Yo! Shout-outs to reviewers:
Seachell13: You shall see… You shall see… *Smug face*
KiyomiShizuru: Thanks! Oh no Cupcake indeed…
Angels of Crawlng: Aw, Thanks
Oh, and Tobi and Sasori both will be in this story. Why? Because I said so.
Lemon POV
Pein came running in, along with almost all the other Akutsuki members, except Zetsu, who I assume is on a mission.
"Who are you people?" Pein questioned angrily. I gulped and tried not to look as terrified of him as I really felt.
"Well, I am Blueberry," Blueberry began slowly. "This is my sister, Orange," She hugged said sister. "This midget is Tea," She rested her hand on Tea's head and Tea glared half-heartedly at her. "The one with short red hair is Lemon," She pointed to me. "And this charming girl is Cupcake." She pointed to Cupcake who was kicking at Konan.
"Let me go! Oh, well done, Brat. You just got a kunai pointed at your nice. Shut it, Cake-cup! You know, you could just let me take over. No! I can handle this. Heh, yeah, sure. Great job, brat. You've totally have this under control. What on earth was I thinking? Go away. At least I'm not getting us killed, like you most certainly will." Cupcake yelled at herself. All the Akutsuki sweat dropped.
"Is she usually like this?" Sasori asked in an annoyed tone. Blueberry shrugged.
"It's her split personality, Cake-cup." Blueberry turned to look at Konan. "It would help if you let her go." Konan looked at Pein, who looked at Cupcake and nodded. Konan instantly released her, and Cupcake ran straight to me. She tugged on my dress, and I picked her up.
"So… Can we stay here?" Blueberry asked. "See, being as we just woke up here, we have nowhere to live…" Pein thought it over.
"No." He deadpanned. My eyes widened. Orange was on the verge of a panic attack, and even Cupcake gulped. Only Blueberry and Tea looked calm.
"Well, I didn't want to do this, but whatever… Tea!" Blueberry snapped her fingers. "You know what to do." Realization dawned on Orange, Cupcake and me. I stifled a giggle (I don't sicker, which was what the other 2 were doing…). Tea strutted (Yes, strutted) forward to Pein and whispered into his ear. His eyes widened and he paled. Tea turned and walked back to us with a smug look plastered on her face.
"All hail the Blackmail Queen!" Cake-cup called out. Cupcake shushed her.
"Well?" Blueberry crossed her arms and looked extremely smug. Pein gulped, and frankly looked like he was about to wet himself.
"Yes, well… I guess we could let you stay…" As soon as the Akutsuki leader said this, the other Akutsuki yelled out protests.
"No fucking way I'll let these heathens stay here! It would go against the commandments of Jashin-sama!" (Guess who!) Blueberry rolled her eyes at him.
"They'll ruin my puppets!" Sasori yelled. I snorted.
"But they're not even Shinobi, un!" Deidara protested. Orange sighed.
"Hn." Grunted Itachi. Tea, being the only one who understood Uchianese (What? Do you have a better idea of how to spend the years in a Mental Institution?), gaped at him and muttered something like 'Geez, no need to be rude…' under her breath.
"Tobi thinks it's a great idea!" Cupcake and I grinned at him. Konan and Kakusu were the only ones who didn't speak. Pein glared at all of them.
"You are not to hurt them, and you will not turn them into puppets, or I will personally kill you." He threatened. The Akutsuki gulped and nodded, then turned to glare (Except Tobi) at the girls from the England dorm, who where dying of silent laughter behind Pein's back. "The sleeping arrangements will be as follows: Blueberry will be sleeping in Hidan's and Kakuzu's room. Tea will be with Itachi and Kisame. Orange will be with Deidara and Tobi. Lemon will be with Sasori, and Cupcake will be with them. We will talk more at dinner. And get some shinobi clothes on for shit's sake." Konan took the hint and led the girls out to the market to get some clothes.
OVOVOVOVOVO
The girls came back to the base with me in a Yellow dress (Think Sakura's dress from the original series) with a black border and a black musical note on it over a black long sleeved shirt and black shorts. Blueberry was wearing a blue skirt with a sleeveless fishnet shirt with blue fabric covering her chest, and ending in a collar-like piece of fabric. Tea was in a teal kimono with black trim and sash that ended at her mid thigh, along with teal tights. Orange was dressed in black shorts that came to her knees a simple short-sleeved orange shirt. Cupcake picked out a short pale-pink skirt with black shorts, and A pale pink vest that was too big for her, so she wore it like a kimono tied with a black sash, over a black tank top. Cupcake had a bow in her hair, and Tea had a fake teal flower in her hair.
Orange, Cupcake, Konan, and I walked into the base, and Tea and Blueberry went to go shopping for dinner tonight.
"Orange is in charge until I get back! Don't kill anyone while I'm gone!" Blueberry shouted over her shoulder. Having nowhere else to go, I led Cupcake into the living room, while Orange put away our old clothes that we came here in. Cupcake ran over to Konan, who picked Cupcake up and set her on her lap. I giggled at them. Cupcake had run up to Konan when we went to the market and called her mommy. I don't know what happened, but now Konan refers to her as her baby, and Cupcake calls her mommy. Itachi and Sasori, who were reading, and Kakuzu, who was counting his money, raised an eyebrow at us, but went back to reading and counting. Orange walked into the room and plopped down next to me on the floor. Deidara had apparently decided that his new roommate needed a haircut, and snuck up behind Orange with a kunai. I saw him and gulped. He grinned maliciously at me and made a cutting motion in the air with his hands. I slapped a hand to my mouth to keep from laughing. Orange was very protective of her hair. Last time one of the staff tried to cut it, she gave him a concussion. I waved at Konan and Cupcake, and then pointed at Deidara and Orange.
Diedara put the kunai against Orange's braid, and Orange Spun around, grabbed the kunai, stood up, and handspringed to the other side of the room. Deidara gaped at her, as did everyone else in the room except me, Cupcake (Already knew), Itachi, and Sasori (Too cool for that shit). Orange scoffed.
"What, you think I did nothing before I went to the institute? I took gymnastics, and practiced gymnastics in the rec. room during free period." This only confused the members of the Akutsuki who knew nothing about the institute, and orange sighed. "We'll explain at dinner. Now," Her gaze hardened into a glare, which she pointed at Deidara. She strode over to him and kicked him where it hurts. "DON'T. (KICK) TOUCH. (KICK) THE. (KICK) HAIR." She kicked him one last time and he buckled to the ground in pain. Satisfied that he wouldn't try to cut her hair again, Orange smugly left the room. Deidara sat up and everyone laughed at him (except Itachi and Sasori. They're too cool for that shit.)
"Sh-shut up, un! I was just surprised, that's all, un." Deidara stammered. He got up and stormed out of the room, slamming the door behind him. The door opened right back up to reveal Blueberry.
"What's his problem?" Nobody answered. "Whatever, then. It's time for dinner." Nobody moved. "NOW!" Everyone got up and hurried to the table to eat. "Better." Blueberry added to herself.
OVOVOVOVOVO
Everyone was now assembled at the table, with a limited amount of bruises (Blueberry doesn't like to be ignored). The Akutsuki members were all shifting nervously in their chairs. They hadn't had very good food for… A very long time. I guess they didn't trust Tea to be as good of a cook as she said she was. My roommates and I laughed inside. We all knew how good a cook Tea was. Eventually, Tea walked in with 6 plates balanced on her arms. She set them down, one by one in front of each person, then went back to get the other plates. When she came back and gave me my plate, I looked down and saw that she prepared steak with mashed potatoes and gravy, a roll, peas, and had also started setting out water glasses. Pein hesitantly took a bite of the steak. After swallowing, He quickly stated:
"Delicious."
And started on a feeding frenzy. Taking that as their cue, the others started eating at alarming rates as well. They were all done by the time we got half way.
"So, start talking. Who are you? Where are you from?" Pein ordered. Tea, Orange, Cupcake, and I all looked at Blueberry, who started.
"I am Blueberry-" She was cut off by Pein.
"DON'T LIE. We both know that's not your real name." I clenched my fist on top of the table. Tea shot up and walked quickly over to me and held my hand, glaring at Pein. Blueberry snorted.
"I know. But it's not a lie. See, we were- still are, I guess- Inmates at Hope's Wings Mental Recovery Center for Girls. The staff there uses our real names, but we use our inmate names. Mine is Blueberry. I see no reason to tell you my real name yet. I am 18. I was sent to the institute by Mommy dear for not leaving my sister Orange's side while she was being beaten by Mommy dear." She smiled. "Next." And she nodded at Orange.
"My inmate name is Orange. I'm 15. I got sent to the institute by Mom after I stuttered when trying to talk to her because I was afraid of being beaten. I still stutter when yelled at. Next." Orange nodded at Tea.
"My inmate name is Tea and I'm 17. Yes, yes I know. I'm short, and damn proud of it too! I was at the institute for Posttraumatic stress disorder from watching my family roast like chestnuts in front of me. My brother is missing in action. So to speak. Next!" She nodded at me. I gulped and nervously stated:
"My inmate name is Lemon. I am 10 (insert gasps here.). I was at the institute for an extreme fear of heights and being punished. Next." I looked at Cupcake.
"I am cupcake- I'm Cake-cup. –Oh, shush. No one asked you.I'm 3, and she- I have a name, brat. I'm immortal. I'm her split personality. I've been in the institute for as long as I can remember, with Cake-cup." That was the last one. I breathed a sigh of relief and looked at the time. 9:36 p.m.
"Cupcake and I probably should go to bed…" I said quietly.
"Before that," Blueberry said distractedly. "Sing to us." I looked up sharply.
"Why? What song?" I said in the almost normal voice that I use when talking about music. The Akutsuki looked shocked at the sound of my real voice.
"What's that one you sang to us? Levan Polkka. I bet Kakuzu that you could put cupcake to sleep by singing." Said little girl was darting around the room at the moment. (A/N: If you want to hear the original song, Go to youtube and look up Loituma original techno, and click on the first one.)
"Go to the living room. I'll be right there." I told her.
OVOVOVOVOVO
Everyone now sat in the living room, waiting for me to start. Cupcake was darting around from "Mommy" to Leader, who was now dubbed "Daddy". I took a deep breath and started to sing.
"Nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti
Jalakani pohjii kutkutti.
Ievan äiti se tyttöösä vahti
Vaan kyllähän ieva sen jutkutti,
Sillä ei meitä silloin kiellot haittaa
Kun myö tanssimme laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen.
Ievan suu oli vehnäsellä
Ko immeiset onnee toevotti.
Peä oli märkänä jokaisella
Ja viulu se vinku ja voevotti.
Ei tätä poikoo märkyys haittaa
Sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen.
Ievan äiti se kammarissa
Virsiä veisata huijjuutti,
Kun tämä poika naapurissa
Ämmän tyttöä nuijjuutti.
Eikä tätä poikoo ämmät haittaa
Sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen.
Hilipati hilipati hilipati hillaa
Hilipati hilipati hilipampaa,
Jalituli jallaa talituli jallaa
Tilitali tilitali tilitantaa
Halituli jallaa tilituli tallaa
Tilitili tilitili tilitili tallaa,
Halituli tilitali jallati jallan
Tilitali talitali helevantaa
Rimpatirallaa ripirapirallaa
Rumpatiruppa ripiranpuu,
Jakkarittaa dippari lapalan
Tulituli lallan tipirantuu
Jatsu tsappari dikkali dallan
Tittali tillan titstan dullaa,
Dipidapi dallaa ruppati rupiran
Kurikan kukka ja kirikan kuu
Rätsätsää ja ribidabi dilla
Beritstan dillan dillan doo,
A baribbattaa baribariiba
Dibi dibidibi disten dillan doo
Ja barilla stillan deijadoo
A daba daba daba daba daba dybjabuu,
Baristal dillan stillan duubadäg
Dägädägä duu duu deijadoo
Siellä oli lystiä soiton jäläkeen
Sain minä kerran sytkyyttee.
Kottiin ko mäntii ni ämmä se riitelj
Ja ieva jo alako nyyhkyytteek.
Minä sanon ievalle mitäpä se haittaa
Laskemma vielähi laiasta laitaa.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen.
Muorille sanon jotta tukkee suusi
En ruppee sun terveyttäs takkoomaa.
Terveenä peäset ku korjoot luusi
Ja määt siitä murjuus makkoomaa.
Ei tätä poikoo hellyys haittaa
Ko akkoja huhkii laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen.
Sen minä sanon jotta purra pittää
Ei mua niin voan nielasta.
Suat männä ite vaikka lännestä ittään
Vaan minä en luovu ievasta,
Sillä ei tätä poikoo kainous haittaa
Sillon ko tanssii laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen."
Cupcake had fallen asleep, and everyone else either clapped or was staring at me.
"How are you so amazing at singing?" Sasori asked. I beamed. He was always my favorite character.
"Goodnight!' I said, and left, leaving everyone in shock.
Well? Was it good? Remember, I'll update when I get… let's try 4 more comments. If you commented on the first chapter, you can comment again, and I'll count it. Bye :3
