about bloody time
Krystal's Voice says: although I wonder what she meant by 'out'?
Draco says: oh, not this again
Hermione says: why do I get the feeling I just said something regrettable?
Draco says: because you DID mudpie
Hermione says: great. Okay, you know what? Whatever. I don't care. What do I have to do to get out of this room?
Krystal's Voice says: that's for US to know
Draco says: what the hell is the Yellow Brick Road, then?
Lynn's Voice says: think. –laughter-
Krystal's Voice says: you'll get 'out' soon enough. –barely audible- of those clothes
Lynn's Voice says: -slams face into pillow to muffle laughter-
Hermione says: what?
Draco says: … er, I think she said something about goats
Hermione says: I heard boats
Draco says: whatever. That's not the point. The point is… sharp. No.
Hermione says: what?
Draco says: there's a reason we're in this room. And I think it's because you can't get enough.
Hermione says: excuse me?
Draco says: -slowly- You. Can't. Get. Enough.
Hermione says: no, I heard you the first time. Asshole.
Draco says: then why'd I have to repeat myself? You're not making any sense at all
Lynn's Voice says: -burst of laughter- she wants it in her ass!!!
Hermione says: WHAT THE HELL?
Draco says: you did SAY asshole, you know.
Hermione says: I didn't bloody mean THAT
Draco says: what, were you trying to DECIDE, or something?
Hermione says: god no
Draco says: god no? So you're addressing me by title now
Hermione says: -bangs head against the wall-
Draco says: don't go killing yourself. I don't want your filthy blood on the carpet
Hermione says: -glares (gazes) at him with burning hatred (desire) in her eyes-
Draco says: I SAID you would hate me more. And that same hatred gets you off! Just say it! 'Draco!'
Hermione says: I doubt THAT will happen. Ever.
Krystal's Voice says: you will… soon enough
Lynn's Voice says: fuck yeah
Draco says: we still need to take the damned pills
Hermione says: I hate you all. You first, Malfoy
Draco says: ooh scary pills. Fine. I'll take them both –pops the pills-
Hermione says: fine. … Well?
Draco says: ah. Delicious. Quite tasty I feel so full
Hermione says: right.
Draco says: so? Your turn
Hermione says: -eats them- … they taste normal enough …
Draco says: told you so
Hermione says: -starts to feel hot and sweaty but can't find a fan so she removes her sweater-
Draco says: you're stripping? -raises eyebrows- I didn't think you had the guts
Hermione says: -scoffs- no. It's just really hot, can't you tell?
Draco says: … not really. But okay, if we must … -follows suit and takes off shirt
Lynn's Voice says: Current Temperature: 25 Degrees Celcius
Draco says: sure it isn't just a hot flash, Granger?
Hermione says: shut it, Malfoy. –casually removes another layer so she's left in skirt and blouse- -turns to face corner away from draco-
Draco says: -watches her and then figures he'd better not seem too weird so he takes off his pants-
Hermione says: -forces her attention to wall-
Draco says: I know you like what you're seeing. It's all right, you can look. Not like it matters anyway…
Hermione says: that's good then, 'cause I don't
Draco says: right -rolls eyes-
Hermione says: -hopes he looks away, sneaks a peek, and turns back quickly-
Draco says: you know, you're gonna have to turn around eventually
Hermione says: not gonna happen. –glad her hair is long while she takes off her blouse-
Draco says: well there IS the Yellow Brick Road, or whatever
Hermione says: god, I thought you were just high
Draco says: and I thought you were just flat
Hermione says: -scoffs-
Draco says: well, I mean, you hide it. But they're a nice pair, Granger
Hermione says -feels like she;s melting and blushing like mad while she takes off her skirt and huddles in corner facing away from him-
Krystal's Voice says: stay all huddled like that and it'll only get warmer
Hermione says: shut up
Lynn's Voice says: Current Temperature: 25 Degrees Celcius
Draco says: come ON! It's not even getting any hotter! Not even WITH Mudpie Mary over here stripping
Hermione says: can I PLEASE get out of this room now?!
Krystal's Voice says: find the Yellow Brick Road first
Hermione says: oh. My. GOD. –thinks she gets it-
Draco says: what? –is curious- what's the Yellow Brick Road?
Hermione says: you so don't need to know
Draco says: it's our only way out, Princess
Hermione says: I'll kill you for calling me that
Lynn's Voice says: so will I, but I wanna hear what our Princess thought up
Krystal's Voice says: me too
Hermione says: -mutters the answer just barely loud enough to hear-
Draco says: sorry. Didn't catch that
Hermione says: -says it a tiny bit louder so he can hear
Lynn's Voice says: oh my god… even I didn't think of THAT!
Krystal's Voice says: NO. JUST… NO! Where the hell did you GET that?
Hermione says: I don't know!!! -is hysterical-
Draco says: -looks down at it- and just how are we supposed to 'follow' it?
Hermione says: er … not gonna.
Draco says: I've already established after her little 'episode' I'm not shaggin the mudblood! Besides … I'm pretty sure there's no 'white rabbit' at the end.
Lynn's Voice says: YOU ARE NOT shagging Hermione. I forbid it
Krystal's Voice says: As do I.
Hermione says: like I'd want to. I'd DIE before doing that
Draco says: then kindly kiss off and DROP DEAD
Krystal's Voice says: oi, you two! Seeing as how neither Lynn, nor I thought of that… it's clear THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING ANSWER
Hermione says: then what bloody IS?
Krystal's Voice says: -sigh- did you even NOTICE the bookcase?
Draco says: bookcase?
Hermione says: -looks up-
Draco says: there was a bookcase the whole bloody time? And there's one here called "The Yellow Brick Road." How convenient.
Hermione says: how ironic. –picks it up and starts to read-
Draco says: what's it about?
Hermione says: -colour drains from face- sex…
Draco says: sex?
Hermione says: -weakly- Slytherin Sex Tips
Draco says: I SAID I'M NOT SHAGGING THE MUDBLOOD!!! Is this some kind of JOKE? 'Cause it is SO NOT FUNNY
Krystal's Voice says: er… no? That's not what it's supposed to be … Lynn why is that there?
Lynn's Voice says: whatever. Just read it.
Draco says: it says: "Tips For Giving Head"
Hermione says: oh my god. –starts to read it, looking sicker by the second-
Krystal's Voice says: that's not the plan, Lynn
Lynn's Voice says: whatever. It seems to be now.
Hermione says: "Girls, swallow, for fuck's sake"
Krystal's Voice says: Oh well. It DOES say to follow it …
Draco says: Who the hell WROTE this?
Lynn's Voice says: That'd be me and Pansy.
Draco says: that explains so much. But.. you mean the mudblood has to give ME head? -shrugs- at least I'm not TECHNICALLY shagging her…
Hermione says: -continues to read and mutters something about lips and friction-
Draco says: moves over to couch and takes off boxers- now what are the rest of these tips?
Hermione says: -flips a few pages- "begin with licking the head and then circle your tongue on the way down until the male is fully aroused"
Draco says: sounds good, keep going
Hermione says: -throws him a disgusted look while noticing his size and continues to read- I think I'm supposed to kind of …
Draco says: ready when you are, Mudpie. Although, I must warn you. Could take a while to get me off
Hermione says: -disgusted, but willing to leave the room, crawls over to him with the book-
Draco says: you know, this book sounds more like "Head for Dummies"
Hermione says: do you want me to hit your –coughs- with it?
Krystal's Voice says: sorry Hermione, I'm afraid that would count against you
Lynn's Voice says: but more points for me, so carry on with your instincts.
Draco says: I said I like 'em feisty
Hermione says: whatever. If you make another remark, I'll bite
Draco says: … carry on
Hermione says: -she licks, goes up and down, changes speed and grip occasionally but in rhythm until he gets off-
Draco says: oh wow. That was … GOOD. I'm surprised. Didn't think the princess had it in her. Or rather … ON ME
Hermione says: -wiping mouth/face and occasionally spitting- wasn't me. It was Pansy's writing. –makes a face and grabs clothes- okay can I get out of here NOW?
Krystal's Voice says: FINISH THE BOOK
Hermione says: -goes pale- oh fuck.
Draco says: just open the god damned end of the book!
Hermione says: yes Dad. –rolls eyes and opens book-
-cute white bunny with matching purple silk top hat emerges-
Draco says: what the hell? Does it have the KEY or something?
Lynn's Voice says: okay I wasn't expecting that. Krystal?
Krystal's Voice says: well, I DID mention the white rabbit!
Lynn's Voice says: yeah, okay. But in my SEX BOOK? -quietly- ooh. Playboy bunny
Krystal's Voice says: it WASN'T the sex book before! And just by the by, there's no key to that door
Hermione says: then what's with the rabbit?
Lynn's Voice says: BUNNY
Draco says: whatever. So can we leave? I thought the bunny was supposed to let us out
Krystal's Voice says: no such luck. The bunny's only there to laugh at you 'til we decide to let you out
Hermione says: that's dumb
Krystal's Voice says: yeah, but it's funny to watch
Draco says: -leans against the wall on the door and it swings open-
Krystal's Voice says: uh… Lynn?
Draco says: did that work the whole bloody time?
Lynn's Voice says: yeah?
Krystal's Voice says: I think you forgot to lock the door
