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Chapter 2: The Day Just Gets Weirder
Tomu let out a shrill scream before his natural reflexes told him to bolt. He quickly rolled to the right to avoid getting stabbed from a kunai as the female landed silently on her feet. Tomu had jumped to his feet and spun on his heels to run; only to smash his face into bricks. "GAH!" He cursed as he held his bruised nose before opening an eye.
"Of course this alley-way has a dead-end." He mumbled in frustration before hearing a giggle/hiss. His eyes widened before he turned around to see a clearly amused purple haired female smirk at him. "Wow, you're really dumb aren't you?" The female taunted and Tomu scowled.
"Sh-Shut up! And leave me alone dammit!" He barked.
"Hm, how about... no." The female said as she took a step forward, making Tomu press his back against the brick wall. He wanted to run until he heard clicking sounds behind him. Wondering what it was, Tomu hesitantly reached back and soon had a sweatdrop. "How can I be such a retard..." He muttered before both hands were reaching behind his head.
The female rose a brow as Tomu gripped two handles on his back before long metallic blades were released from their sheathes. Tomu narrowed his eyes at the female, who in return had a sly grin on her face. "Aw how cute. Gaki actually has the balls to fight back."
"Of course I have the balls. Wanna check and see my point?" Tomu said, a little shakily, but nonetheless feeling gutsy now that he had his swords out.
"Hm, maybe if you were a bit older..." The woman cooed mockingly and Tomu grinned as well. "I guess I'll have to wait a few years huh?"
"Like I said, maybe..."
The two continued to stare at each other in silence before Tomu decided to break the silence. "Shokku Tomu." He informed.
"Mitarashi Anko." The newly addressed Anko nodded. "Cute name, Gaki." Tomu didn't notice the small spark of interest/surprise flash through her eyes.
Tomu sweatdropped. "Are you really gonna keep calling me that?"
"Of course. You're still a brat no matter how mature you act." Tomu looked like he was gonna retort. "You can't call yourself a man unless you either had sex or killed someone. And looking at you, I can tell you've done neither." Anko said, her eyes traveling over Tomu's form in a teasing suspicion.
Tomu rose a cocky brow and flashed his teeth at the woman in the form of a smile. "Oh don't worry, I'll have both of them done soon." He declared. Tomu could've sworn he saw his mother in place of Anko as the woman stared at him with blank eyes. He was a bit nervous that Anko might attack him for the sex part, but that was until... "Death... Isn't something to make light of you know..." Anko whispered in a low tone and Tomu felt his sweat returning. He noticed her hand was clutching her, unnaturally long kunai a bit tighter than usual.
'Seriously what is wrong with this lady!? First she wants to kill me, then she teases me, and now she's a quiet daydreamer!?' Tomu thought in confusion before a blank expression came to his face. 'Why does she remind me of Aki-chan?' An image of a certain newly made kunoichi flashed through his mind, adding to his sweatdrop.
Tomu continued to stare at Anko while she was busy daydreaming, unless the dazed look in her eyes meant something else. Tomu had dared himself to take one step forward only to realize it to be a mistake.
THUNK!
"Huh?" With a pale face, Tomu had a nervous smile as he looked to his left where a kunai was embedded through a crack between two bricks; 3 centimeters from his face. He had beads of sweat rolling down his skin before his eyes flashed at Anko, who once again had a sadistic glint in her eyes. "Don't think you can go anywhere just yet. You still need punishment." She growled deviously.
'Wow, if I wasn't backed into a corner against a murderous psycho, that would've been SUCH a turn on.' Tomu thought with a small blush adorning his cheeks. He shook his head to get the thought out of his head, before he narrowed his eyes and tightened his grip on his sword handles. "So Anko..." Said female perked up slightly. "Why don't you, let's say... Let me go? You see I gotta be somewhere and I'm already late."
"Oh really?" Anko asked, sounding interested. "What can so important that it beats my Dango and groping my tits?" She said, pulling 3 kunai out of her trench coat. Anko's tone dripped with danger and Tomu steeled his posture, his feet planted firmly to the ground.
"Well you see, I'm gonna be assigned to a ninja team today. And you're holding me up."
"So you ARE a rookie." Anko said with a laugh. "That explains why you're so easy to tease."
"It's only easy because you're so damn sexy."
"Thanks, but flattery will get you nowhere. Literally."
"Damn."
"Nice try though. 'A' for effort." Anko said before the duo returned to their silence. They stared at each other, waiting for any sign of movement. Tomu's breathing got lighter, almost unnoticeable to an untrained ear. He was ready for a fight, even if it meant being held up more before his team assignment. But right now, he believes living is better than becoming a Genin.
Anko only stood with a bored expression on her face, twirling her kunai through her fingers. She wanted to attack the teen in front of her, but there was two reasons to why she didn't. 1.) It was a common way to get under a person's skin; just stall long enough for them to lose their nerve. But for her other reason 2.) She was interested in the child.
As she stared at him, he had a spark of determination flash through his pupils. Sure there was fear in them due to her actions and method of teasing, but nonetheless he was ready to fight against her if need to. 'So he's just ignoring his fear? That's strange, usually a rookie, even grown men, would be on their knees begging for me to let them live. What's this kid's deal...?' Anko thought in silence, though a small hum escaped her lips.
Tomu felt his patience start to thin out. 'Fine if she's not gonna fight me, then I'll just take my leave!' He sucked his teeth before adding a bit of chakra to his legs. Without warning and actually catching Anko of guard, Tomu had jumped to the skies and started bolting across rooftops in such pace that a coward would be envious of.
"H-Hey! Get back here!" Anko stammered before leaping upwards as well. That's when she saw a bouncing Tomu across roof over roofs.
Tomu had been racing across the rooftops, his speed not decreasing in the slightest, but slowly raising with each jump. His legs were practically blurs at this point. And without the need of his weapons unless he was in a fight, his swords were placed back inside their sheathes.
Tomu panted lightly as he leapt to another roof, surprising a civilian woman who was talking to someone from her window. Academy. His focus was pinpointed on that. 'Just gotta get to the damn academy...!' He thought with a small strain as he saw a familiar school a few miles away. 'Dammit why the hell did they put it so far away!?' Tomu growled.
Without the need for music at the moment, Tomu had been able to notice the small things. Like what spots would be great for landing and running on... and those shimmering lights coming at his right.
Thunk, Thunk, Thunk!
Tomu did a backflip to another roof before his sandals skidded against the wet surface. The black haired teen looked up quickly to where he was last standing. Three kunai were sticking from the wooden roof. His eyes narrowed. "Wow, you're actually pretty good Gaki. You sure you're not a ninja?"
Tomu looked back and this time he wasn't surprised to see Anko standing against the brick wall of an apartment home, like a spider. He sucked his teeth and pointed at the female. "Would you just leave me alone!?" He blinked in confusion and slight annoyance when Anko only batted her eyelashes and pouted. She put a finger on her lips to add to her innocent little girl act.
"But I thought you like our game?" She cooed.
Tomu's right brow twitched. "Yeah I really enjoy bieng chased around by a psychotic kunoichi just because I tripped off a roof, crashed into her, dropped her damn Dango, and grabbed her boobs on accident." He deadpanned.
"So you DO like our game!"
"No I don't!"
"Yes you do!"
"No I don't!
"Then why are you blushing?"
"... Fine maybe a little."
"HA!"
"Grr," Tomu growled as Anko laughed. 'I really need to get away from this chick! I've only known her for 20 minutes and she's gonna drive me insane!' Tomu racked his brain for ideas until a familiar smell drifted into his nose.
When Anko stopped laughing, she let out an amused sigh before pulling out another kunai. "Thanks for the laugh, but I guess this is the end of our fun. It was actually nice to meet you-"
"Look a Dango stand!" Tomu suddenly blurted out, pointing behind the purple haired kunoichi. Anko's eyes widened in surprise and Tomu sweatdropped when she actually looked down. "GASP, Dango!?" Anko gaped with sparkling eyes and a small trail of drool on her chin.
Tomu blinked slowly. Sure it wasn't a pure lying diversion, but... Anko suddenly perked up and turned to Tomu with a kunai. "No wait, must finish this first!" She took a long sniff before her food crazed face returned. "But the Dango..."
"Gaki!"
"Dango!"
"Gaki!"
"Dango!"
By now Tomu's sweatdrop was hitting the center of the earth by this strange scene. Wasn't she supposed to be a professional ninja? 'Damn, why are girls so damn weird?' He shuddered and swore he heard 'Troublesome' from the streets. While Anko was busy with her battle of what to do, Tomu wanted to add a bit more insurance.
"Look they're having a sale! 70% off!" That did it.
Anko had actually shot off the wall like she was shot from a cannon, smashing into the crowds before rushing to the front of the stand; yelling "DANGO!" like a maniac. She pulled out her coins and threw them in the person's face before forcing Dango after Dango in her mouth like a rabid wolf.
Chuckling sheepishly, Tomu pointed to the left where the Academy was located. "Yeah well I'm gonna go, so... bye bitch!" Tomu laughed and took off once more, this time sure that he had escaped the 'crazy Dango-loving weirdo' for real this time.
Although for both of them, a viciously eating Anko and a smirking Tomu in victory, things between them were only beginning...
Earlier...
The classroom A116 had been rowdy the second students started pouring in from the door. Friends had been chatting up a storm with their buddies, mostly about ninja related stuff and what their achievements were to get this far. Hell, even the excitement somehow managed to rile up the quiet ones. If anybody could ask what the excitement was about, nobody would have a problem telling them that it's graduation day. For students, it's a chance to show off their skills and act tough, for teachers it's good riddance to little shits that frustrate them.
Everybody was happy and excited; well everybody except a certain female who crossed her arms in the front row.
"Are you fucking kidding me right now? He's late, again!" The female scowled, a small growl heard through her gritted teeth.
The female had dark brown hair and slightly pale skin. Her hair was in a style that allowed it to hang over her face, mostly her right eye with her dark blue headband over scalp. Her eyes where chocolate brown.
Her attire was simple; her shirt was a turquoise short sleeved turtle neck (Neji's type of shirt). She had fishnets under it that went down to her wrists. She had black shorts, almost skin tight, that stopped an inch above her knees. Covering the bottom half of her legs were black and white wrappings that stopped at open tied sandals that also showed her heels. On her hands were fingerless gloves with thin metal plates over the knuckles.
As the female huffed angrily and sat back in her chair with puffed up cheeks, a classmate on her right only chuckled softly. "I told you Akiko, he was gonna be late." A male voice commented/taunted.
Hiyashi Akiko didn't look to whoever spoke to her. All she did was raise a hand and flick him off with her middle finger. The classmate had laughed at her rude gesture. "Oh well if you want I won't stop you." That little joke only added to Akiko's rage as her eyes narrowed and her pupils traveled to meet the 'dead' classmate.
The classmate was a Hyuuga, a member of one of the most powerful clans in Konohagakure. His hair was a dark brown and bushy, almost unkept. The Hyuuga was wearing red; a LOT of it. His short sleeved shirt was red, albeit the thick black lines going down the sleeves and from collar to waist. His shorts were red with another set of thick black lines, one that went around his waistline like a belt while the last two went down each side of the shorts. He had white wrapping over his shins and hands, but the only skin showing on his hands were on his fingers. He also had the standard open toes sandals. On his forehead was a dark read colored headband.
The Hyuuga snickered at the glare he was being given. Her narrowed his white eyes back with a mocking grin. "Oi, don't get pissed because I won the bet."
"You cheated." Akiko growled.
"And how did I cheat? If I recall, I was with you all day yesterday training till our bodies gave out."
"I don't know, but somehow you did."
"Wow, the words of a sore loser. You shouldn't have agreed to the bet if you could hold up your end of the deal."
"Fuck you Katsu-Baka."
"Nah, too tired." Hyuuga Katsu said with a fake yawn, but had to stop midway to dodge a tightly closed fist to the eye. He was laughing when Akiko put her head down on the desk, mumbling things about "Annoying Hyuuga Faggots..." Katsu had been laughing in his chair until a new voice reached the duos ears.
"Katsu, I think she's planning ways to kill you while you sleep." A female voice said, amusement in their tone.
Akiko didn't lift her head to reply and Katsu wiped a fake tear from his left eye. "Oh I know. But I sleep with my eyes open remember?" He said turning back to whoever spoke. It was another female, this time with chocolate brown eyes and hair tied into two buns on her head. Her attire had been Chinese based.
"Hey Tenten..." Akiko drawled, her face pressed against the desk and voice muffled.
The Chinese girl let out a giggle at her friend's mood. "So why are you pissed this early on a Friday?" She asked, leaning on the desk with her chin in hand. She raised a brow and slowly grinned when Akiko didn't respond. So Tenten had turned to Katsu as a last resort for answers.
Katsu grinned and pointed at his peeved friend. "She's upset because she lost a best she shouldn't have agreed to in the first place." He answered and Tenten blinked. "That's it? I thought it would be like you know, you punched her and ran away without a reason."
"I would never do that-" Tenten's gaze and even a small sideways glare from Akiko told Katsu to shut up.
Katsu felt a small tap on his shoulder and looked back. Behind him was another teenager, one that was a male wearing a Chinese martial arts robe and belt. His black hair was trimmed over his forehead and curled up in small spikes behind the neck. The most noticeable features of the male was his large black eyes and... REALLY thick eyebrows?
"Yo Lee, what's up?"
"Katsu-san, may I ask where is Tomu-kun?" Rock Lee questioned.
"He's running late." Katsu answered in a lazy tone.
"Again? But it's graduation day!" Tenten said with a cross look.
"Yeah and that's why I made that bet with Akiko over here." Katsu said, nudging Akiko in the arm, only to hear a dark growl. He backed off slowly and Rock Lee leaned over his desk to get a bit closer to Akiko.
"Akiko-san, are you alright?" He asked calmly.
"No." Akiko said flatly.
"What was the deal anyway?" Tenten questioned.
"Well knowing Tomu," Katsu began. "I had a feeling he'd still be late knowing his sleeping patterns. So after hearing my declaration, Akiko believes Tomu would change and show up on time for once and then we made a deal. The loser has to pay the winner 20 ryo." Katsu had a shit-eating grin plastered on his face when he finished and a dark raincloud floating above her head.
Lee's eyes went wide, well wider than before while Tenten face-palmed with a sigh. "Akiko..." She drawled slowly, disappoint/amusement clear in her voice. "We all know you're broke. Why would you bet against Katsu?"
"Because I thought I'd actually win this time." Akiko mumbled, a sour tone dripping from her mouth. She could already feel Katsu laughing at her, teasing her for days.
"Well, ya thought wrong! Hahaha!" Katsu started to lose control of his laughter. He was clutching his sides and rocking back 'n forth in his chair while tears pooled in his sockets.
Thunk!
The laughter had ceased as fast as it was possible. Tenten had a smirk on her face while Lee was trying to stifle his chuckles. Katsu, trying to keep a straight and calm face, had looked down. There, between his legs was a kunai that was stabbed into his seat, only a centimeter from his crotch. His sweat was racing out of his pores like mini wild horses before he looked to his left. Akiko was glaring angrily at him with a black aura radiating from her entire body. Her eyes were glowing red like a raging demon and she growled menacingly. "I-I'm sorry." Katsu apologized hesitantly.
Akiko gave him a warning gesture, aka the "I got my eyes on you" gesture that meant pain if he stepped out of order again. Katsu quickly nodded and Akiko had loosened her grip on her kunai, but she didn't pull it out of his chair. Katsu gulped silently as Akiko put her head back on the table. He reached down to the kunai and griped the handle, giving it a strong enough yank to pull it out of the wood.
His eyes widened as he saw a hole in the wood; the 3 inch mahogany wood. The kunai had pierced far enough that it stopped 4 inches from the tip!
'It went straight through!' Katsu thought with his skin turning a bit white. He looked hesitantly at Akiko. "A-Actually, w-w-why don't we just cancel the d-deal? D-Deal?"
In a VERY strange 180 in emotions, Akiko's head whipped up with the kindest smile she could muster. "DEAL!" She giggled like an innocent schoolgirl and Katsu let out a breath of relief and annoyance. 'Damn her and her Bi-Polar shit... I swear she does it on purpose!' He thought before the classroom doors opened up for a woman with thin rectangular glasses and a clipboard in hands to walk in.
The lady had long, wavy reddish-brown hair, cascading to a limit of 2 inches past her shoulders. Passed her glasses were a set dark purple eyes; the same color that adorned her lipstick and nail polish. Her skin had a tan, the type of tan a person would have if they went outside LOTS of times. Under her red button-up jacket was a blue turtleneck. The clothing on her legs was a tight dark red skirt with a blue sash wrapped around her waist. The skirt had hugged her thighs perfectly, just like the shirt outlining her luscious D-Cup chest. She had black stockings that ran down to her red high-heels.
All in all, she was the teacher of all teachers!
It seemed that the female didn't realize that most of the male population of her classroom had been drooling as they ogled her legs, some eyes on her chest. Katsu was keeping his actions as low-key as possible when he realized Akiko and Tenten were fingering their kunai hoister. With the rest of the female students quickly following in suit. Surprisingly, yet unsurprisingly were the guys that weren't head over heels turned on were Rock Lee, another Hyuuga in the class, and the gay Inuzuka in the corner.
The oblivious teacher adjusted her glasses with her right palm and smiled. "Good morning everyone." She greeted.
The class had spoken as one, as if they were a single being. "Good morning, Masako-sensei!"
Masako, or in full name Yokubo Masako, bowed her head as a small nod in return. "Now before I say anything else, I must take attendance. Say here once your name is called." Masako had instructed before counting off names in alphabetical order.
A few calls later...
"Higurashi Tenten?"
"Here!"
"Hiyashi Akiko?"
"Here~"
"Hyuuga Katsu?"
"Sup."
"..."
"Sorry, here."
"Hyuuga Neji?"
"Here."
"Shokku Tomu?"
"..." The female teacher blinked in confusion at the silence.
"Tomu?" She asked again. Masako saw Akiko raise her hand.
"We apologize Masako-sensei, but it seems Tomu-Baka wants to be late again." Akiko deadpanned and Masako gave a small sigh.
"I expected better from him, especially on a special day like this. Oh well, guess it can't be helped." Masako had gave another sigh of disappointment before snapping her pen on her clipboard and putting the clipboard at her thigh. The teacher gave her students a large smirk, giving them each a full view to her pearly whites. The students, all of them knew what was gonna go down. Katsu had a smug grin on his face as he adjusted his headband a bit higher.
"Congratulations everybody!" Masako finally exploded in cheers. She was clapping happily and a few students were laughing along with her. "You don't know how proud I am when I say that you're all protectors of Konohagkure!" Masako declared and some students began to grow a small ego. Masako's smirk got sly. "Plus, it's also surprising to see such young adults form from such snot-nosed Gakis. Am I right?" She joked, earning a few playful glares from the audience. Though the over-dramatic Katsu felt the need to be the only one to bellow a loud "OOOOH SHE TOLD US!"
Masako gave Katsu a small glare that told him to calm down. "Okay then, now on to pressing matters." Masako coughed into her hand lightly. "I'm sure you're all aware of the dangers that await you on the outside correct?" She asked, her tone becoming a bit more serious. She had taken notice to a few smug students nodding with the expression that deciphered a message. A message that said "Don't worry Masako-sensei, nothing can kill me!"
"Students, as it is my duty to make sure you're ready to become real Genin, I am asked to ask you one question." Masako said, earning raised brows throughout the room. Masako took in a small intake of air. "Will you all be willing to fight to the end, even if it means costing you your life? Your loved ones as well?"
The room had been engulfed by an eerie silence, the usually cheery atmosphere disappearing the second Masako finished the last syllable. They usually cocky children had easily lost their smiles, grins, and/or smirks. Students slowly began to murmur, most of them actually thinking hard about their future. 'For our life?' Most of them thought at once. Masako's question had actually left a mark within the students, the mark acting as a parasite that slowly began to attack their mind. The type of parasite that would cause fear to grow.
Masako had sighed deeply. "I was afraid to do this, but if I have to push you all a bit farther to see the truth..." Masako's eyes narrowed and a sudden wave of KI washed over the children. In the widened eyes of many students, their teacher, the usually cheery and nice Masako had looked like a monster that was ready to pounce on its prey. The teacher's hair had slowly blew from a nonexistent force.
Some students' fear began to grow to their limits due to the constant flashes of their imagined deaths at the hands of their enemy. Or in this case, Masako.
Masako had a mental alarm in her head that told her to cease her KI waves before one of her students had a heart-attack or seizure. As the teacher reabsorbed all the negative aura back towards her, she opened her eyes slowly and had a slightly downcast shimmer in her eyes. Students were panting and huffing like they had been running for days, sweat going through their clothing as well. The only few individuals that weren't effected to a high degree were the 2 Hyuuga clan members of the class and Akiko. Those three had looked to be only a little shaken up, with narrowed eyes at their teacher.
"While I apologize for that horrible experience," Masako began softly, trying not to alarm her students anymore than she already had. "It was of utmost importance to show the new generation what awaits them. Now I must ask again; will you fight for your home, at the risk of your life? If you decline, I give you permission to leave." Masako got a few nods from several students as teen after teen quickly shuffled to their feet and bolted for the door. Only 3/4 of the class was still present.
Masako raised a calculating brow at the remaining students. "Are you 100 percent certain you're ready for the life of a ninja?" She asked in a serious tone.
In the second row closest to the front, Rock Lee shakily raised his hand. "M-Masako-sensei," He stuttered. The imprint of seeing a demonic version of their beloved teacher had scarred him greatly. "If I may speak, I have to announce my disappointment in those who left." Lee declared, making some eyes blink at him in confusion. Masako's was a part of those blinking eyes, telling him to continue. "While your little display had been an eye-opener for the future, I won't lie when I say I'm as scared as those who left."
"Then tell me Lee, why do you stay?"
"Because I want to set an example to all." Lee stated boldly. "I want to prove that anybody who has enough bravery and determination to become a ninja can protect what they truly care about. However, those who had just left are cowards; cowards who don't have enough will to fight for what's important. If they can't handle the pressure of becoming a ninja, then I say don't label them as saviors. Because WE are the TRUE PROTECTORS!" Lee finished with a fist to the chest, standing up from his seat in front of everyone. Next to him was Tenten, also one of the many students who wanted to bail for their life. But like others after hearing Lee's speech, gradually began to understand what it meant to be a ninja.
The Chinese girl gave a curt nod at the boy standing in front of her. Neji, who sat a row behind them scoffed, but nonetheless was a bit impressed at his bold claim. Akiko had a VERY confident smirk on her face as she smashed a fist into her hand, cracking her knuckles. Akiko had turned her head to see Katsu's reaction to Lee's speech, only to sweatdrop once she saw her childhood friend in tears.
"S-So inspirational..." Katsu wept, wiping his eyes with his hands. Akiko shook her head before patting his back soothingly and muttering "You're such a bitch."
Masako continued to stare at Lee with inspecting eyes. She didn't need to be a Yamanaka to know that a lock was being wrapped around in chains; aka their fears being beaten down by their determination.
Masako continued to stare for a few seconds in silence before her kind smile returned. "Congratulations you passed your first test." She said, hearing a relieved breaths illuminating from around the class. Or in Lee's case, a large vacuum being put in reverse as he fell back in his chair with his hand on his heart. "Oh Kami, that was intense." He said aloud.
Nobody seemed to hear a "That's what she said" and a quick slap afterwards. Though there were a few giggles.
Masako had a few chuckles escape her purple lips before she raised her clipboard to her face. "Now it's finally time to assign you all your teams." Masako said and expected to hear a few cheers, but looked up to remember that she had exposed the horror of Killer Intent. The kids looked a bit exhausted, less physically then mentally. She chuckled apologetically/sheepishly and scratched her left cheek. "Oops, I guess I have to warn some Jonin that their teams are not present anymore. Hehe." Masako said and looked at the clipboard.
"Alrighty, now to start things off with Team 1 that consists of Shokku Tomu, Hyuuga Katsu, and Hiyashi Akiko," A sound of a loud high-five radiated through the classroom, catching Masako off guard. Even more so with the sudden impulsive shout of "It's threesome now!" and a head slamming against desk. Masako blinked in annoyance and amusement as Akiko sat up with an innocent smile while a smoking, lumpy head of Katsu resided in a cracked desk. Akiko coughed nervously, signaling Masako to continue. "...Okay so that the Genin of Team 1. Your Jonin sensei is a kunoichi named Mitarashi Anko."
Akiko gave a quick nod and violently shook Katsu's head against his desk as if he was 'nodding'.
Masako continued. "Team 2 consists of Hyuuga Neji, Rock Lee, and Higurashi Tenten. Your Jonin sensei is Might Gai." Those who had there names listed nodded their heads in response.
While Rock Lee seemed a bit disappointed for an unknown reason, Tenten seemed to be a bit happy. Akiko was still cheering silently while Katsu groaned as he raised his head from the desk. Akiko, caught up in her cheering, accidently exploded in a flurry of silent 'Hurray's and shooting her arms outward. Her right fist reached Katsu's head, sending him flying from his chair and knocking him out in the process.
With an unconscious Hyuuga behind a desk, Masako didn't see a twitching Katsu as she continued to list off the teams.
In only a few minutes, Masako was done listing off the teams and the Jonin names. She had her congrats smile gracing her lips once more and looked like she was about to say something, only for the classroom door to be kicked open. Masako had a small flinch when the door smacked against the wall. She looked back to see a purple haired woman with only a mesh shirt and a trench coat, holding Dango. A LOT of Dango. And from the bulges from inside the trench coat, it seemed that she has more hidden for later.
Ignoring the clear ogling from the boy of the class, Anko spoke out with 3 Dango sticks sticking from her mouth. "Team 1?" Akiko quickly raised her hand. Anko raised a brow when she was the only one. Akiko blinked before looking to her side. She quickly bent down, leaving Anko's view for a second before she was seen again lifting up a still unconscious Katsu by the wrist. Akiko smiled and Anko rolled her eyes. "I'm guessing the third one has yet to get here?" Anko asked and everybody seemed to nod at once.
Anko had a small sigh. "Alright, hurry up and bring your lazy friend and meet me up on the roof." Anko instructed before disappearing in a puff of smoke.
Akiko had a happy squeal of excitement before she jumped over the desk. She had accidently forgotten she was holding onto an unconscious Hyuuga and Katsu's head got caught underneath the desk, causing Akiko to jerk back and land on her ass. The class sweatdropped when Akiko started to let loose a stream of curses before getting up and reaching over the desk. She gripped Katsu by his collar and shook violently. "You asshole! Wake up dammit!" She barked and continued to violently shake her comrade.
Katsu only had a bobbing head and a long trail of drool hanging from his bottom lip. Gaining a tick-mark on her forehead, Akiko's fingers clenched the cloth of Katsu's shirt tighter before she threw the Hyuuga into the air. In no less then 2 seconds, Akiko jumped up and did a spinning roundhouse kick that launched Katsu through the already open door of the classroom. The Hyuuga smashed into the hallway wall and Akiko ran after him, grabbing his shirt and running towards the steps. Everybody heard "Damn, he's still asleep! That should've woken him up!"
After standing in silence, Masako and the rest of the class listened to the sound of running steps and the occasional "WAKE UP!" as the sounds got further away.
A few seconds later, a tall man with bushy eyebrows and a bowl haircut wearing a full-body green spandex suit walked in. He blinked in confusion and pointed down the hall. His mouth opened, but Masako just raised a hand.
"Don't ask."
"Ah, finally..." Masako said as Team 9 had walked out of the classroom, leaving the teacher to herself in the room. Masako let out a sigh of relief when she sat down in her chair, sinking into the cushion as if it were a bean-bag. The red-head blinked slowly, exhaustion raising to the surface of her features. Dealing with the academy graduates loud attitude, scaring them with her KI, and dealing with the duo of Team 1 had left her tired.
Masako shook her head and left a soft hand on her forehead. "I swear, Akiko and Katsu can be such a handful. And Tomu wasn't even here to say anything distracting. Just 2 of them, no ONE of them is troublesome enough." Masako whispered to herself, but a grin made its way to her face. While it was common knowledge to all that those specific 3 teenagers could drive Masako nuts within a matter of a solid minute, it was even more known information that Masako cares about the trio deeply. She was like their mother in school, the one who took care of them when either their real family nor their friends could help. And she could still remember how scared they were to join academy as children. That thought alone brought a large smile.
"Well, it was certainly amusing. Tomu had been so shy and fragile at the time, Akiko was a tomboy trying to pick fights, and Katsu was a rebel/wise ass. Before they even met each other they were a handful." Masako mumbled, seeing a feint image of a crying Tomu running after his mother when she first left him on his first day of school. Akiko was straddling another child's chest with a fist cocked to punch his lights in. Katsu had been in detention and wouldn't stop staring at her with his pale eyes, no matter how many times she told him to stop.
"Even though they're annoying Gakis, they were the life of the academy." Masako giggled before remembering her test only 20 minutes ago. How scared each of her students were would be forever imprinted in her mind. Her smile slowly disappeared. "Oh, I hope they'll be alright out there." Masako mumbled, but even so she didn't doubt their abilities.
Slowly from all her reminiscing about the past of her favorite trio, her eyes drooped downward to a close. "YAWN~ Hm, maybe a little nap would do me good..." She whispered before her vision eventually turned black.
CRASH!
"FUCK THAT HURT!"
The sudden noise of something smashing through something had caused Masako to flinch so badly she fell out of her chair. With a flurry of panicked movement, Masako eventually brought herself up by using her desk as leverage. Her hair was disheveled and her eyes were wide, scanning for whatever caused the noise. It didn't take long for her to find the source and said source caused her right brow to twitch violently.
There rolling over broken glass and holding his head with a pained expression was Tomu, the supposed to be leader of the trio of misfits. The black haired teen continued to groan on the ground, moaning curse words that made Masako blush a bit before she shot up to her feet in anger. "TOMU!" She screeched, causing the teen to let go of his head and slam his hands on the ground that would've pushed him up in a panic. That was if there were no glass.
"KYAAA MEDIC!" Tomu screamed violently, holding his left hand that now had a few shards of glass stabbing his palm.
His head whipped to the side after a slap to the back of his skull. Masako stood over him, hands on her hips and eyebrows twitching. "You Baka!" She scolded while Tomu whimpered in more pain. He reached behind his head to rub the spot that was abused, only to accidentally use his injured hand. Ignoring more of his agony filled screams, Masako pointed to a jagged hole in the glass that should have been a window. "Why the hell did you fly through a window!?" She barked and Tomu shook his head quickly.
"I didn't mean to! I tripped on a roof again!"
"Tripping off a roof doesn't turn you into a human bullet!"
"Explain that to physics then!" Tomu shouted back and Masako scowled before face-palming. Yep, just one of them can annoy the living shit out of her. She wanted so much to yell at him to clean up the shattered glass and get another window, but she was one of the people who wanted to see Tomu become a ninja. So even though he was late, smashed through the window and almost gave her a heart-attack, she decided to let him off with a warning and point to the door.
Tomu looked at the door, or most likely a Katsu shaped crater imprinted in the wall. "Just go already. I sent Katsu and Akiko to meet your sensei, Mita-"
She was rudely cut off by Tomu as he stood up, the glass crunching underneath his feet, and cursing aloud once more. "Dammit! Aki-chan kicked Katsu's ass and I missed it!? Come on that's not fair!" Tomu whined like a baby, seemingly forgetting that Masako was twitching violently next to him. Tomu's eyes widened before he rushed forward. "Maybe I can catch up to them and see if Katsu's crippled now!" He laughed before turning left down the hallway. Though after he took off from his spot in the broken glass, he didn't notice the pair of arms that reached towards his neck. Masako was upset, no a better term: PISSED. Nobody ignores her!
Masako only watched Tomu run along the halls, his laughter fading away. Slowly her anger left as she took in a long breath and let it back out to calm her nerves. "Don't get angry. I'm sure telling Yuri-san about the window will be enough punishment later." Masako muttered with an evil smirk along with her hands rubbing against each other.
A bit earlier on the rooftop...
Mitarashi Anko only leaned against the wall with the last stick of Dango hanging from her mouth. In front of her, sitting on steps with annoyed scowls were Akiko and a bruised Katsu. "Where. Is. He?" Akiko gritted through her teeth, her arms crossed and her nails digging into her fishnets. They didn't even start with introductions! The only things Anko said was "So you're the Gakis I have to teach?", "We'll wait for the last of us to join before anything else is said.", and finally "Who likes Dango?"
Katsu huffed and rubbed his bruised right cheek. That was the spot Akiko had kicked him that sent him flying into a wall. "I don't know Akiko, but maybe you should calm down before someone dies." He said and felt a slight point that lightly pierced the crotch area of his shorts. He immediately shut himself up and the kunai was taken away from his jewels.
Anko had looked at the duo with a smirk. Or more specifically, a kunai fingering Akiko with a peeved expression. 'Huh, so that's how the girl acts? That's interesting to say the least. Just like me as a little girl,' Anko's eyes somehow drifted lower and a sly grin made its way to her face. 'Though I have to say my chest was a bit bigger.' Anko thought as she compared to her childhood solid C-Cup chest to Akiko's current size; which was at the boundary between B and C Cups. Still close to a B...
Next up was Katsu. The Hyuuga clan member was leaning back and picking his ear with a bored expression. 'So the brat is a Hyuuga, but he isn't like the rest of his clan. He's a laid back and outgoing, totally opposite from the simple stoic expressions each Hyuuga has. Hm, maybe if this works out as well I want it to go, he'll become an excellent ninja. As well as this Akiko chick. But that third one,' Anko tapped her chin in wonder. 'Wait, what was his name again?'
While Anko was busy with her silent thinking, Katsu finally let out a frustrated growl. "That's it! I can't take it anymore!" He made a few handsigns and had a small outburst of "Byakugan!" and his veins surrounding his eyes bulged. Akiko looked at her friend with a relieved face. "Thank Kami, can you see where he's at?"
In Katsu's eyes, everything was black and white and whatever had chakra inside it had blue glowing lines moving through their body. His vision began to look at different spots before it quickly focused on a moving chakra source coming from the staircase. Katsu blinked in surprise and pointed to the door. "Oh wow, he's here." Akiko looked at the door with narrowed eyes and a kunai in her hand. "Oh, he's so gonna get it for making us wait." She mumbled.
It seemed that Anko wasn't paying attention to reality as the door was pushed open. The teen duo was expecting "Sorry for being late" or "What's up guys" but instead they heard a loud scream that abruptly knocked Anko out of her thinking. "GAH! Why the hell are YOU here!?" Anko blinked quickly and her eyes focused on what was in front of her. All she saw was a familiar black haired teen point at her with a bloody hand with glass in it.
"Eh? Is that you Gaki?" Anko said at a lost for words.
And it's another Cliffhanger! I hope you all enjoyed my latest update of Team Crazy! But while I'm here, I'm gonna be real with you guys. While I'm pretty much covered with moments of meeting with the original Naruto cast, my collab partners and I are having trouble thinking of missions that don't seem like a rip-off to the show. I would appreciate if anybody can think of missions and send them to me via Private Messaging me. I would gladly talk with people of details and try to change them to fit my ideal plot. And if I DO put another's mission into the story, I'll put down the username of the author that assisted me each time.
But enough of that, any words of criticism?
Cheshire-Cat-Chan: Fucking EPIC dude! Seeing it come along like this is great!
Spider-mantheraper: Hn, yeah it looks cool.
Me: Spider you ass. Anyway, thanks again for reading and I hope you all review to our work! I promise I'll try to update soon, but production will be slow! You know cause we're straining with missions and dealing with daily life things.
Okay PEACE!
(Remember: PM me if you want your original mission added to this fic. Just list the rank, names, plots, and skills. I'll talk them over with people. Also REVIEW! SEE YA LATER!)
