For the next 3 weeks, Akiko tried her best to know more and get along with her new tenants. They were actually a very peculiar and interesting bunch.
For one, they were all S-rank criminals. Sasori was a puppet while Hidan had a foul mouth. Kisame was a huge pervert, like Sasori, and Deidara was obsessed with bombs. Tobi acted like a kid and Itachi showed almost no signs of emotion. Zetsu had split personalities and, although this was no secret, Kakuzu was a stingy miser.
Over the weeks, she became particularly close to Tobi. This was because they both shared similarly child-like interests (or so the others had said) and liked creating mischief together. Tobi also often had nightmares and went to Akiko for comfort since she wouldn't get mad at him for waking her up at 2 in the morning. Since Tobi made it a point to practically annoy the living day lights out of Deidara, she and he had many a chances to grow closer as well. This made the 3 of them the troublemakers of the house, often earning themselves punishments, or stern warnings for Akiko.
Akiko was staring to like that bunch, be it criminals or not. She didn't really care much about that, she had learnt for herself what it was like to be judged and she definitely didn't like it. She even considered them family from time to time, they seemed nicer to her than her biological family anyway. She loved the fun they had together, even if it meant a lot of trouble.
Akiko just got out of the shower when Deidara barged into the room. "Hey Akiko un! We're having game night now, yeah." Game night ? What's that ? As if reading her thoughts, Deidara said, "Come with me to the living room and you'll find out." Akiko didn't bother to dry her hair and just walked out with him, hair still damp.
She plopped down on the couch next to Deidara. "OK, so let's get started. What do you guys wanna do for game night?" Deidara asked. Akiko still didn't know what game night was but as the name suggested, they were supposed to play games to occupy ourselves.
"TOBI KNOWS! TOBI KNOWS! Let's play truth or dare Senpai!" Tobi squealed in excitement. They all agreed since they couldn't think of anything else. If they didn't want to answer a question or do a dare, they would have to strip a piece of clothing.
They were 10 minutes into the game when it was Akiko's turn to ask Deidara to pick. "Truth or Dare, Dei?"
"Truth, yeah." He smirked.
"Are you a virgin?" Everyone stared at her, not expecting her to ask Deidara something personal.
"I'm just curious." She snapped defensively. She's always wanted to know the answer to that questions since she met him, after all, she was perverse herself.
Deidara looked away and blushed slightly. "Well?" She probed. Deidara mumbled something under his breath.
"We can't hear you, you gotta speak louder!" She teased.
"I said I'm a fucking virgin!"
"Virgins don't fuck Deidara. You should know." Hidan mocked. Akiko cracked up, so did Kisame and Zetsu.
"Shut the hell up un!" Deidara yelled.
"I can't believe you never fucked him Sasori." Hidan mocked yet again. Sasori just glared daggers at Hidan. At this point, Akiko perked up.
"Sasori and Deidara are together?" Akiko questioned out loud. It was meant to be a mutter but everyone in the living room heard. Deidara just looked away from everyone's gaze while Sasori said nothing, a bored expression plastered to his face. However, there was an inconspicuous blush on him.
"They are." Kisame grinned, answering for them. Akiko was shocked.
"Dei! How come you didn't tell me?" Akiko poked him. He was Akiko's best guy friend and vice versa. Deidara just murmured a curse under his breath. He continued with his turn, hoping to bring the attention away from him.
"Akiko, truth or dare ?" Deidara asked.
"Dare?"
"Follow me and Danna to our room." Deidara instructed as he got up. Akiko obliged and so did Sasori. They smirked and eyed each other on the way to their room. This could not be good, Akiko thought.
Hidan was grumbling on why the trio were taking so long. He was sure everyone else wanted to get on with it too. As he heard footsteps down the stairs, he sighed. "It's about fucking time."
Everyone heard whines of a girl, namely Akiko. "Deidara! Don't make me do this in front of them!" Sasori came down and sat at the table first, looking very satisfied.
"Look here, yeah!" Deidara was holding the arm of a really pretty woman.
"Guys, meet Aki un. She's the FORMER Akiko, so don't get her name wrong, yeah." Deidara was obviously proud of his 'masterpiece'.
Akiko, or now Aki, was wearing a black jacket over a black tank top. She still kept her boy shorts on but had her hair blown dry and tied up in a neat pony tail. The bangs that once covered her eyes were flipped to the side, revealing the sparkling hazel jewels underneath.
Hidan, Kisame and Zetsu let out wolf whistles as Deidara sat her down. She was looking down at the table in embarrassment. They're just gonna make fun of me for looking weird.
"Coco-chan is so pretty!"Tobi said. Aki blushed at the comment and mumbled thanks.
"Are you fucking kidding me? She's fucking hot!" Hidan stated. Deidara, Itachi, Kisame and Zetsu nodded in agreement. Aki just blushed more and finally looked up at them.
Continuing with the game, she said, "Zetsu, truth or dare?" "Truth." she smirked, "Is it true that you keep dirty pictures of everyone here?" All eyes were on him now. He just smirked widely and answered, "Why yes."
"You're such a pervert un!"
"Zetsu Senpai is not a good boy!"
I chuckled and what Deidara and Tobi had just said and the others did too.
"Alright, my turn. Sasori."
"Truth."
"You guys have no fucking balls!" Hidan yelled.
"Shut up Hidan." The puppet master and Zetsu said in sync.
"Well since we're exposing dirty secrets now, Sasori, do you watch the recordings of the security cameras here ? Namely to watch people get it on." Zetsu smirked. My mouth hung open and waited for Sasori's reply, as did Tobi, Hidan and Kakuzu.
"Yes." was all Sasori said before picking the next person. "Hidan." Most of them stared at Sasori, except Zetsu and Kisame who probably already knew about this. Sasori gave us a death stare, daring us to say another word about it. As usual, Hidan had to break the silence.
"Wait a second, that's fucking wrong. How the hell can you watch people have sex and not fucking rape blondie?" Hidan had the most confused look on his face, but what could we have expected from the always-horny-man?
"That's none of your business. Anyway choose." Sasori glared at him.
"Dare me bastard!"
Sasori sniggered, " I dare you to let Tobi knee you in the crotch." Hidan's purple eyes widen but, being the masochist he is, grinned.
"Sure! Fucking come on Tobi!"
Tobi stood up hesitantly, walking towards Hidan just as warily.
Tobi quickly went around in front of Hidan and grabbed his shoulders and kneed him straight in the balls.
"FUCK!" Hidan's voiced cracked at the end of his shout and rolled onto the floor clutching his crotch.
"Damn! Tobi, what the fuck? Did you put all your fucking strength into that hit?" His voiced cracked at some parts of the sentence. Sasori smirked, revenge is sweet. Deidara, Kisame and Zetsu were howling with laughter. Itachi had a faint smile on his face as did Sasori while Tobi and Akiko were giggling a lot. The only ones who were unhappy were Hidan, obviously, and Kakuzu.
"Hey Hidan, why not ask Kakuzu to blow you and make it better un." Deidara joked. The Janshinist may just take his suggestion up.
"Actually, that's not a fucking bad idea. Kakuzu, I dare you to fucking suck me." Hidan barely got up from lying on the floor, into a sitting position. His hands never left his crotch. It must have hurt like a bitch, especially since Tobi gave no warning before-hand.
Kakuzu just stared at the Deidara, then Hidan, for a minute. He sighed and got out of his chair, carrying the Janshinist in his arms, bridal style, and climbing up the stairs to do his dare.
He closed the door to their bedroom and put Hidan on the bed. "You owe me one." The miser muttered as he undid the priest's pants.
