Greetings earthlings. InvaderL here with chapter two of 'Zim meets Robin'. Hope this chapter is better.
Zim POV
It had been two days since Gir had tried to kill me. I've been watching him closely, but I'm sure he's back to normal. He was watching 'The Angry Monkey' last I saw him. I'm walking down one of the crimson and pink, corridors in my base to get to the main elevator. I was going to skool today meaning, I was most likely going to see the Dib-stink, and Dib-sister. I reached the elevator it went to the main floor. When I finally reached my destination, I walk out of the toilet in my kitchen, and walked into the living room. 'As I thought...' I thought as I was watching Gir sit upside-down on the couch. I merely shook my head, and left for skool. I was thinking of ways to torture the Dib-stink, the entire way. I got to the skool classroom on time, and took my seat next to the doorway. I looked around the room to see every body was there, so I was deep in thought when: "No No! No! ... You'll pay for this one. " said Miss Bitters. "Class, despite my morale outrage, the skool principal is allowing you to celebrate Valentines day this year." That's when the maddness started, I was confused. 'What is this day of Valentine?' I thought. I had just tossed meat in a girls face, when Miss Bitters announced. "Class to celebrate over crowding at skool, a new student will be joining us." With that said, a jet of some sort, landed outside the classroom. It was labelled 'Delicious Winnie' a cat came out first, and scaned through the classroom like it was looking for something, it stopped at the Dip-stink, and I think it glared at him. The door flung open, and in the doorway stood a girl, with purple hair, a grey and light grey striped T-shirt with what looked like an Irken symbol on the front. "Hi, my name's Tak. I'm new here." The whole classroom said "Hello Tak." Tak said "My dad's the head of the 'Delicious Winnie' corporation. That was his jet out there. So I brought Valentine Winers for everyone!" With that said the room soon flooded with winnies, I managed not to touch any of them when, "Except that kid!" Tak said pointing at me. "Winnies sminnies! Zim needs no meats." "For him I prepared a poem. Ah-hem-" "Looks like Zim has a girlfriend!" said one of the skool children pointing at me. The word friend sent me into panic. I remembered all to well what happened with Keef, and I did not want to relive that nightmare. "It's not nice, to embarrass people... You should apologies, and eat your eraser." said Tak with a light beam going from her left eye to her right. I raised an eyebrow at this, my only thought was, 'Huh?'. "Yes Tak, I'm sorry Zim." With that said, she indeed started eating her eraser. That sent me into pure confusion. My thoughts where interrupted by Tak reading the poem. "For long than i can remember I've been looking for someone like you, someone with head like yours, and a torso too. Birds sing, and your going to pay... Here's your meat covered in barbecue sauce!" she then proceeded to throw a piece of meat covered in barbecue sauce at me. "Ahh!" I screamed as white hot pain surged through my body. It felt like I was burning up from the inside out.
One, and a half days later.
I walked home flinching with every step in pain, as another one of my attempts at being the love-pig of the Tak-beast failed, unaware I was being watched. I walked through the front door of my home hoping to relax some. Boy was I wrong. "Your on fire." Gir stated blankly, standing upside-down. "Am I? Oh well... Gir I think I know enough about human affection, I hate it! Especially the part with the beans... Our friend Tak is no longer useful." no sooner had the words left my mouth did the doorbell ring. I marched over, and a holographic control panel appeared floating in front of the door. I pressed the big middle button, and we could see through the closed door. There she was, the one who caused me unbearable pain all day, Tak. I looked at Gir who put on his dog costume, and gave me a thumbs up. I then opened the door...
Done! Well that was much better. A little cliff-hanger there, you all know what happens though, well most of it. Well till next chapter,
InvaderL.
