Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Family Guy T-T. If I did, I would be rich.

A/N: If you haven't figured it out yet, the title of this story is a pun on Alan Jackson's song "Where were you when the world stop turning?" Also "Death has a Shadow" is the title of the very first episode of Family Guy. OK time for me to stop talking crap. On with the theme song. (Fighting Dreamers is played by Peter and Chris, use your imagination)

ON WITH THE STORY!

Chapter 1

Death has a shadow in Konoha (Hidden Leaf Village)

Narrator: Peter and the gang are walking to Konoha after they got the letters telling they would replace Naruto and everybody else. Stewie and Micheal Jackson are of course going to the Hidden Sound Village.

Peter: I think we are almost there. People please stop reading the damn signs out loud as we pass by.

Adam West: 4 miles to Konoha.

Peter: Shut Up! Damn it!

Chris: Mom, my feet hurt.

Lois: Well, it's because these people are too poor to afford cars and too dumb to make paved roads.

Peter: I know what's good. A little traveling music.(to the tune of "I gonna be500 miles" by the Proclaimers)

And I will walk 500 miles,

And I will walk 500 more,

To be the man who walked 1,000 miles,

Bla bla bla bla bla bla…………..

A/N: OH screw it, I only know a few words

Chris: Well, at least the Evil Monkey in my closet won't get me.(The Evil Monkey popped out of a tree and pointed angrily at him, but instead he had a better hair style and a Sound Village headband)

Chris: (surprised and scared) DAH!

Peter: I still remember how it all began. It felt like it was only yesterday.

Lois: (angrily) Peter, it was yesterday!

Peter: Oh, yea.

(a cutaway scene appeared back at their house on that day)

Peter: Hey, Lois my old pen pale needs my help.

Lois: Who is it?

Peter: Some Japanese guy named Kakashi. I forgot how to say his last name. In the letter, he says he and his co-workers are going on vacation and need to be replaced.

Lois: Well, it's good to help them, right.

Peter: They have a map and were to go and what to do there, and also how the place is like. They also have tickets here and a list of people and a description of them.

Lois: Well, then let's go. Hey everybody, we're going on vacation and you guys are coming along.

People: Awesome! Yea! (other stuff)

Peter: We leave tomorrow. (Peter walks and trips and hits his shin)

Ah, sis…, ah, sis…, ah, sis…

(Everybody reads who they are going to replace and then it goes back to the main story)

Adam West: 3½ miles to Konoha

Peter: Shut up! Damn it! You (beep) en mother (beep)er (beep)hole! Go to (beep)!

(Back to flashback when they are reading the list)

Peter: It says here to give these pieces of paper telling who they are to someone who best fits them. Okay here's the first one.

Choji- fat, obese, eats a lot, has brown hair. Guess that's me. 

Tsunade- give orders a girl, has a huge rack, the 5th Hokage. Lois can be her.:

Naruto- loud, obnoxious, has blond hair somehow. Ah what the hell Chris can have him.

Chris: Awesome!

Peter: Sasuke- acts cool, has black hair. That can be Kevin.

Kevin: Okay!

Peter: Sakura- somewhat smart, loves pink, recently has short pink hair, and loves Sasuke. Guess that's Meg!

Meg: Aw, man. I HATE YOU ALL!

Peter: Inner Sakura- easily angered. Well, that can be Joe.

Joe: Aw, right, yea!

Peter: Sanime- a leader, the 3rd Hokage . Aw, what the hell! Adam West!

Adam: Now, I can get back at those robbers for stealing my water!

Peter: Shino-has a funny hairstyle. That's Cleavland

Pakkun-a talking dog

Kakashi-is good with children. That could be Herbert!

Herbert: Now, I could seduce that muscle-arm paper boy easier. This is going to be fun.

Peter: Akumaru and Kiba- a dog and his trainer who has a strong bond for each other. That could be Jasper and his boyfriend.

Jasper: Isn't that right?

Jasper's boyfriend: Yes, it is.

Jasper: You can speak English!

J's boyfriend: Que?

Peter: That was weird. Okay.

Jiraiya- perverted and thinks he's hot. That's definitely Glen Quagmire.

Quagmire Giggity, giggity, goo. This is going to be better than the time me and Peter try to perform a human alchemy.

(A cutaway scene appeared that parodies the scene where Ed and Al try to bring back their mom in Fullmetal Alchemist)

Quagmire: Peter are you sure of this?

Peter: Yes, we are going to make a carbon of Lindsey Lohan, but with a huge rack and not anorexic.

Quag.: Oh… right…!

Peter: Let's give a drop of our blood. That's equal, right?

(Quagmire is scared. They put their hands on the circle and Quagmire's chin got sucked in and he then gone unconscious)

Quag.: Peter! Help me! (Quagmire awoke with his chin three times larger)

Oh God! What happened to Lindsey?

Peter: Don't look!

Quag.: Why?

Peter: It's Carol Channeling.

Quag.:( shocked) Oh, God! No!

(Back to flashback)

Peter: Shizune- Tsunade's assistant. I don't know? Um… Loretta!

Ochimaru- has white skin, evil, wants Sasuke to follow him. That's Micheal :

Michael: Oh, more little, naughty boys to rape.

Herbert: Hey, that's my job.

Peter: Kabuto- a spy for Ochimaru, wears glasses, smart. That could be little Stewie.

Stewie: Victory is mine!

Peter: Stewie can talk? Okay.

Hidden Sound Village Evil Monkey- evil, not much is known. Who could that be?

Oh well, we can find a way.

Enma- is a talking monkey.

Good version of Evil Monkey: I could be him.

Peter: Dude, you can talk! Awesome, you can be him. Okay, back on the list.

One of Kakashi's dogs could be Jesse.

Cleavland Jr. could be Rock Lee

Bonnie could be Kurenai.

Mort Goldman could be Asuma.

Mort: I hope he doesn't smoke.

Peter: According to this, he does.

Neil could be Neji.

Jennifer Love Hewitt could be Hinata.

(Everybody paused)

A/N: If you don't watch Family Guy, according to one episode Jennifer Love Hewitt is Neil's cousin

(End pause)

Peter: Okay, what just happened? Whatever!

Gai-is teacher of Lee. According to Real Ninjas, goes commando in public. Well, that could Dave Campell our local Nudist.

Carol Pewterschimt could be Tenten.

Ino-hates Sakura, blond, thinks she's better looking than Sakura. Connie D'Amico could be her.

Connie: Awesome!

Meg: Dad, I hate you!

Peter: Shikamaru-is smart, somewhat lazy. Well, Jewish people are smart. Steinberg, you can be him.

Steinberg: This is going to be way better than the time I fell in that well.

(A cutaway scene appeared where Steinberg was leaning on a well.)

Steinberg: What a beautiful day! (Steinberg slipped and fell in the well)

Ah… ( He hits the water and somehow went through it and it got bright all of a sudden with the song "Change the world" playing parodying one of the opening sequences to Inuyasha) Damn it, I hate this song. ("Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffet plays instead) This is somewhat better.

(It goes back to the flashback.)

Peter: Well, that's it. We leave tomorrow.

(It goes back to the main story)

Peter: Wow! Was I talking that long?

Crowd: Yes!

Adam West: 3 miles to Konoha. Hey, Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest is now playing in Konoha.

Peter: Shut up! Damn it!

Lois: I wonder how Stewie and that nice man Michael Jackson are doing in the Hidden Sound Village.

(A cutaway scene appeared with Stewie and Michael are entering the Hidden Sound Village)

Michael: Hey Stewie, want some Jesus Juice?

(Stewie sniffed it)

Stewie: What, wine in a coke can again? You should really think of new tricks old man.

(Stewie and Michael walks up to the security guard)

Stewie: Hello, this is a Stewie and a Michael here to replace a Ochimaru and a Kabuto.

Guard: Okay, go in.

(The village doors open and they walked in and saw the people there)

Stewie: Aw, we are going to fit in here as badly as fit in with O-zone.

(A cutaway scene appears with Peter and O-zone singing Dragostea din Tei Numa Numa Dance and Peter is not singing. The manager came up to Peter with a translator.)

Manager: (some Romanian words)

Translator: You're fired!

Peter: What, you can't fire me.(pause for a few seconds) Fine then, I will video tape myself lip-synching to this song and embarrass myself on a global scale. (Peter walks out the recording studio. The Numa Numa Dance Kid Gary Brolsma popped out one of the doors and grinned because he is going to steal Peter's idea)

(Back to the main story without going back to the cutaway scene)

Adam West: Welcome to Konoha!

Peter: Shut the (beep) up! You, mother(beep)en (beep)hole. Oh wait, we're here.

(Peter walks up to the security guard)

Peter:Oh hi, this is a Peter Griffin and friend coming to replace a Naruto and friends

Guard: Okay, come in.

(Peter and the rest walks in the village to find Naruto and the rest already packed up and ready to leave)

(The chapter ended)

Narrator: To be continued. (pause) Next time on Where were you when the world turned upside-down? Peter and the gang meet their characters . Will they survive? Find out next time.

(theme song)

A/N: Hello guys this was my first chappy so plz R&R and be nice